Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #2 

Yeah, that one has always been my favourite

Dusty Potato not junk mail?

Emmet S

Emmet S No way Junk Mail was creepy

Devlin Malone that was great

EJ - Epic Journey Likewise this is indeed most appreciated.

then your not true cyanide and happiness fans

Kevin Gomez Then you're not a true Cyanide and Happiness fan.*

EJ - Epic Journey nice comeback

how come you never seen these?

You mean vin Diesel is not in steroids for all the fast n furious movies?

more like steroids on steroids.

I like there voice

@@cascas9656 more like steroids on steroids on steroids

LOL IT DOES

A man

TheoryGamer2018 yes...

It's scary how accurate this is

Spider man

When he goes into his mouth

Agreed!

I actually think someone is doing a series like that called "body whisperers" the only difference is it uses his dick

There's also a series called wiener vs brain

Yeah

yeah

Toby Nimmo glad they ignored the fuckwit fanboys who blindly assaulted our polite criticism.

Toby Nimmo you're welcome! It's a process.

Ben Robbel

666th like O-O

Hi

gon fuckin kill myself no

Not gonna like this because it would be the 70th not 69 anymore

All hail Kermit

Rachel Mullendore *NOW* you have to

Now you should let yourself out

Best Kid Ever nice

His eyes also switched in the next scene when the motorcycle guy passed by.

2020 April was fun in the 6th grade

congrats you got the joke

Heaven Ascension Trish 😂

Why does this have 647 likes

"I just wish that I would've saw the signs coming" Road signs smash his face 💀💀💀

@@deadinside9654 congrats you got the joke

It changes

GalaxyAver uh

Godammit I just commented on that

@@MrMeme7010 :))))

Thx

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What

I think he meant to say it like this: Whoever said “the worst they can say is no, clearly hasn’t met Chad”

@jamesolszewski3782 yes mb

Randy Hurd thx ☺

Randy Hurd 11:26 #LOL #weeeeee #XD 7:18

Randy Hurd thnx

Randy Hurd no life lmao

Randy Hurd ai

And driving...

...and dying...

Probably

And having a seizure.

Oh gosh that hard joke is so frickin nice

Stabby Gabae ¡

Stabby Gabae ¡lol

Stabby Gabae ¡

Stabby Gabae ¡ cause you watch anime you weeb

adel885 thinking the same thing😂

Me three :D

Me four! :>

Me 5 :>

ride for SUCC

Me 7!

Yeah so right

Then he'd be happy...

@@boperez2841 its a joke...

More like cyanide

Dont kill me im spoedermaaan! *SQUIISSSSHHH!*

Cyphon Gamezr it was the news paper

It was the news paper

Mickey Mouse i know

I think it would be manspider

Good job.

Not A Potato thx

they should put this in desc

racist

tats raelly maen...

Yousef Galal just because is true i'll give it 9/11

Yousef Galal qqqqqq

Yousef Galal 9/11 logic

Yousef Galal Ooohh POOP People Order Our Patties 😋

Yousef Galal

LexMc0606 I know this is uncalled for and I feel bad writing this but...being drunk is nothing to call funny...at least 88,000 people die from being drunk each year in the United States so just think of that combined with the the whole world...I know I’m being a hater on your comment but...that subject is really sensitive to me and I just needed to say this...

@@rebeccadeason2810 oh god

@@rebeccadeason2810 that doesn't mean you can't joke about it

@@Shizzy5321 dark man, dark.

Well this is a dark humour channel so why the Fuck are you here if you can't handle this?

We saw the video.....

me too

Spider? The NEWSPAPER used to be a man.

NinjaMaster909 ya me too

+Juliet McDermott nyr

nymerskly

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

me too!

Double plot twist

What u mean

@@Tree_Troo it wasn't the spider that was once a man; it was the paper

I first see 9 years ago lmao

U mean fat karens

Gay comment

@Kartikeya Rathore wow youre so funny, so original. Nobody cares...

@@allvideosareprivate1048 “gay”

ikr

Lord Daedalus That was terrible.

He doesn't sound mad...But usually in the comment section your brain prepares you for verbal fights, so maybe your brain got the wrong idea.

Leevi Leino

Leevi Leino vip

SpyKys Animation yea lol

SpyKys Animation yeah i noticed that too

SpyKys Animation

SpyKys Animation I saw that too😂😂😂

SpyKys Animation Then it switched back, lel

...Oh my gosh

G o s h D a m n

Lmao

Lol wow!

Who was?

IT BECAME B L A C K

I noticed that

I never noticed it untill u

Wish my left eye did that.

I didn’t think that Mickey would be watching this

Wew

Mickey Mouse +++++++++++++++++++++++((((

Micky is stupid hhahahhahshahhahhah

*the chicken is in the bucket repeat the chicken is in the bucket*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Top ten things to make your soul leave your body"

{Sai Studios} if u go too slow you’ll never get anywhere

This is one of those comment who are true af

Relationships are like cars; sometimes you need to trade them in for a newer model

Blue_. Drew this is deep

Cute Bunnies131 that's the point •w•

Gage Holgate “Exit this way”

1 second off my guy

15:04*

@@pepsiinhaler hahahaha

@@pepsiinhaler im dead

I was looking for this comment when I heard it 😂

Afxcv

I was also looking for this. Love that song

The shocking jolteon32 yes it is something rick and morty would watch and make

The shocking jolteon32 I motion that

Nah it's not gruesome enough for adult swim

I agree with you big time here cyanide and happiness shorts are funny and creative enough for the adults swim line

or comedy central.

Subject 49 everytime I see it I die a little inside

Daydreaming and Tunnel of Love. Those are the ones for me.

Subject 49 when was that one wat time

Maxine Smith it had the spider

Ok thx

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Right 🤣😂🤣

Lmfao

Oof

Omg xD

Lol

Lmao

Hm....true

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No it looks like he just went into heaven

Ikr

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I was dying lol

I loved that part🤣

No more likes he is at the sacred number

Bro I legit got an ad prob cuz RU-vid was different back then

@@Contemplatingspider yeah :/

Totally agree 👍

idoit!

Cool

ya i have seen that movie it was pretty kewl movie i watched it for more than 12 times

@@mintsupremacy7 Jesus, go outside.

@@Iansparda no that's not Jesus that's Akito

Now with more low density lipoprotein flavor!

@@SquishyShadowHawk I'll buy

Editing error +1

Harsh.

It's not really an error, because it wasn't actually really happening, it was just him imagining a snail imagining a hobo imagining a guy on a couch imagining hitting him at a party.

@@Anzuo pardon?

@@chrisp1332 IT'S NOT REALLY AN ERROR BECAUSE IT WASN'T ACTUALLY REALLY HAPPENING. IT WAS JUST HIM IMAGING A SNAIL IMAGINING A HOBO IMAGINING A GUY ON A COUCH IMAGINING HITTING HIM AT A PARTY

:D

"I don't care!"

“I don’t care”

*calmly flys away*

"I don't care!"

Lord of the ducks it gives you the opposite results

But he did get his wish... they were together forever. In the fact that they were right beside each other the whole time after the wish and they died together

Yup that's what happened

Someone putting something they find cute in their mouth qouldnt be unheard of And spiders can be cute

It was paper

It was the newspaper not the spider

Jump OFF the window?

Jump off the window?

It was the newspaper

Minty Mike Parker has also been in a number of Dorkly bits

@@mikethemike4313 well yeah, Sonic for Hire was made by dorkly. I've seen a lot of their videos, my favorite with him in it is when the Pokemon meet their alolan forms

Minty That was a good one. When I saw the Sonic for Hire series, it was uploaded by someone else, but it always made me think of Dorkly, so at least I was on the right track.

I mean, he uses the same exact voice for everything, it's obvious it's the same guy.

@@TritnewNG some people in the comments section were frantically like "it's the tails guy" so I figured I'd comment this so his name is used rather than just being referred to as tails lmao

Shondra Moore ಠ_ಠ

TOKIO :v ಠ⌣ಠ ಠ⌣ಠ

Shondra Moore I'm hungry

Ivan Matias 💑☝️💩💩💩💩

Ivan Matias true

Im heartless. I died laughing.

Ivan Matias lol

M L same

same

TheCrimson147 same

same tho

Why DAEN YOU ARE WATHICG THEM IF THEY DON'T Make YOU LAEF

Fadi Magdi who are you to even say that it's her opinion not yours hers s back off you jerk

Fadi MagdiK

Michael Foschi I love puns 0v0

All to his own. If you enjoy the time you waste, then it's not wasted. Another mans trash is another mans treasure. When we are kids we learn to have fun, yet teenagers and adults mistake fun for childish yet being an adult doesn't mean being boring. Nobody is perfect, but at the same time we are. Learn to fucking learn and realize a life is yours to use. We aren't born to perfect and be best, that is something we aim for. But the msot important thing to remember that the world is a big ass fat restaurant for all beings to enjoy. In a way dogs are smarter than many people. They live in the moment, they don't hate or have prejudice at first to anything or anyone, they lvoe to have fun and aren't afraid to express them selves and they are loyal to everyone no matter what species even if it is a carnivore snake, Tiger or Lion. Yet others hate people they don't even look up about and judge instantly even though it's the same race and species. Same with cats, they are passive, don't get in the way, love to explore but still are loyal and trustworthy, show kindness, show their love and care for your well being, loves to hang out and play, are excited about discovering new things and loves to try new things they find. And both cats and dogs are passive but engaged and playful to others even when they are strangers and show a much more energetic and different way of playing and affection rather than distancing from them or becoming passive aggressive or violent. And they don't compare them selves to others or look down on others. So much you can learn. Even when you have lived much longer than them they still live a better and more admirable life and lifestyle than you. Big things come in small packages, and it's true. Especially the fluffy cuddly ones

magnusm4 can u copy this and send it to me XD

jokes on you, I don't have a life

Michael Foschi true

Final AMV I saw it

O yeah,

Wut...

Ya lol

yea i know

*Comedy

Jacob Andrews but i like more those animation than TV shows

hakuna matata *Comedy

hakuna matata because you don't know how to spell

Wonder Twins lol What has it to do with me liking this better than a TV show and why are Some of you saying comedi

How did you even notice that?

Mohammed Sharaf me

Mohammed Sharaf that's supposed to be a happy face but yeah. I guess it does look like that.

Mohammed Sharaf the green bottle says butt water

Yup

Yep!

Me

Hallo

Yer

Hahahahaha

I was confused about that one. I’m confused of what confused means. Mind if you spare a moment of your time and share with me so I will know what it is looks to not be confused? It all just... *confuses* me.

Its what It's like having adhd