Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #32

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Shorts:
Look What You've Done
Dr. Realdoctor 2
Laundry Boy
Damsel in Distress
The Sting Operation
Let's Drink
Tall Boys Go On A Date
Late For Work
Half Off 2: Judgement Day

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3 авг 2021

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@ErwinSmith001 3 года назад

Laundry Boy and Señor Cleanfist teaming up will be the greatest crossover in the century

@zyperific4687 3 года назад

Aren't you disappointed because paradise got destroyed and eren died for nothing?

@lethunguyenthi5784 3 года назад

Which one

@bossieclover3866 3 года назад

Wait... If you are typing... Who is leading?

@DizRupTnz 3 года назад

@@zyperific4687 Disappointed that some people are so immature that they go out of their way to spoil people and ruin their experience because they were unhappy they didn't get the ending they wanted for a japanese comic book.

@HateHater2205 3 года назад

I saw this in the original short for Laundry Boy

@Zack_Zander 3 года назад

People under estimated the 2-for-one guy. But the fact that he can manifest anything to be double is definitely something.

@________________________9 3 года назад

the questions is,can he use his power again and again or he can just double one thing once?if thats thr case he might as well double himself.infinite doubles.

@Zack_Zander 3 года назад

@@________________________9 Gotta wait and see.

@________________________9 3 года назад

@@Zack_Zander i dont want to wait,gotta cut that time in half.

@xephyre6955 3 года назад

@@________________________9 I mean, Half off oscar can half things infinitely, whats to say we won't have infinite doubles.

@Femaiden 2 года назад

if he can double anything and the other guy can cut it in half, then won't they just cancel each other out?

@littlemeap7418 3 года назад

Louie says: “Not anymore, Fatty Bones.” Captions: “Dirty ball fairy balds.”

@marktube6382 3 года назад

Lol

@user-gm5bx3vp5e 3 года назад

Lol

@LouieNano 3 года назад

Lol🤣

@danoklex8646 3 года назад

Lol

@xtr3me663 3 года назад

Lol

@j-swizzle 3 года назад

the infinity war reference was hilarious

@Ohaffles 3 года назад

*Infinity War

@j-swizzle 3 года назад

@@Ohaffles oh yea you’re right, my bad i get them mixed up

@dvargas3553 3 года назад

We’re all waiting for the ending man!

@dehaifu68 3 года назад

And Star wars... slicing the battleship

@vocalthrower448 3 года назад

@@dehaifu68 that was epic

@PepziTwist 3 года назад

"Using My last drop of infinite strength" Im dead 🤣

@TheRandomizerYT 3 года назад

Lol whats to be so funny about it lol

@PepziTwist 3 года назад

@@TheRandomizerYT infinite power = endless power. Endless power don't end, therefor there wouldent be a last drop of infinite strength.

@TheRandomizerYT 3 года назад

@@PepziTwist Bruh, that's a strange thought, but ok

@PepziTwist 3 года назад

@@TheRandomizerYT its not a thought its what was said in the episode you pinecone

@PepziTwist 2 года назад

@@TheRandomizerYT did you for real like your own coments 🤣

@martinmarvinii3139 3 года назад

The Sting Operation was easily the funniest yet in my opinion

@jardex2275 3 года назад

Yeah, it has a solid premise, setup, and payoff. Bonus points for being SFW enough to share around the office as well.

@melroysojan 2 года назад

Nobody double crosses FATTY BONES MALONE🥵

@purple6496 2 года назад

4:15

@purple6496 2 года назад

@@melroysojan 🥵

@amethystsavage4018 3 года назад

Not gonna lie, the doctor that shot himself so an ambulance can drive him to work is lowkey a genius

@dvargas3553 3 года назад

I mean, ubers exist... but yeah def ingenious ahaha

@godisnotastupididiotfcking460 2 года назад

Blm is not anti asian

@amethystsavage4018 2 года назад

I think you’re in the wrong comment section

@edgarzomboss7185 2 года назад

except for the fact hes gonna lose blood at alarming rate cause thats the place with the largest bone in the body and a bunch of nerves so if he shoots neitheer of these he will probably die

@amethystsavage4018 2 года назад

@@edgarzomboss7185 yeah, but at least he got to work on time 😂

@thebaldcat6708 3 года назад

You may think you’re hard core but you’re not “smoke a drug cocktail out of a corpse” hard core

@honestdave 3 года назад

Wait you've never done that?

@dvargas3553 3 года назад

Wanna bet? Hehehe

@godisnotastupididiotfcking460 2 года назад

Blm is not anti asian

@JarateSandvich0 2 года назад

Hint: The guy was still alive

@obesus787 2 года назад

Fucking watch me!

@dispenser9083 3 года назад

I just realized the underwear had pee at the front so no wonder he was like “okaaay”

@YSQUARED. 3 года назад

Yh I noticed that 🤢

@dvargas3553 3 года назад

Awww eww, just noticed that!

@sydney5734 3 года назад

Wait where?

@letariusgillespie9629 3 года назад

@@sydney5734 3:19

@godisnotastupididiotfcking460 2 года назад

Blm is not anti asian

@Boop__Doop 2 года назад

I want to become a real doctor just so I can say "don't worry, I'm a real doctor"

@knexmanmanmanman1781 Год назад

im a real patient

@manamejefffffffffffff9337 Год назад

I’m a real doll

@TyrannosaurusRex.. Год назад

I’m a REALLLL doctor, absolutely no fake doctors here, nope!

@LiterallyCensoredDaily Год назад

I'm a real fuckup.

@crisrodriguez9359 10 месяцев назад

I'm real

@ValiantOp97 3 года назад

This is just an elaborate set up for a buy one get one half off joke, and I am loving every minute of it. Can’t wait for the split second come backs in this upcoming double creature feature.

@knp3715 3 года назад

Did you do a half sec joke there..

@uklorien3477 3 года назад

@them_4arvin 3 года назад

Listen hear little shit

@frenchfries392 3 года назад

I think they should make a movie about it

@marclytle644 3 года назад

It will end in a double entendre

@AzieniaTheBests 3 года назад

"Half off" actually could be a good movie if cyanide and happiness made it. Or like a show. Something.

@DTay-bn2ro 3 года назад

What

@grayson6 3 года назад

I’d give it five stars but 2 and a half of them got cut off

@Corzoko 3 года назад

Or a half-hour short

@Mike-mf3ed 3 года назад

I was gonna say the same thing!

@alankorir7707 3 года назад

hell lot better than end-game

@christhenerdfreak9167 2 года назад

10:33 - 10:49 it sounded like he was about to say Kamehameha but instead he said cut it in half. I’m glad they brought him back😂🤣

@pretz9180 4 месяца назад

How About I Cut That Price...IN HAIF KamehamehaHAIF!!!!!YAAAAAAAAAAAZAAZAZAAZZAZAZAZAAZZAZAZAZAZAZAZZAZAZAZAZAzazZAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAONR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@dakotapearce8919 3 года назад

I love this one especially the “real doctor”

@drake1453 3 года назад

Yeah

@personguy2262 3 года назад

Don’t worry about his name, after all, he’s a “real doctor”

@drake1453 3 года назад

@@personguy2262 helarios

@godisnotastupididiotfcking460 2 года назад

Blm is not anti asian

@renamon5658 3 года назад

Yay another compilation that is over 10 minutes

@acrj-alfasaus4825 3 года назад

gotta get that 10 minute revenue somehow

@jasperpluk 3 года назад

something wrong with it being more then 10 minutes? they deserve the revenue imo...

@godisnotastupididiotfcking460 2 года назад

Blm is not anti asian

@renamon5658 2 года назад

@@jasperpluk nothing wrong just i am annoyed that most of their compilations are under 9 minutes

@antagonist1038 2 года назад

The cut in half lore getting deeper.

@od-jake9474 3 года назад

The priest is awesome, he's confused, but hape for the pair none the less

@DishonoredRat 3 года назад

Happy

@potatojuice9226 3 года назад

Cringe pfp

@DishonoredRat 3 года назад

@@Gorttheduck he meant happy

@dvargas3553 3 года назад

@@Gorttheduck I don’t think this was a joke, nor was the misspelling a joke lmao. Where’s the joke in this statement? It’s completely serious, there’s no punchline. Do you know what a joke is...?

@dvargas3553 3 года назад

@@Gorttheduck ...where’s the joke, the misspelling? Is that a joke to you...? Is that what qualifies as humor to you? There’s no joke, the guy misspelled a word, that’s it lol. If a misspelling is humorous to you, for whatever strange reason, I suggest looking up some 1st grader’s spelling tests; I’m sure you’ll find them HILARIOUS.

@ComicalRealm 3 года назад

_"I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens"_ - Albert Intestine

@godisnotastupididiotfcking460 2 года назад

Blm is not anti asian

@dotdot1709 2 года назад

Jeez cant u take a joke

@goose93 3 года назад

1:41 Guy: *moans in drug overdose* RU-vid captions: ah yes, *music*

@hauntedmalk 6 месяцев назад

Music to my rears.

@jin_cotl 3 месяца назад

Lmfao

@adamb89 Год назад

7:25 He shit in his sleeves lol.

@theRetroSquirrel 2 года назад

9:15 it's like I am watching a trailer to a action trailer

@sorrybutthisaccountisnotbe9590 2 года назад

It is but it was CUT IN HALF

@ThatsAGift759 3 года назад

I love how space octopus said oops and God just starting beating earth

@masterjmv2374 2 года назад

The definition of why the gods are the greatest murderers who ever lived. The mangog is right the entire time

@nikolimoon6165 2 года назад

5:32 Door-guy: TRANSFORMERS, ROBOTS IN DISGUISE XXD

@mr.trouble827 Год назад

Literally

@_rebzy3194 2 года назад

7:55 kids role-playing on Roblox lol

@Ohh_Six 3 года назад

The fact that I saw the train coming but didn't see the train coming

@ItIsMeeko 2 года назад

Why was this animation so damn smooth.. 10:43 It's addictive.

@ray-without-organs Год назад

thats what i love about webcomics with really consistent art styles, when they begin you dont really expect much from them because the person making them is still new to art, but as they go on and the artists skill increases (without the comics style changing at all) they suddenly hit you with this WAVE of talent

@Squidly_Venture 3 года назад

We still need the sequel to two for one Todd

@godisnotastupididiotfcking460 2 года назад

Blm is not anti asian

@luigiman64 3 года назад

What does the scouter say about his power level? 10:33 It's over 9000!!!!

@alfredthecucumber9757 3 года назад

Cut that in half.

@luigiman64 3 года назад

@@alfredthecucumber9757 so 4500 then

@faleilham8334 2 года назад

I thought it was BNHA reference.

@begonethot2545 2 года назад

@@faleilham8334 far from close

@keagankirkwood7791 3 года назад

I'd like to see them fight in the cyanide happiness cinematic universe (CHCU) the half off guy and the two for one guy

@istandwithisrael5110 3 года назад

The two for one guy would make two half off oscars that would cut him in half

@Its_The_Astro 3 года назад

Cyanide and Happiness the movie.

@bigdikbubls 3 года назад

@@Its_The_Astro I think they could actually make a solid movie out of that confrontation. Movies have been made with less

@Tea_Add1ct 3 года назад

I read CHCU as CHUCHU and thought the topic has switched to trains

@juanmenez4549 3 года назад

i wonder if the tickets would cost half price or you could get 2 for one

@UndeadDragonWarrior 3 года назад

I really want to see Laundry Boy at work.

@KAI_GD 3 года назад

i love watching these

@dylanyt5307 3 года назад

Same

@yeet_thy_child_3312 3 года назад

Who doesn't?

@godisnotastupididiotfcking460 2 года назад

Blm is not anti-asian

@sunshineflower2286 2 года назад

"And frankly, your prizes are just way too low" With that voice, that line was hilarious.

@ArtemisAvali 3 года назад

9:10 I love the reference

@PrincessOfThestars850 2 года назад

Avengers infinity war

@kinggeedorah5343 2 года назад

9:40 i cant believe i got fucking infinite war’d by cyanide and happines

@Mr.Galaxia 3 года назад

4:07 like two birds with one stone

@rebeccachambers4701 2 года назад

I worked in the hospital and I can tell you this is exactly what most doctors are like

@lazzy0dog 2 года назад

10:24 okay that was dam cool

@chrisperrien7055 3 года назад

Half-off Oswald vs 2for1 Todd should be epic.

@yellowfrog2259 3 года назад

How kids think having a baby works: 8:03

@jameswest6161 2 года назад

👍

@sorrybutthisaccountisnotbe9590 2 года назад

Just a bottom half a a woman get fallen off

@jin_cotl 3 месяца назад

@@sorrybutthisaccountisnotbe9590that sounds horrifying

@ProSuYoutube Месяц назад

Huh congratulations it's a girl

@Daman6973 7 месяцев назад

7:47 god this joke is hilarious

@kylebroflovski8155 2 года назад

1:22 That's What The Police Are Looking For

@henrikolangeveld6732 3 года назад

Still waiting for Half off 3: The cancel out.

@lowqualityfrog 2 года назад

Sadly it won’t happen. Because he cut the series IN HALF!!!

@lilgalaxy6729 Год назад

2:33 “ here comes…. Word girl!”

@TheGreatBonus 2 года назад

6:40 this is probably the closest to Joe Zombie Episode 8 we are ever going to get.

@kaslingovender 2 года назад

He used the patient to make a bong 😂

@ljtheone 3 года назад

god punching earth is how the pandemic started - true story

@faleilham8334 2 года назад

Cringe.

@Merikhurlbut 2 года назад

they need to make a movie and try to get it in theatres lmao

@ayubahmed3610 3 года назад

0:29 and that my boy is how the dinosaurs died by god falcon punching the earth

@theklown8820 3 года назад

3:58 what was that noise lmao

@ShadowVenomoth64 Год назад

“2:45 Laundry boy is my wearing suits was still cleaning!”-Mr. Wolf 🐺

@mc6608 3 года назад

That was adorable 7:57

@Token101 2 года назад

8:48 best movie ever

@theweirdo61 3 года назад

10:24-10:32 Ultimate anime plot twist

@faleilham8334 2 года назад

Damn Right

@godisnotastupididiotfcking460 2 года назад

Blm is not anti asian

@RKBock 2 года назад

this was supposed to be the turning point of the "cut it in half" saga, but unfortunately the story was cut in half.

@TopHatVlogs Год назад

4:15 SO MANY PLOT TWIST!!!!!

@domjancepic8491 2 года назад

my laugh when i pull up a nasty prank on someone 3:42

@jin_cotl 3 месяца назад

Evil theme plays

@Joe-rn6rp 2 года назад

8:11 lol

@jin_cotl 3 месяца назад

Lmfao

@wncbuckeye78 2 года назад

3:18 the bottom of the underwear is yellow

@sorrybutthisaccountisnotbe9590 2 года назад

He just ate piss

@mr.trouble827 Год назад

Uuuuh

@3kay3H 2 года назад

"Using My last drop of infinite strength" LMFAO

@skuoppy 3 года назад

10:53 basically hank wimbleton in a nutshell

@yellowfrog2259 3 года назад

The guy in the last one probably had a monocle but said "2 for 1" and used glasses instead

@ShadowVenomoth64 Год назад

“4:35 Those sound sweet!”-Mr. Snake 🐍

@AmadeusHemmitt 2 года назад

Absolutely loved every skit, you guys still don't mess 🤣

@awesomesuperribbitsworldYT 2 года назад

10:40 killed me 😂

@memesifoundondiscord9524 3 года назад

11:50 he is is time lord lol

@Adrian.R850 3 года назад

Dr. Realdoctor is like the cartoon version of Dr. Mario... He cures just with pills and only pills...

@topslicetopslice1450 2 года назад

Is no one going to mention how amazing that last one was with the sounds and animation?! Plus the plot?! Give a like yall

@onestar8796 3 года назад

One Punch man Vs Half Punch man Who gonna win ?

@JoshLefelhocz 2 года назад

One Punch Man vs Half-Off Oscar? One Punch Man would wipe the floor with him.

@rhinoMF 2 года назад

@@JoshLefelhocz nah bro Half - Off Oscar is much more powerful. He can cut Saitama in half and Oscar has Multi + feats

@JoshLefelhocz 2 года назад

@@rhinoMF One, Oscar's universal, as he was gonna annihilate an entire universe by cutting it in half. Saitama is literally a gag character, and has no limits. If they want him to win, he will.

@hella_devious2137 3 года назад

“laundry boy?” Laundry boy: “Y A H”

@elibestie8072 3 года назад

i didnt realize this came out a few hours ago but im loving it 😩

@roksanna251 Год назад

9:50 isnt the spaghetti monster the god of all universe?

@therealprettygirll5467 3 года назад

“Watch who you call your homie” 😅😂

@Acepilot8Gaming 3 года назад

All of these jokes are amazing especially when put into one big compilation like this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Kenabukanyo 3 года назад

The last line " .... On the double . " cracked me :)))))))

@Mr.Galaxia 3 года назад

discord mods be like: 9:57

@Humangarbage_7 Год назад

Eh that guy looked like a power lifter not a shower but definitely strong. Discord mods have no strength. The almost naked with just underwear was accurate tho.

@AlexanderEndless 3 года назад

Would love to see half-off part 3

@CoopHunter. 3 года назад

We need half off 3

@terminator35721 2 года назад

Realdoctor’s patient: “I don’t feel so good” Same patient: eats all of the pills at once

@Aguil0-0 2 года назад

Dr mario be like: 1:17

@kingkandeta3338 3 года назад

This is truly wholesome.

@declicitous1763 3 года назад

Ah yes, _wholesome_

@tristenj1992 3 года назад

Halfsome

@LilacTidalWave 2 года назад

3:31 he eat tie

@dylanbb6787 3 года назад

These videos never get old

@_melanielol9142 3 года назад

these are literally amazing

@ProLumbo 3 года назад

They indeed are but way back when was when they were pushing out hilarious shit on the daily, mostly because most of it was nsfw and I have immature sense of humor