D&D characters after their adventure ends 

Please tell me the squirrel's name is Rocky.

@@Fayanora Zippy, but Rocky was strongly considered.

😂

Absolutely incredible

I bet I could beat all the other people at my table all at once, as long as luke isn't there

Just remember flipping tables and whipping people is on the list of things Jesus would do.

Kicking myself at not using this

Sounds about right...

You joke, but you could actually sell those for about five bucks per straw to hipsters.

One of our DMs gave my Ranger a Tan _Bag of Tricks,_ & I kept getting the tiger on my d8 rolls. When I got two at once, someone immediately invented a backstory where the tigers could only see each other when both dice rolled true at once.

Ahahahahaha I am so doing this

@@Arlentric It's a real blast. Either the DM or the PC can control it, up to you, but the way I was running it in my game, I controlled it since it "has a mind of its own, it just likes [player character]" and so I would place two tokens on the battle maps, and nobody knew which was the illusion, including enemies. Flip a coin/roll high or low to determine which one is targeted (unless you have something that sees through displacer beasts illusions!)

@@Sphendrana Yeah, extra creatures can be a bear. (😜) Whenever I had more than one extra position to track as a player (Spiritual Weapon, zombie, illusion, Echo, summons, anything), I tended to either string things out in formation & move everything as a group, or else just give up & ask the DM to judge where things would be. I don't want all my turns to take _even longer!_ The _Bag of Tricks_ lets a player control how the creature moves and what action it takes on its next turn, *_or_* give it general orders, such as to attack your enemies, _^as a bonus action..._ but every single turn you don't, the creature "acts in a fashion appropriate to its nature", & they don't disappear until dawn! Our horses were _not happy_ when the axe-beak tried to hide between them, from the tigers... _(^edited for rules clarity)_

@@prophetzarquon1922 Yeah imo it's always best to let the DM handle "pet creatures" so you can keep things rolling lol. Nobody likes waiting 15 minutes for one player to complete their entire turn....per round!

I unfortunately don't have a group to play with:( But I have created 12 different lvl 1 characters in case I found a group. Anyway, my Ranger(planning on Drakewarden) when she "Retires" intends on building a huge Museum/Library back home and running it as a research & educational hub. My Astral Elf Paladin (who is planning Oath of Conquest) intends on establishing a New Queendom & Pantheon of Deities during her adventures. So when she "Retires" she intends on finding a suitable mate and establishing a strong Dynasty to rule the Queendom, after that when her kids are grown-up she with her mate will return to the Astral Plane. My Mountain Dwarf Wizard(planning School of Necromancy) when he "Retires" he plans on becoming an Immortal Guardian of his people either as a "Relatively Good Lich" or achieve Apotheosis becoming a Lesser/Quasi Deity. As for the rest of my characters only 2 others have any "Retirement Plan". The other 7 I haven't decided yet what their end goals will be.

@@morrigankasa570 not bad longterm plans. As for the rest, not everyone needs an end goal before they begin. Some discover their purpose along the way. I too have some things prepared for when i find a group. Alomg with my current go to (long story) A monk-ey (Varana/apeling/otherwise monkey race) 🐒 total Son Wukon/Goku style character. Will establish his kingdom and rule the mountain of fruits and flowers... eventually. My future back up characters. Mauler, Mage and Medic. A viking like fighter/barbarian human who seeks to do battle for honor and glory and bloody murder when convenient. Hopes to become cheiftain, and/or die gloriously in battle in the realm of the living, to then go on to party and train combat until the end of days. A human rogue who essentially works as a waiter while trying to get into medical school. Got the idea about the non-magic healer at some point. When he is done being an adventurer and combat medic, he will become a Dr who has tenure at some kingdom (like Gaius:) Lastly, Malik. Ifrit (fire genasi) sorcerer with a royal efreeti bloodline (fire genie.) Can grant wishes and blessings to others, but struggles making things for himself, (genie stuff, ya know) his name means prince and he wants to party, instead of owning up to responsibility... but he will most likely do that and become ruler of some small nation or part of the fire-plane... also get married. Maybe.

@@peteralexandergraae2830 Interesting characters, my Ranger character I mentioned is a High Elf & currently at lvl 1 knows 8 different languages. My other 2 characters I mentioned but not their specifics. 1. Is a Female Shadar-Kai Acolyte background Undying Warlock. 2. Is a Female High Elf Gate Warden background Druid(planning Circle of Spores). Both of whom at a certain point will become nearly Immortal as part of their Class Features. Druids get Timeless Body which slows aging dramatically, 10 years is equal to 1 year of aging for them. Undying Warlocks get a more powerful version of that which has the same slowed aging, but also no longer need to eat or drink or breathe. So those features combined with standard Elven Aging will grant both of them a potential lifespan of 7,500 years!

Anbennar moment

Came here to say this.

BINGO

If that's true at your table the people you play with don't know how to play Rogue.

Cleric - Salary: I need all your silver and gems. Also... get yourself some nice diamonds worth at least 300 gp _{just in case}_

​@@nickm9102That's what I was thinking, our rogue typically does the most damage out of all of us because he somehow finds ways to sneak in the middle of combat and get crazy critical hits.

​@@brennonlewis Really it usually the paladin who dose the most damage

Beating the system

It's the bard's fault