Тёмный

Dad Jokes Battle 2 | David Lopez 

David Lopez
Подписаться 1,9 млн
Просмотров 57 тыс.
50% 1

Dad Jokes Battle 2! This time I go vs Eric Artell! Comment who you think won below!
Eric Artell / ericartell
Follow David Lopez on social media
Instagram: davidlopezf...
Twitter: mobile. davidlopez...
Snapchat: @davidandtea
Facebook: / davidlopezfilms

Приколы

Опубликовано:

 

22 июл 2019

Поделиться:

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист
Посмотреть позже
Комментарии : 323   
@abeberg6505
@abeberg6505 5 лет назад
"Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is." This is dad jokes not dark jokes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@thatsquid7171
@thatsquid7171 5 лет назад
Oof
@cheshee8078
@cheshee8078 5 лет назад
I died at that one
@mikethomas1221
@mikethomas1221 5 лет назад
So funny
@aethanopprimes1778
@aethanopprimes1778 5 лет назад
it cant b a dad joke cuz orphans dont hav dads!
@rebekahdevore8114
@rebekahdevore8114 5 лет назад
@@cheshee8078 yeah i laughed way harder then i should have
@sirtanny1244
@sirtanny1244 5 лет назад
The key to winning is if you laugh when you tell the joke, it’ll always make them laugh 😂
@gorillamad7544
@gorillamad7544 5 лет назад
David should do dad jokes in Juan’s voice! But the joke about orphans don’t know to play baseball was hilarious 😂
@creationsmtb5785
@creationsmtb5785 5 лет назад
My dad farted in the elevator😂it was wrong on so many levels😂
@gv5772
@gv5772 5 лет назад
Why does Eric look like an older version of Eric from That 70's Show
@harmonymartinez7669
@harmonymartinez7669 5 лет назад
I just realized that now omg that’s disturbing
@pandyhappiness5884
@pandyhappiness5884 5 лет назад
Gunnar Loves The Monkees And The Beatles soooooo trueeeeee
@shutupandlisten2678
@shutupandlisten2678 5 лет назад
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was an Udder disaster!
@mcminerisweird
@mcminerisweird 5 лет назад
Here's a joke for y'all: A guy walked into a bar. The next guy ducked.
@t1trickster730
@t1trickster730 5 лет назад
Did you hear about the kidnapping Never mind, he woke up
@f.b.i9305
@f.b.i9305 5 лет назад
FBI open up
@mariammariamy1975
@mariammariamy1975 5 лет назад
@@f.b.i9305 🤣
@todaysreview4739
@todaysreview4739 5 лет назад
Keep up making our days better and brighter😂
@rebekahjenkins2091
@rebekahjenkins2091 5 лет назад
My favorite joke was the one about "David's" dad farted in the elevator!!!!!!!!!
@dwightwashere7174
@dwightwashere7174 5 лет назад
I was there!It was wrong on soooooooo many levels.
@r1vera959
@r1vera959 5 лет назад
Why did the fish blush? It saw the oceans bottom
@dudechuck82
@dudechuck82 5 лет назад
Did you hear about the zoo with only one animal? Ya, it was a Shih Tzu.
@dudephillips
@dudephillips 5 лет назад
What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a Shih Tzu?
@noahhazen8382
@noahhazen8382 5 лет назад
They were telling all these dad jokes but what really got me was when David said, “MY DAD FARTED IN AN ELEVATER” and then that was it 😂😂😂😂😂. He said it with a sincere voice too 😂
@sawyeranderson1394
@sawyeranderson1394 5 лет назад
"My dad farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels!" Best!
@nayelyluciop4761
@nayelyluciop4761 5 лет назад
Another joke I honestly love is - Did you hear about the kidnapping!!!!! Oh.. It's ok he woke up!! 🤣
@jordyluv
@jordyluv 5 лет назад
I love your channel, I always watch your videos, your hilarious!!! 🙂🙂😜
@sumiiifawn2984
@sumiiifawn2984 5 лет назад
🤣🤣 u actually make my day better❗️
@bogomo1185
@bogomo1185 5 лет назад
Dad jokes I know Sandwich walks into a bar bartender says sorry we don’t serve food here Horse walks into a bar bartender asks why the long face Guy walks into a bar and says ow Why can’t dinosaurs talk cause there dead
@Connor-jy6kx
@Connor-jy6kx 5 лет назад
Q: Why couldn’t the bike stand on its own A: It was “two” tired
@Mom2William
@Mom2William 5 лет назад
The orphans and crossed-eyed teacher... why tho.. LOL! And of course, you both laughed the most on the fart joke. Not surprised.
@rwbwiffleball3856
@rwbwiffleball3856 3 года назад
A dad joke is “hey son does your face hurt? Well it’s killing me”!
@nitropretzil7766
@nitropretzil7766 5 лет назад
"My dad carted in the elevator. It was wrong on so many levels." Was my favorite. David won. Love these vids.
@jonathanmurray792
@jonathanmurray792 4 года назад
That was farted.
@Jo-vq8zk
@Jo-vq8zk Год назад
I agree 100%
@nitropretzil7766
@nitropretzil7766 Год назад
@@Jo-vq8zk why did u replay to a 3 year old comment?
@Adrian-uq5ez
@Adrian-uq5ez 5 лет назад
Lol My dad farted in the elevator, it was wrong in so many levels!!!😂
@Perrymanz
@Perrymanz 5 лет назад
HERE IS MY OWN DAD JOKE: How did the toilet paper crossed the road? It couldn't because it got stuck in a crack
@zekecastillo4599
@zekecastillo4599 5 лет назад
Hey david love the vids keep up the good work love u 😁😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️
@jkimball1283
@jkimball1283 5 лет назад
Fourth Ps make more Juan videos it is so funny😹
@dougcaggiano3961
@dougcaggiano3961 2 года назад
My dad farted in the elevator... Classic dad joke! So many good ones in this round!
@dark420tides
@dark420tides 4 года назад
Dad joke: My dads so good at hiding i cant even find him.
@foreverrake9405
@foreverrake9405 4 года назад
That one is good🤪
@cayleyvazquez5454
@cayleyvazquez5454 5 лет назад
This is the greatest thing ever😂😂
@chrishamilton8134
@chrishamilton8134 5 лет назад
My favorite"Grandfather Joke" . . . When You're driving along and drive thru a railroad crossing, . . . And your grandfather turns to you and say, . . HuH , I can tell a train 'just' went by . . . . . . Your thinking, thinking, ?????? , . . Ok, just How do you know that Grandpa? . . . """ well He Left His Tracks "" . . . :-)
@taylermarie7916
@taylermarie7916 5 лет назад
I love these
@prathushneelagiri9022
@prathushneelagiri9022 5 лет назад
What’s the snack that smiles back? Children!!
@mariusveltman9403
@mariusveltman9403 5 лет назад
0 views 26 likes WOW
@Rei-uq1jv
@Rei-uq1jv 5 лет назад
SUBTITLESSSS I NEED EMM Here's one why is the stadium so cold? Cause it has so many fans :DDDD
@thekidwithcloudenvy4912
@thekidwithcloudenvy4912 5 лет назад
These are good dad jokes 😂
@diegoos4794
@diegoos4794 5 лет назад
Love your vids
@brianingalls576
@brianingalls576 5 лет назад
You know why I like these dad joke videos because they are dadawful
@saharandyusef9267
@saharandyusef9267 5 лет назад
This is the earliest I’ve ever been
@splitxy9875
@splitxy9875 5 лет назад
MAKE ONE WITH JUAN!!! 😂😂😂😂
@faolan2174
@faolan2174 5 лет назад
I feel like David got to tell a lot more jokes here than Eric did... Still, loved 'em! Here's a list of some of my favorites: 1. Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One of them says to the other, "Man, do you think it's hot in here?" The other replies, "Oh my gosh, it's a talking muffin!" 2. Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it. 3. Batman and Robin hop into the batmobile, but it won't start. Batman tells Robin to check the battery. Robin replies, "What's a tery?"
@rainwalkerstudios3388
@rainwalkerstudios3388 5 лет назад
I have a fear of over-engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex.
@trixwentzle792
@trixwentzle792 5 лет назад
The orphan one killed me xD
@joyojeil3735
@joyojeil3735 5 лет назад
this was sooo funny😂😂😂😂
@tomnjerry108
@tomnjerry108 5 лет назад
Dubai don’t like the flint stones but abidabidooooooo
@bxndmxn2132
@bxndmxn2132 5 лет назад
THOSE LAUGHS THO!!!
@aethore1
@aethore1 4 года назад
I love the orange soda one🤣
@gsdluv8723
@gsdluv8723 5 лет назад
It's a line between cringing or laughing till I cry.
@RealThymes
@RealThymes 5 лет назад
dude on the left laughed at like 2-3 jokes and only had one mark
@AngelinaCruz357
@AngelinaCruz357 5 лет назад
*David obviously understands the basic principles of **#baseball**!*
@AngelinaCruz357
@AngelinaCruz357 5 лет назад
😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣
@valenteaispuro6406
@valenteaispuro6406 5 лет назад
😂😂
@mtsilverblake
@mtsilverblake 5 лет назад
my dad taught me how to use the word bargain i said thanks dad thats a good deal
@thadeousanderson2076
@thadeousanderson2076 5 лет назад
my favorite was the orphan baseball joke haha
@alexjimenez3063
@alexjimenez3063 5 лет назад
How many dads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Non my mom does it.... Dad? Where are you? 😭😭😭 lol
@-_CPU_-
@-_CPU_- 5 лет назад
make a video about star wars (star juan or juan solo)
@dwightwashere7174
@dwightwashere7174 5 лет назад
We need Juan Solo
@IUNLUCKYI
@IUNLUCKYI 5 лет назад
It’s funny how David pulls out his phone and started to look up dad jokes
@bendecker7521
@bendecker7521 5 лет назад
Awesome!!
@TheNerdtendo
@TheNerdtendo 5 лет назад
That orphan joke! So hilariously sad X'D
@jshelton100
@jshelton100 5 лет назад
My dad broke his back the other day. He was trying to bend it like Beckham.
@icewolf2582
@icewolf2582 5 лет назад
My dad farted on the elevator😂 it was wrong on so many levels
@antoni1566
@antoni1566 5 лет назад
Sup man love you vids
@Mynameisevanbro
@Mynameisevanbro 5 лет назад
My favorite: My dad farted on the elevator and it was a problem on so many levels!
@gypsydude12
@gypsydude12 5 лет назад
David I love your vids
@natedawg7859
@natedawg7859 5 лет назад
Hi love your vids
@ltsDisrupt
@ltsDisrupt 5 лет назад
Yay new video
@alexisthegoatyea2697
@alexisthegoatyea2697 5 лет назад
Best youtuber ever so funny
@jonathanmancia7192
@jonathanmancia7192 5 лет назад
I early I love this thing that they do
@JohnTaylor-wc9rf
@JohnTaylor-wc9rf 5 лет назад
I really loved the baseball and elevator jokes LOL
@seats1853
@seats1853 5 лет назад
Guy;I’m ready dad:hi ready I’m dad
@mr.misunderstood4042
@mr.misunderstood4042 5 лет назад
I really liked the balance one, the dad farting on the elevator too
@annagomez6642
@annagomez6642 5 лет назад
Love that
@makingmoises1209
@makingmoises1209 5 лет назад
GOD ALMIGHTY! These are the kind of jokes I would make with bae in University! The cheesiness is UNREAL! 😤😤🤣😊💜
@bmxerboy001kidboi6
@bmxerboy001kidboi6 5 лет назад
I laughed at all of them
@episodered5616
@episodered5616 4 года назад
How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just "Juan".
@relyenterprisestx
@relyenterprisestx 5 лет назад
Basically any fart joke made them laugh 😆
@pinkdolls1439
@pinkdolls1439 5 лет назад
RU-vid is drunk again 1 view 28 coments 79 likes
@deadmelodies42
@deadmelodies42 5 лет назад
YESSSSS DAVID!!!!!!!!
@darcyzimmerman8408
@darcyzimmerman8408 5 лет назад
Nice vid just nice 👌
@airtruthchannle4064
@airtruthchannle4064 5 лет назад
Great video
@kerrenrichey3161
@kerrenrichey3161 4 года назад
David, I'm pretty sure you won. I like the last joke.
@gjperea
@gjperea 5 лет назад
Best joke is Dad farting in the elevator.
@harryrankin6566
@harryrankin6566 5 лет назад
what is harry potter favorite way of getting down a hill walking jk rowling
@RobinDamronII
@RobinDamronII 16 дней назад
What did the sugar addicted alien say to the human? Take me to your 2 liter
@weebok8261
@weebok8261 4 года назад
When does a joke become a dad joke when it becomes apparent
@thesecondbacon3639
@thesecondbacon3639 5 лет назад
This was cool I gatta admit
@kristinacolak3683
@kristinacolak3683 5 лет назад
This is the best thing on the internet 😁 these always crack me up
@angelcordero4699
@angelcordero4699 5 лет назад
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
@letorjo7964
@letorjo7964 5 лет назад
Hi i luv your vids
@eenboyer2178
@eenboyer2178 5 лет назад
When David still uses the musical.ly logo in his outro
@kuehlmamas1964
@kuehlmamas1964 5 лет назад
Dad jokes: #1:" What happened after David had is ID stolen?" "We had to call him Dave...." #2. "What if the Hokey Pokey. . . IS... What it's all about?" #3. "If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homless or naked?" #4. "What happens if you get scared half to death, twice...?" #5. "If you throw your cat out the window while driving, does it become kitty litter?" #6. "What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain." #7. " what's a chickens favorite Rihanna song? Bak! Bak! Bak! Bak! Bak!" (Say to the tune of "work, work, work, work, work song) #8. "What did the horse say after it fell?" "Help I've fallen an I can't giddyup!"
@laloothasupreme5003
@laloothasupreme5003 5 лет назад
What do you call an elephant with a trunk, AN ELEPHANT 😂
@magimong407
@magimong407 5 лет назад
Nani?
@laloothasupreme5003
@laloothasupreme5003 5 лет назад
@@magimong407 lol jokes on you cuz it's and elephant not an Elephant, I tricked you all along
@magimong407
@magimong407 5 лет назад
@@laloothasupreme5003 NANI?
@laloothasupreme5003
@laloothasupreme5003 5 лет назад
@@magimong407 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LA ELEPHANTÈ
@magimong407
@magimong407 5 лет назад
@@laloothasupreme5003 NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?
@greennova6775
@greennova6775 5 лет назад
David you are good
@funfilm77
@funfilm77 5 лет назад
My favorite dad joke was...wait....what dad jokes...?
@jimmyescobedo5170
@jimmyescobedo5170 5 лет назад
Wow another one
@carlosgil9279
@carlosgil9279 5 лет назад
I like the joke that said my dad farted in the elevator
@angelcordero4699
@angelcordero4699 5 лет назад
Where do cows go to party? The meat-ball
@thatsimp7413
@thatsimp7413 5 лет назад
My joke: "I didnt know why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me." The winning: David won by 4 less. (David had 5) A dad battle: EhBeeFamily's DAD
@silecab.2859
@silecab.2859 5 лет назад
I miss David so much❤😍
@itzaine4757
@itzaine4757 5 лет назад
Play the horror game again please part 2!
@leonelchavez821
@leonelchavez821 5 лет назад
my dad joke:I to the sea,but i didn't like cause i smelled fishy
@katrinaoborny2256
@katrinaoborny2256 4 года назад
wait, didn't Eric play Waldo? i can't remember which one came out first.
@gypsydude12
@gypsydude12 5 лет назад
Yay
Далее
Juan vs Cowboys | David Lopez
5:56
Просмотров 134 тыс.
I Built 3 SECRET Rooms In School!
33:34
Просмотров 12 млн
Dude Perfect: Bad Joke Telling
5:47
Просмотров 25 млн
Juan's Life Hacks 1 & 2 | David Lopez
8:17
Просмотров 632 тыс.
Dad Jokes | Dante vs. Samson | All Def
4:22
Просмотров 161 тыс.
Bad Joke Telling | NFL Pro Bowl 2018 Edition #2
6:07
Просмотров 243 тыс.
The Interview | David Lopez
3:21
Просмотров 201 тыс.
Zombie Crossing | David Lopez
4:25
Просмотров 202 тыс.
Street Fight Video Productions | David Lopez
3:57
Просмотров 86 тыс.
Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh - Extended & Uncut
2:07:58
Never Rob a Magician 5 | David Lopez
4:30
Просмотров 95 тыс.
Король на толчке😁​⁠@titwow
0:19