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MegScoop & Patrick Cloud battle it out on our special episode of Dad Jokes, sponsored by The Neighborhood. The one with the most points at the end wins!
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This episode is brought to you by Season 3 of The Neighborhood on CBS.
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Starring: Patrick Cloud, MegScoop
Producer: Denzel Lee, Megan “MegScoop” Thomas
Director: Patrick Cloud
Director of Photography: Daryl Gilmore
Camera Operator: Cameron Hill
Sound Mixer: Oscar Coronel
Production Assistant: Eden Tesfai
DIT: Derrick Beiter
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@saeeda6089
@saeeda6089 3 года назад
I LUV A CLEAN BATTLE BETWEEN BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN😂😭😭😭💀
@octaviousharper3873
@octaviousharper3873 3 года назад
Lol you know wrong for that
@hernanaguilarjr7954
@hernanaguilarjr7954 3 года назад
Ayoo dawg🤣🤣💀
@muffin70507
@muffin70507 3 года назад
👀 Lol
@_yesjas
@_yesjas 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@thehammer9286
@thehammer9286 3 года назад
Protect our queens
@markteague49
@markteague49 3 года назад
Who remembers Saturday mornings with this and great taste?
@ya-highness
@ya-highness 3 года назад
Bruh. I miss great taste and roast me. The content they all put out on they separate podcasts is awesome. I just reminisce on the good ole days. Side note really miss Doboy too.
@ZhenMitch
@ZhenMitch 3 года назад
Remember righteous and ratchet??
@ya-highness
@ya-highness 3 года назад
@@ZhenMitch yeah, that was also a great show.
@marvinhicks2016
@marvinhicks2016 3 года назад
‘Twas the best
@ellissmith23
@ellissmith23 3 года назад
The good ole days 🥲
@theMAOER
@theMAOER 3 года назад
pat shoulda said "lawn-gerie" for the sexy house joke
@illu3pt
@illu3pt 3 года назад
Bravo!!
@asapgrit
@asapgrit 3 года назад
L
@USERTM7
@USERTM7 3 года назад
Nah.
@PyurTek
@PyurTek 3 года назад
I said the SAME THING!!
@goreyboyz8564
@goreyboyz8564 3 года назад
Goat
@winnumber101
@winnumber101 3 года назад
“Silly asphalt” was heat
@keosxcol3301
@keosxcol3301 3 года назад
Stolen from a lil dicky song lyric......
@minhothomas5926
@minhothomas5926 3 года назад
Meg out here built like a pixar mom😭
@ellissmith23
@ellissmith23 3 года назад
Thicxar mom
@ESKIM0JOE
@ESKIM0JOE 3 года назад
"Double cheeked up on Saturday, like the sun is out my nigga."
@djrj6668
@djrj6668 3 года назад
@@ellissmith23 right! Beautiful AF
@realjoshb
@realjoshb 3 года назад
That’s hilarious
@MzYoShow
@MzYoShow 3 года назад
Huh??
@otgcheedo
@otgcheedo 3 года назад
2:28 Meg: "C'mon you gonna laugh" Pat: "No" 😂
@AntonioSneed
@AntonioSneed 3 года назад
I’m not gone lie, that Braille joke was outrageous 😂
@PichuMoreno
@PichuMoreno 3 года назад
For the first minute I was like "What happened to Patrick, for him not laughing at his own jokes?" After sometime I was like "AAAAAAH THERE IT IS, THAT'S MY BOY"
@anayamilligan5580
@anayamilligan5580 3 года назад
Right i was waiting too 😂😂😂
@MischiefCulture
@MischiefCulture 3 года назад
Same lol
@coldcrushcorey
@coldcrushcorey 3 года назад
I want Meg to want me for Christmas
@tabithadicks4501
@tabithadicks4501 3 года назад
"What do you throw on a house to make it feel sexy?" LAWNGERIE PAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAWNGERIE!!!!!!!!!!!!😤
@josiahwillis6691
@josiahwillis6691 3 года назад
SAMEEE
@Lshawn
@Lshawn 3 года назад
But lawns aren't on houses.
@tabithadicks4501
@tabithadicks4501 3 года назад
@@Lshawn don't be that person😂😂😂😂😂 let me have this
@realjoshb
@realjoshb 3 года назад
Ad-dress
@Lshawn
@Lshawn 3 года назад
@@tabithadicks4501 😂😂😂
@williamgunderson3002
@williamgunderson3002 3 года назад
Ad-Dress was nice, but I would have gone with lawn-gerie.
@Passion84GodAlways
@Passion84GodAlways 3 года назад
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking too! 😆😅😂
@josephatherley
@josephatherley 3 года назад
Just came to say this same thing
@rhondeboutte2983
@rhondeboutte2983 3 года назад
I was thinking that too
@hudsonja
@hudsonja 3 года назад
Dang it, yall beat me to the same punchline
@alexg3169
@alexg3169 3 года назад
I've not seen a frenemy relationship like Patrick and Megs' since watching girls in the high school cafeteria. XD
@blankmandastankman
@blankmandastankman 3 года назад
Two queens embracing each other-@ADD, we need more of this
@KwanDon22
@KwanDon22 3 года назад
I thought Pat was gonna say Circuit City with the “Where do power cords go shopping” joke.
@tevo1192
@tevo1192 3 года назад
Dad Jokes: Women Edition about damn time.
@M.Universe
@M.Universe 3 года назад
I see what you did there :)
@jebiusenvy
@jebiusenvy 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@Skiwi685
@Skiwi685 3 года назад
Meg buys shoulder rolls at the bakery.
@octaviousharper3873
@octaviousharper3873 3 года назад
This was a quality joke
@RealAyzeNZ
@RealAyzeNZ 3 года назад
I actually like her shoulders
@DabsNanime
@DabsNanime 3 года назад
Booooo
@davidmromero9739
@davidmromero9739 3 года назад
"Infidelity" 🤣🤣
@ColonelHotshot
@ColonelHotshot 3 года назад
Meg is so freaking cute! Omg, I can't take it! 😆😆😆😍😍😍
@Andrewg2451
@Andrewg2451 3 года назад
Pat's delivery gets me every time. He got me with the blind joke and jolly rancher! 🤣🤣🤣
@honeyNcurls
@honeyNcurls 3 года назад
This was hilarious. That asphalt joke was the one 😂
@3yungskinny3
@3yungskinny3 3 года назад
It shouldve been mom jokes with Patrick n Meg
@Erickwashere
@Erickwashere 3 года назад
🔥
@musicmaker1311
@musicmaker1311 3 года назад
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@illu3pt
@illu3pt 3 года назад
Tell them sis!!!
@prophecy0731
@prophecy0731 3 года назад
Meg's best jokes are mean spirited. That's what quarantine showed us.
@octaviousharper3873
@octaviousharper3873 3 года назад
Dang! I really missed Meg, with her cute guidance counselor humor.
@LaysiaPrincess
@LaysiaPrincess 3 года назад
I like the level of clever corny these jokes were lol
@GEmiliano182
@GEmiliano182 3 года назад
For that shape joke: I guess they were ready to rhombus.
@bnadira212
@bnadira212 3 года назад
The fact that they skipped over Rush Hour XD Like, damn
@SumitMalik
@SumitMalik 3 года назад
Meg is so beautiful, i missed her laugh on jokes😀
@sj4life75
@sj4life75 3 года назад
I love Pat's laugh!
@tgrice601
@tgrice601 3 года назад
Pat just can’t hold a laugh for nothing he lost on his own jokes 😂😂
@EmirKilicaslan
@EmirKilicaslan 3 года назад
SCHMIDT on the Hood! I am %100 gonna watch.
@Chastidee
@Chastidee 3 года назад
"I just like outlets." Me too, Meg.
@chakacha2854
@chakacha2854 3 года назад
"Was that a cape?" "Yesss...." 😂
@QueenZsWorld
@QueenZsWorld 3 года назад
they both came there for a laugh, don't lie 😂😂😂
@musicmaker1311
@musicmaker1311 3 года назад
I feel so empowered seeing 2 beautiful black women on the screen!🤣 (Jokes aside tho: Meg is absolutely gorgeous from head to toe!)
@JayBelafonte
@JayBelafonte 3 года назад
Meg carried this whole episode on her shoulders
@deanoor9391
@deanoor9391 3 года назад
Meg is so adorable and Patrick is so clever
@MONTOD
@MONTOD 3 года назад
every contestant: that's actually really good
@linziee4661
@linziee4661 3 года назад
Needed some jokes to start my day 😂😂
@tgmwonka8285
@tgmwonka8285 3 года назад
0:37 ☺ was not expecting that
@moseswhare9290
@moseswhare9290 3 года назад
I thought he wuh gon say..... A Cape 🦸‍♀️
@esmooth919
@esmooth919 3 года назад
The sugar joke got me. Lmao
@QUiNTiNBANKS
@QUiNTiNBANKS 3 года назад
Good morning laughs, hope everyone have a blessed day
@RealAyzeNZ
@RealAyzeNZ 3 года назад
I like the episodes who actually TRY not to laugh
@onlysaun
@onlysaun 3 года назад
Pat would win these by a landslide if he didn't always laugh at his own jokes lol
@encarnaciongonzalez3945
@encarnaciongonzalez3945 3 года назад
"Now this is bumpin" I fucking lost it
@tasiyahsheppard823
@tasiyahsheppard823 3 года назад
The asphalt one got me bad😭😭😂😂😭
@IBmaster4
@IBmaster4 3 года назад
that last joke Meg told was really good
@LadyLuckIntheHouse
@LadyLuckIntheHouse 3 года назад
This episode should have been called "Bad Jokes" 🤣🤣!!
@Sibleader
@Sibleader 3 года назад
Such a missed opportunity when Meg said that's s a good neighbor... ill could think of was "State farm is there" lmfao
@hamadou7
@hamadou7 3 года назад
Damn Pat, i was waiting for at least one Ja Rule joke
@MrMiagi-hx3ow
@MrMiagi-hx3ow 3 года назад
Pat : haha i forsure won this one Proceeds to laugh and ends up losing
@ShabbyTabernacle
@ShabbyTabernacle 3 года назад
The braille one lmaoo
@rhondeboutte2983
@rhondeboutte2983 3 года назад
I feel like the punchline for Patrick’s first joke should have been “lawngerie” lol
@CheAshBri
@CheAshBri 2 года назад
I thought the punchline to Pat’s first joke was gonna be “lawn-gerie” 😂
@84g3ta2dq
@84g3ta2dq 3 года назад
That jolly rancher joke was dope
@zeeee985
@zeeee985 3 года назад
I love meg 🤣
@rasjudah2106
@rasjudah2106 3 года назад
It was the demonstration of the braille reading that got me. Pat's hand was speed readin😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
@hakeemjacobs006
@hakeemjacobs006 3 года назад
The Young thug one would have got me lol
@anbonner17
@anbonner17 3 года назад
Ikr! I liked that one the most.
@Ashkoren
@Ashkoren 3 года назад
OMG KEEP MAKING THEM PLEASE! I wanna see Tahir, Broady, Brandon, Ron and all the best peeps! Make the background happier!
@bighomiescrap9452
@bighomiescrap9452 3 года назад
3:30 The funniest sht ever 😂😂😂
@asapgrit
@asapgrit 3 года назад
Dude, Meg is a Dad's dream wife lmao. She laughs at EVERY dad joke.
@LeeLee-vg6km
@LeeLee-vg6km 3 года назад
The cute lil “No” 🤣
@1Joseplaysgames
@1Joseplaysgames 3 года назад
Finally more dad jokes
@TheMNHShow
@TheMNHShow 3 года назад
Me: OH MY GOSH IT'S A TIE Me 2 seconds Later: Oh
@ProdbyIIInfinite
@ProdbyIIInfinite 3 года назад
I’m getting older sister and younger brother vibes lol
@machostackaveli
@machostackaveli 3 года назад
The setup on the Young Thug made me laugh, more than the punch
@EvolvingMama_
@EvolvingMama_ 3 года назад
These were all too clever but 2:44 its the fingers for me 😭😩😂
@143Shay
@143Shay 3 года назад
Pat always laugh with them when he does a joke 🤣🤣 this Pat is how you keep losing
@aristothearies
@aristothearies 3 года назад
This was a good episode, I'm really glad
@SUKISUKIxSF
@SUKISUKIxSF 3 года назад
She got them Pro Bowl shoulders.
@winnumber101
@winnumber101 3 года назад
Lmfao this is foul 😂😂
@SUKISUKIxSF
@SUKISUKIxSF 3 года назад
Is it foul, that she got them unnecessary roughness shoulders... 😂 Ima stop
@winnumber101
@winnumber101 3 года назад
@@SUKISUKIxSF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@amingo84
@amingo84 3 года назад
Meg baby got her thick in the right places 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@jibrilbuilder2668
@jibrilbuilder2668 3 года назад
*The Office* All Def Kev : Micheal Scott Meg : Pam/Angela Tahir : Dwight Pat : Ryan DoBoy: Kevin Deezy: Tony Teddy: Darryl
@TheMauricio3193
@TheMauricio3193 3 года назад
If doboy was still there he would be micheal Scott and Kev jim
@chrisadams7612
@chrisadams7612 3 года назад
Not really a good match up but that's probably the best comparison
@jibrilbuilder2668
@jibrilbuilder2668 3 года назад
@@TheMauricio3193 Do is more of a Kevin tbh
@TheMauricio3193
@TheMauricio3193 3 года назад
@@jibrilbuilder2668 do boy bought a car that had no reverse. Kev just looked at the camera like fam
@jibrilbuilder2668
@jibrilbuilder2668 3 года назад
@@TheMauricio3193 nope . Kev is a M Scott.. his skit game is reminscent of Miles Movies and antics.
@Koki.2140
@Koki.2140 3 года назад
Bro I love his laugh 😂😂
@ChuckStacksOfficial
@ChuckStacksOfficial 3 года назад
*NOW THIS IS BUMPIN* *FINGERS TAP* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@mwicks13
@mwicks13 3 года назад
Patrick you stress me out bruh... Haha you had the win in the bag
@olli3n
@olli3n 3 года назад
Up here dressed like Meg The Chambermaid 😂
@danehereford4458
@danehereford4458 3 года назад
Soooooo funny. And I love Patrick, ugh.
@JeRaphael1
@JeRaphael1 3 года назад
Blow your nose Pat!!!!
@Gi_the_guy
@Gi_the_guy 3 года назад
Her wheeze is killing me 😂😂😂😂
@shelbydavis1173
@shelbydavis1173 3 года назад
The drunk barber joke was good tho
@amazinchiik
@amazinchiik 3 года назад
That braille joke had me dying
@Jojohemmo1996
@Jojohemmo1996 3 года назад
Biden and Kamala with a dad jokes!!! Today is a good day💙
@jarvisdunn2933
@jarvisdunn2933 3 года назад
Good ones 😭😂😂
@rudy4701
@rudy4701 3 года назад
Young thug lyrics in braille... that got me weak😂
@ColdFront413
@ColdFront413 3 года назад
Lol hahahaha
@337slab8
@337slab8 3 года назад
Another answer for the “what do you throw on a house to make it sexy” joke can be, LAWN-gerie
@saramoore7106
@saramoore7106 3 года назад
No, the eyelash almost came off thats 1 point 🤣
@kasperthasillygoat9267
@kasperthasillygoat9267 3 года назад
I got one Where do X-Men go after they get out of the shower a rogue😄
@CMK-Security
@CMK-Security 3 года назад
Patrick was just made for JaRule Jokes... BABY GUURRL PUT IT ON MEEE 😂😂😂
@emoo2342
@emoo2342 3 года назад
I feel like Meg has weak delivery, but her attitude is delightful and she's so cute.: 3
@Wahey
@Wahey 3 года назад
I tripped over and dropped a basket of clothes I just ironed. I watched it all unfold.
@TheRosado666
@TheRosado666 3 года назад
meg tells mom jokes lmao
@raynondjohnson9851
@raynondjohnson9851 3 года назад
I miss these dude😭🤯😩
@raycarden7941
@raycarden7941 3 года назад
Meg is the shoulder you can cry on.
@markevans215
@markevans215 3 года назад
These is different angles & lightings of Meg.🥵😂💯
@luigiviking3667
@luigiviking3667 3 года назад
Clever wow🤣🤣
@jayzee1682
@jayzee1682 3 года назад
About to pull up my CBS app and watch it now .....
@muggz4252
@muggz4252 3 года назад
“Infidelity” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@crownedgorrilla
@crownedgorrilla 3 года назад
Meg so beautiful ❤️💚🖤💛
@CharBar07
@CharBar07 3 года назад
I hope there is a Thanksgiving dad jokes.
@thomaswilson1256
@thomaswilson1256 3 года назад
I thought he was gonna say "lawn-gerie" to "what do u put on a house to make it feel sexy
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