Dagoth Bakes a Cake MEGA 

"it's a fucking cake, Nerevar" has me losing it

"Friend or Baker" I died right there! 😂

Imagine you're just playing the game normally then all the sudden he just goes into this shit. I like to imagine Dagoth is actually sentient and his consciousness spreads throughout every copy of Morrowind and he's seen every character every player has made and he's just saying this stuff to mess with us at this point

I love hearing the voice say goofy stuff. Another big thing that everyone does that cracks me up is the one sided conversations, especially how he keeps interrupting himself in this one.

O: No Anakin! Don't bake it! A: You underestimate my flour!

"it makes your stomey hurt and then you throw up" is the best one liner I've heard yet

The fucking “because this shit for sure ain’t getting monetized” at the end after this entire bit really got me lel

Oh shit he got it from filthyfrank, that explains the confidence

I love the idea that doof is a necromancer

I never played this game series, but it is still hilarious.

"Stummy" killed me

This is one of the best ones yet, I swear I nearly died at “it makes your stomey hurt and then you throw up”

“The power of the pastry” holy shit I’m gone.

Power of the pastry.

petition for someone to make a mod based off of this

Argonian Nerevar meanwhile: It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, if the way is hazy, you gotta do the cookin by the book, you know you can't be lazy

I'm not sure if the eggs of a giant insect have the same properties as chicken eggs, and would probably be unsuitable for a cake.

THE POWER OF THE PASTRY!

Bless you for bringing the power of Francis of the Filth back.

I completely forgot about the vomit cake that shit top tier comedy

I think this is the best Dagoth Ur meme yet.

“Friend or baker” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just make the party cheese salad, that'll make them run.

"Come to me openly and not by stealth accursed sneakcell"

Partake of the cake

I'm sure we don't agree politically on several issues, but you do make good jokes. I can set my views aside enough to be able to say with honesty that you have a good grasp of Dagoth Ur's insanity and it makes for good content

1:09 My favourite bit.

It's like I have the Boots of Blinding Speed, haha

Come to me Nerevare, come to me through flour and an oven preheated at 200 celcius. What do you mean Farenheit? That's Imeprial dogma Nerevare we don't use that shit here.

POWER OF THE PASTRY

Am I the only person who's completely shocked by how good the ai voices have become? Is this only completely new to me?

Crazy thing is I'm a Baker and I can say that I'm proud of him

Lmao the FilthyFrank reference

I have a hankering for cake now

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake 🎂

This one is my fave so far

I am COOKETH

I thought I was the only one that said 'stommy'.

God I love this god damn

I expected a lazy town meme.

i want a video where dagoth ur scolds nerevarine for using "their" word.

I have never played Morrowind, if Dagoth-Ur isn't exactly like this then I will be severely disappointed.

I miss filthy Frank 😭

Look I’m not gonna hold u N wah

>Monetizing a free service Wooboy you a real one, eh?

Baking 100

13th view, straight outta canton, cant touch this fetchers.

which ai voice gen do u use

I mean technically we don't actually know HOW previous incarnation s of nereavine interacted with dagoth ur this could actually be cannon 🤷

I have actually noticed this as well, but for my gender too! Nuts how we’re all having a human experience, classifying it as a special never before seen struggle. Intersectional bingo. Idk what sort of men you’re talking about but I’m positive men settle a lot more man. And not just a looks thing. “Can’t live with them can’t live without them” is just pure truth. Try being just.... nice? If that’s not working then the problem is your area, so no need to generalize a gender.

bro you are not getting patreon donations for this