I love how all these make it seem as if when the nerevarine showed up, Dagoth just treated them like old Nerevar, and they became best buddies/roommates. Then have normal, harmless interactions like these on a daily basis.
I feel this "the other down". Whenever I'm trying to help my parents with technology and I tell them to "scroll down" they always scroll up and vice versa. I guess it's because they're making the content go down? Or when you scroll up you're pulling your finger down? Idk it must be an old person thing but I've definitely used this "no the other down" and I can see Dagoth Ur having similar struggles with technology.
i should adopt the apple ecosystem? what do you mean, nerevar? i do not intend to take on the lifestyle of a farmer, i will not herd guar and netches... yes, while it is true that i speak for the law and the land, do you think that, as lord of the sixth house and the tribe unmourned, that i would lower myself to such a- what? it's just a term? a digital ecosystem? i can connect my dwemer computing device with my phone?
HAHAHA Nerevar that's a good one, next you'll tell me we can travel across great distances using machines powered by controlled explosions or someth- what? Nerevar I told you not to touch the mead with juniper berries, it's clearly expired. Moon and stars? More like moon sugar putting your sweet and intoxicatingly innocent head into the clouds. I should have known an Argonian would be an addict... What? No, I'm not saying all Argonians, just that you- well not YOU, I meant the royal you, because you people eat flies. What? You people? I meant it in a *holds in puke* affectionate way, no, don't put that on Twitter, Nerevar, it was just a joke, like the mongrel dogs of the Empire as a fighting force.
