The Dagoth Ur Dunmer version of the popular Navy Seal Copypasta created with the use of beta.elevenlabs.io
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filthy little n'wah? I'll have you know I graduated top of my tong in the House Dagoth, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Dwemer, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Tribunal warfare and I'm the top Gulakhan in the entire First Council. You are nothing to me but just another pile of kwama eggs. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Morrowind, mark my n'chow words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Dreamsleeve? Think again, s'wit. As we speak I am contacting my secret network, the Camonna Tong across Tamriel and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Blight, n'wah. The Blight that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, Outlander. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire Heart of Lorkhaan and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable skooma addled ass off the face of Tamriel you little s'wit. If only you could have known what ungodly retribution your little "clever" scroll was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your filthy tongue. But you couldn't, and you didn't, and now you're paying the drakes, you almsivi-damn fetcher. I will shit Corprus all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, n'wah.
1 фев 2023
