Dagoth Ur: Twin White Gold Towers

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Dagoth talks about some twin towers or something that used to be in the Imperial city. Nerevar isn't really sure what he's on about.
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@Dagothslur 10 месяцев назад

This joke is like two weeks late, but I didn't want to break up the continuity of the Shivering Isles just for this. So here you go.

@AA-be6fw 10 месяцев назад

It was worth waiting 2 weeks and all the way through this video to hear the last joke 😅

@somehowstillhere8766 10 месяцев назад

I tried to save the buildings by using an Elder Scroll to travel back in time and catch the cats before they crashed. But then the towers exploded anyway. I wanted to get a better look before the spell ran out, but it was hard to get past these bunch of Altmer who were dancing around.

@georgelincolnrockwell6248 10 месяцев назад

Those wacky Thalmor!

@saanon9334 10 месяцев назад

Did you see how the Skooma melted the Dwemer beams? I'm also confused about what happened to Market 7.

@ApocryphalDude 9 месяцев назад

Moon sugar doesn't melt Dwemer metal at that temperature

@doolbeepi3059 10 месяцев назад

LOLOLOL i thought it was a real story until I saw the 1st tower go down. Btw dwemer oil can't melt enchanted steel beams.

@Become-Eggplant 10 месяцев назад

Some imperial mongral dog: Who lubed up these skooma khajiits with Dwemer oil!

@allewis4008 10 месяцев назад

White gold tower seven fell down and it wasn't even attacked by a cliff racer

@CannabisDreams 10 месяцев назад

@@allewis4008Of course that held all the imperial records on the financial crimes of the East Empire Trading Company. The White Gold Towers was an inside job.

@georgelincolnrockwell6248 10 месяцев назад

He forgot to mention the Altmer that were dancing and celebrating as they watched from atop of their cart across Lake Rumare!

@ZakeandZach 10 месяцев назад

11th of Hearthfire was an inside job

@Nerthos 10 месяцев назад

A wealthy Altmer merchant had just bought the white gold towers for 14 million septims, but thanks to the intervention of the imperial chancellor in the wake of the incident, he was able to cash the 4 billion septim insurance, which he took back to summerset for safekeeping.

@cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886 10 месяцев назад

Sujamma can't melt white gold.

@Shadow-sc5gx 10 месяцев назад

Emperor, a second Khajit hit the tower.

@evilemperorzurg9615 10 месяцев назад

And then the empire occupied black marsh for 20 years looking for Neloth even though he was in Morrowind the whole time. Funny how the argonians were planning to sell hist sap in eleven currency at the same time.

@greenill6679 10 месяцев назад

Not only is Nerevar playing Cybersleuth, he’s using a growlmon, a gargomon and a seadramon. That lizard’s got taste.

@Bloody_bucket 10 месяцев назад

Digimon was pretty ok

@inkchariot6147 10 месяцев назад

@@Bloody_bucketDigimon was pretty, ok?

@Bloody_bucket 10 месяцев назад

@@inkchariot6147 pretty good

@Kobal-tK9 10 месяцев назад

I've yet to play it. But I'm going to.

@Outcastic 10 месяцев назад

CYBERSLEU-digimon world on the ps1 was the best and only good digimon game. I enjoyed cybersleuth only in the times it reminded me of digimon world. my copy of digimon world is scratched and crashes everytime I enter the swamp, I am sad... Wait i think i was talking about next order... digimon world is the best ps1 game... digimon world is the only good ps1 game... jade cocoon was better.

@connormessina150 10 месяцев назад

The Dr. Weird segment with the Telvanni wizards killed me

@Diaphat 10 месяцев назад

That was gold!

@kaga_me 10 месяцев назад

Crazy how no one remembers the reports of dancing argonians.

@somehowstillhere8766 10 месяцев назад

The Dancing Altmer

@richardplinkett4956 10 месяцев назад

You mean dancing Mer. Everyone knows the Mer control Cyrodiil from behind the scenes.

@Darc1972 10 месяцев назад

i appreciate the Aqua Team Hunger Force reference

@DarkOmegaMK2 10 месяцев назад

As a symbol of Unity? Maybe they should consider remaking the tower as a symbol of Godot.

@xanmontes8715 10 месяцев назад

Man we'll be waiting for Godot for a long while.

@DarkOmegaMK2 10 месяцев назад

@@xanmontes8715 Maybe a symbol of Unreal?

@xanmontes8715 10 месяцев назад

@@DarkOmegaMK2 yeeeee

@jaeger3905 10 месяцев назад

me: getting ready for work - glances at youtube recommended - checks time - (10 minutes late for work) yeah, i got time.

@Historyfrek4ever 10 месяцев назад

Not sure if this actually happened or if Dagoth's mind is so messed up from "godhood" that he hallucinates/sees alternative timeline/universes.

@1337doominator 10 месяцев назад

The crack or lorkan

@Historyfrek4ever 10 месяцев назад

@@1337doominatorhe might have been taking his share of Jazaro’s stash

@JamestheFreak24 10 месяцев назад

I heard that the Thalmor supplied Neloth with the moon sugar.

@DreamlessVoid 10 месяцев назад

Woohoo! I get to see that video before it's banned by youtube!

@kingcaesar3693 10 месяцев назад

Yo Neravar was playing Cybersleuth leave him be.

@BaronVonPurp 10 месяцев назад

Neloth as Dr. Weird is something I didn't know I needed

@1337doominator 10 месяцев назад

ok but where is the mention of the insurance policy on the two towers just before hand????

@dingusdangus9299 8 месяцев назад

Everyone always forgets when the the White-Gold Tower 7 fell down despite no khajiit being any where near it that day all within it's own footprint.

@Adamant_Consternation 2 месяца назад

It went down due to sympathetic vibrations from all the Falmer dancing in unison after the first Khajiit hit.

@walternelson2687 10 месяцев назад

Sujamma can't melt steel memes.

@Husker_XIII 13 дней назад

You know the funny thing is I could see Neloth doing this.

@ShasOSwoll 10 месяцев назад

Nerevar wasn't in the mood for another adventure, otherwise he'd be wearing his fur hat! What game will he be playing next time? Amogus? Payday 3?

@eddoh2701 10 месяцев назад

Ask Redguards what happened to Yokuda.....the Left-handed Mer sank the continent by destroying the Tower....

@BanalLayman 10 месяцев назад

I was wondering why being able to fly was persona non grata post-Morrowind.

@Captain.Kincayd 10 месяцев назад

Why is this always so impossibly funny to me

@isoeno 10 месяцев назад

I'm so glad you keep making these! ❤️

@rosedragon3498 6 месяцев назад

I love that nerevar is playing digimon I love that game

@xanmontes8715 10 месяцев назад

Getting the khajit hopped up on an ungodly amount of skooma for research purposes? Did Lord Dagoth Ur (the god, not the mountain) just say that there's an Elder Scrolls version of MKultra? Sharing such secret information would indeed honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned...

@Cobblerfiend 10 месяцев назад

Neravar is playing Digimon. Respect.

@smc4229 10 месяцев назад

Neloth / Dr Weird from Aquateen, brilliant

@willburddr7060 10 месяцев назад

Thank you lord Dagoth for more epic fucking content

@strikermodel 10 месяцев назад

Oooooh I just realized who the mad scientist reference was. Clever lol

@GhostLink92 10 месяцев назад

Mage fire can't melt Ayleid stone.

@OptimoRex3583 10 месяцев назад

😱 Wow, Nerevarine play's with Growlmon as a main digimon, (the evolutions related to Guilmon are my favourites digimons) 🦖 I see you're a man of culture as well 🍷🧐

@allewis4008 10 месяцев назад

You'd think Dagoth would need a vacation after all that crazy. I guess a rolling Sharmat gathers no Corprus

@tiberiumgaming 10 месяцев назад

Gentleman… BEHOLD! Corn!

@ScourgeDreadlord 10 месяцев назад

Eh.. what??

@TheAnnoyingF2P 10 месяцев назад

Shiet, I don't know man. I mean after last time...

@tiberiumgaming 10 месяцев назад

@@TheAnnoyingF2P this time… is different!

@TheAnnoyingF2P 10 месяцев назад

@@tiberiumgaming Eh, well alright... cause I am hungry again...

@tiberiumgaming 10 месяцев назад

@@TheAnnoyingF2P ITS NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL!! Hahahahahahahaha!

@candycommander 10 месяцев назад

Nice aqua teen reference.

@blackkakari 10 месяцев назад

Two uploads in two days? You spoil me. : )

@thepit7868 10 месяцев назад

Nevar forgetti

@SleepyDude21 9 месяцев назад

"Naravar! Wake up! They hit the imperial Palace!"

@Mexicunny 10 месяцев назад

This is super high quality

@user-nd3go7xb7d 8 месяцев назад

I love the dr. weird reference lmao

@TheAnnoyingF2P 10 месяцев назад

Gentlemen... BEHOLD! I have created... the Empire's DOOM, Steve! Mwahahaha!

@inkchariot6147 10 месяцев назад

Bro, just let the lizard play Digimon in peace.

@minenedidnothingwrong1097 10 месяцев назад

I love U Dagoth Ur

@TheTurtleWolf 10 месяцев назад

Can't...stop…wheezing!

@Maulkrumb 8 месяцев назад

Is that Digimon Cyber Sleuth he is playing, hell yeah that game is my jam.

@evilemperorzurg9615 10 месяцев назад

Turns out there never were master level destruction spells in black marsh.

@Adamant_Consternation 10 месяцев назад

#NeverForgetHearthfire11th1E2001

@listener709 9 месяцев назад

He is playing cyber sleuth based taste

@MindrapeJr 10 месяцев назад

that was so fucking funny! i am WHEEZING!

@Impericalevidence 5 месяцев назад

Pretty accurate.

@Sonny_no_not_him 10 месяцев назад

digimon siber sluth is a good game

@youlikethat4205 10 месяцев назад

This is canon

@Serrax 10 месяцев назад

Fuck yes

@davidgrace5823 Месяц назад

Why Isn't this vid in the all vid Playlist? Or am I Misremembering.

@dvalentino7492 10 месяцев назад

I died. XP

@erickreyesestrella2624 10 месяцев назад

9/11 jokes never gets old... I really need to get off from 4chan.

@brothercoconut6599 10 месяцев назад

Can you?

@erickreyesestrella2624 10 месяцев назад

@@brothercoconut6599 the ride never ends...

@c4cendreszl163 10 месяцев назад

This is just one giant 9/11 joke isn't it?

@lukemorgan6166 Месяц назад

Very anti aldmeric language in the comments here 😡

@FredtheUndead 10 месяцев назад

GENTLEMER. BEHOLD. KWAMA EGGS. Oh well, hey. Y-You know, this is pretty nice! Yeah and I am kinda hungry.. GOOD. THEN LET THE MATING. BEGIN! HA HA HA HA HA HA