Daily Life of the Citizens of Mars Warhammer 40K Skitarii Mechanicus 

enker26 Ah that's a shame. angering the sacred washing machine's spirit, typically results in IMMEDIATE termination and/or transformation into a servitor

Aren't they servitors already?

enker26 Your left socks will forever be sacrificed in every wash now to appease it.

Funny story a friend of mine was staying in a big house with about 6 roommates and he was always having problems with the washing machine. He could never get the loads to balance and even called a repairman out more then once before he finally found the real cause of the problem: one of his female roommates had sabotaged the washing machine to make it slam around so she could ride it with her... "marital aid"

Yes the 'washing machine', is that what he calls it?

WAIT! I figured out how this psy-toaster works!!

@@_wheeler8601 all the more reason to promote you.

@@_wheeler8601 Then you'll be the best candidate for our new toaster servitor.

Kinky little machine spirit ain’t it

(Happy toaster noises)

Fireboat? Woudn't that require water nearby the fire? I'm just assuming it's the same as a firetruck or fireplane or firetrain or my favorite the firesnowmobile!

@@Bucky1836 computer roboot thyself.

Hmm..wonderful routine

No sleep is not a part of the routine you spend your off time praying to the oomnisiah he in return keeps you awake and alive

@@somewankernamedbob271 O O M N I S I A H

I love it, if I were born in the 41st millennium... I would be ecstatic to be an Adeptus Mechanicus or something similar!

@@_REVERIE we'd all probably be guardsmen/women

I also work in CNC machining and have been in many factories, I consider my favourite sound to be like when you are machining a piece with a huge tool idk the vibration you can feel the 10 or 20 HP of the machine and the metal comes nicely in perfect hot metal chips

I'm not a CNC guy but I use ag tractors and the machines being satisfying is completely true, perfectly changing ranges on a 4350 has few comparable feelings.

I was born with tinnitus lol

I see we have some pious followers of the machine god here

I work in a glass factory and shit like this makes me think 'how would the imperium make glass? Wil it be similair to what I am doing?' and besides that factory work depending on what you need to do can be pretty fulfilling but don't be like the 80% at my job and not wear safety gear

ShepardCZ yes. Life with the tau

Anything in Ultramar

Probably some backwater, low populated farmworld, the downside being that if they get attacked there are almost minimal defenses due to small value of such worlds.

a tau world

I mean, Paradise worlds exist, even in the Imperium. If you're lucky enough to be born on one, or be an imperial noble, you're set for a pretty nice life, especially for the Imperium. They often aren't of great strategic value, since they're not too different from Earth as it is now, so you aren't likely to be attacked by anything either The Tau empire has Paradise worlds which are basically retirement homes for decorated Fire warriors, once they have served long enough in the Tau military

This guys knows whats up.

OneMindSyndicate If the kroot eat a toaster will they grow cyberdongs? This is a discovery as valuable as any STC

ITS A SIGN FROM OUR LORD ON TERRA!! EVERYONE MUST GO FUCK THEMSELFS!!

AND TOASTERS!!!!!

But toasters are divine ancient artifacts...

Kj16V from what I’ve read about machine spirits(its pretty vague) machine spirits are sentient AIs that are loyal to whoever treats the well, which is why the Admechs do all that special shit. An example being a Titan that was infiltrated by orks during its storage/construction, needless to say the machine spirit of the Titan freaked the fuck out and murded everything after it’s rude awakenings, realizing it couldn’t be free of the green skins, it overloaded its reactors and Cherynobled itself

I know i'm 7 months late but anyway. Machine Spirits are basically the middle between AI and VI. From what I understand they are basically intelligent as a AI, but they are limited to act along the lines of VI, because of the paranoia in the Imperium again'st AI. The reason the Imperium of Man is so dark in the first place ,it's because of a AI revolt that fucked up everything in the Golden/Dark Age of Technology. Calling these AIs, Machine Spirits it's just sort of a loophole.

Wrong. The machine spirit is the thing in real life that for inatance betters the odds for something to happen if u want it with the right energy. Example, almoust all of the ork weapons shouldnt work technologicaly but they do when in the hands of the orks because they believe they will, but will not operate bt any other species. Example of this in real life: Double slit experiment where light particles interact diferently with 2 openings they are shined upon if someone is witnesng the experiment.

Basicly warp says: If enough people believe in it it gets real. Thats how a machine spirit is born even in something as "mundane" as a boltor. Same principle for the orkz - 10 orcs won't have any technology, but get 1000000 orcs and bam warp engines, since they believe in that shit.

@@user-ql2qw3tt2d Wrong, the Ork weapon work because when they were created by the old ones, the Ork were given unconcious memory by the Old Ones on how to make things similiar to a baby know how to cry when were born

only iphones.

OneMindSyndicate heresy the empire uses android 7

Both of you are wrong, they use Windows phones.

Pretty sure the nokia 3310 is the strongest phone of the imperium

What are these ”phones” you speak of

Those are questions to be asked. Now we must seek for answers..

The Mechanicus believes, at least openly, that the Emperor is the manifestation of the Omnissiah made flesh. So praying to the machine God is praying to the emperor for all intents and purposes.

@@patrickturner6878 depends, a lot of authors have written that quite a lot of the admech doesn't particularly believe in the emperor being the omnisiah, but to voice such brings damnation from their own kind who may also think the same.

@@AsbestosMuffins It better does, such heresy is not to be tolerated within the Imperium!

Sweet Home Chicago :)

Ummdustry Or Essen a hundred years ago

You don notice Mean till he telz ya ta notice him. gorrit? or he go'z up ta 4 on yah.

Yeah he uses somewhat related Images to show a point

Also saw the Spirit of Fire.

Yep lol

Holy heck, muh dial's stuck on 4 an' a half! I'm goin' into an uncontrollable butt frenzy!

Mars is a toxic wasteland filled with cultists. xD Is that good...?

Bravo! 👏 That was a very well worded reply That aside, I don't know. Maybe it is 😂😂😂

Royalty on a water world. Your above everything and most things can’t swim

the best place to live would be a pleasure world, and being born lucky in 40k means being heigh born. We made a 40 facts video on highborns or noble borns but basically you are royalty and can do almost anything as long as you don't piss off an inquisitor or highlord of terra.

OneMindSyndicate Aye! Thanks! _so is it Grush1 or TheSoundAlchemist answering these questions?_

You and me both, brother!

Dark Mechanicum. *Cough cough*

What about all the Guevesa and their greater good

They are already under control from a warp beign via the Etherials arent they ?

OneMindSyndicate That's ironically a good way, since the Gueve'sa have way more liberties than the Tau themselves, due to being considered as second-class citizens. But how can the Tau philosophy overcome big threat in the warhammer universe? And by "Big" I don't mean the war of dakka (wich is a big deal threatening to destroy a Sept and all), but something like Hive Fleet Leviathan. I don't think the Tau would nuke their own worlds to stop the Tyrannid advance, like Inquisitor Kryptman did. And not just beacause they have few worlds, but even if they were the size of the Imperium I couldn't picture them doing it.

To be fair, they do have a pretty good military. Though as of right now I believe they arent big enough to take on the NIds.

I found that quite amusing to. lol

Especially when he mentions street corners, because it isn't like that extreme. He also mentions the keywords - "Monday - Friday" If go down to the Loop on a Sunday it looks dead at times definitely not as busy as the weekdays and sometimes Saturdays and Friday evenings aren't that busy either.

ROFL!

glad you enjoyed

that would be pretty boring. Work from 7 to 4, come home and read or prepare a script, film, edit, upload and go to sleep.

OneMindSyndicate Make something up! Say something ridiculous like: "2 hours praying to the machine god of the coffee machine. 4 hours scribing sacred texts of the Imperium on the computorium. Followed by 2 hours watching heretical Eldar porn on the internetorum..."

Nurgle's rot is meant to be totally incurable.

IDK Isha is literally magical, so who knows.

jack cf But doesn’t Isha give mortals the info to cure nurgles diseases?

short answer is no, long answer we will talk about on next episode of the Greater WAAAGH

What about crotch rot?

50 Shades Of Bacon not really, they’re are a lot of good parts if you read some of the books, but the whole idea is that without all this suffering, without all the dead and tortured souls, humanity would cease to exist and the entire galaxy would fall to chaos, tyranid, and ork.

Imperium Secundus/Ultramarine empire is a pretty OK place when not being invaded by the Xenos and heretics.

FiveRingsBass Basically never read any good books at all, it seems...

What? its sucks ass. You limit yourself by "everything must be brutal and awesome" Whats interesting about that? How many stories can you actually tell that way? one must have the emotional range of a 12yo boy in full puberty to be excited by this

FiveRingsBass lol

@Cowboy Batman you were in prison ?

@Cowboy Batman whats did u do to go to prison/parole ?

Major Silly omg lol

I was about to comment this... But my timestamp is the start, at 10:19

I was going to point that out too

Constructed only to be praise the omnissiah or slapped with cyberdongs

Late gang where you at? 😂😂

This channel use picatures from other sci-fi-fantasy as well. According to the picture on vid about Titan princeps, apperently controlling a Titan require bacta and medical droid from Star wars

You know what they say: Better dead than -red- blue

Excelent name

Exactly man. I'd love to watch a video with a bunch of dudes and gals discussing it for like an hour, including the particular details of how to rank. And I'm not sure why you say Russ destroyed Angron in the battle of the legions. Didn't it come out as a sort of tie, since Angron did not stop the butcher nails implantations, nor did he return to Terra? Also, what do you mean by Alpharius trying to "convince" Dorn? As far as I'm aware, Alpharius almost killed Dorn, but one of the Imperial Fists saved him. Also I think GW screwed up a bit in the lore, since space marines are described as almost gods compared to humans, almost infinitely stronger, just like the primarchs are compared to the space marines. Yet Luther somehow defeated Lionel, despite not even being a full marine. I know he was Lions teacher, but I don't think that's enough. I dunno man, I don't think this needs a definite answer, but rather just a bunch of speculation, which can be fun.

Damn fam, I had no idea you read warhammer books and shit. Very interesting points, thanks for bothering to respond. My knowledge about Luther is limited by wikipedia and the video from 40k Theories, but I was convinced that the older humans like Luther were somewhere in between a regular human and a regular astartes in terms of strength, since despite all the treatments they could never become one due to age. I think the 40k universe has a lot of great story potential, but it is sort of lost, due to them also trying to sell models and as a result not willing to do insane plot twists. Like, the current situation with Calgar is very intriguing. Hopefully the story doesn't focus on the big chapters and sheds some light on less popular ones, like the Salamanders, Raven Guard and etc.

Dude, Calgar is the chapter master of the Ultramarines

I don't know where you got your info on Cypher, man. Could you name the source?

Always wanted to visit, maybe will one day.

OneMindSyndicate's comparison could be used with any major city such as yours. He could've used New York City or LA or an international city like Moscow all three of those cities have huge traffic problems and comparisons could be made when comparing Mars in 40K

Death Crops of Krieg

“Praetorians” is the only acceptable answer!

*Maccabian Janissaries!*

Catachan Fighters all the way!!!

Tanith First and Only

They all started as people, but those "lucky" enough to be accepted into the cult loose most of their human parts.

Some magos will clone themselves as biological successor and raise/ train them. It’s frowned on by both wasting research time and organic. They don’t reproduce or have sex organs.

Hoping to visit sometime soon. Its very rare that someone from the adeptus mechanicus would have a baby the old fashion way. Vat grown and surrogates are most likely.

OneMindSyndicate - Recalling the DKoK lore, cloning is a taboo in the Imperium, I believe.

Imaginary Star Studios I'm drawing that from Graham McNeill mechanicum and forge of Mars trilogy. The Bible's of the mechanicus in novel lore. Along with titanicus ,warlord, tech priest novels. I've forgotten what the codex even say on mechanicus honestly.

Glad you enjoyed

I think it might be from human fat.

Well, knowing that they're lobotomized... probably nothing. They probably don't even care anymore