Daily Lives of Archons 

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Furina: my people are smarter than me Nahida: Im smarter than my people Zhongli: my people tell me stories about myself Ei: my people cook for me Venti: my people bully me.

Venti: I can create a black hole Zhongli: I can rain meteors Baal: I can’t cook

Zhongli to the story teller be like: Educate me about myself pls

story teller : in the past, rex lapis defeated the monster only two moves zhongli : no, he's not, he only do one move story teller : why do u know that?

Shogun: you can't crit? Kokomi: can't cook?

Inazuma guard: Do I know you? Ei: *cries*

Traveller when they see paimon: ah yes walking food Zhongli when he sees childe/Hu tao: ah yes walking mora

They taste freedom after giving up their Gnosis be like:

Zhongli:don't have statue Ei:cannot cook Venti:doesn't have cool charge attack. Also the trio:broken

1. A drunkard bard who plays music in sake of pay his bills 2. A broke guy who can't even paid his osmanthus wine 3. A shut-in NEET who can't even cook BEHOLD, THE MIGHTY ARCHONS OF TEYVAT!

Venti - no wine Zhongli - no mora Raiden - no cook

Zhongli: _drunkard_ Venti: _drunkard_ Raiden: _cant cook_ The legend still says Raiden is still starving

Zhongli: correct story teller and drink osamanthus wine and broke Ei: inlaiding people (not really) and dango milk Venti: drunk barding drunk drunk drunk drunk

I keep imagining a scenario between Venti, Jean and Traveler. Venti says something stupid and the traveler gets annoyed and gives venti a foot to the ass in front of Jean, leaving me wondering how Jean would react 😂

It's funny how they talk in two different language 😂😂

Zhongli:broke Baal:BAD CHEF venti:broke cuz wine God : best creation ever made the archons

on god zhongli smiling like that in the thumbnail didn’t feel right to me…

I still can't unsee that guy in Zhongli's trailer who is sitting on thin air then vanishes.

I love how his first reaction to Childe is "Mora-" 😂

Where is everybody? Monstad's people: At that Giant Tree to appreciate n remember all Venassa's sacrifice for Monstad🤣

Zhongli: Poor Ei: Can't cook Venti: Drunkard

Dont worry baal you have sara to cook for you.

You may Zhongli is self centred to be hearing about himself and all his work he's done but in actuality he's goes there to get entertained by all of the wrong facts and figures.

🌸😼It is to be uttered that not only was Osmanthus Wine the beverage of choice for Lord Moarx’s consumption but that it too became the choice drink of those who wished to share in the memory😼🌸

Venti, zhong li, and Ei walks into an abyss bar Zhong li: I will have order The abyss bar and all its counters explodes as a meteor crashed. Zhongli: but I've got no mora and Childe isn't here to pay. The abyss and fatui bartenders as well as all the slimes there are petrified and out cold. Peeved that her little nights out is ruined, Ei draws the musou no hitotachi. Ei: you are the exception to eternity, morax. You will be inlaid upon these statues Seeing the freedom and chaos unleashed here, venti sticks his tongue out and winks. Venti: Ehe! TIME FOR TAKEOFF! Venti scoots out of the bar as the battle between Ei and Zhongli ensues. As you can see, there are no counters in the abyss bar the moment the archons walk in.

Osmanthus wine tastes the same as i remember..

Raiden: I can't cook... DAMN THOSE KASLANA GENES!

0:47 Zhongli using his very special talent

The Drunkard, The Peniless, and NEET

Alternate title: Keeping up with the Archons

Traveler: just walks* Venti, Zhongli and Ei: hey~

seeing Zhongli smile feels illegal

Happy Ei when she sees the Dango just melts my heart ❤️

Zhongli: I've been alive for this long and still got no cash. Venti: I play for money, but no one shows up. Baal: I'll pay you to cook.

These Archons Retired to Praise themselves, Get Drunk and Ei just wants to learn how to cook and Just Have No Mora and they come crying for other people like Traveller for Help

0:46 his face lol 😭 😭 😭

Zhongli: Learning about himself and got no mora Ei: Cant cook Venti: Trying to drink some wine

Zhongli be like : storyteller can you tell anything about myself

Fun Fact: 0:08 The guy with the red clothing is sitting on thin air, in the next ad scene, he disappears.

Ei: I can’t cook Me: I’ll cook for you ei!

Zhongli : Liyue Venti : Mondstadt Ei : can’t cook

"Don't waste your Morax just get a job if you dangerous for job.....hired 0:43" "Don't drink wine to much or more why not just drink else instead of wine? If its dangerous for drink else........drink water" "Just go to the Cooking school if you dangerous for cook........hired a Chef"

All archon daily live: relaxing All player daily live: bullying childe, hillicurl, etc and doing daily commision

When venti said : "meanie!" That's real funny. After he just got kicked out of the bar. 🤣

I ARRIVED HERE IN 18 SECONDS

Zhongli:Osmanthus wine Raiden:Can't cook but love 🍡 Venti:BROKE

The harvest moon music is making me real nostalgic!

Venti: ✨ehe✨ Bartender: AheM * gets kicked out *

0:09 the guy without chair lmao

Baal's was adorable! Zhongli and Venti's were accurate. Like, shockingly so.

Others: Enjoying the best of life Zhongli: XIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO

Today we have archon cant cook. Maybe in future we got archon cant swiming or cant climbing

I SAW THIS MEME IN PINTEREST: Venti(no spear) Zhongli(no statue) Baal(no cooking). Archon(ALL OF THEM DONT HAVE MORA😂😂)

Zhongli smiling just looks so cursed lol

How archon work : Begging

The zhongli part was soo smooth

At least Zhongli has someone who can pay for him . SUGAR DADDY .

I feel bad for Venti... lmao

Venti: i have a green black hOle Zhongli: i have a meteorite Raiden shogun: i have a puppet that does things for me.

Venti should turn to his god form and the whole church would give him their wallets 😂 especially Barbra.

Even when angry, Ei is still very cute. Now if only her robot didn’t try killing us

The Harvest moon back to nature soundtrack π∆π

0:45 wait, how did zhongli do that face? I already unlocked friendship lvl 10 with zhongli yet there's no expression like that. My braincells are disappearing one by one

Zhongli: great, now i don't have a thousand of mora, must called childe whatever he do. Raiden: aw come on, I can't cook my favorite food even I'm a god. Venti: awwww, no dandelion wine just because I'm all out of mora and even all of my everyone doesn't want to hear my song.

Zhongli Ei and Venti:😃

I love this kind of skit Archon skit is just... poggers

I just noticed that the guy on left is floating here 0:08

0:28 i remember he hate seafood

As expected from the archons

The thumbnail caught me off guard

01:01 - I like how the raiden shogun is sad

Out of all the vendors, this Zhongli went to a vendor that sells fish IT'S AN IMPOSTER

The archons got the smile infection

Poor nahida she also deserves to be here 😔

i exploded from laughs when zhongli begs childe to pay

0:09 the guy sitting on the air xD

You need to make a sequel to this with Nahida

THE THUMBNAIL IS JUST 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

0:59 the reason why Mosoujin mountain split to half

the freaking music during raiden's part is so funny please

VENTI I’LL GIVE YOU ALL MY MORA I HAVE 2 MILLION HERE TAKE JUST PLEASE COME HOME 🛐🛐🛐🛐

Hopefully this will get updated with kusanali when she's released globally

That venti part make me dead 😂😂😂

Dat Harvest Moon ost though

Zhongli we know you're old. Like to reminisce his hero ark.

0:23 oh no no no 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Want to be Archon = You will lose all mora

I have all three of these archons now

I wonder what happens to venti when he can't pay

Zhongli in the thumbnail is cursed-

0:23 best line of all

Idky but last one got me cracking good

He said these exact words “Azmadin wine tastes the same as I remember” (I think I spelled that wrong)

Ei: *ara* Zhongli: *mora* Venti: ehe

Of topic but: me when I hear harvest moon soundtrack: *THE HAPPINESS*

daily life of archon, more like how archon try to survive as mere mortal

Raiden: XIANGLING MY DEAR CAN U COME FOR A SEC PLS

The faces on the thumbnail 😂🤣

the harvest moon music omg...