Dan and Phil React to Phan Twitter 

WHAT CAN I SAY

… is this fucking play about us?

The way DanAndPhilGames is essentially no longer a gaming channel and has instead just become their mixed content joint channel that we all dreamed of them having in 2015 is so funny to me

"Dan and Phil's harem of microtwinks" has done something to my brain. Reunion when?

14:34 you can literally see Dan start to say “what can I say” during his “what can I say” rant I’m screaming

DAN BEFORE HIS BREAK: Depression. DAN AFTER HIS BREAK: Ass.

phil saying he was the worst dressed in the gay youtuber photo when he is wearing a perfectly normal outfit when dan is literally wearing that shirt beside him

24:46 I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS??? HOW DID I NEVER SEE THIS CLIP BEFORE???? Why is phil very britishly greeting snoop dogg the funniest piece of media i ever laid my eyes on???

After 8 years of watching you guys, buying merch, buying books, going to tours with her, my mom still calls you guys Dip and Pip.

“Daniel! Dry eyes are no joke!” 7:58 Dan of May ‘24 at a&e crossing the street by himself is feeling it

a minute and a half in and we get phil saying “don’t deepthroat the microphone” we’ve never been more back

dan realizing how often he says "what can i say" has the exact same mental breakdown energy as him realizing he does the peace sign pose in every single TATINOF m&g photo

when your card declines at therapy so they sit you down and make you watch dan and phil reacting to phan twitter

I feel like this era of dnp is such a good example of what 'growing with your audience' means like i love this balance of dan's show, phil's solo story times and also the occasionally niche gaming channel react videos 😭

So glad you reacted to the "one yaps, one dissociates" meme. That's been my favourite recently.

The plushie+milk is thankfully a copypasta, we arent that unhinged

12:37 *silently crosses dan doing the WAP off of my 2024 bingo card*

the milk pillow reference was completely unexpected and also twice as funny knowing they had no idea what it was referencing

19:43 “we came back for you”,, babes,, i’ve been rewatching the undertale let’s play every time i’ve experienced one (1) negative emotion since it came out

I got severely sick recently with ME/CFS to the point where I was lying in a dark room with no stimulation all day, with neither my mind nor my body functioning. As I’ve been recovering I’ve had pretty much no sense of humour as my brain has come back online, and the first time I’ve laughed in weeks was at Phil going ‘looks like Dan and Phil and their twink troupe’ so… thanks for that Phil, how lovely to be able to laugh again

this is a terrifying title

dan saying: “i doth yap” /proceeds to yap about how life is an essay and death is the conclusion/

The “What Can I Say” comp with Dan having an absolute crisis literally made me cry laughing

So my mom actually remembers you guys from my teenage years and when I told her you guys were back uploading regularly, she got so excited for me. She saw how upset I was over us losing Jenna Marbles and it made me happy that I was happy again. It was very sweet that she remembered two RU-vidrs that I watched growing up. She didn’t remember your names but when I showed her she was like “that’s right! They’re back?! That’s awesome honey, I’m happy for you!” I love her so much! She appreciates what y’all have done to influence me in times when I was feeling really lost. You guys are honestly great role models and I’m glad we still have you guys to watch, even this many years later. ❤❤❤

the amount of gen z memes in this video they didnt understand were references ahghdg the urethra and the milk plushies both

"twink troop" fucking killed me also absolutely tragic that we didn't get a clip of Dan's New Jeans choreo

"see how chronically online they are" not me being instinctively logging onto youtube at the same time they upload😭

I love how many times Dan said "Shut up" when they were watching the "Every time Dan said "What can I say" in 2023"

14:34 There's a brief switch when Dan is talking. he looks like he is about to say "what can I say" again but realized and quickly switched to keep talking lmao

2:19 literally cannot fathom how you could be 22 years old and about to meet your internet boyf in person for the first time and NOT clean your room. like i almost had a breakdown yesterday because my best friend of 10 years was coming over and i didn't have time to do my dishes

Missed opportunity Phil... "PHAN-dora's Box" was right there...

the two-hit combo of dan saying he learned new jeans' "omg" choreo followed by him aggressively doing the wap choreo while phil sits back in horror was way too much for my zooted brain to process

“We’re not going to frack in the old London apartment” I actually screamed. One of the funniest things Phil has ever said

The genuine fear in Phil's eyes while he's waiting for Dan to realize what he's just said 😂 15:51

"A harem of microtwinks" should have been a CAH card when that was a popular thing

I love the refusal to call it 'X'

14:34 he was about to say what can i say again but then stopped himself 😭😭

"Nice to meet you, snoop dogg😄" "How're you doing?😊"

that "i'm so fucking proud" at 26:52 did something to me and i honestly dont know if i will EVER recover

Can't believe they didn't realize that the phlesbian pride flag colors were the same as their bedsheets.

lost opportunity to call boob eyebrow slits "slitties"

"dan and phil and their twink troupe" - i cackled irl

PHILS FACE AFTER HE SAYS "nobody wants to eat your ass" omfgg the concern, confusion, oh my gawwd i needed this today ive been sick for a week. heres to like 10+ years of watching yall my favs forever

2:42 YOU CHOSE TO BE WITH THIS MAN, DANIEL, LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES

the stickers off redbubble and i need you to know that it just wanders the midwest and the rest of the car is just as queer

"We're old. You're traumatised. What's the content bruh?" I feel so at home with y'all weirdos

i would just like to say, phil, it's okay to wear glasses more often if it would be more comfortable/less dry on the eyes! it's not like we don't love them

PHILS FACE DURING THE WAP DANCE IM FUCKING CRYING

in honour of the "what can i say" counter, we need someone to count how many times dan says "The Real horror is" during spooky week xD

18:46 The post: “robbing a bank” was “coming out” and “dragging burlap sacks of stolen gold” was “holding hands”

dan and phil not knowing the plushy milk tweet is a copypasta is so funny lmao

the "milk sopping thud plushie" tweet is originally about a webkinz cat plush someone had as a kid. people post it with pics of other plushies cuz its funny

Dan attempting to do the wap dance and Phil just sat there shook/terrified!! I’m screaming😂

“Dry eyes are no joke” doesn’t he know it now 😂😅

7:34 i love how he always brings up homework ,, sir we are all like… old now 😭💀💀💀💀

correlated with the social media explosion, 2012 was a british invasion era between music like 1D, british youtubers, and tv shows like doctor who and sherlock suddenly becoming super popular in the US

the “we’ll be right back” moments always makes me cackle

2:08 “i’m edward” CLOCK IT PHIL

8:28 "What happened to the generation that bought tabinof in 2015?" To be completely fucking honest we're working at petsmart right now

Hearing the words “milk fic 2” in 2024 gave me psychic damage

Ten seconds in and talking about Dan’s crack This’ll be good

You KNOW at 15:30 when Dan said, "And if that in a nutshell does not represent the core demographic of Dan & Phil..." he wanted to conclude with "what can i say?"

DAN DOING THE WAP WAS NOT ON MY 2024 BUCKET LIST😭😭

man i love that we’re all older now. its so chill. it’s so wonderful to reincorporate dan and phil into my life now that i’m not a literal 12 year old. this is how it was supposed to be

dan making fun of phil's dry eyes. ohohoho do you have a big storm coming buddy

Today I finally became a licensed funeral director!! I was just saying to myself nothing can make this day better than a Dan and Phil video, and this video was posted 5 mins ago!!! Thank you for making my day even better!!

dan's gonna be so hyperaware every time he says "what can i say" he'll think back to this

Phil watching Dan watch himself say 'what can i say' a billion times is peak humour

dan struggling to dance wap with phil looking horrified and confused at the back is *chef's kiss*

I cried laughing at the horror thing “HES COMING HIDE THE SOCKS”

"Dip" "pip" stawp

15:49 love how dan reacts like that not over phil saying an innuendo but the insinuation of the innuendo itself

If Dan's phrase is "what can I say", Phil's is "stop it!", still kings behaviour tho lmao

british people saying “dawg” is fucking hilarious i LOVE it

dan at 13:33 when he realizes the sheer amount of times he says what can i say and phil just delighting in his crisis is the funniest thing i‘ve ever seen

It’s so necessary to mention that the milk plushy tweet is a meme. We all know this but let’s just. Make sure that we know this. Dan and Phil plushies were not the original victims of that crime let’s pay some respects to that poor little stuffed animal 🫡

1:45 Käärijä being mentioned (as "the Eurovision guy" lol) on a Dan and Phil video is almost as wild as Dan doing the WAP dance with no music

My favorite thing about D&P is that they've always embraced their fans. They've always encouraged us in our art, and I really do appreciate that a lot! Thanks guys

The polite British greeting of nice to meet you snoop dog will haunt me forever.

4:20 the fact that they don’t know that’s just an unrelated tumblr heritage post with an image of their plushies added on is making me sob

Mentioning Dan’s crack within the first 10 seconds of this video- this is truly a new era of Dan and Phil and I am so here for it

sometimes i forget that dan and phil can just LOOK AT stuff we post about them and then they drop a video like this 😭

I hope Dan never stops yapping! In fact I want him to yap more

this is just them not getting copypasta references for 30 minutes

25:12 this looks like a Thomas the Tank Engine character

OH GOD NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT WE DO ON TWITTER😭😭😭

Taking a shot every time Phil calls Dan 'Daniel'

I unironically love how they don't know about the Hannah Montana milk pillow.

1) dan pls never stop yapping i love it and 2) i rewatched that pizza mukbang video during the hiatus so much that i actually knew all the words at one point

12:07 don’t talk to us or our four gay sons ever again

dAN PRONOUNCING TAKIS FUEGO KILLED MEEEEE MY HISPANIC ASS IS SOBBING

'it's like having the alexandra's library of babylon' 😭

Even I didn’t realize how much Dan said “what can I say” 😭

4:47 DO THEY KNOW THIS IS A REFERENCE??? THEY HAVE TO KNOW RIGHT 😭💀😭💀

dan's head shake at 13:21 🤣

obsessed with the way Dan pronounced harem

So is anyone gonna tell them that the milk plushie thing is a meme or are we just gonna let them think that one person is a freak?

please do this more!!!!! this had such old school youtube tubmlr tag energy and i think we all needed it

14:26 a long w h a t

I got an ad for a waterpark in the middle of their reaction to the bath bomb and almost screeched