Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka - JonTron

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@ankhi3585 4 года назад

All he had to say was: "This is vodka and it comes in a cool bottle. Drink the vodka and keep the bottle for LARPing or Halloween. I'm Dan Aykroyd."

@woah3592 4 года назад

Forreal, he probably would have sold way more.

@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 4 года назад

Paco LeTaco lolol

@blinkmuch 4 года назад

If he said that i would have buyed it.

@dreadpiraterobertsii4420 4 года назад

“Drink the vodka” slowly though guys

@dushk0 4 года назад

bongs

@erased2673 4 года назад

“Vodka is the path to enlightenment” Well damn my mom should be enlightened by now

@mehlessmidori602 4 года назад

So enlightened, she's probably in the most comfortable state of relaxation on the couch and speaking a language us unenlightened plebs call "slurred speech".

@alexandraluster284 4 года назад

And all of Russia are living Buddhas.

@PhileasLiebmann 4 года назад

I guess that explains what happened to my dad. With that much vodka it wouldn't be unreasonable if he ascended to a higher plane of existence.

@thembeaux2133 4 года назад

next they'll tell me my dad was raptured while buying cigarettes

@thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615 4 года назад

erased herkimer diamonds aren’t real diamonds they are clear quartz

@stevefilms1997 Год назад

Visualising Dan Akroyd wandering around the ghostbusters set thinking it’s all real and constantly offering everyone vodka brings me joy

@TheDragonfanger Год назад

"Listen my friend there is a ghost trying to kill us bro. Take this vodka its alone to go dangerous"

@marcuswalters8093 9 месяцев назад

He DOES think Ghostbusters was real in a way. A lot of the jargon was based on contemporary supernatural writing, which Aykroyd was an expert on.

@cyborgninja5489 6 месяцев назад

Are you ready to get reamed up the butthole by your precious aliens?

@TMF979Resurge 5 месяцев назад

@@marcuswalters8093I mean, he helped write it and everything

@guyferrari8124 Месяц назад

@@TMF979Resurge Hell dan’s father is a ghost author and heath father is a medium

@BernStoogin 2 года назад

"it's not double distilled, not triple distilled, it's quadruple distilled" *looks down at my $5 fifth of McCormick Vodka that is also quadruple distilled*

@KUNAIfever 2 года назад

but is it filtered with diamonds tho

@gogokowai 2 года назад

@@KUNAIfever Double terminated quartz*

@stuff4826 2 года назад

@@KUNAIfever Double terminated quartz*

@Real_Mick3y6 2 года назад

@@KUNAIfever which is completely useless

@kasvos9292 Год назад

Guys, guys. The cool skull bottle.

@Duskets 4 года назад

Dan Aykroid is me bullshitting my way through an essay while trying to hit the word count.

@madcourier6217 4 года назад

But does Dan use a 2.5 letter spacing?

@theblackbaron4119 4 года назад

Aaaaakroid!

@moemuxhagi 4 года назад

@@theblackbaron4119 That's a weird name. Just thought I'd point that out.

@purplediamond5867 4 года назад

Same

@proxymurphy7357 4 года назад

“That’s a weird name.” Says ARTHUR MOE-MUX-HAGI

@user-qx1wh5ky2k 3 года назад

I just love how Dan goes from ''Hi, my name is Dan Aykroyd'' to ''My vodka has connections to ghosts and aliens'' within the first 20 seconds.

@Joseph_Drew_III 2 года назад

Ghosts AND aliens. Two very different things.

@wingsandash 2 года назад

That's Dan Aykroyd in a nutshell.

@dubuyajay9964 2 года назад

And crazy people like you... 😅😂🤣🙃

@connoroverall580 2 года назад

The Aliens clearly lost control of their "Vehicle" at Roswell in 1947 , because of this intergalactic intoxicating substance.

@jessl.914 2 года назад

I mean if any celebrity is going to go from introduction to ghosts and aliens it would be Dan Aykroyd

@DocFlatfoot Год назад

My favorite bit is that the skull talked to the lady, presumably psychically, but couldn’t do that through a closet door.

@aidengeneralaide Год назад

Didn't you know? A closet door is a natural ghost repellent

@mrcritical6751 Год назад

@@aidengeneralaide it’s like the aliens from Signs, doors bamboozle ghosts

@deuceydee3506 Год назад

Maybe it has to see her, or be seen by her, to be able to talk to her Or, maybe it can still talk to her from the closet, and she's just trying to ignore it Either one sounds like a great premise for a joke or comedic bit

@therealjibrano Год назад

catra best girl

@southparkfirefly 10 месяцев назад

@@deuceydee3506 Or maybe...hear me out...she's out of her damn mind!

@lucky07126 Год назад

"Don't you bring the Navaho into this!!" is one of my favorite lines of all time.

@matthewbartlett3442 8 месяцев назад

*Navajo

@Bluejay-ft3ki 7 месяцев назад

Do you still spell Navajo as "Navaho", I gotta know

@Imaslutforpuns 4 месяца назад

Please answer the question I need to know

@wareforcoin5780 4 месяца назад

Please. We need to know whether or not you know about the j. Come back to us lucky.

@Dovah_Slayer 3 месяца назад

@@Bluejay-ft3ki because that's how it's pronounced

@skeltonslay8er781 4 года назад

“Somewhere between antiseptic and poison” Technically, it’s both.

@sandakureva 4 года назад

In a pinch, you CAN use vodka to sanitize a cut. The catch is that it MUST be at least 100 proof, which most vodkas are not.

@skeltonslay8er781 4 года назад

sandakureva so don’t buy shit vodka bro

@WingMaster562 4 года назад

@@sandakureva 50 percent alcohol? Can that really sanitize cuts? I mean, most of my rubbing alcohols are 70% at least.

@humanitysucks4025 4 года назад

@@WingMaster562 there is such a thing as "good enough for emergencies" when it comes to antiseptic.

@WingMaster562 4 года назад

@@humanitysucks4025 Of course if that's the case. Anything > nothing

@sam_v_murray6037 3 года назад

dan aykroyd wasn’t acting in ghostbusters. that was just him being him, everyone had to work round him

@scottishboy112 3 года назад

“Oh dang it, Dan thinks he’s busting ghosts again. Right fellas go along with it while we get these cameras rolling.”

@joshtatko4806 3 года назад

Ghostbusters was originally about underappreciated custodians, but Dan kept pretending that his vacuum was a proton pack, so they went with that instead.

@coolnuggit1998 3 года назад

@@joshtatko4806 and the original name was room dusters

@tommykarrick9130 3 года назад

It was actually supposed to be a serious investigation docudrama but Dan just wandered onto the set and started yelling about ghosts so they had to restructure the whole movie around him

@valo2229 3 года назад

@@tommykarrick9130 something about a serial killer that worked as a janitor with severe delusions about ghosts and poltergeists, but Dan was so compelling in his ghost slaying delusions they just had to change the script.

@techi9818 Год назад

Those are Herkimer diamonds… they’re quartz crystals. They are chemically identical to the glass bottle you buy the vodka in.

@tehpurplepills Год назад

Wow, so the crystal head isnt merely crystal, it's (Herkimer) diamond head vodka

@raydenmorris5220 Год назад

@@tehpurplepills *with no added glycol

@SkigBiggler Год назад

Are you sure the bottles are made of quartz? Most commercial glass is not quartz, and quartz glassware for lab use (due to its transparency to UV) is quite expensive. Most glass contains silica (quartz) mixed with other ingredients to make it feasible to produce at scale.

@techi9818 Год назад

@@SkigBiggler Ah, I guess you’re right. I forgot that it’s only the kind of glass Pyrex used that’s chemically identical to quartz. Glass and quartz are both silica-based, but I forgot about the additives in other types of glass

@SkigBiggler Год назад

@@techi9818 Pyrex is Borosilicate Glass, typically used in lab glassware and cooking stuff because it has a high tolerance for thermal cycling. Has boron trioxide as an additive.

@hmminterestinginterestingi3023 Год назад

I just realized Jon completely forgot he could have called Rick Moranis. This could all have been avoided. Silly Jon

@GUNUFofficial 7 месяцев назад

@@Callahan-zg6jnI'm sure the rookie from the video game and his Chicago ghostbusters could take a plane and get to New york.

@questchuns1047 3 года назад

2:20 "The crystal head bottle was designed with a pure spirit in mind." a pure spirit in mind.. a pure spirit(vodka) in mind(the skull)

@ethanguest3438 3 года назад

Clever

@theauiditor9720 3 года назад

Dan you sneaky bastards

@argnator 3 года назад

And they say he's retired from comedy

@DTheCritical 3 года назад

@@theauiditor9720 Its nothing special although I got 3/5 of the skulls (Aurora, black and clear) I filled them with this polish 76% vodka after I finished them

@theauiditor9720 3 года назад

D I'm just saying it's clever

@JonasKondratas 5 лет назад

Can't wait for soulja vodka

@jamzilla960 5 лет назад

its gonna be water with fluoride in it.

@factahhh 5 лет назад

Skullja vodka

@monadoboy9670 5 лет назад

It's just the crystal skull again but with DNL in it

@Shoeless598 5 лет назад

Lmao

@melnewdemon4873 5 лет назад

It'll be tap water stolen from nintendo

@jackdaone6469 Год назад

I kinda wish we'd seen Jon actually try the vodka.

@tinobemellow Год назад

He did. The reason why we didn't see it is because, like the rest of us, Jon enjoys getting drunk in peaceful privacy. That being said, I would kill to see Jon drunk.

@TRSRM Год назад

19:05 well he did say it was „actually pretty good“

@topazlynx2228 Год назад

Actually, I kinda wished he tried it too...

@wareforcoin5780 4 месяца назад

@@TRSRMWell, we know it can make you drunk, because that's all a "good" vodka does. You drink it, it tastes as close to water as possible, and you are drunk.

@torgcob3173 2 года назад

Everytime dan mentions the glycol I cant help but think about the "asbestos free cereal" joke

@wesleygreenhow8843 Месяц назад

boneless pizza

@verdethestarwarrior1088 4 года назад

“No one can explain it, but they can taste a difference.” It’s called the Placebo Effect

@soupnoodlesam 4 года назад

Verde the Star Warrior it’s called dan Akroyd had a gun pointed at them

@carl6780 4 года назад

@T.P.A The Peoples Army "high energy crystals" >not snake oil

@carl6780 4 года назад

@T.P.A The Peoples Army What I said has nothing to do with Jon. What I said is that the idea of "high energy" rocks is BS.

@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 года назад

@T.P.A The Peoples Army and you are?

@carl6780 4 года назад

T.P.A The Peoples Army “the supernatural and how to party” We did it boys. We found the target audience for this drink.

@ombrenightcores4153 3 года назад

I honestly thought Dan was about to say “Ever since I was a child, I loved vodka,”

@billytherock2658 3 года назад

Ombre Nightcores since childhood I’ve been fascinated by vodka

@NukaKappa 3 года назад

Since childhood I’ve been an alcoholic

@Ecreely_Real 3 года назад

IKR

@randomcommenter7900 3 года назад

Dan, age 3 Alcoholic

@barbacuedclorox3709 3 года назад

Tbh wouldn't surprise me

@TwinkleNZ 2 года назад

The fact that Jon did the math to prove Dan's literally worth more than diamonds speaks volumes

@InaudibleSlinky 8 месяцев назад

*Jon's interns.

@howdoyoudo5949 19 дней назад

Speaks grams

@Goongoobman 2 года назад

I watched the newest ghostbusters movie and I saw Dan aykroyd and I couldn’t help but think about how crazy he is, had me off my ass

@MacIntoshMann 2 года назад

i liked that stantz owned some sort of wacky antiques emporium and subscribed to the kid’s conspiracy podcast. that was all a very deliberate in-joke by the writers.

@azuretangeson7128 2 года назад

@@MacIntoshMann Well he did have the occult store in the old movies too if i recall correctly Ray's Occult or something

@Timeward76 Год назад

@@azuretangeson7128 Ray's Occult Bookstore. He owns it in the comics too.

@moroseloki1912 Год назад

How does one Ass Off?

@antoniomerette8393 Год назад

I found it odd that Egon was the one deemed crazy about Gozar returning. I get it was to work with Harold Remis passing away

@supesmin446 4 года назад

Aparently Dan made a sequel to Crystal Head Vodka called “Crystal Head Aurora” and this time it’s FIVE times distilled, filtered 7 times. Truly this man cannot be stopped

@tomemeornottomeme1864 4 года назад

The year is 2033. The world's first constantly self-distilling vodka hits the market, sending society in a tailspin. Riots break out in the streets and people are killed. Dan Aykroyd cannot be stopped.

@davidrowland902 4 года назад

@@tomemeornottomeme1864 The year is 2034. Dan Akroyd's Ancient Skull Vodka is so pure, it has melted both the glasses and the distillery itself. The vodka has gained life, reproducing itself. Anyone who touches the vodka is blasted into oblivion. The vodka is God's true form, and They are Cruel.

@tomemeornottomeme1864 4 года назад

@@davidrowland902 May the Vodka Gods have mercy on our souls in these darkening times.

@TheBrotherGrim 4 года назад

The year is 2136, the mighty God Emperor Aykroyd-Zuul has conquered nation after nation. His mighty army of death cultists march in his wake, wielding only the sacrament of the self distilling miracle vodka. Those who refuse to partake of its majesty are sacrificed to appease the God Emperor Aykroyd-Zuul, their skulls fashioned in to new vessels for the blessed spirit.

@chrisphil510 4 года назад

100% BUTTFUCK INSANE

@austinjones5624 5 лет назад

"Mainly because Dan Aykroyd is 1 0 0 P E R C E N T B UT T- F U C K I N S A N E."

@johndaley6392 5 лет назад

Austin Jones this was definitely my favorite bit

@UnorthodoxIndividual 5 лет назад

Epic

@playerstation3544 5 лет назад

3:18

@WizardHowl81 5 лет назад

literally my favorite part

@lavatacoburrito9410 5 лет назад

It sounds like he's saying "Sane" instead of "Insane" tho.

@hurricanejaney 2 года назад

i saw this at Total Wine the last time i was there, and decided to pick it up purely because of this video. i must admit it’s some of the smoothest vodka i’ve ever tasted, and the bottle makes an awesome planter. just fill it with water and put a few pothos trimmings in it. tl;dr: bought it for the meme and was pleasantly surprised

@phoebeaurum7113 Год назад

Good Ending

@vorpalweapon4814 4 месяца назад

Lol the bottle has more worth than the Vodka it seems.

@TransistorBased 2 года назад

I actually went and bought one of the single shot bottles of this! I was completely shocked at how good it tasted. I usually don't like vodka because it's just like isopropyl water, but I took this one straight and it was completely not-terrible. He may be one crazy SOB but he picked a good vodka to out his name on

@chagorith 2 года назад

weird, I usually drink vodka because it tastes like antiseptic

@wareforcoin5780 2 года назад

I mean, it _is_ good, which is why it's still around, but that doesn't make this less insane.

@stuff4826 2 года назад

im just wonder what part of split personality disorder, amnesia, and dependency are good

@gokuxsephiroth4505 2 года назад

Honestly? you gotta respect the man. Made his name with Ghostbusters, then made a creepy themed vodka and it's a damn good product in a cool looking bottle. Respect

@stuff4826 2 года назад

@@gokuxsephiroth4505 a. was the last member they cast b. the story of the skulls was debunked and the people charged with fraud. c. vodka, but alcohol in general is the easy way to control masses, destroy your brain, prolong a families multi generational pathology, spend a life compensating for something that only exists in your head, get stabbed in your sleep, or eat out of a garbage can. oh and give up trying to live. d. if you give me half of what you got to say the last part ill take ths down. e. respect is what you lost for yourself the day you bought that bottle. dont go writing about how great that bs just to be able look at yourself. bet you do this all the time wwith a bunch of thing by now. your respect means nothing if you dont respect yourself.

@pand47_ 4 года назад

"This is an accurate glass rendering of a human skull." Immediately after Dan says this my video buffers, which left me utterly defenseless against his glare.

@minusdin 4 года назад

Run

@Kuroganekisaki 4 года назад

You'll be the next bottle model. *RUN*

@wamlythecrabgod2199 4 года назад

Now might be a good time to invest in a shotgun.

@cloveyfawn6812 4 года назад

Just changed it to 666 likes.... perfect

@artictzombie7738 4 года назад

@@wamlythecrabgod2199 with holy ammo

@imanidiot8347 3 года назад

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Newfoundland has a town called “Dildo” and another one near it called “Spread Eagle”

@masterzoroark6664 3 года назад

The eagle spreads for the didlo

@MAYBEMAYNOTBE2 3 года назад

What

@marioplumber3378 3 года назад

@@masterzoroark6664 this is some furry stuff right here.

@abbie_joan 3 года назад

honestly someone there has a sense of humor

@lzombiechaserl812 3 года назад

This is why Canada is the best where’s America’s dildo town?

@vaxis7994 2 года назад

I was worried at first when Jon got the insanely increased production quality because lots of creators can lean on that and the actual writing and comedy takes a hit but he's just consistently hysterical and uses the set so well

@jameslevy4924 2 года назад

I was in the theatre and during the previews dan came on for a psa about covid safety, and beside him he had a bottle of his vodka. Barely in frame, no mention of it, it was just kinda there and it was hilarious

@El_Omar2203 2 года назад

I need to watch that

@Timeward76 Год назад

Dan knows what hes doing lmao

@ClayChapman0 5 лет назад

Fun fact: Diamond filtering is just a fancy way of saying they used a carbon filter. You can buy bottom shelf vodka that is "filtered by diamonds"

@Vsor 5 лет назад

I don't think it is the same. I mean herkimer diamonds are just quarts. I think it is more like new age-y hippy crap. "Infused with the power of healing crystals" and what not.

@CircaSriYak 5 лет назад

Quite honestly Dan targeted the core consumers of hard alcohol quite brilliantly. Which is to say, batshit insane childless heathens who are into tarot cards

@greatpower6063 5 лет назад

Another fine-tuned judgment from the sane religious community: drinking wine is something only childless heathens do. Tarot cards are read by a person who claims they know the meanings in the constellations...the ten commandments were read by a person who said they came from a god that no one else saw.

@justiciar1964 5 лет назад

If it were in a plastic half-gallon jug like Kasser's or Bankers club...then for the love of god, remind me you at least bothered to filter it. He shoulda just stfu and skipped straight to the parts where he's Dan Aykroyd and this is a motherfuckin glass skull full of degreaser you can safely mix in orange juice.

@SpellboundWolf 5 лет назад

That's hilarious!

@makeandeatgummyleeches5975 4 года назад

Jokes on him, I filter my vodka through my kidney stones.

@lowpolyrender612 3 года назад

MAKEANDEATGUMMYLEECHES!! *Dies* How did you die was it the gummy leeches

@ungusfungus. 3 года назад

@@lowpolyrender612 ď44444444444 33of

@Hydrophobiqe 3 года назад

Oh-

@TheNapol 3 года назад

Jokes on you, I filter my vodka through my tumours

@c-wheezy0529 3 года назад

Well well well we meet again fellow picture user

@dwarfymcgee Год назад

"I wish you put glycol in this, cause I can feel my bones melting." Shit had me rolling!!! Pure gold! 😂😂😂😂

@N1NJ4B345T Год назад

I love how his pitch boils down to: "It's not flavoured vodka, it's vodka," as though that makes it worth buying.

@thevoidlookspretty7079 4 года назад

As a guy who knows a single Navajo story, I can in fact confirm that Navajo stories make more sense than whatever Dan Ackroyd is saying.

@aboz8649 4 года назад

As a guy who indeed grew up w Navajo culture, Dan ackeroids is a looney butt fuck of a man, but he’s cool I guess.

@hellothere5843 4 года назад

I think Dan Ackeryroid's ramblings are 100% buttfuck insane, and I didn't grow up with the Navajo. If that means anything. Probably not.

@gracekim25 4 года назад

I’m confused

@Aevilbeast 4 года назад

As someone who isn't Navajo but am Native American and know quite a few Navajo stories...I can say even though they can be quite weird, they definitely do not touch any where near the levels of insanity that Ackyroid is at. I think we can all agree that, that man has went on "spirit walk" in his early years, and has never ever returned.

@NarakunoHana100 4 года назад

@Spastik no u

@turtlebackjack7109 5 лет назад

Holy shit three uploads all within a year

@CordovanSplotchVT 5 лет назад

Which year?

@tituskutzler8485 5 лет назад

Error CE-34878-0 @

@Redblaze27 5 лет назад

@@CordovanSplotchVT I think he means within the span of 12 months, not a literal year.

@lumps17 5 лет назад

oof

@cakemiller6141 5 лет назад

2091 😐

@themachotacoisback4333 2 года назад

Dan may be crazy but he's the type of crazy you want to have a beer with.

@wakomikro Год назад

That skit where he went outside into the city always have me in stitches.

@stronk3833 5 лет назад

the production value is higher than youtube red shows

@benjaminbustamante7924 5 лет назад

Y e s

@howdoibeatthis304 5 лет назад

Thats because they arent looking to make high quality content

@sirswagabadha4896 5 лет назад

I saw the intro and realized "hey, this is better than half the cartoons I watched as a kid". Glad to see youtubers are a genuine form of entertainment at this point and not just a side gig

@mmmmm9678 5 лет назад

Dan Aykroyd: *watches kingdom of the crystal skull* Also Dan Aykroyd: "I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk"

@Locke3OOO 5 лет назад

Jon Tron: **watches plinkett review**

@theangryaustralian7624 5 лет назад

same comment slightly differed from last Jontron video...oh ur so fucking funny and original

@TheBfutgreg 9 месяцев назад

@@Locke3OOO or RLM in general, this Crystal Skull stuff was in the Ghostbusters 2016 Half in the Bag and you have the later Surviving Edged Weapons featured on BOTW which Jon did a video on....not a bad thing though, creators can "double dip" if the content is different enough, which in Jon's case it is

@lonestar6709 7 месяцев назад

Jon called the death of late night TV, years ago. Very impressive.

@gorgonzolas2199 2 года назад

“Perfect time to put up Frosty” - Dan, Christmas with the Kranks.

@tb.7788 2 года назад

i like how he went from glycol is a cousin to antifreeze to straight up “other people put antifreeze in their vodka”

@Abawhani 2 года назад

It’s funny as well because he’s basically just saying that they’re both organic compounds so he might as well say that people put TNT and Meth in Vodka

@Dan-sb2fb 2 года назад

you can also use alcohol itself as antifreeze lol

@stuff4826 2 года назад

@@Dan-sb2fb meths good too

@user-rv6ij4ls5t Год назад

Man, you won't believe me if I told ya what you can drink instead of alcohol if there isn't any. And antifreeze is just one thing.

@nobodynoone2500 Год назад

They do tho. Most cheap liquors have all kinds of crap added.

@bransbites6675 3 года назад

A year after learning that Danny DeVito has a liquor product and I still have no clue why it wasn’t called Danny DeVodka

@bmo14lax 3 года назад

Because its a limoncello.

@focalpoint._ 3 года назад

@@bmo14lax Danny Delimon

@menphris 3 года назад

Because it has no vodka in it

@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 3 года назад

Should have made wine and called it Danny DeVino

@guilhermesfk 3 года назад

@@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 Absolute fucking legend

@theblackcrown3671 2 года назад

I actually bought this vodka as a joke gift for my friend, we drank it and it is actually amazing 🤣, no fragrance, really smooth and a subtle vanilla aftertaste

@fearanarchy Год назад

I drank a different batch then. I hated it. If you are pro-fancy bottle Vodka, find Ocean

@user-rd3rf3ft8e 2 года назад

I tried it. Very good if not the best for the price. And the bottle is remarkably detailed, by the way. It's like anatomically correct.

@brandoncox2828 2 года назад

From a Russian user confirmed. Ayyyy hell yeah I was looking to see if anyone had tried it I'll have to pick up a bottle sometime

@user-rd3rf3ft8e 2 года назад

@@brandoncox2828 I'm Latvian tho. I doubt they have it in Russia nowadays :[

@masonheitner8410 4 года назад

I’m a senior in high school and my English teacher was lecturing about satire and ethos pathos and logos in Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.” He was showing examples of satire and the methods of persuasion by showing us commercials, and I asked if he knew about Dan Aykroyd’s commercial, and I got him to play it. It started with Dan’s supernatural ramblings, and my teacher asked, “and this is a vodka commercial?” Yep.

@viddykhaos2896 4 года назад

Is that the writing by Swift where he mentions eating children? As satirical as it was, it certainly freaked me out 🤣 but anyways I think any sensible man would question whether this is even a commercial for alcohol...

@SeruraRenge11 4 года назад

@@viddykhaos2896 Sorta, he advocated the impoverished irish selling their unwanted children to the english as food. It was satirizing the heartless attitude the english had towards the plight of the poor, starving irish population.

@viddykhaos2896 4 года назад

@@SeruraRenge11 Okay, yeah I remember now. God, that was a disturbing piece of literature.

@SeruraRenge11 4 года назад

@@viddykhaos2896 He was an Irish patriot, and was trying to bring to attention the suffering of his people in as blunt a way as possible.

@aboz8649 4 года назад

Imagine having to be a senior in the year 2020, hope u have a nice graduation I’m AC or CP or whatever the fuck shit elsesjan

@brendancorey7831 2 года назад

"Why is it a skull, why is it accurate, why does it matter?" It looks fucking sick bro

@kyrax9462 2 года назад

And it also ups the price from $23 for a normal bottle to $45 just because of the bottle.

@shadowseek27 2 года назад

@@kyrax9462 worth

@vernstein3877 2 года назад

@@kyrax9462 Skull.

@genesis4322 2 года назад

I would pour out the vodka and use it just to drink water like a badass.

@brendancorey7831 2 года назад

@@genesis4322 I love skulls and wanna gift it to someone who'd get a laugh

@rachllopez6811 4 месяца назад

It took me 4 years to notice the distorted beat when he is pouring the vodka over dan is the ghostbusters theme

@AmazingLube 2 года назад

I love how everybody is talking about the glycol but nobody is think about how alcohol in general is anti-freeze? In fact glycole is just another form of ethanol, which is the conventional alcohol everybody knows. Glycole and ethanol have the same effects of making you drunk and the same health risks.

@MilkCrate801 5 лет назад

" as a mom I want whats best for my children, so I choose Dan aykroyds crystal vodka with no sweeteners and no added preservatives, just clean healthy vodka"

@billtenth5805 5 лет назад

Dicking ton I would say this quote is clearly from a Russian mother, but, as Jon pointed out, there are no liquor stores that sell the stuff in Russia. (Although... she could probably have the stuff imported)

@MilkCrate801 5 лет назад

@@billtenth5805 no no no its a joke, u know, generic american commercial about a child's snack. :{D

@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972 5 лет назад

Better serve them flex tape too while you're at it

@MilkCrate801 5 лет назад

@@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972 I'll have to make sure that its not GMO, sugar free and has a positive to health, Because being a soccer mom really is hard work, especially when it comes to healthy bodies and strong minds. ;)

@rhombus636 5 лет назад

*Gets GhostBusters 2016 Flashbacks* *oN sEcOnD ThOuGhT... DAN WiLŁ Do*

@aliwahab1255 5 лет назад

I love that they did that

@adamhenry6793 5 лет назад

*T H E P O W E R O F P A I N C O M P E L S Y O U*

@ivorytheavali Год назад

Why is every line that Jon says, an instant meme 😆

@thebadbatchgaming918 Год назад

Because he is the memes

@souler__ 28 дней назад

It's a snowball. His writers know what kind of things would probably be used as gif reactions etc, which is easy to make widespread when you start with a popular show that's gonna make the line recognizable and therefore relatable, and Jon knows how to emphasize/exaggerate lines so they plant the seed in your brain to want to start using it as a meme. It's a product.

@Akiramarusama 2 года назад

3:48 the way Jon looks at the camera like "are you watching this?" Makes me laugh every time 😂

@BaconBotVbeta 5 лет назад

I would buy a bottle of Danny DeVodka in a glass replica of his head.

@bosniaforever 5 лет назад

Danny DeLiverFailure

@Shapes_Quality_Control 5 лет назад

Actually Limoncello is a really good after diner liquor. You should totally try it. It’s delicious.

@Aromanidae 5 лет назад

It would look really nice next to my Danny DeVito cutout

@MrStupidfresh1 5 лет назад

Hell yeah I’d buy that

@notsure1969 5 лет назад

I can hook that up for you.

@lunaticusdjit 4 года назад

The bottles are child skull sized: I guess sweatshop workers have more than one use.

@theponydalek7923 3 года назад

I don't even get a full sized skull, bloody rip off

@thomaslavitola7789 3 года назад

Haa! Nice

@lazyliongames5858 3 года назад

Wait, that's illegal

@ASteadyForce 3 года назад

*Reduce, Re-use, Recycle*

@skullkidcarnage9172 3 года назад

@@lazyliongames5858 not in japan

@Rocky-oq9cy Год назад

19:02 I love how after all of this, at the very end Jon is just like "It actually is pretty good Vodka tho"

@just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад

"A symbol of life" _definitely fits a skull_

@roboturtle214 5 лет назад

Well, circle of life. Circle of death. Because....you know...

@Caledon91 5 лет назад

I know skulls are often associated with death, but a skull also protects your brain and thus keeps you alive.

@lordtachanka903 5 лет назад

kremit the frog technically since we *are* our brains, our life is inside our skull brooooo

@marlon.8051 5 лет назад

Are you the new justin y.

@GAMINGFREAK34 5 лет назад

Are u the new Justin Y

@maiqtheliar1823 3 года назад

Can we just appreciate the beyond fucked, bass boosted nightmare version of the ghost busters theme as jon waterboards a cut out of Dan Aykroyd

@ootfan7882 2 года назад

*VODKABOARDS*

@patrickhenry8637 2 года назад

Indeed.

@stuff4826 Год назад

@@ootfan7882 VADKA, throw yuh in the riva

@MforMovesets Год назад

In that scene that's straight ripped off from Plinkett Reviews?

@MHurley21 Год назад

@@MforMovesets Seems closer to an homage than a ripoff, unless Harry Plinket also filtered vodka through a cardboard standee of Dan Aykroyd

@MrSmowee 2 года назад

This man’s jokes are so fucking good.

@Sweet9964 Год назад

i don't think any youtube videos have the same kind of rewatchability that jontron videos have. i frequently rewatch the last 6+ years of jontron videos

@chris_melberger 5 лет назад

i love the effort you've been putting into your sets. solid quality man

@justsomeguy144 5 лет назад

White diamond in a nutshell 13:17

@jordanluck9942 5 лет назад

I know right XD

@SeductiveSushi 5 лет назад

Keep the 666 likes because dan problably thinks you’re possessed by the vodka devil

@Warmaka 4 года назад

WHERE DID HE FIND AN ABANDONED HOUSE AND HOW DID HE TURN IT INTO A METHLAB. Or something, I didn't pay too much attention to the plot of the joke.

@darrelladams4232 4 года назад

I mean look at the set of New York it must have cost a lot.

@creepojones591 5 лет назад

I love the fact that jontron is basically a high production show

@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 5 лет назад

I like the new direction it's taking. It's going from just talking about Videogames and game-related stuff to "hey, check this crazy shit I found out!"

@theramendutchman 5 лет назад

@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Well that was his attitude with his games to begin with so yeah

@ApolloSniperman 5 лет назад

Better than most Hollywood movies in my opinion

@mysticbrohan4410 4 года назад

Lol I read it and thought you said he made it and intended it to be for high people to watch. And I'm just like "yeah I do enjoy watching it while I'm high." *Reads again Oh.

@RockyPixel 4 года назад

Grimm Livingston In your defense, you were probably high.

@garygrim9235 Год назад

So today I went and bought a bottle of this stuff and while the taste is definitely a quality vodka I would like to point out to Dan that the bottle that was made with such "quality and complexity" has a clearly visible line marking where the mold it was made in connected. My qualifications for knowing that it is made in a mold is that I am a third generation antique dealer and spent the majority of my childhood with my father and grandfather at flea markets and garage sales picking over and evaluating items, particularly glassware.

@beelzebubcrumpethorn 2 года назад

"There's gotta some other Ghostbusters I can call right?" *Remembers the remake* "On second thought, Dan will do."

@ATG_reviews 5 лет назад

So Indiana Jones was a documentary?

@papapanara1774 5 лет назад

Alexander The Great uh yeah of course

@jakep1126 5 лет назад

No, we’re the documentory

@doktorkritzisch2702 5 лет назад

Yeah. And the warehouse and giant ants and russian tanks with saws on the front? All 100% real actually happened.

@killerkirby366 5 лет назад

Doktor Kritzisch can’t forget the killer tomatoes the hot tomato girl was the first super crown

@chrisgrib1381 5 лет назад

Mind=Blown

@BromanderInChief 4 года назад

7:42 You bought that $2,000 gnome after drinking the vodka didn’t you Jon.

@griffinschlosser1294 4 года назад

No, he was smoking a beer.

@simonscare2200 4 года назад

No he was smoking a beer

@Schweat 4 года назад

*he was actually beering a smoke*

@lemoncardboard4877 4 года назад

He was drinking a cigarette

@beamwomamam 4 года назад

BromanderInChief nah he was *smokin champagne*

@vertibirdfpv 10 месяцев назад

Jon is the only youtuber I come back to YEARS after making these and watch them over and over. The comedy really just is timeless. My favorite youtuber.

@StoneFreeSofie 2 года назад

Ok but it's actually a damn good tasting vodka! Very smooth and lovely to drink on its own

@just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад

**Harold Ramis gets a call** _not now Jon I'm in Flex World_

@sir_paniccakettv1263 5 лет назад

Why must be here every time

@nicole9volt 5 лет назад

kremit the frog This feels wholesome

@cisdea 5 лет назад

Damn I’m a bit early

@yellowgoblin8934 5 лет назад

Bru you was on vsauce vid

@UnorthodoxIndividual 5 лет назад

You are my mood.

@MissShembre 4 года назад

All he had to do was just put it in a cool bottle and market to people who like vodka and crystal skulls, and then not talk.

@seb2750 4 года назад

If you sell your bath water in a signed crystal skull with RGB and not talk, I will buy your entire stock.

@doorbellco 4 года назад

@@seb2750 Delete this, Nephew.

@cameronbartlett856 4 года назад

This so true, I want this for the skull bottle XD

@stephenbutler9432 4 года назад

I’m a vodka fan, so all you gotta tell me is that this was a premium vodka in a really cool vodka and I’d definitely try it. Telling me all the supernatural shit actively makes me wasn’t to stay the hell away from it.

@ATSaale 4 года назад

@JadeRoseofChaos watch him on Joe Rogan podcast, hes totally serious

@kongvinter33 2 года назад

I wanna start a vodka company where to slogan is; Its just Vodka.

@IceBankMyselfTV 9 месяцев назад

Johns cough at 10:10 sounds exactly like one of those old timey car horns.

@jewmin7810 3 года назад

Dan akroyds ad sounds like my 5th grade essay about ghosts

@hewhobattles8869 3 года назад

So.. were you assigned to write about Ghosts or was it a "Choose your own topic" type thing?

@dubuyajay9964 3 года назад

What grade did you get?

@85set05 3 года назад

Is it real and can we read it?

@jewmin7810 3 года назад

@@hewhobattles8869 as you would guess it was a choose your own

@littlewhizard723 3 года назад

@@jewmin7810 can we read it

@coolman229 5 лет назад

I was honestly not prepared for the amount of lore behind this vodka

@FlootBighill 5 лет назад

Same. I was completely speechless.

@joshuacr 4 года назад

I was shocked at all of that said and he wasn't drunk at all. I was stunned that he could improve his level of batshit crazy.

@joshriley2936 2 года назад

17:49 I came back here now, 3 years later, just for Larry King's double take and Jon's reaction to it, and how he pointed out Larry waiting for Dan to drink the vodka first. GOLD

@stuff4826 2 года назад

never thought id see anyone pitching on larry king, let alone alchole. wonder what dan did for him back in the day to get in favor like that.

@Th3Gr8tG0rDini0FGAMERZ Год назад

@@stuff4826 @ 14:27 lol

@joenetherland712 Год назад

At 3:47 that smile that slowly stretches across his face is priceless. 😆

@timlamb6073 3 года назад

The “Ghost of Late-Night Television” gag is so underrated.

@lvbboi9 2 года назад

And it ages perfectly

@chadtronic9654 2 года назад

yeah talk show hosts are annoying.

@mattdekker5693 2 года назад

what was kimmel saying lol some stupid shit about streamers?

@dubuyajay9964 2 года назад

@@mattdekker5693 Yup.

@Godzillafan1980 2 года назад

Conan is gone I'm out

@juanrocollazo 2 года назад

In 60 seconds, Dan casually discussed manifestation of will, apparitions, alien sightings and astral projection like he was just discussing the weather.

@milo_south3670 Год назад

Well on Tuesday we are going to experience some alien rainfall, with some ghost ectoplasm. However tonight we will be having some glass vodka snow.

@ShrexyGuy Год назад

And that's why he's awesome on Rogan lol

@ahanson3208 4 месяца назад

I really thought the twilight theme was gonna play at the end 😂

@bloodrunsclear Год назад

Colbert saying ‘I’m pumped to see Solo’ is still funny after all these years

@TubbyFatfrick 10 месяцев назад

_"It's a fucking supernatural slot machine, with Dan Aykroyd"_ -Jontron, 2019

@martinrichards8180 5 лет назад

i would literally never buy a single other alcoholic beverage if i could buy a danny devito head vodka

@wolffire5421 5 лет назад

Me too

@cinemacola6398 5 лет назад

I want it to be a thing so badly.

@elbertspieker1836 5 лет назад

Personally, I'd feel a bit uncomfortable seeing Danny DeVito's head on my shelf.

@SuperLbptutorials 5 лет назад

I wanna get this please...

@abethepunk 5 лет назад

We need to start a petition.

@konrad6688 4 года назад

“What is this, two guys from Minecraft f*cking?” - Jontron, 2019

@quitreadingth1s4 4 года назад

I died

@markaleman4419 4 года назад

Looks more like North Korean Roblox Figure fucking

@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 4 года назад

CommonToxicKilla 69 ??? When did he say thst

@nobodyreally9799 4 года назад

@@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 21:59 I believe

@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 4 года назад

@@nobodyreally9799 hah

@noneofyourbusiness4133 Год назад

4:36 “my source is rhat I made it the fuck up.”

@robertholt3996 Год назад

Phil's voice is quadruple distilled.

@SpookSkellington 5 лет назад

It is a cool bottle though. Totally not biased.

@dorudanieldumitrescu3004 5 лет назад

I see, I have prostate cancer!

@Lucidopherus 5 лет назад

YOUVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED BY THE BAMBOOZLER

@---rm2gw 5 лет назад

look into shiver vodka. you might learn some things about Dan Aykroyd. Quite the rabbit hole.

@MisterBones2910 5 лет назад

same

@HeilRay 5 лет назад

Spook Skellington You look ready for swim suit season. What’s your workout routine?

@joshuaespertohottuasimarma3309 5 лет назад

3 videos in one year ??? We are truly blessed

@adamgasiorek3557 5 лет назад

But it’s 3 bad videos. These new ones are so pushed and are trying way to hard. It saddens me to see the channel in this state.

@omninova52 5 лет назад

Not as the world as it is

@jaydawg9013 5 лет назад

@@adamgasiorek3557 naw

@wdd.k 5 лет назад

@@adamgasiorek3557 fuck off

@-nottobetakenseriously-7179 5 лет назад

@@adamgasiorek3557 Ha. No.

@Gumballthethird 11 месяцев назад

9:51 aged like fine wine

@thedx266 2 года назад

Well, this is funny. This christmas, my mom actually gave my dad one of those weird skull vodka glasses.

@99ZondaS 5 лет назад

4:50 *Dan Aykroyd has sniffed too much flex glue and all he can see is martians*

@josk8319 5 лет назад

He sprayed some flex seal up his nose

@hussaina.4431 5 лет назад

Then he made Phil take it away

@ilpallazero9666 5 лет назад

I laughed entirely too hard at this comment.

@Deth43 5 лет назад

Fucking Brilliant

@thebitgamer2425 4 года назад

“Crystal Head vodka would like to geolocate you.” Dan Akroyd: *My goals are beyond your understanding*

@XXkArchLegion 3 года назад

The Bit Gamer 2 I know this is old but only flash fans get that joke lol

@theMyouknow 3 года назад

Reminds me of the 7 days abs, with the next step being the 6 days abs whoaooo...amazing. Why not filter that vodka a thousand times, through shit diamonds gold platinum Bill Gates.

@elenessdark2810 3 года назад

When iread this the scene comes

@nerfnewb7155 3 года назад

How are the Ghostbusters supposed to show up at your house?

@charliehancock2280 3 года назад

*aykroyd

@HowDareYouSpeakToMe Год назад

6:07 The ominous "Ghostbusters Theme" fucking kills me. Are they gonna get busted?

@rhysbaldwin1152 10 месяцев назад

There is gamer girl bath water, but then there is Dan Aykroyd crystal head vodka

@MJSAJI 5 лет назад

CRYSTALHEADTRIPLEHERKIMERDIAMONDFILTEREDNEWFOUNDLANDDEEPAQUIFERPURESPRITVODKA damn that’s a good password for WiFi’s.

@ovvenonball7606 5 лет назад

@andygarzia524 5 лет назад

I kid you not, right as I read that dan also said that

@Znijik 5 лет назад

HA! Now I shall access ALL OF YOUR WIFIS!!! (Later) Alright, I'm sure I typed in all 77 characters correctly this time. *ACCESS DENIED* ... End my pain.

@mguy9676 4 года назад

You know, no matter how odd Dan is, you gotta give him credit: At least he ain't scamming people with snake-oil like a certain someone we know.

@mguy9676 4 года назад

@Guiep it's like most other things: Air Jordans for example are just cheaply made sneakers. The price comes from the name. Those bottles are also pretty collectible.

@differentbutsimilar7893 4 года назад

I would totally buy one just for the bottle. I don't care if it's shit vodka inside. Grab some friends and some coke and spend the night ribbing on Dan Aykroyd. Would make a good conversation piece later, too. Some asks what's up with the skull bottle, and you can tell them all about the weird shit Dan's on. So yeah... kinda worth the $50 imo.

@trequor 4 года назад

@Guiep It's not a scam, because you get exactly what it says on the box: One 750ml glass skull with 750ml of vodka inside. He doesn't even pretend like it's magical, despite the fact that Dan believes in the real crystal skulls. It's literally just a flashy bottle inspired by the legend. The vodka is pretty decent honestly

@trequor 4 года назад

@@differentbutsimilar7893 The vodka is high quality in my opinion. It's also literally award winning. Not that i would buy it all the time ($50 is steep), but it's you are getting some value for your money