Dana Carvey - Kirk & Burt 

Came here after Conan’s podcast with Bill Hader returning. Goddamn this is funny.

Man, I've got to give to Dana for being able to remain absolutely motionless for a full 4 minutes AND talk without moving his lips. Truly amazing.

I still sing "Choppin Brocolli" around the house sometimes. Dana Carvey, truly one of the greatest of the greats.

After Conan and Bill Hader talking about this bit, I had to hear the original

Dana Carvey: "It was a different time" Gilbert Gottfried: "So this family walks into a talent agent's office..."

holy shit... i'm at work listening to this and trying not to laugh uncontrollably at the "I want everything you can GIVE me" part... tears are coming out of my eyes.

"I've only got so much play..." Perfect. So simple yet so brilliant.

Love love love Dana Carvey, one of the funniest guys ever!!!!!

Saw him perform at the Cape Cod Melody Tent when I was 15 and a young David Spade opened for him and they were both gold

Love and best wishes to Dana and family ❤

Brilliance. May be the funniest man ever-up with Norm & Phil.

I love every single one of his impressions!!! Too dang funny 😂🤣🤣🤣

This Burt is the Best Burt ever done.

Such a great bit.

frank gorshin did perfect kirk and burt impressions right down to the facial expressions

Thank you for posting this I was searching for it for days so I could share 🤣

Tough Guys was a good movie.

This just slays!

Absolutely hilarious

Dana's "Burt" sounds a lot like Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood.

That doesn't "dance around" crude, Dana. It IS crude.

WHY do I keep thinking of Bernie Sanderssss!!!??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

so funny.

His Burt lines kill me lol. I heard him do it on bill maher's podcast but this is funnier bc it's explicit

From Conan

Dana Carvey is great. His impressions are more characteristic stereotypical versions of those actors rather than accurate imitations like the kind Bill Hader does. Bill does an impression of Alan Alda that is amazing. He's the only person I've ever seen do that impression. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4iaHrXHPraI.htmlsi=S8minEFRNnpu4k6t

hilarious

Holy s**†

Norm MacDonald got fired from SNL because he went for the funny and said to hell with the network and the broadcast standards council. Now of course you can say and do more risky material on streaming services, podcasts etc. but there is always a group that will crucify you if you hit one of their sacred cows. Now I don't actually think Dana Carvey is homophonic, racist or sexist. I think he goes for the funny. Funny often means things that are incongruent. Comedians find a way to build it into a bit. The rest of us are aware that something seems off, but we aren't trained or are missing some gene that allows us to hit the mark. I'm not at all advocating for hateful or mean spirited stuff. Carvey often really likes and respects the targets of his comedy.

Hilarious

The Lancaster is very good, the sound and the words. The Douglas is weird. I get what he's going for but I wouldn't get who it was supposed to be right away

How about a better screen shot? Dana looks bored to tears

Howard managed to make it gayer

Would it still have been funny as hell if it was either of them with Katherine Hepburn? The answer is yes, So, it's fine to do with Douglas and Lancaster. Whether or not they're gay is unnecessary to the jokes humor.

Dana Carvey shares a voice with Adam Carolla.

First!

Very funny. Dana Carvey impressions are more realistic when you don't see his face. From what I read about Kirk and Burt maybe the sex should have been the other way.

His Kirk Douglas is not good. Most of his others are excellent.