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A father (Chris Rock) objects to the suggestive dancing his 15-year-old daughter (Sasheer Zamata) is doing on her live-streaming video dance vlog and wants to know what RU-vid commenters mean by "fap." [Season 40, 2014]
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@aarenbrooks7795 7 лет назад

Teddy so fucking far in the friendzone...

@sandedra329 7 лет назад

I swear, she'd get dressed in front of him because he's so deep in the friendzone

@lynnj1077 7 лет назад

Aaren Brooks id do him. lol

@Robin-xt7yo 7 лет назад

Teddy sweatin' a bucketload at those armpits!

@hazelgoodshepherd9315 7 лет назад

A white Jew-ish boy in love with a black Hebrew girl. I guess it had to happen sooner or later.

@nicolesfrederick2125 7 лет назад

Aaren Brooks you said a bad word

@Janet-wy2io 8 лет назад

"He's not a boy, it's just Teddy." lool

@Gains11 7 лет назад

@nimmuraj 6 лет назад

Teddy-zoned.

@hectorarredondo6929 5 лет назад

JAY478 "You're embarrassing me in front of just my friend" double friendzone that's hurtful

@jordandior5249 5 лет назад

JAY478 DAMN

@TheBiggsMr 5 лет назад

Got’em

@gregoryjames1542 8 лет назад

Inception. Watching a RU-vid video inside a RU-vid video

@nma2476 8 лет назад

I wanted to raise the volume on the video and kept dragging the volume icon on the screen by mistake.

@summerroy3111 7 лет назад

(Inception theme) BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

@Gman1998 5 лет назад

Mind blown 🤯

@thatperson3653 5 лет назад

MynJack I think he's referring to the movie

@stevent5229 5 лет назад

Inside a RU-vid video.... INSIDE ANOTHER RU-vid VIDEO.....INSIDE OF A TACO BELLL.... INSIDE OF MEL GIBSON’s FOREHEAD

@sarahjanemartin5266 7 лет назад

i feel for teddy. one time i was at my crush's house and his mom started giving him shit for not telling her he'd brought a girl to the house. his response: "MOM, SHE'S NOT A GIRL, SHE'S SARAH!"

@guapagrande4789 6 лет назад

I've been that girl too 😔

@Alienpromqueen 4 года назад

Sarah Jane Martin same

@dreamlandbuds7710 4 года назад

Maybe he was trying to hide it?

@jacquelynn2051 4 года назад

I dont do crushes...I've got a birth canal.

@packetloss763 4 года назад

Sarah Jane Martin oh my lol

@BonoLightier 9 лет назад

"dad, that's not even a real chore" - FINALLY, someone said it!

@Boogyboi121 9 лет назад

BonoLightier All of the years young men have wasted sweeping driveways.. This has to STOP!! haha

@BonoLightier 9 лет назад

Jerrelle Noble YES!

@darshanvictor8479 9 лет назад

I've never been told to do that.

@BonoLightier 9 лет назад

The funny thing about this is that this video is now blocked in my country, so I don't know what kind of chore they're talking about.

@BonoLightier 8 лет назад

Kate B. Thank you!

@bamboozledguy 8 лет назад

This skit was pure genius.

@tini96 6 лет назад

bamboozledguy how?

@kokolatte825 5 лет назад

But then he has over a thousand likes for this comment?

@user-kt3qm8jy8y 3 года назад

@@kokolatte825 ya mad jealous

@angierose1143 8 лет назад

Haha "teddy stand up", "no thank you sir" lmao

@sabrinacollins8135 7 лет назад

"MICHAEL! What is fapping?" "Uh, it's what you caught me doing in my bedroom and we still haven't talked about it yet." DID NO ONE ELSE DIE?

@alyjamani4535 5 лет назад

Sabrina Collins j

@thenlnlkn 5 лет назад

💀☠️

@ninjabeast4477 5 лет назад

Lol

@okkcomputer 5 лет назад

no one fucking died for fucks sake

@kokolatte825 5 лет назад

That was the funniest part of this whole sketch or the only funny part honestly.

@VickiBee 8 лет назад

That's exactly what my friend's daughter said: "It's not a boy it's just Kevin." I thought that was hilarious. Her dad didn't find anything funny about it.

@tini96 6 лет назад

Vicki Bee they let boys and girls be best friends ?

@radiatorbacon5239 5 лет назад

Ugh I remember the guy I did that to, I feel bad now, but hey we jumped on a trampoline together!

@kianriggan4268 5 лет назад

@@radiatorbacon5239 What

@molliwilson5639 5 лет назад

It's not a bot , it's just Teddy...

@MiloMondo 5 лет назад

I bet Kevin felt even worse than the dad.

@CriticalCulture 7 лет назад

I love when the show actually uses Sasheer to her full potential.

@amadeussmith693 7 лет назад

FlareNetworkC maybe but its still not funny...

@n.fer.2596 7 лет назад

FlareNetworkC they never do that

@applecoretv1469 4 года назад

@@amadeussmith693 mk

@kalamenco3071 3 года назад

1:18 was her real teen self speaking

@onkar-nu4oi 7 лет назад

"Dad, there's nothing sexy about that dance." "Oh yeah. Teddy, stand up!" 😂😂😂

@CookingChildren 6 лет назад

"Not a good time for me to stand up sir"

@chia5447 6 лет назад

Why couldn't he stand up?

@chia5447 6 лет назад

Lance Stevenson oh I knew that but I thought it was a different reason. I don't think she's attractive maybe bc I'm a girl. Thanks tho 😄

@lancestevenson3427 6 лет назад

Chia surprising I'm a girl too but the username throws people off.😀

@tini96 6 лет назад

Lance Stevenson how old are you

@TwistedGames99 8 лет назад

"Uh, still not a great time for me to stand up, sir" I was dying

@roxys.5705 5 лет назад

TwistedGames A

@abbymarievlogs 3 года назад

Why can’t he

@luthermorrisjr1657 3 года назад

@@abbymarievlogs someone else will explain 👌🏿

@azuresky4984 3 года назад

@@abbymarievlogs I don’t get it either I think he peed his pants

@nikarayne 3 года назад

@@azuresky4984 😑

@Zoecat101 7 лет назад

"Go sweep the driveway" "Man! That's not even a real chore!" BY FAR my favourite moment! XD

@Dj-id9dn 6 лет назад

Zoecat 101 no he says “it’s nota even a real chore”

@Helga947 6 лет назад

PleaseJustKillMe TM same 😂😂

@crabbiesam2572 5 лет назад

Ive actually had to do that before. It sucked. Took forever😔

@tajicbladeofthelegion5474 4 года назад

@@Dj-id9dn "That's-a not even a real chore"*

@hotmoms8951 3 года назад

ew speak american

@carolynroesbery47 7 лет назад

Chris rock is so funny as a dad!

@joriebelle1 7 лет назад

Carolyn Roesbery Chris Rock is my favorite

@tatehildyard5332 6 лет назад

I would love it he played a dad on an HBO comedy.

@donnellcoleman7784 6 лет назад

Everybody hates chris

@strawberryrain547 5 лет назад

Donnell Coleman why?

@abraden2004 5 лет назад

Carolyn Roesbery watch him on grownups!

@danthemanpatrick 8 лет назад

that shirt she's wearing doesn't lie

@ratwalsh8794 8 лет назад

for realz...

@tini96 6 лет назад

@caroljenkings4 6 лет назад

-.-

@Nikki-dh7lz 4 года назад

Yaaaaz

@HunterBidenCocaineBag 8 лет назад

Poor Teddy.

@konyinsola12 9 лет назад

She is so pretty

@baronobeefdip2 9 лет назад

IThinkWithMy Liver I had a thing for Abby Elliot when she was on the show, Too bad she didn't get a lot of recognition.

@jesikat1861 9 лет назад

hollllller

@ArrayPro 9 лет назад

k hassan NO FAPPING!

@baronobeefdip2 9 лет назад

***** no promises

@onichi2995 9 лет назад

Awesome! Comment K hassan :)

@frognote380 7 лет назад

i lost it immediately after he yelled "MICHAEL" the first time. This was one of the finest SNL skits of all time.

@haniya4359 7 лет назад

MYKOL! Go sweep the driveway.

@kandiiyuutaamu 6 лет назад

Yeah and "MICHAEL!!! What does fapping mean?". That bit really cracks me up lol! XD

@hamiltonstararronburrsir958 5 лет назад

@@haniya4359 do I see hamfam?

@milomoody1693 7 лет назад

"shout out to who ever started the count down to my 18 birthday" wow!

@guapagrande4789 6 лет назад

Milo Moody I think that part went over most people's heads. I was like "omg wtf!" 😄

@himdotcom 5 лет назад

Why did no one else in the comments seem to peep that. LMAO!

@dreamlandbuds7710 4 года назад

That made me realize the dad most likely wasn't overreacting...

@shazigetssober2394 4 года назад

And she's 15....

@caitie226 2 года назад

yeah I thought she had no viewers and was just making her own countdown at first. yikes

@chicken4396 5 лет назад

“MICHAEL!!” “yeah, dad” “What’s fappin?” “Um ...it’s what you caught me doin in my room and we still haven’t talked about it.....” The realization in his eyes😂😂😂😂

@snakeeyes2551 5 лет назад

That part made me burst out laughing

@thegooseinator9614 8 лет назад

I feel bad that this didn't really take off, I feel like it was supposed to be a vehicle for Sasheer so she could have a bigger role on the show.

@shineon4378 8 лет назад

How is she not mega famous. She should be on major movies.

@thegooseinator9614 8 лет назад

Agreed. Everyone on SNL except Vanessa Bayer and Kyle Mooney are really good, it's just the writing that's taken a dip.

@ketchupkey9599 8 лет назад

+TheGooseinator have you seen kyles solo stuff. hes the only reason a lot of people watch snl

@thegooseinator9614 8 лет назад

+Ketchup Key I know he's basically in charge of the video shorts now, and those are okay, but he is insanely bad in the skits.

@quatros1000 7 лет назад

I thought she is that actress from Billions tv show

@IDontKnow-pf6en 8 лет назад

"No thank you, sir." hahahahah

@ruchak4960 8 лет назад

"Teddy go home" "Still not a great time for me to stand up sir"

@heysheepdog 8 лет назад

the 18th birthday count down XD

@andrewperry5125 6 лет назад

Jenga Rodent And she was only 15 😂

@KimBlaQue 7 лет назад

she's got moves

@avapack9330 5 лет назад

Can we talk about how Sasheer is actually SUCH a good dancer!

@ginnysteins5370 7 лет назад

Feeling bad for teddy.... he is so far even in friend zone Man that must hurt

@soul-azuri6774 8 лет назад

That's legit like my Dad 😂😂

@softgirl5305 8 лет назад

omg same lol

@VYDZER 7 лет назад

Soul-Azuri your dad is chris rock? You're lucky

@elise6970 6 лет назад

"go sweep the driveway."

@tini96 6 лет назад

Good dad 😁

@miagonzo5522 3 года назад

"it's what my body wants to do" i felt that 🤣🤣

@jagplaha9959 4 года назад

Janelle: Dad you're embarrassing me in front of my "just my friend!" Teddy: "I love you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shoppinglist4326 5 лет назад

The dad did an excellent job voicing the zebra in Madagascar

@trinabiswas8623 8 лет назад

Sasheer is so pretty

@sav.5492 8 лет назад

If that video was real, It'd have to have more views than "Blank Space".

@lumpiaseverywhere 8 лет назад

doubt it.

@feliciapattinson9591 5 лет назад

Stfu

@kaamiljk5227 3 года назад

Yeah😂

@meganvaz2490 8 лет назад

She's so gorgeous ahhh

@becka8499 7 лет назад

He's not a boy dad he's just Teddy!

@armondstreet3605 5 лет назад

I remember a girl I was crushing on treating me like teddy at her house my freshman year. That beautiful beautiful woman became my wife. 🤩

@Layla-fl1yl 5 лет назад

Armond Street awww

@chasehervey2384 4 года назад

Yeah I'm not that lucky But honestly tho how?

@chiragchachad5451 4 года назад

Amen to that

@sophiekilbreth5919 4 года назад

Aww

@Alpha_Orionis 4 года назад

Wow

@afrahrasheed2752 7 лет назад

It took me forever to get the 18th birthday countdown.

@yasheeleekalingamudali5639 7 лет назад

I still didn't...

@yasheeleekalingamudali5639 7 лет назад

+zaria adams thanks dude 🙃

@Max-ux4fv 7 лет назад

zaria adams Ahh that's funny

@cozylime_2006 5 лет назад

Can someone please explain that to me?

@olijoswt3951 5 лет назад

@@cozylime_2006 They are counting down until she's legal to have sex with.

@LangwidereLMFT 8 лет назад

Kyle Mooney's character is soooo cute and innocent!

@howleonthestreets8556 8 лет назад

i like that beyonce poster

@isisgotlocs4903 8 лет назад

Me too

@howleonthestreets8556 8 лет назад

thanks

@howleonthestreets8556 8 лет назад

:))):):):):):)

@scattjax3908 7 лет назад

Poor 15 yr old Sasheer. She just wanted to do a good job for her fans Dad! haha

@julian354 8 лет назад

"That's not even a real chore"

@barrettclement1856 8 лет назад

hello riolu i knew your father lucario, he died in a sick game called super smash bros

@karisrose9952 7 лет назад

its what u caught me doing in my bed room and we still havent talked about hahahahaha so funny

@ethandunkerson779 9 лет назад

Teddy stand up no thank u sir😂😂😂

@Ifeelpretty21 7 лет назад

Kyle Mooney in the background lol

@darshanvictor8479 9 лет назад

She's very pretty.

@Baseballalejandro99 9 лет назад

Darshan Victor Who Cecily?

@arlyquinn1522 9 лет назад

Yeah Sasheer is pretty

@asdasdasdasd714 5 лет назад

NO FAPPIN!

@TTLOSF 9 лет назад

"teddy stand up"

@domandriacchi9082 9 лет назад

No thank you, Sir!

@laurenfrank6576 9 лет назад

Dirty Dan No I'm Dirty Dan!

@MarioBrosTeleport2me 9 лет назад

Lauren Frank xD I get that reference!

@huaLANHUAhua 9 лет назад

But he is... at least, part of him.... :o

@teijahlinen5380 9 лет назад

Thank you

@MsQuackyQuack 8 лет назад

I like her hair like this but I like the natural too. she can rock it all.

@icantgetridofthisusernamehelp 8 лет назад

3:19 I AM SO DEAD HELP ME

@July_gainz 8 лет назад

Lol

@peytont9337 8 лет назад

+Janae Bursey (τrιρργ αrιεΙ) I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING WHEN IT ZOOMED IN

@Stormwern 7 лет назад

Can't wait for Chris to host again so they can make a sequel, maybe she has a workout or makeup channel instead.

@himdotcom 5 лет назад

Unfortunately, SNL got rid of Sasheer.

@fairy_creations3804 2 года назад

“Go sweep the driveway” just unlocked a core memory 🤣

@MBrix-up2wi 3 года назад

Amazing skit. Chris Rock never dissapoints.

@jasonbertalotto2355 2 года назад

He made the dad role stand up solid

@alfamily1086 7 лет назад

couldn't stop thinking about how cute her outfit is and I wanna get it

@GoodVolition 7 лет назад

Roses are red, violets are blue; True love is rare, booty booty booty booty shaking everywhere.

@jadamalfoy417 6 лет назад

This is an accurate description of black dads 🤣 when I showed my dad this he laughed so hard and said, and I quote “ hashtag me “

@gavinhart1068 3 года назад

“Dad, that’s a not even a real chore” 😂

@tomorrow1wb 7 лет назад

3:05 Look at Teddy. I'm dying 😂

@gracestewart521 6 лет назад

I love how Teddy just utters *I love you* and nobody hears him.

@gabrielhoekstra1087 4 года назад

This is seriously one of SNL's best sketches.

@MissGamerVideo 7 лет назад

"TEDDY STAND UP!" "No... No thank you..."

@MrDrProfessormel 7 лет назад

I love Kyle so much he makes me cry from laughing so hard.

@alliecardinal1768 6 лет назад

I love when he tells him to sweep the driveway and he’s like “that’s a not even a real chore!”😂

@mrztaylorlautner4evr 4 года назад

"You want me to send you to Catholic school?" Let me tell y'all as a catholic school alum, that would not have helped. I went to an all girl's school and the amount of sexcapades I heard was pretty much every other conversation.

@JammastaJ23 3 года назад

These were really good underrated sketches.

@bluefireRyu 7 лет назад

lol Why can't I just do what I want to do! -said every kid ever

@charmedlibra927 3 года назад

"Micheal what's fap means? It's what you caught me doing in my bedroom and we still haven't talked about it. "😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

@madalynlejeune8306 3 года назад

I can't help it, dad! It's what my body wants to do!😂🤣 Anything Sasheer is 🙌🏽

@smafiaasd3924 6 лет назад

Who else NOTICED his sweaty arm pits?

@durgalin341 4 года назад

smafia asd You mean, who didn’t notice it? 😂🤣

@justinmoore6162 5 лет назад

"Shoutout to whoever started that countdown till i turn 18" wtf

@Armor_of_Torrent 8 лет назад

i know a boy like teddy and i have a dad like chris rock.so can relate to this skit :D

@donnellcoleman7784 6 лет назад

David Stevenson everybody hates chris

@hudaibtisama3605 7 лет назад

what a slam on the youtube pop culture

@swacfan100 5 лет назад

I enjoyed this skit, I bet you there's a dad some where going through this exact thing 😁

@bryanrobinson712 7 лет назад

Nuggettugget95

@Lil_Tweeter 3 года назад

I want a whole movie about them

@bh1422 3 года назад

"I can't help it, Dad. It's what my body wants to do!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

@TheAlakayLion 9 лет назад

I love her. She's so pretty. 😍

@pinpointaccuracy1 7 лет назад

"No fappin"

@SirEriol 5 лет назад

Dad, you're embarassing me in front of my Just-My-Friend!

@MatthewMurraycogswoth 3 года назад

"I'll do it for you, I'll do anything for you" "I know you say that like everyday!" *insert rock ooing meme*

@sofipacheco2775 5 лет назад

3:18 killed me 😂

@kermeciabrown 9 лет назад

*Starts twerking* Chris Rock "no no no no no" "Dad your changing the filter" Lmao😂😂😂😂

@daniellenell8443 2 года назад

Not the pillow 😂😂

@kirinsmith6748 8 лет назад

go sweep the driveway "dad that's not even a real chore"

@aylin4293 5 лет назад

"Is nothing sexy about that dance" "Teddy, stand up!" 😅

@jesussoosramirez4638 8 лет назад

She actually has an Instagram

@sav.5492 8 лет назад

+Jesus "Soos" Ramirez She has a twitter account too.

@comedyman8455 8 лет назад

Like the soos

@asapnickybars4693 8 лет назад

YO I died when he said go sweep the driveway! My dad says that wod to evrything he tells me to make sure I do it EVERYDAY "it's very important, Nicholas"Lmao

@korbell1089 2 года назад

"There's nothing sexy about that dance." "Oh yeah? Teddy stand up!"

@andrewwhitcomb4857 7 лет назад

Chris Rock is the bomb.

@stephanieosorio4816 5 лет назад

“Go sweep the driveway” “That’s not a real chore” Me: Bet!

@carmenm.478 8 лет назад

Teddy grabs the pillow haahaa

@AllenChibi 2 года назад

Teddy being friendzoned is so relatable

@AmericanGirlGymnasts 9 лет назад

i like "go sweep the drive way"

@cellostrings565 3 года назад

“Micheal!! Go sweep the driveway” *great parenting*

@shineon4378 8 лет назад

Awww. Poor Teddy. "In front of JUST my friend" She's too funny, but I'd kill to move like that. Daaang!! !!! This whole skit is great. Chris Rock is always gold.