Dancing Samurai (English Sub) 

The fact that this video is so old, that Luka didn't even exist yet.

I like how there's some serious tragic songs that gakupo sings then we just got this

I like how it's not even 3 seconds in yet, and Gakupo is already telling us to kill ourselves. *clap clap clap clap clap*

Butterfly: Where is my samurai? The Samurai:

they all dance so happily despite the fact that Gakupo is telling everyone to kill themselves

THIS WAS THE ANTHEM OF GAKUPO FANS, ONCE UPON A TIME.

i love how sarcastic the humor in this is

the original sigma male

1:41 Kaito: 😄👍 Gakupo: 😄👎

So, how do you learn how to dance when you can't find a good enough way to? ｈｉｒｅ ａ ｓａｍｕｒａｉ

3 seconds yet and he tells to kill myself

if gakupo has a million fans, then i am one of them. if gakupo has ten fans, then i am one of them. if gakupo has only one fan then that is me. if gakupo has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is against gakupo, then i am against the world. edit: came back 9 months later and realised this got 3.5k likes.... i love you gakupo + mayoi fans in the replies

0:03 half of the people on the internet be like

ariana grande ripped off gakupo's hair (edit) y'all stop replying to this i was like 12 this is embarrassing 😭😭😭

who noticed that he punched the puppy for peeing on him

This guy has worse luck than Kaito, damn

Me in 5th grade: "Huh, these videos are cool.I have no idea what's going on though or who thse guyes are " Me in 12th grade: "Oh, these videos again, wonder why i ever stoped watching these" Me now: "Vocaloid is love, vocaloid is life."

damn.... kaito gets punched in almost every one of the gakupo songs.

i love how the song starts with gakupo telling me to kms

Historical note: This video (actually the second video of this song; the original was much simpler and didn't show any Vocaloids besides Gakupo) was released on November 3, 2008, a little less than 3 months before Luka's release. Mathru would have had access to some rough concept art at most and have no assurance that she'd ever be popular or successful enough to justify an appearance. _I'd_ like to know what the heck happened to Dell Honne. Sure he was never going to be as huge as Haku (no one was), but not even an occasional MMD video?

Luka's not here... Did she die because she couldn't dance?

Teacher: "Okay what did Samurai's do in the Shogun times?" Me: "THEY DANCED AND CALLED THEMSELVES DANCING SAMURAI WHILE WAVING HAND FANS IN THE AIR!" Teacher: "... "

*flops around like a chunky seal with a fan, trying to dance like the vocaloids in the song* NAILED IT

This was my jam in fourth grade, damn

0:03 cAN WE NOT GAKUPO

Im here cuz I'm sad that my Gakupo keychain got stolen/lost at school I miss it :'(

Fun fact: The PV is made by Owata-P the one who made Paradichlorobenzene and Antichlorobenzene

1:30 Um, Gakpo, there's a dog beside you that's kinda... 1:33 Oh, okay, you did notice.

Hey excuse me... DANCING SAMURAI!

I've been singing 'Dancing Samurai' and 'Dancing through the night' all day long ;-;

is it OK to be jealous and want Gakupo's hair?? please tell me someone agrees!!

I actually live for gakupo’s small “hya!!”s

I LAUGHED SO HARD WATCHING THIS

Why are the old Vocaloid MV so well animated man I love it. I mean nowadays there is more detailed animation but the vibes is different with this

13 years later i can proudly say that gakupo is still my fav vocaloid

bro predicted 2023 humor

i am in the middle of a horrible headache, this has cured that pain for me some reason

the way this song is older than luka 😭

i love the "samurai" written in the twitch font

"yes gakupo" we all say in unison 0:03

I feel you Gakupo.

I can't believe this is 14 years old 😭😭

1:38 When you try to comfort your future boyfriend but he's a tsundere

I can't dance *Jumps off the top of Gakupo's house*

Omg miku and meiko rejected gakupo. I would never reject you my sexy samurai guy. My bae gakupo

I'm now realising a lot of classic Vocaloid/UTAU/fanloid had a trend of the singer discussing their whole character whilst having mundane hyjinks

Gakupo with a thumbs down is now my wallpaper. That’s what my friends see when they open my laptop.

Ah 2009, when the vocaloid songs suicide baited you

HAPPY BDAY GAKUPO!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, on the "on my dying day" part, it shows Gakupo dying on the floor. Still looking young. D-does.... DOES THAT MEAN GAKUPO IS GOING TO DIE YOUNG?! TOT

omg this low quality makes this better ngl 😭😭

Did no one else notice Gakupo tell us to go kill ourselves?

I want to learn this brilliant gakupo's dance and dance it in literally every situation whenever I want, even at a funeral

He was used to be a samurai, now he is Gumi’s biggest Simp

how can I explain to someone that one of my favorite songs is a song about a dancing samurai who encourages suicide and has the voice of a once vkei superstar??

This song is an absolute fucking bop, such a classic

gakupo told people to kys before twitter and tiktok made it popular

A relic from 2009...

Im listening to this shi at 1am what drug did they put in this

There are two types of vocaloid videos 1.someone dies but comes back to life 2.someone's dies. That's it.

Gakupo I’m not going to kill myself because you exist and I think you’re the best vocaloid

So happy I got to see this gold in my home page again🤩

I was sitting down and reading this at the same time and i thought it said "Lets stir up a waffle of battles." LOL

2:50 Front face Gakupo.

They didn't add Luka...

god this is ten years old. It hurtss

legends say that he's still dancing

THIS WAS 13 YEARS AGO DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Gakupo really said KYS didn't he?

Happy 15th Birthday to this video lol!!! Still a banger

You can't be a samurai without eliminating your enemies in style.

I feel like I'm going into a deep hole of memes. Just listening to the music its Happy, and very comedic. Yes the man is telling us to kill ourselves if we can't dance but this man has failed to get a woman, men probably steal those women from him and Dancing is probably a coping mechanism. So that's why he says "Eliminate the men who cant dance" as in pushing away the men who most likely steal his only chance of love. Or I'm over evaluating a song about a fictional charater dancing around with a fan telling me to kill myself

I love how Gakupo tell everyone to kill themselves

_Where did AkiDearest take me?_

i like how he just told us to kill ourselves 3 times

aw, what a cute little guy, im sure he'd never tell anyone to off themself...

I'm surprised Luka wasn't there, and Gakupo didn't hit on her.

How the hell is he playing DDR on a flip phone?

Happy 10 years

*i had no idea that gakupo has been telling me all this time that i should go kill myself for the past 8 years of listening to this.*

i never thought i’d hear gakupo tell me to kms. great song

2023.. it’s still so fun to watch

the vibe i bring to the function

what a very motivational 5 second start of the video

Hya is Love. Hya is Life.

jumpscared by gakupo telling me to kms

Live, Laugh, Gakupo

dude i was 12 when i heard this song .... now im about to turn 24... wow

I like how people haven’t mentioned in the beginning that he called us a scum. *The irony of it all gakupo* 👁👄👁

the fact that this song defined my childhood and watching this video now feels like I'm in another universe

he's so slay

Wake the fuck up samurai. We have a city to dance on.

2:37 what a nice gentleman, i wonder what he will say

“As long as there is music, I can live a happy life” same

I missed listening to this

0:03 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS 😭😭

Gakupo dancing is so kawaii!! XDDD

Me in exam: Me: "ok brain, what's the answer?" My brain: 0:10 Me: "SHUT UP-"

I used to be so fucking obsessed with this song

this is the song i need during quarantine