Dangan Salmon Team - "Let's read a dirty book" [Danganronpa V3] 

Nobody: Rantaro's Reaction: You're a little dirty, pervy boy aren't cha'?" *_I think this conversation went really well._*

I'm shocked Gonta didn't respond with: "how read book with dirt? why not clean??"

*”Let’s read a dirty book”* Kaito and Kokichi: *Y e s*

Shuichi: Let’s read some dirty book Kokichi: LMAO DO YOU NEED TO GET LAID OR SOMETHING?

Tbh I didn’t expect Gonta to know what Saihara meant by “Dirty book” I thought he was gonna look for a book with dirt or something

me: kokichi lets read a dirty boo- kokichi: *HOW EXCITING!*

Shuichi: Let’s read a dirty bo- Kokichi: Y E S I A C C E P T I T

Are we gonna ignore the fact that Angie basically says that she prefers do something dirty instead of seeing it

"I do not have any authority to reject, but I am going to reject it anyway"

He means a literal dirty book, as in, it's covered in dirt

Imagine if Maki, of all people, was a closet pervert. "I think that conversation went well"

"Let’s read a dirty bo-" Maki: *So you have chosen death*

cmon ryoma. that's just depressing

Do you want to read a dirty- “HOLD YOUR BREATH RIGHT NOW AND SUFFOCATE YOURSELF.”

Every other male character: Oh cool/ew Kokichi: *dO yOu neED tO gET lAid oR sOMEthiNg, sHuiChI?*

Schuichi: Let’s read a dirty book Kaede: ARE YOU SEXUALLY HARASSING ME?!

How to be maki in 101 steps! 1st step: Do you want to die? 2nd step: Do you want to die?

Kaito and Kokichi's reactions... They need to chill.

God, I felt the embarrassment in some of these.

Shuichi is so brave to ask the GIRLS if they want to read a dirty book with him. xD

There is so much bonus content in this game.

I swear the first time I saw that option my dense innocent mind thought that Saihara actually meant a book that's all dirty, like it's full of dust or something, and so I thought "I'm sure Kirumi would enjoy cleaning up a book or two" Yeah, things didn't go so well

We are forgetting about himiko.. She didn’t care at all.

I like how everyone is surprised or not and Kokichi is just *_H O W E X C I T I N G_*

I like how while everyone else has weird-to normal reactions, Kokichi is just like "You need to get laid, join my cult!"

Kokichi was lying and he was just trying to get into Saihara's pants

Kokichis response, I can't- Also, Rantaro is so sweet, its just- aA

Kaito - "Let's do bro stuff, bro!" Ryoma - "No bro-mo, bro." Kokichi - "I gotta get you laid, bro, BIG time!" Himiko - "Haha, you so dirty~! ... So am I!" Maki and Tenko - "Wow, you must hate life." Angie - "Awww, why you wanna read the Kama Sutra by yourself and not with me?" Miu - "Haha, you're such a pervert, you think about sex! I am totally making fun of you over that!" Kaede - "N-no! You mustn't ruin my pure vision of you, Shuichi!" Shuichi - "Yeah, I'm having a hard time picturing myself doing this too."

Rantaro is so chill oml

1:54 That's actually the biggest fuckin' compliment Kokichi's given in the entire game.

Shuichi: let's read a dirty book! *Kaede will remember that*

Man I love tenko I'm glad the artists for this game didn't hold back

Kaito: Yes bro. Hoshi: Nope. Amami: Yes? ah, Ok. Gonta: No way, I'm a gentelman. Ouma: Ohhhh yes. Korekiyo: Well, but I love my sister. Kiibo: What? No man. Tojo: I'm your maid, but no. Yumeno: Pervert, but ok? Maki: Do you wanna die? Tenko: ¿? Nope Shirogane: Strange. . . Angie: I can. Iruma: Jajajaj, yes Kaede: -blush- You are a pervert?

literally what else was i supposed to expect for korekiyo

Shuichi: “Let’s read a dirty book-“ Kaito: *”OF COURSE BRO”*

4:20 Tsumugi is beginning to realize that something strange is going on with Shuichi behaving like a protagonist...

2:21 Kiyo: "But I have already given my heart to someone" Also Kiyo: "S I S T E R . . ." _KORK ON THE FORK NO-_

Average danganronpa chat: Everybody: actual special text Maki: Do you want to die?

Shuichi: “Let’s read a dirty boo-“ Tenko: 👁👄👁

Sounds like Ryoma can’t get it up, Rantaro’s secretly embarrassed, and Ouma is just... Ouma. Poor K1-B0 though.

"it seems we both had a lot of fun" Oh? What do you mean by that Shuuichi? :O

kiibo is shook

Kokichi be like: *”I can be your sugar daddy”* Also Himiko really went: *”I knew you were a pervert, and sure”*

You put Oma in the thumbnail for views didn't you? DIDN'T YOU.

Kokichi's organization sounds more like the biggest swinger party ever than an evil organization 😂

4:15 Shuichi: Do You Want to read a dirty book? Tsumugi: That's not something you should Invite a girl to g- Shuichi: There's HeNtAi ;) Tsumugi: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

1:44 Damn "And sex" Oh no-

'do you need to get laid or something, shuichi?' XDDD I JUST CANT EVEN-- KOKICHIIIIIIIIIIIIII XDDD

It would have been hilarious if someone said something like, “Oh, you mean those dusty old books over there, hold on let me get some.”

WHY WAS I NOT EXPECTING TENKO’S RESPONSE-

I've got some things to say 1. Kokichi's answer had me rolling 2. I love how Himiko is so chill I thought she'd be ANGY 3. Gonta knowing what a 'Dirty Book' means raises some ........questions

kokichi... your "secret organisation" is starting to sound like a really crappy harem

DO YOU NEED TO GET LAID OR SOMETHING, SHUICHI?

"Hey, let's read a dirty bo-" Kaito and Kokichi: *Don't need to tell me twice!*

Let’s read a dirty book Korekiyo: Sister. Maki: Do you wanna die?

Gonta: G-gentleman no read that stuff! Shuichi: Damn this is awkward. Shuichi: Let's read a dirty book. Kokichi: (Happy gay sounds)

Tenko's comeback is probably my favorite

I'm sad that Gonta didn't say: "Gonta no can read books if they are covered in dirt, Gonta will clean them first!"

my kink is Rantaro calling me a pervy little boy

*Angie:* OK! I'll watch you then *We both had lot of fun* WAIT WH-

Did Ouma just really say that if I joined his group I'd get laid a lot...?Sign me the fuck up...?

I love how Kaito just replied with "Of course!"

Kaito's definitely the Ultimate Bro

Me with korekiyo: "Ok this is starting off pretty okay" *korekiyo moans sister* "Dissapointed but not suprised"

Shuichi: let’s read a dirty book. Kaede: *L A W A N D O R D E R .*

Maki: "do you wanna die?" Tenko: "Ohoho, you see, you are *_GONNA die_*

5:22 _is that sexual harassment?_ *no it's Hugh Mungus*

Nice, but I still prefer, "Let's take our clothes off," in DR2.

*"If you join my organization, all the food, sleep, and sex will be given to you!"* *Wait a minute, i want to join this!*

Korekiyo: “But I’ve already given my heart to someone, so I cannot join you” Also Korekiyo: *S i S t E r* Me: 👁👄👁

Kaede: *iS tHiS sExUaL hArRaSsMeNt?!*

3:30 Who else agrees on that Himiko's laugh is the cutest thing ever?

Shuichi: Let's read a dirty book Kokichi: HOW EXCITING

Ryoma: "Seeing things like that...doesn't make me feel anything anymore..." Me: "A N Y M O R E?????"

Where tF to I sign up to join Ouma's organisation

That killed me when rantaro called shuichi a "pervy little boy"

I'm not surprised by Ouma's answer- Kaede's reaction though-

Tenko: “Hold you breath and suffocate yourself” Me: this is why I like Tenko

Shuichi: "Let's read a dirty book.." Himiko: *_hm hM hMmMmMMmmm_*

3:46 "Do you want to die?" "YES! KILL ME!"

I am immediately disturbed by how okay Kaito was with that reply.

Rantaro is the supportive friend saying "I won't tell a soul!" To you even if they find out you murdered someone.

Kaito I know we're bros but plz

Press K if you want to join Kokichi's group of ruling the world

“Hold your breath, and suffocate yourself.” *Damn this is awkward*

1:35 "Let's read a dirty book." Kokichi:WANNA JOIN MY SECRET ORGANIZATION I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT

just- everyone makes Shuichi so wholesome, and forget shit like this is canon- My little emo detective boi is a perv just like the rest of us!

Weird, didn't Keebo say that as a robot, he doesn't really identify as either gender, but he does give the impression of being a boy. But here, he seems to readily admit to being male.

Maki is too predictable.

I am a straight man but having Rantaro call me a "pervy little boy" gave me a reaction.

I now want kiibo to step on me that was so adorable

"Let's read a dirty book" *takes book covered in dirt and dust*.

"you should join my secret organisation after we get out of here" T^T don't mind me just crying rn

Kaede: *A R E Y O U S E X U A L L Y H A R A S S I N G M E ? !*

3:56 Tenko: I'VE BECOME SO NUUMB

I fuking love kokichis responses

Kaito:"Of course!" Lol that was a quick reply

„Let's read a dirty book” *H O W E X I T I N G*

shuichi:let’s read a dirty book Ryoma: . . . shuichi: . . . Ryoma: *NO*

NO GONTAS SOUL IS SO PURE YOU JUST HAD TO DO THAT