Playing dead is a real thing with Grizzly’s. There was an instance on the Cascade Ranch in Pescadero CA where a pig was dragged by a Griz and two guys went to try to recover it. The Griz mauled one of them , then went back to the pig. The Griz saw the mauled guy get back on his feet and dropped the pig and came back and killed him.
I stay out of those situations. No Daniel, I don't want to go hiking in the forest. No Guisseppe, i don't want to climb mountains.... 😂😂 no Diddy, i don't want to party.
JESUS WILL JUDGE THE LIVING AND THE DEAD. HE LOVED YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR HELL ON THE CROSS. IF YOU DO NOT REPENT AND BELIEVE THE GOSPEL YOU WILL GO TO HELL. ACCEPT HIS DEATH ON THE CROSS AS THE PAYMENT FOR YOUR SINS BY BELIEVING AND TURNING FROM YOUR LIFE OF SIN. ONLY FORGIVEN PEOPLE ARE SAVED. CALL ON HIS NAME AND DEPART FROM YOUR EVIL.
I was mauled by a German shepherd/bull mastiff mix in 2022. It tore my ear off, and it happened so quickly it took me literal minutes to process what happened. I didn’t feel pain until the end of the 30 minute drive to the hospital. I’m certain I was in shock, and grateful for such self protective mechanisms we have as humans.
JESUS WILL JUDGE THE LIVING AND THE DEAD. HE LOVED YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR HELL ON THE CROSS. IF YOU DO NOT REPENT AND BELIEVE THE GOSPEL YOU WILL GO TO HELL. ACCEPT HIS DEATH ON THE CROSS AS THE PAYMENT FOR YOUR SINS BY BELIEVING AND TURNING FROM YOUR LIFE OF SIN. ONLY FORGIVEN PEOPLE ARE SAVED. CALL ON HIS NAME AND DEPART FROM YOUR EVIL.
Dude tells Joe he was in a cage with two huge bears, Joe doesn't care and tells him a story about being in a car seeing a wild cat and how terrifying it is.
Ive seen a mountain lion here in west texas. One of those big mule deer eating mfers and i know exactly what joe is talking about. Fucking things arms were massive
Also agree their heads are huge. First thing i thought was watermelon 😂 i too was armed, not alone and innately scared. I was not in a car but close to 80 yards away. It turned around and took it 2 bounds to get across a clearing and another 2 bounds to get over a rocky hill that wouldve taken me 15 minutes
@@jamescoleman1574Joe has to be the king of “that joke went over his head”. I feel like that’s concerning for a comedian haha especially from another comic telling a joke
Letting Joe talk about dangerous animals is an unspoken right of passage if you’re new to the pod. If this goes well, you get called back 10 months later.
In the new Imagined (by John Lennon )world there will no longer exist dangerous animals. Deadly animals will be weeded out through DAOs and smart contracts on the blockchain which will give the formulas for existing forever without being killed.
My ex got a Siamese cat, that fucking thing was the devil incarnate. At one point I had 40 lacerations on my arms. Once it took a swipe at me and a claw got stuck under my skin, it’s pulling and freaking out cos it feels trapped, I’m getting my skin wrenched off. Not fun.
@@khimaros My ex has a Siamese cat, she was really talkative and the first time I came over it scared the shit out of me cause it sounded like a small child making demonic noises, I had no idea it was coming from a cat
I live in the Santa Cruz Mountains and we have so many Mountain Lions. They own the night. We respect their desire to roam as we have built houses in their territory. Bring your pets in at night.
JESUS WILL JUDGE THE LIVING AND THE DEAD. HE LOVED YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR HELL ON THE CROSS. IF YOU DO NOT REPENT AND BELIEVE THE GOSPEL YOU WILL GO TO HELL. ACCEPT HIS DEATH ON THE CROSS AS THE PAYMENT FOR YOUR SINS BY BELIEVING AND TURNING FROM YOUR LIFE OF SIN. ONLY FORGIVEN PEOPLE ARE SAVED. CALL ON HIS NAME AND DEPART FROM YOUR EVIL.
Joe isn’t listening. He didn’t understand the question. Sal was asking if he would have the nerve to play dead, even knowing it’s the right thing to do, because it’s almost impossible. Even when Sal says he was in a cage with two bears, Joe keeps talking about the bears' fur color. In the end, Sal gives up and goes along with Joe’s monologue.
JESUS WILL JUDGE THE LIVING AND THE DEAD. HE LOVED YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR HELL ON THE CROSS. IF YOU DO NOT REPENT AND BELIEVE THE GOSPEL YOU WILL GO TO HELL. ACCEPT HIS DEATH ON THE CROSS AS THE PAYMENT FOR YOUR SINS BY BELIEVING AND TURNING FROM YOUR LIFE OF SIN. ONLY FORGIVEN PEOPLE ARE SAVED. CALL ON HIS NAME AND DEPART FROM YOUR EVIL.
I spent two years living in an old gutted school bus with a wood burning stove, solar panels and glacial water source in Dyea, Alaska. I was a few hundred yards from the flats where its a maze of salmon streams and surrounded by fields of berries and the surrounding mountains full of berries. My dog and I saw bears, seals and eagles pretty much every day, and if you kept an eye out, whales. Most times when wed come across a grizzly, it would just look annoyed and walk off. We did have a massive grizzly we were watching catch salmon decide to charge us. I thought the 50yds between us was enough to grab my rifle or get in the truck....NOPE, they move too fast. Had it wanted to, it would have gotten me. In trade for living there, I spent mornings grooming the forest, cutting dead wood and eye pokers. Id have grizzlys walk right past me every so often....they never seemed to care. I had a rifle nearby, but it would have been useless. A pistol and a quick draw would be a safer option. My dog would disappear from camp for hours, and three times brought back black bears. Theyre curious and would follow her right into camp, barking from a distance letting me know she was bringing company. Twice, starting the chainsaw up stopped them and theyd leave. The third, I was on the roof of a house building it and walked off when I yelled at it and chunked a 2x4 its way, If only I would have had a gopro to strap on my dog, shed have probably brought me some amazing footage. A bear guide that worked the area told me numerous times that hed seen my dog running down the stream with a bear following her. Ohhh, those were some adventures. I never did have a bear try to get into my bus, I kept my food, and cooked elsewhere to help prevent a problem. I had a few scares in my time there, but what was scarier than the bears, was the near absolute silence at night. You could hear a spruce cone falling off the tree in the distance. Im from Texas where the nights are filled with the sounds of bugs and birds and toads, in Dyea, there wasnt a sound.....except that I could hear my heart beat, and the gushing sound of blood going past my eardrums. It took me a while to get used to that sound...Its was LOUD!
@@ContraIV that guy was an idiot that died of his own dumb choices....he had a map on his bus that showed there was a river crossing nearby his campsite. And...somehow he never came across it.
Holy crap! I’d be worried about the puppy, despite it sounding really cute! I grew up in the mountains around Bear, cougars, hawks, all that stuff. Nothing more terrifying than waking up in the morning seeing Bear paws on the top of the glass in the living room. Thankfully it’s Bear proof glass, but it’s still. Also the neighbor was sending the grandkids from the car round to the backyard and we had to shriek at them because we were safely watching the baby bears rummage around and Mama was right there. Also, I don’t think people realize how large buffalo are. Seeing these creatures in person is wild!
@@dash-x Good story! Living surrounded by such nature is an amazing existence. My dog was a Catahoula. Not that theyre invulnerable, but she apparently had the instincts in her to keep out of harms way. Out where I lived in Alaska, there were lots of dog dangers. Mountain cliffs to fall from, bogs to get stuck in, swift moving rivers, freezing water temps, bears. That dog had the life up there. Im lucky she survived the stay. She fell off a cliff one day following her friend dogs up the boulders on a mountain side, where she fell at least 50', and hit rocks on the way down until she splashed down far too far out in the bay to get her....she swam back to shore only to run back up the cliff. She fell into a fast deep moving river trying to get ahold of a Salmon. Id have lost her if a hiker hadnt seen me trying to reach out and save her where I couldnt reach her. She was swimming as hard as she could to be kept from being pushed out to sea, and the gentleman had to hold a branch on the shore while I swam to grab her....almost froze my ass off on that one.
Funny enough it's the most aggressive of the 3. Joe just completely skipped over it 😂 Everything I've read actually says he's wrong about the black being more aggressive than the brown. What he said about the ones that have plenty of food may be true. Though in comparison to the black bear the grizzly is known to be more aggressive
Polar Bears aren't bears, they're demons that will hook their tooth onto one of your intestines and pull it out like a magician pulls out endless ribbon from within his sleeve.
@@matthewbeaver5026I agree. No expert here, but that’s what I’ve always heard. East coast bears tend to be shy and submissive when compared to grizzlies. Either way, have no desire to meet either black, brown, or polar in person.
@9:00 We go camping in BC quite often, we always see black bear.. they have sadly lost their hunting skills and eat any trash left behind by campers. Very different from brown bear. They're almost like big, dumb, slow, untrained dogs
Way back in 1980 I had an encounter with a Black Bear. Was working in Drayton Valley Alberta for Amoco Petroleum as a Roustabout and this day I was checking wells to see if they needed any maintenance. Got my 4x4 high centered on a muddy back road and of course the truck radio was not working so couldn't call for help. Tried diggin it out and finally gave up, started walking back to the main road. Really nasty mud, sticks to your boots, every few steps had to stop and scrape mud off the bottoms. Maybe 50 feet or so away from the truck I see a Black Bear Cub maybe 5 to 7 feet off to my right. I'm thinking "How cute is that" and then "where's momma bear", as I'm wondering I hear her roar. Maybe 50 feet past my truck I see Momma, I of course was between Momma and the Cub. She is holding in place but jumping up and down on her front paws, head going side to side and snarling. She then lets out a big roar then charges straight at me, coming I guess at full speed. The bear comes right up to me, stands up on her back legs and roars at me, I'm like an inch away from her, she stands about a foot taller than me. I spoke to her, I spoke as if I was talking to a baby (not sure why) in that soft high pitched tone, asked her to please not hurt me. She dropped down to all fours and moved away 10 feet or so then charged at me again. I didn't move, she moved away again a bit further and charged again. She did that a couple of more times, each further away. No idea what happened to baby bear once I saw Momma, close to Mom I hoped. Last I saw Momma Bear she was back near where I first saw her, she stood up and looked at me then left. After a couple of min I started back for the road again, I honestly near jumped outa my skin as I approached the road when a duck took flight beside me. Found a farmer and he got his tractor and pulled me out. The next day I was in a Gas Plant explosion (another story), gave notice that week and moved back home.
Quick intense events will put you off your game…I was a ski guide and patroller in northern MT…flipped my car on Monday from black ice and on Thursday I was in a truck that had two wheel hanging off the edge of the road above a river…it was -20 degrees…I quit the game after that
Tippi Hedren and her husband made 'Roar' where her whole family lived with over 150 untrained lions, tigers, leopards and cheetah's, etc. No animals were hurt during filming, but more than 70 members of the cast and crew were! Tippi was attacked and bitten in the neck by a lion and required 38 stitches. Melanie Griffith was also attacked getting 50 stitches to her face and almost loosing an eye. "This was probably one of the most dangerous films that Hollywood has ever seen", remarked the actress. "It's amazing no one was killed. I've never seen it nor want to but it's a crazy crazy story if ever there was one.
Search the Jeremy Evans story. He was mauled by a grizzly bear and said he tried at one point to play dead and it didn't do shit except make it easier to be eaten. It's an amazing but horrific story and if you see his images it's mind-blowing that he even survived.
I’m in Yosemite national park in an RV in November a few years ago. All the black bears are starving and eating anything, and being a tourist I had no idea and lit a BBQ. Woke up the next morning and a family of bears are licking burger juice off our BBQ. They are HUGE!
That bear clip he’s talking about is actually worse than people realize because it was the trainers cousin and he sprayed the bear with bear mace which got onto the cousin and his neck wound. So his last moments was experiencing his neck being torn and then hit with animal grade capsaicin
Someone PLEASE PLEASE tell him to bring on Casey Anderson!! He’s a grizzly bear and wildlife expert who hand-raised a grizzly named Brutus who he had for a best friend for years. He’s also a naturalist that lives next to Yellowstone National Park and made a bunch of documentaries on wildlife there (and Brutus) for NatGeoWild & Animal planet
Joe says Roy "died eventually", but just to be clear, he died nearly 17 years later due to complications from Covid. Siegfried died a year after him due to pancreatic cancer.
The tiger bit his neck, sliced through vertebrae and severed an artery that cut off blood supply to one side of his brain. He was left partially paralysed on the left side of his body as a result. He was incredibly lucky to survive the attack.
For sure. He is a part of the pride. They let him close to their food and lions sometimes don't even let their family members do that. Joe needs to meet the guy.
I just want to point out that tribes in jungle areas where tigers are wear masks on the back of their heads as to not let the tiger know their back is turned.
This reminds me of when I went to the Bronx zoo to inspect their fire equipment. I walked into a room that had a chain link fence and 10 feet from me behind the fence was a Siberian Tiger. When Joe talks about primal fear....I felt it that day.
Hearing that black bears are more dangerous than grizzlies and brown bears.. Makes something that happened to me back in 2014-2015 even more unsettling. Two female friends at the time decided to go hiking at the Gahuti trail on Fort Mountain in GA. it's like a 8 or 9 mile hike to complete. We brought waters and snacks for our adventure. Anyways, we were walking along and we had gotten quiet and stopped talking because we were beginning to tire out from the hike where it goes up and down in elevation really quickly in a short time. We had decided to make it to the 6 or 7 mile marker and take a break there to rest before continuing on. During us being quiet, one of my friends stops the other and tells us both to stop. We stop dead in our tracks and are wondering what she's seeing. Didn't take us long to look up and notice a black bear standing behind the smallest thinnest pine tree shrub/sapling that was beginning to grow staring us down. This black bear couldn't have been further away from us than the 15-20 yard line on a football field if you were standing at the edge of the touchdown area. Bear was barely visible behind this pine tree, but it was staring right at us and visible enough to shake us to our core. One of the girls suggested turning around and running, but me and the other friend stated that was THE WORST idea. We just stood there, didn't back away, but didn't go closer. Just held our ground. I remember seeing this branch that had fallen off a tree and seemed pretty dense that if the black bear charged us.. My only thought of defense was to grab that hefty piece of wood and try to ward off or hit the bear as hard as I could. Fight or flight was on the highest of attentions. Short time went by and we started seeing bear cubs sliding down out of the tree next to the rear right haunch of the momma black bear. 3 cubs in total hit the ground running immediately taking off in the opposite direction of us. Momma bear locked on us until they were almost clear of the tree line behind them. Once the bear and her cubs had moved on, we had such a surge of adrenaline hit us from the event that just took place.. It was surreal.
Not really true as the number of deaths to black bears is insignificant compared to grizzley/brown bears.. They are most likely to attack if you get between them and their young which doesn't happen often..
Joe is wrong. There are three types of bears in North America. Polar bears live in many different areas of Canada which just so happens to be apart of North America.
If I was Joe during the mountain lion encounter, I would have turned the binoculars around so that the mountain lion appeared to be further the fuck away from the truck 😂
Incorrect. I'm from Alaska. Brown bears would rather gorge on salmon and berries. You gotta fuck with the bear or it's cubs for it to MAUL you. For a brown bear to eat you it's gotta be hurt, starving or both wich RARELY happens. Black bears will Openly attack for food and it's a common occurrence. Go outside some time
You'd think he would know this... grizzly bears are known man-eaters (example: Timothy Treadwell who fucked around and found out). Any bear will attack to protect their cubs though.
