Dangerous Plant Grows Without Soil 

lustymaiden so do 106 other people

I wanted that look! So I turned the grow lights on behind me which darkened my face. Crazy effect I might use it some more.

Now that you mention it, it kind of reminds me of the Martian when he has to grow potatoes on Mars.

LOL

I feel like im watching a crazy scientist that doesnt seem quite insane at first glance but has that vibe that something isnt right. Then you get to know him and he tells you his secrets. At first youre scared but the promise of becoming a god was too juicy. You become his apprentice and learn his way. You slowly realize that this truly is the only way for humans to achieve ascension. The day has come, today the experiment you have been perfecting for years with Jeb is finally going to be tested. You know the consequences but you have already realized that this is the only way, you will sacrifice yourself for the human race to finally evolve into celestial beings, too pure for comprehension. Jeb, truly the last hope for humanity tries to hide his sorrow for he is going to lose his only friend he ever had. The one that believed in him. But theres no turning back. Preperations are done. You and Jeb has said your final goodbyes and this is it. Jeb starts the trillion dollar machine funded by the underground massive cocaine bussiness. You feel the air getting denser, out the windows you can see thunder starting to form. The become bigger and shakes the surroundings horribly. People are screaming in terror nearby, and you yell to Jeb "WE HAVE TO PUT IT TO MAXIUMUN OVERDRIVE" Jeb responds: "ITS TOO RISKY MY FRIEND, WE SHOULDNT RUSH." But even Jeb felt horrible as the sky throws even more thunder towards our mortal world. Jeb start pushing the lever even harder while simultaniously controlling and managing every small detail to achieve the perfect results. Jeb screams, trying to be louder than the rumble of the earths crust starting to twist and rumble. "WE'RE ALMOST THERE MY FRIEND HANG ON" You feel it creeping up on you, this sensation, its not unpleasant but it hurts. You start to feel salvation. But the pain is too much. You answer Jeb. "LETS DO IT JEB, TOGETHER WE WILL SAVE HUMANITY" in the same moment, those few minutes felt like hours. But now.. you feel it all go to slow motion. The machine is glowing red from all the power it has produced. Then you realize, that it is done. You take a quick look at yourself in the glass windows. This undescribale appearance. You became a god as Jeb has predicted. Now with judgement of a god, you create a new world. One with order and with one wish. Too see Jeb again. For even a god can't ressurect what has died. Millions of years go by without signs of Jebs souls finding another vessel. Until one day.. you realize that you and Jeb were wrong, the true god isnt you. you are a mere fraction of him. The only salvations was death all along, to reach heaven. "You know what must be done"

Thanks, Melanie

awesome!

KingGorrino I laughed until i cried

Jeb Gardener never change Jeb. Never change

#Aclockworkgreen

I vote he's more like John Krickfalusi, with the use of classical music scores and the over-all tone of his narrative.

I was on the edge of my seat the whole ride... it was a roller coaster of emotions.

and people pay to watch horror movies here you learn gardening tips and get terrorized

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I enjoyed planet earth but that poor polar bear... so sad

Jeb Gardener g

These are some dangerous plants, the camera crew would need protection.

You are awesome! ♡

siphy. you would be the biggest thing that ever flopped in history.

Thanks!

i agree it is just the right ammount of im just a bloke cringe a video needs. watched it all. dont know why. will i watch another? YES

well I'have to say you are my favourite youtuber so far! make a video on growing tomatoes in cocaine!

I was just thinking that, It's so freaking good!

They should use his videos in schools!!

Thanks sweet tea. I think I have that right here.

SweetTea perfect way to describe it

If Jeb Bush has your personality he’d be president now lol. Please clap.

Sorry you are the only one

You're telling me 0:25 isnt some sort of arachnid?

Swamp Man no your not man...I thought the same thing .

I thought so too

+Swamp Man - me also

probably every atom in your body was once a part of a plant

Soylent Green is people. *sPoiLErs*

Jeb Gardener probably every atom in a plant was once from an animal :o

Well if you think of something like that, take into consideration that there were studies that everything in the known universe is made from star dust, meaning all life and organic material. But who knows?

WRONG, we are partially hydrogen, hydrogen that never was in a star

I'm so glad someone else connected the music to the same thing!

i know right xD

She probably thinks you are crazy!

me? LOL you are hilarious.

Same but with my girlfriend all hail the hydroman, making plants from water

Just about to call my husband in to watch .. lol!

thank you

Isn't it GREAT?!! I never saw so much rain and hail on Tatooine. Wonder how close to Jabba's palace he is. Don't let him get that frog, you know how he is.....

Glad you enjoyed it. I looked forward to finishing editing it!

LOL, yeah, have a heart attack watching potatoes growing. Yikes!!! I wish I had the space to do this. No yard right now. I miss my garden. Lost it in divorce to a brown thumb who kills everything he touches.

Pikapetey Animations wasn't expecting to see you here

Oh for crying out loud where is it that I won't find you

fucking hell I saw your comments on vivziepop's videos

That yellow circle is so iconic, I always know it's you.

Get out of here nerb dummy

Hilarious

Vale Velasquez That depends on weather there is someone else present and how close they are to you so in the garden if someones close enough they can hear you. Remember that next time your in the garden farting like a trooper. If a tree falls in the woods and nobody’s there to hear it does it make a sound?.

EXCEPT THE FROOOOOG!

hope you are feeling better!

Jeb Gardener I'm feeling better thanks to this vid, thank you

And adds much needed oxygen to the water.

Yeah I hear I'm supposed to do certain things but I'd rather just see what works and what doesn't.

Yeah, thanks to Jeb here, I no longer stress out about it. I just plant it and wait to see what happens. The less you stress, the better they do. It's strange how that works.

Bonehilda What you wrote makes no sense, at the start you say you’ve starting growing again and at the end you say you don’t bother anymore, so are you growing or not?, I’m confused. So if your not growing then your buying!?!?, do you like food sprayed with toxic cancer causing chemicals?

Bonehilda I started growing vegetables again after feeling insecure about following instructions, wtf?, that makes no sense, does anyone understand that statement ?, I’ve read it like 5 times and it still makes no sense

IT means she felt discouraged about gardening because she kept missing the opportune time that different vegetables and such are to be planted. IT's not that hard.

awesome!

you should go out more often

Jeb Gardener is a savage

I know I couldn't resist. I timed it with the darkness too. What is wrong with me?

Thanks, I'm getting more German viewers all the time. Maybe it was the Wagner?

Jeb Gardener I don't know..... Could me... Im German too btw

Jeb Gardener Wagner is my absolute favorite! Poor guy gets such a bad wrap though.

glad you like it

Thank you!

My recent videos were getting a little too pleasant. Needed something to get the edginess back.

+Jeb Gardener Are your home videos the same? Like for birthdays and stuff? Oh my gosh, like story time with Christopher Walken

+Jeb Gardener Are your home videos the same? Like for birthdays and stuff? Oh my gosh, like story time with Christopher Walken

Crissy Simic 😒

Thanks!

Thanks, I had some fun with this one.

thanks!

I have seen the light...

what have i done :^(

It's your time to shine

haha yes

ayush paul I don't think so

That's awesome!

Glad you enjoyed it!

awesome!

Thank you

thank you

that's great!

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Thank you. Stravinsky did the hard work.

That's great. Thank you.

He had a misunderstanding with a bigger dog a while back. Doing much better now.

Jeb Gardener what do you mean?

Jeb Gardener Oh, never mind, I see.

I suspect you wrote this before watching the video, but congrats on being first!

Thanks!

HarryisI - N I G H T S H A D E

Please bring more potatoes.

With different music it could have been a walk in the park.

Please, do a video with this song: "Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima" by Krzystof Penderecki

That one might be a challenge to use. We'll see.

Andrew Aah nah, there's too many of them

Andrew Aah dude don't disrespect the roots like that

I spilt my tea everywhere during an intense part of this and I froze up for a while. Intense

These roots are far more productive than that "guy".

Thanks Emerson

hello

i dont know how that works

Jeb Gardener I was trying to find a different way to compliment you on your video. It was good :)

hope you enjoy the tour!

It's magical journey, thank you

Yeah it takes so long though!

Thanks!

I know, huh. Gotta keep the quality up first and foremost though.

Jeb Gardener ur right! love the vids man 😄