#dailydoseofmemes Noone: Nobody: Morons when everything doesn't magically changes on 1st January 2021: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"
No no no no bro. It did magically change in a matter of 17 days I've had to attend 4 funerals for very close relatives. And 6 people got covid also close people
18:37. Exactly give them the damn food! I've once didn't know that my class had a project and was too afraid to ask, but then someone mentioned the project and I was like... Damn.
0:40 that meme was ok until the baby from ice age appeared. Then the meme was perfect. I actually choked on my food because I couldn't stop laughing. I don't know why I found it so funny
#dailydoseofmemes When your 9 and friend is pulling you while she's running and your to lazy to run and you fall. But then her mother calls your mom like a 911 call: You: 😐👀
Interviewer: Do you have any special talents? Me: Jugemu jugemu goko no surikire kaijire suigyo no suigyomatsu uraimatsu furaimatsu kuunere tokoro ni sumu tokoro yaburaikoji no buraykoji paipo paipo paipo shuringan shuringan no guurindai guurindai no ponpokopi no ponpokona no chokyumei no chosuke
I’m like the one of 25 people in America that wears a mask and washes there hand and. There. Is. Not. That. Much. Guns. In. AMERICAAAAA *ah yes that feels better
When there was one that said “when you explain a meme to your grandparents” once I actually did that, my grandad makes a lot of money off shares (stocks) so of course I had to show him the stonks meme, he didn’t understand it :(
(1:01:35) For clarification, it really does matter if you can get gasoline a few cents cheaper because the price is based on *per gallon* (US standard system). The average vehicle gasoline tank capacity is about 15 gallons, and if you have 2 vehicles, you have to fill 2 tanks total (and fairly often too). The average (regular) gas price for where I live is (approximately) $2.91 per gallon. If you get diesel, you would be paying (approximately) $3.14 per gal. So if you get regular gasoline on an average price, you will be paying $43.65 for 1 tank, and $87.30 for 2 tanks. If you saved *just one cent* on your (regular) gasoline, you could get 15 gallons for $43.50 and 30 gallons for $87.00. That being said, if you get 1 tank of diesel, you would pay $47.10. If you get 1 tank for 1¢ cheaper, you would pay $46.95. If you get 2 tanks, you would pay $94.20. If you get 2 tanks for 1¢ cheaper, you would pay $93.90. Difference: Regular, 15 gallons/1 tank: $43.65 (avg) --> $43.50 (cheaper) Regular, 30 gallons/2 tanks: $87.30 (avg) --> $87.00 (cheaper) Diesel, 15 gallons/1 tank: $47.10 (avg) --> $46.95 (cheaper) Diesel, 30 gallons/2 tanks: $94.20 (avg) --> $93.90 (cheaper)
40:10 for the record we could also just use our eyes if we give them a few minutes to adjust. We nust choose to pull out our flashlights impatiently instead.
7:30 Quest make "America weed again" has successfully been finished Status update: "Rank Omega Chad" has been reached Status update: (secret) Rank "Snoop dog close friend circle" has been unlocked +69,420 EXP gained + (item) weed cigarette gained +(secret) McDonalds snoop dog menu has been unlocked
someone who doesnt know what obama prism is: what is obama prism? people who have completed the cols secret ending: i am four parallel universes ahead of you
