Danny Bhoy - How To Run Away From Crocodiles

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#DannyBhoy on the one thing he envies about male kangaroos and how his trip to the safari was ruined by 2 crocodiles.
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@jackoburkie6709 4 года назад

“ Hans let’s camp by the water “ such a touristy thing to do 😂

@sharonarmstrong4578 4 года назад

From an Aussie, thank you Danny Bhoy for making me cry from laughter. I think you do an Aussie accent better than most.

@seferinorino6951 Год назад

His Aussie accent is better than that of many aussies

@habibasaleh8226 4 года назад

He is cute and funny.. But its the way he laughs at his own jokes that's the kicker.. Got me in stitches

@_nitinsehrawat 4 года назад

He has such a lovely laugh! Makes the whole routine seem so effortless :)

@MrNickaus 8 лет назад

Definitely. Just to point out. He laugh at his own joke. That just make the audience more happy too. Brilliant

@FeyTheBin 8 лет назад

He caused a chain reaction of laughter. That's how good he is.

@amzilla 5 лет назад

@Cosmonauteable Why do you do this. Get annoyed immediately. After watching something hilarious. It's saddening.

@shiestysean 4 года назад

MrNickaus bloody brilliant mate

@TheCanadianEuro 4 года назад

I've had the pleasure of seeing him perform twice live and he is hysterical! So funny, and you can tell it's natural and not super put on. Love him!

@stablefairy9437 11 месяцев назад

the two German tourists in Australia were just brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣

@jubelivion182 4 года назад

🎶 valtzing Matilda🎶 😂

@THEdjpluto 3 года назад

Tell me somesing Hans... Do you sink ve are gay?? 🤣🤣🤣

@hamzah5643 4 года назад

His style is suited for laughing at his jokes...cos he's like a mate telling u funny stories. Whereas other styles are comedy characters...like an act..which require to stay in a specific mindset.

@jengleheimerschmitt7941 2 года назад

Good point. He is much more like a mate at the pub telling jokes than a man on stage. Danny is one of my favorite comedians.

@borgholable 8 лет назад

an underrated comedian indeed

@caralama08 3 года назад

I just adore 🥰 Danny’s cheeky grin and that he can’t help but keep giggling 🤭

@nightcoresubliminals2038 4 года назад

Fritz: *asks boyfriend Hans if he thinks the two of them are gay*

@vipr1142 4 года назад

no what, did he!? :O

@panda4247 4 года назад

As Bo Burnham said - guys, don't you hate it, when you're sucking a dude and he turns out to be gay

@m168891 8 лет назад

one of the best comedian to appear on this show.

@louisthompson8661 8 лет назад

he is an amazing comedian!!! hats off to him

@Bladewalker1 4 года назад

I'm guessing the same saying about Bears can be used for Crocodiles..... "You don't have to our run the Bear (or Crocodile), you just have out run the person beside you" LOL

@daphneraven9439 4 года назад

Amen. Of course, that may depend on how many bears/crocs (or whatever predators) you encounter... a person may have to hope for that number of companions to outrun.

@Danielle-uf8ym 4 года назад

Legitimately, I grew up in Northern Queensland in Australia and I wouldn't walk to close to the water on my way home from school especially after heavy rain, as their were often crocs spotted there. You wouldn't let your dog swim in the creek for the same reason.

@philipralph 4 года назад

Lmao I was belly laughing all through the Hans and Fritz skit.

@wonderland.6 Год назад

it’s the random jokes in between the actually jokes that get him.😂 that’s why he keeps laughing😂 i don’t think he expects them

@Mike-LitorisSoBig 3 года назад

I'm German he is spot on, and the Bavarian version of broke back mountain was hilarious

@jengleheimerschmitt7941 2 года назад

Woltzing Matilda.

@lisalorenzo7451 3 года назад

This guy is completely hysterical.

@Kiwi-kp1zi 7 лет назад

dont tell me to do something we're both shit at

@lilianabartosi7356 3 года назад

O, my God, he is so funny! He is my FAVORITE comedian, he is wittie and his jokes are so inspired and.... It is fun to watch him! ❤️❤️❤️👋👋👋

@amymarshall-comperatore381 5 лет назад

2:30 in the morning and I am laughing so hard I am waking the 🏠🤣🤣😂🤣😂

@arnabsharma4134 3 года назад

His aussie accent is on point

@salimosman8188 4 года назад

Always cracks me up 😂😂😂😂

@kaleemsummally5976 11 дней назад

He went off a tangent there with Hans and Fritz ahahahahaha

@tarahalfbubbleoff 4 года назад

Outrageously funny! One of the best comedians out there! Nothing but love ❤

@anshikaaloo9712 2 года назад

He's adorable!

@anitaoxenham181 5 лет назад

He is so funny. My kind of sense of humour.

@ophyjgjhnfn 9 месяцев назад

I freaking DIED when the audience member couldn’t stop. My face was so red

@eskimoki9630 8 месяцев назад

Loved Fritz and Hans :)

@Velin4eto 4 года назад

❤️ One of the most underrated comedians .. so much so it makes me angry 😠

@panda4247 4 года назад

Germans running from a crocodile in a Sieg Sag pattern...

@xXBeansieXx 4 года назад

1 tip for getting rid of an angry(polar) bear from a Canadian: boop the nose. Bears, specifically polar bears, don’t like having their nose hit. Just hit it with your fist and you’ll be fine.

@carolmurray187 3 года назад

Really good stuff from Danny Bhoy. A fellow Scot!

@mikesolutions3246 4 года назад

My chest hurt from all that laughing :D

@sterben847 5 лет назад

Love his comedy so much

@giggle_snort 3 года назад

Ahh, Danny Bhoy. How I've missed you. 🤣

@Dermatillomaniac 4 года назад

Always a laugh from Danny!

@heatherhudson9891 3 года назад

Love this chap

@maryraisch6648 2 года назад

He's incredible!

@wingit2001 4 года назад

Love you Danny! You make me ☺!

@SportZone7780 4 года назад

Oh Hans and Fritz haha

@noneofyourbusiness302 4 года назад

Danny, you are the best❣❣❣

@jocelyndejung9710 4 года назад

I can't believe his name is Danny Bhoy.

@udaya11 3 года назад

What a legend

@Juventinos 8 лет назад

wow he killed.

@joanclancy4450 6 лет назад

My favorite comedian !

@GawrGurasBathTubPizza 4 года назад

Better then any american comedian!!

@sistersistera 4 года назад

Very funny man!

@carolmurray1927 4 года назад

Brilliant.

@annablomma79 2 года назад

My favourite comedian 😎

@ryanchothia8830 7 месяцев назад

You are hilarious boyo .

@louisewilliams8904 4 года назад

He is one funny man

@einahsirro1488 Год назад

Wow, he's adorable.

@gemmadidit4118 4 года назад

...like falling I love with your sweet...goofy...oddly appealing best friend...love the shirt...

@mizzwitty1042 Год назад

He is so funny, dirty, nice 😂❤

@lisaboolee 3 года назад

My sides hurt

@richardkuda321 4 года назад

So funny.

@sugarnads 4 года назад

The zigzag runis actually science to do with the length of the croc. It cant turn well. We can.

@AlexSDU 4 года назад

Only work if it was a long zigzag. Would be useless thou if it was short one, coz the croc would run straight in the middle.

@clairebear1318 4 года назад

OMG! LMAO!!!!

@harryviking6347 4 года назад

LMAO!!

@davidian7787 4 года назад

I used to work with a guy from Mozambique. The only thing I can remember in Sena, a dialect of Bantu is how to say, "watch out for the crocodile" but I'm not writing it here because I can't spell it. Hopefully I'll never have to use it.

@MM-gd8sg 4 года назад

What is Bantu?

@cartoonraccoon2078 4 года назад

Thanks for cutting to shots of the audience laughing so I know how I'm supposed to be feeling.

@Rodrik18 4 года назад

Who hurt you?

@stevereber3358 6 месяцев назад

I just realized T-Rex evolved into kangaroos, prove to me that T-rex didNOT have a pouch.

@annablomma79 2 года назад

😂

@short.kingluci 4 года назад

I swear this is the only guy who can be racist and get away with it but it's hilarious

@jaquessheet3267 Год назад

so, german is a race now?

@alabamaramma 4 года назад

Even if no one else does, he thinks he is funny.

@Silberpfeil1971 2 года назад

I am german and I didn´t get it. ... Hans ... ;)

@user-ik6oj3bj1m 3 года назад

3:30 is it true? or just a joke? i couldn't find anything from you tube maybe a burst out running for 5 meters but that's it also, it says that a croc can run up to 17 km/h when a horse up to 88 km/h i'm curious now i'm an inquisitive man did danny just made it up? or is it really true? 🤔

@jillthyne50 2 года назад

They move very fast, they are killing machines

@user-ik6oj3bj1m 2 года назад

@@jillthyne50 err... ok, thanks i'd really appreciate it if you could put some kind of you tube link, though you know? as a proof all i've seen so far is a croc running really fast ... like 5 meters and a horse running in slow motion, like in some car commercials 🐴

@user-ik6oj3bj1m 2 года назад

@@jillthyne50 after watching danny's show, i warned people that we should look out for crocodiles cause they can run faster than a horse and all i got was people saying i was a liar and being ridiculous. i was hurt and also i'm curious is it true? or maybe he just made it up? i need a proof 😷

@anthonywhelan4660 4 года назад

🤣😂🤣🇧🇪☘️😆😅

@Regrettable-Username 4 года назад

Why are they Dracula???

@kurtsudheim825 2 года назад

As an African, but that that's the accreditation, I can tell you you're supposed to run in a zigzag pattern from animals that have pooreyesight like elephants & rhinos, then eventual completely darting/ diving or the way at the last possible moment! Crocs, idk, other than chuck something else in its mouth

@natashagoode501 4 года назад

Aussie accent wasn't that bad either for someone with a thick Scottish brogue. And fucking tourists always feed the crocs up north. Death by stupidity. Hey Hans let's take a dip in this beautiful secluded billabong. Rofl.

@AlexSDU 4 года назад

For those who don't know what is a billabong, it's the Australian version of U-shape lake that were formerly a part of the river, until it got cut off.

@ishanhamid691 8 лет назад

The video only has 1 dislike

@FreakishSmilePA 7 лет назад

Ishan Hamid 3 over 11 months of this comment!

@AlexSDU 4 года назад

@@FreakishSmilePA 2 years later - 85.

@rolandet 4 года назад

seriously............beeping away 'shite'?? sad...................

@mrporsche4236 4 года назад

About half his jokes are taken from billy connolly word for word

@brux7650 4 года назад

The set was decent it just droned on he stops about 3-4 times trying to tell a joke because he goes off on a tangent or laughs at his own shit for some reason. Maybe people like this style but honestly i just wanted to hear the end of the jokes