Danny Tells Jewish Stories - Game Grumps Compilations 

Christians: if you touch a weed you're burning in hell

@@rosestrohm7986 if you touch the lettuce of the devil once you shall be sent to the hot world for the rest of time

@@rosestrohm7986 Popes throughout history: Don't touch anyone else who's not christian, thou shalt be damned!

@@bluesox2762 “Lettuce of the devil” lmao

meanwhile in christianity: that boy likes other boys and not girls? OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!

Danny could have surely taught Hitler a thing or two I guarantee 😉

I literally know no one that's Jewish...... Calgary kinda lacks in that department...... also surrounding areas...... Alberta mostly.....

I have jewish decendency and i still have no idea about anything jewish related besides what Dan has said xD

Lmao

Yeah maybe don't.. take it all at face value 100% of the time.

A little kugel maybe? xD

he sounded so content when he said that

Gets me every time 😂😂😂

I read this at while they said it 😂

I can attest to that fact

It would've cost you $0 to NOT say it... yet here we are.

PERFECT

Yes

Nice

I am both disappointed and proud at the same time

YES I SECOND THIS OMG

He doesn’t know any Hebrew

@@zachsorenson1382 Avi is from Israel, his first language is Hebrew. When he speaks English he thinks everything in Hebrew and then translates it in his head to English and then he can say it. That's why he does his "ehhh" thing, it's because he's translating things in his head

That One Mexican I know but Dan has said many times he’s forgotten all the Hebrew he knew.

@@zachsorenson1382 op said that he wants Dan's Dad to teach them Hebrew for the 10 mph

BRIAN'S A NINJA DANNY'S A HOT JEW

EVERYONE DOES

WHICH TO SEX WITH? NO NEED TO ANSWER I KNOW IT'S DANNY SEXBANG HE'S THE HAMSOMER OF THE TWO AND NINJA BRIAN'S FAT

WELL, I KNOW I DO! HAHAHA... Gondor T. Lame of Leigh Daniel Avidan LLLLLLLLC marketing, here. (does not actually represent Leigh Daniel Avidan or any of his assets)

One other thing...

עכשיו כשאני חושבת על זה , " נומי נומי ילדי" לא נשמע הגיוני. אם שרים את זה לבן זה יהייה משהו כמו " נום נום ילדי".

@@amithariial9601 כן אבל לכי תסבירי שייכות מעברית לאנגלית בתגובה ביוטיוב

כן זה קשה

So Avi was secretely calling Dan a little bitch?

@@GroteB lol no it's just that the song in hebrew is aimed to a girl, and like everything in hebrew has a gender, so changing it to a boy pronounce would just sound wierd. So guess he decided to stick with the orignal which is ok! The sentiment of the song stands and thats what matters.

Don’t forget mario

Don't forget Pokemon too.😊👍

How could I forget 👌😂

All those Rupees.

With that one swastika map in retro Zelda, how couldn't it?

The best thing was when they played Jackbox Party Pack's minigame Trivia Murder Party, one of the questions was about who's one of the apostles from the Bible, so Arin was on "I don't know, isn't it Judas? I mean he was the traitor but wasn't he an apostle?" So Dan replied "Why are you asking me? I'm Jewish!"

@@Chillwave6 love that part! Can relate

Time stamp?

2:46 I had to hear that.

He definitely needs to do a lullaby album. As a parent I would 100% buy them

You mean numi numi? - in Hebrew its נומי נומי

@Haley Halcyon - Gaming Channel I thought He was the god of wine and theater. That's strange.

@Haley Halcyon - Gaming Channel I don't know about God being from a polytheistic religion, I mean probably, but he was definitely a war God from the beginning. One of the (we think) oldest passages in the Torah is in Exodus, where the Israelites sing as they crossed the red sea about God's fiery rage drowning and crushing all of their enemies. They fought a LOT of wars, as people did in those times, so of course God was leading them to and through battle

BLxk Slug I feel this lmao

Hahaha yes and it’s like “is anybody else seeing this?!” but you don’t wanna point it out unless it is just that you are stoned

I've never smoked the weedle but I totally agree he's a v good storyteller

But at the same time if something is awesome because you're high it doesn't make it any less awesome, once I was stoned on the fourth of July I watched fireworks on my roof. Most beautiful sunset of my life and I'll never forget it

@@theoledicktwist6247 That was... that was beautiful man. Maybe it's because I'm stone but... Doesn't make it less beautiful.

Just as Jesus would've wanted.

Literally every New York metro Jew does this lol. We have a secret alliance with the Chinese

@@sean668 literally every jew outside of New York does this as well. The secret alliance runs deep.

Bro my family does the same thing lol (we're jewish too)

It's totally a Jewish tradition.

That part really got me xD

That's my favorite one 😂

I'm Jewish. This was my favorite one.

Same

it's actually a really crazy story considering Dan's granddad nearly died in the Holocaust

@Lewis Heald it's great that me spitting out random information for no reason has reminded you of something beautiful.

That's beautiful

So, translated, dans name is: Meadow danial, son of Avi

@@TheCorrodedMan To add to that, Leigh "Delicate; Weary; Meadow or Pasture" Daniel "God is my Judge" Avidan "God is Just; Father"

Bruh, that's hella cute

Ah it's so cute

That's so sweet!

I love the "Yup. It worked." look on Dan's face shortly afterward 😆

Or played any of the Doom games. Despite having that book about making Doom levels which he total wrote overnight.

Nor worked for Randy Pitchford.

Nor woke up at 4 AM with flaming shits from Taco Bell

Nor seen the Super Mario Super Show

Well, isn't it rather bad to just be good because of fear of not going to heaven instead of doing good for the sake of being good?

@@thekuuderedude1737 I mean in Christianity you typically don't even have to be good, you just have to accept jesus as your lord and savor. However yes it is bad that the only/biggest reason you are being good is because you don't want to be punished, whether that being the ultimate punishment of burning in hell for all of eternity, or going to jail.

@@thekuuderedude1737 well if people dont believe in hell then the only option would be heaven no? Then what's the point in what we do? If no matter what, we go to heaven. Why do good?

@@The_Dragon_Tiamat as a christian, the reason we do good isnt out of fear because if we can get to heaven or avoid going to hell by our actions, then jesus's death on the cross was in vain. We do good out of obedience of God just like basically everyone does good out of obedience to their parents or their moral values

​@@AnInterestingStory First off I never said all christians do this yet it seems you are assuming that I'm making that claim. Second if there is only a heaven that does not mean that everyone goes to it, what if you get reborn or you stop existing at all yet there is still a heaven. What you did there is called a black and white fallacy, where you present that these are the only two options when they clearly are not, and while yes what you said isn't exactly a black and white fallacy it is a variation on it. Not only that but as a former christian I know that there are many different subsects of christianity and if your in one that believes you go to heaven if your good then more power to you, but trust me when I say there are a lot of christian subsects where all you have to do to go to heaven is believe in jesus. I am at no point saying that every christian subsect thinks this nor am I saying that christians are bad people if there only being good so they don't get punished. I am saying that if a person is only being good so they do not get punished, whether that being a kid getting grounded or a person burning in hell for all of eternity, is a bad moral framework. If you want to contribute something to this conversation then please think things threw before you send something. Almost anytime I am about to send something I go over and fix any spelling mistakes I may make, or fix my improper grammar. I also try my best to not say something before doing a simple google search, unless I know what I'm talking about, just to make sure I'm not making an ass out of myself.

Oof

Kindergarten:this is the alphabet, the colours, weather and now you can play with blocks for the rest of the day. I feel like kinder could def squeeze in some self love songs

I imagine it must've been really bad hair times for the Jewish refugees during WWII when they escaped to the Philippines. But strangely enough, some Filipinos are in the same boat as the Jewish, some of us go our whole lives never knowing what a good hair day is.

The name of that song in Hebrew is נומי נומי

Fun fact: Numi numi is actually a lullaby for girls

@@unsettling_bread5169 I mean most lullabies are aimed towards girls which is stupid

Ayyy I get the reference

Throwback to the bruno mars is gay? I love it.

Milly Lessin! I recently read about Christian Christmas Season

It's very impressive and melodic

*Rabbi lmao

That’s adorable

Kala Co I bet you he won’t. You know he’s already like 40, right?

@@trueneutral1694 Tbh, there’s tons of musicals with roles for men over 40.

Brooooo same 😭😭😭

😭😭😭yea

I read an article that says ashkenazis come from a gene pool of only 200 ppl

Taylor Cypcar totally, I have like crazy thirsty Jew hair too but too much oil makes it awful. I started using shampoo & conditioner for chemically treated hair, even though I don’t dye my hair, because it’s meant for super thirsty hair. It works really great. But if I’m going to style my hair it’s usually with POC styling products. 👍

Oh yeah for sure. There are some super hair products.

Shea moisture ftw

I started using organic shampoo and conditioner (and other products that don't have certain ingredients thanks to arin's hair care advice he gave while they were touring) and my hair is better then ever.

or salon grade maybe? 🤔

In Hebrew its called נומי נומי

I had to look up the article. It's so hilarious

Time stamp?

@@quinnciqwothers1975 19:31 is the start of the whole clip... im late but suffer...

@@XanBcoo my initial reply didnt @ you so heres my @... 19:31

Is it weird that I forgot "doze" was a word in English and read it as a Japanese word at first? 😆

Its not like I have money anyways... Tss ts ts Tss ts ts Tss ts ts 🥁

Bewe Issor 😂🤣 that is a joke right

@@parkersandahl3949 It's the bummer drummer, duderino

“It’s kinda sad since he wife left me!” *hihat noises* - bummer drummer

I think everyone can relate when Bruno Mars said dancing juice and people thought he was saying dancing Jews for whatever reason.

Hey Jew Don’t make it bad Take a sad song and make it better

I had a friend at work call me by my last name, and the manager thought he said "slave" and considering I'm half black, it was kinda awkward.

Is she actually a jew?

* Goddess of Arcana * does Bruno Mars is gay though?

Shalom!? Why?! Where are you going?! Come back!

@@imveryangryitsnotbutter Peace.

No u

הי.

היי או שלום - מה שבא לך

... hey grandma he is pushing sharks Grandma: que? Oh right you speak spanish...

_It's a Meeexican-Jewwiiish cultural festivalll_

If your grandmother catches wind of my shark pushing, that'll be divorce number three for sure!

EEEEYYYYYY!!!!! 1 like time to celebrate xD

Alien Madness That’s really sweet aww!!

How many people believed you? Lmao

@@Morning_Starr Nobody had a reason to not believe me

Alien Madness lol fair enough, I was just thinking if there were any game grumps fans who caught on and recognized the stories 😂

@@Morning_Starr I'm almost positive there were Grumps fans there but those stories legit got me to hanging around the popular people (who didn't watch it lucky for me)

Well you wrote to one now

*Brian’s a ninja, Danny a hot Jew*

Bewilde I was thinking that too and they talked about bagels at length later on so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Arin forgets so many things

@@The_Worst_Warlock in the street fighter video, Dan referenced a joke arin made during the toilet princess walkthough, and Arin doesn't remember at all