*lovingly takes your hand in mine, then gets down on one knee. i stare into your beautiful eyes intently for a few moments, before reaching into my pocket and rummaging around, looking for something. when i remove my hand from my pocket, you see i am holding a black box.* "my love, my heart, my soul.. ever since i laid eyes onto your youtube account, i haven't stopped thinking of you. you made it into my mind, and not once have you left, even just for a second. i love your content. your taste in music is simply immaculate, and i spend my time looking through your content and listening to the sped up versions of songs i like. i know, we have never interacted before, and this is most definitely your first time seeing me, but.. i love you." *i move the box in front of me, opening it, and revealing a beautiful shiny diamond ring.* "will you marry me..?"
