Ok so this is happening for a long ass time and only now i know why. I aint deleting your comments RU-vid himself is doing it. It also happens to me when i comment in other channels so if your comment disappears after 1,10 seconds its RU-vid's fault
Have time for Christ? Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. ❤❤😊
"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Diabetus The Wide? He ate so much that he could protect those around him from morbid obesity but not himself."
And as he ate the dark moon KFC combo meal he dreamt of a small, pale chicken, fuming with twelve different herbs and spices, dipped in liquid egg embryo and breaded, yay, for it was fortold so by the great General named Sanders
There definitely some hardcore parasites. Keeping the host on the borderline of “alive” to have more time feeding on them. Personal favorites are the tarantula hawk and the mind controlling fungus that have affect ants.
Fun fact: kangaroos usually exchange punches before they kick each other and their arms are much weaker than their legs so if a human punches them decently hard they’re gonna assume that the human has legs that would instantly destroy that kangaroo
I hate Darth Diabetus. What a dumb fight. He's too fat and armoured you can't do any damage to him, so you have to spend the whole fight slowly luring him to one place so he falls off. Just a more annoying version of the knight from Sekiro.
@@averagemohgjoyer456 Nothing but a gimmick. You don't need to use ability, skills, miracles or piromancies or whatever to defeat him: just wait until his medical condition strikes and he's not able to fight anymore.
@@chocolatemilk7390 thats a parasite that controls the mind and body of a cricket, it stays in the water ya know and crickets gp into water and they it that, and eventually crickets will go into your dogs meal and that, but fear the parasite is in friendly terms with us humans
I disagree with tier zoo on that if humans are so superior then how come napoleon one of the most dominant human players couldn't defeat a bunch of rabbit mains?
@@thechickenfriedredneck910 Turkey's might have low HP but they have a high armor rating. Those feathers are tough enough to block low caliber firearms, hence why you aim for their head when using them for seasonal EXP farming.
I played Meme Souls and this is my opinions about bosses: Kid Slayer fight is simple but difficult, you must have good reflexes. One Slap Man fight is very unique, if you get one hit and you'll die. Trick is using stamina potion(added in this game) and dodging a lot. He is slow and has low HP. The Accursed Cow fight was scary because environment and it's nonsense moves. But once you defeat your fear, it's pretty simple. Darth Diabetus fight was very difficult because it's too long. He got nearly infinite HP and takes less damage than normal. Trick is using environment to make him fall because he is very clumsy. 9.9/10 fight. Fuck Horizontal Woman fight I don't wanna talk about it. At first encounter you think Praying Mantis is a mini-boss because first phase is easy. But Tentacle Monster phase is so hard. Hint: Hit the tentacles. Ancient Trickster is a mini-boss that is awesome. First time you see, you swear. But it's pretty funny. Dog Snatcher mini-boss has bad pattern. It can only fist, kick, move and jump. Disappointing. Skate Destroyer is very regular. Don't need to talk about it. WEEB SLAYER MUST BE LAST BOSS IT'S FUCKIN' HARD. I BEAT HIM IN 20 DAYS. Jenga Tower is a secret boss and it is very easy. Just use a ranged weapon and you can beat it. Squirel is another secret boss and it is a jumpscare. Attention: Very fast. Defender of The Woman Rights is difficult because it's pattern is so complex. Hint: You can know the next move from sound. Pickle Pie is a boss that I think it's a joke. Because you don't even have to kill it. Just run until next bonfire. Turkey mini-boss is simple. It has high damage and always block if you attack first. Don't attack first, just dodge and attack. Chewbacca is an irregular boss. You must gather childheart rose and drop it in front of it's hole. When it's hand is out for take hit it. He is stupid so you can defeat him in this way. Just make Assassin of The Coffee Drinkers follow you and run to Coffee Drinkers lair. Once they have seen each other, they'll start fighting. Coffee Drinker will win. At this point, you kill him with Greatsword of Icetea because he is weak against it. Couldn't understand The Great Cock. I beat him in first try. Don't use shield against Windshield Destroyer. It's pretty easy. Monkey has got a trick. Drop your weapons to ground. He'll take all of them and at last one, he'll get to heavy and fall. Kill him at this point. THIS INSANE BOSS HAS 7 PHASES AND ONCE YOU DIE YOU'LL START FROM BEGINING. I'VE CHANGED MY MIND, THIS SHIT IS HARDER THAN FUCKIN' WEEB SLAYER!
@@theparrishshow9803 It's the last on with the caps. If you ask the trick for beat it, it has 7 phases and every phase has 7 different moves, at a total of 49 different moves. There is no trick, you must learn them.
I can actually see Darth Diabetus, The Wide being a real Sith Lord; Never able to remove enough weight to be considered healthy, Darth Diabetus The Wide channeled his hate and frustration at himself and those who mocked him into his abilities in the The Force. As such, he learned to harness his obesity as a weapon, flinging himself across whole battlefields, like a living wreaking ball. This did not stop the effort from being great, and so he thusly became one of the greatest telekinetics in the galaxy, soon able to “bat” whole battalions aside as if they themselves weighed nothing. He even grew strong enough to continually increase his enemies mass until they where crushed by their own weight.
The parasite is known as "Horsehair worms" which target mantis specifically they are usually found in lakes once ingested the worm slowly takes over the mind of the mantis putting it in a zombie like state and usually lives inside the mantis for a month until it is a fully grown worm it will signal the mantis to mindlessly walk in directions hoping to reach waters and breaks out as shown in the video.
Watching that fight with one slap man was painful.. He is such a forgiving boss. His attack is meant to teach the player proper parry timing but none of those noobs could figure it out..
@@That_One_Fool The Mantis clip is not that mysterious these horrifing creatures are called parasites and live in grasshopper, locust and mantis. They have full control over the body after they infected these insects.
All OSTs used in this video: The Kid Slayer, Master of Slaps - Slave Knight Gael (DS3) One Slap Man - Firelink Shrine (DS3), Sister Friede (DS3) The Accursed "Cow" - Terror (BB) Darth Diabetus, The Wide - Sir Alonne (DS2) The Horizontal Woman - Firelink Shrine (DS3), Asylum Demon (DS1) Praying Mantis/The Tentacle Monster - High Lord Wolnir (DS3) The Ancient Trickster - Spear of the Church (DS3) Kangaroo, The Dog Snatcher - Darkeater Midir (DS3) Destroyer of Skateboarders - Nameless King (DS3) Father, The Weeb Slayer - Pontiff Sulyvahn (DS3) Russian Jenga Tower - Dragonslayer Armour (DS3) Squirrel of The Eternal Hunger - Aldrich, Devourer of Gods (DS3) The Defender of Woman Rights - Title Theme (DS3) Pickle Pee, Guardian of Sidewalks - Bell Gargoyles (DS1) Turkey of The Eternal Nightmare - Father Gascoigne (BB) Chewbacca, The Eater of Kids - Cleric Beast (BB) Assassin of Coffee Drinkers/Coffee Drinker - Firelink Shrine (DS3), Gravelord Nito (DS1) The Great Cock - Gaping Dragon (DS1) Kangaroo, The Windshield Destroyer - Darkeater Midir (DS3) Monkey, The Gunslinger - Slave Knight Gael (DS3) The Plan Watcher of The Eternal Insomnia - Asylum Demon (DS1)
THANK YOU I've played Dark Souls for so long, I've forgotten what theme is what-- I was looking for Sir Alonne's, because if Dark Souls 2 did one thing right, it had some BOMBASS DLC THEMES
Shit man thanks you really thanks you you saved me, i was looking the name of the one slap man song especially that epic drop at the beggining song but i was about to lost hope youre my hyero keep in mind that this effort and dedication that you putted in this comment served his purpose anf wasnt for nothing youve h3lped a loy of people
@@arionerron4273 Indeed. The name now eludes me, but it's a parasite that preys on insects and makes them jump in the water and drown, then the parasite comes out of the corpse.
Seriously the Concept of Darth Diabetes is sooo good. The boss itself is possible to get beaten after two hits but the real difficultiy is that he can parry any of your hits
I hate russian jenga tower fight. The boss is just too passive, don't deal any damage and you can easily beat him. The problem is that you victory makes the arena fall on you and kill you right after victory without giving you a bonfire!
We have an annual turkey problem and lots of people think it’s fun to feed them sometimes. Well when we don’t feed them they get aggressive and start pecking us. One of my friends threw a rock at one that bit his finger and tore a piece of skin off and based on the structure of avian bone he made it run away with a slight limp as we don’t aim to kill unlike some kids so we’d aim at the feet to stun or frighten them with these large pebbles or inch long rocks if it got worse. Once one latched onto my coat and wouldn’t let go, so I took the coat off, grabbed the little shit by the belly, and while it was still wriggling threw it over a nearby fence. These weren’t small birds but nasty 15-30 pound demons that would only be spotted in the morning or evening about the time we’d walk home or to school. The persistent ones always were the worst, as most would waddle away after even moving at them. They usually come twice a year, once in the spring and once in the fall. The spring is worse since they have babies and are ferociously guarding them. Edit: to be clear I wrapped my hand around its belly and threw it one handedly over the fence. We haven’t see them in a while so I think they moved to greener pastures.
*The Kid Slayer* has high attack and very quick moves: I suggest waiting until late game to fight him or stock up on Estus before fighting him: Access to his arena early is hard to miss makes this battle *One Slap Man* is almost impossible: Best hope is he misses a slap, which is rare *The Accursed Cow* is more of a Tutorial then an actual fight: If you can roll away this boss is super easy. But we can all remember our first time fighting him and getting charged at and getting absolutely obliterated *Darth Diabetus, The Wide* is infamous due to his high health due to his fat cells and high damage: His moves are slightly telegraphed, but are still hard to dodge: I suggest fighting him as your final boss as he is immune to most damage outside of tripping, and because of his weigh if he trips you can get some damage. *The Tentacle Monster* can catch you and OHKO in a single attack: Avoid his telegraphed grab attack and your fine, also aim for the head *Father, The Weeb Slayer* can disable tour weapon, making it a Gun vs Fist fight: Just stay behind him and it's easier *Russian Jenga Tower* is way to easy: Kill and when it collapses run away: it's probably your second boss so facing it as early as possible is useless *Pickle Pee, Sidewalk Guardian* is a load of crap for melee fighters: You literally need a ranged weapon to hit it while on your bike: They need to nerf it's damage so melee fighting it is viable *Turkey of the Eternal Nightmare* seems like you should stay far away: but all it does is follow you, so go in there and finish it: Only problem is its Fear AoE blast which half's your damage, but it does minimal damage anyways: It's basically True King Allant
2:07 _that's literally a skin walker.. which reminds me, Sieg unlocked his Sharingan to "see" through Skinwalker camouflage.. the first one spotted was unmasked and attacked until it broke its human shape and started screaming (being held in place by magic) as it was being killed_ (in Valhalla, among the mongrels) the first 'visible' group of Skinwalkers (with weaker camouflage) is now discovered.. a large pack (half a dozen) is hiding somewhere in South-East Canada.. probably refugees from the Midwest (north of Mexico somewhere, where they used natural isolation to hide themselves from large groups)
Dude it is the best dark souls meme complication vid I have ever seen and thank you for not using just the vordt's theme. This vid may be revolutionary for souls meme videos too
What do you mean? The woman was already in terror. That turkey couldve ripped her in pieces. I had to cut it because things got preety graphic after that 😳
(stole this info off the austrailian market) kangaroos usually have most of their power in their legs, so the kangaroo most likely thought the guy was gonna decimate him with his legs as he put some force in that punch.
The thing that made me laugh the hardest about this whole comp was trying to skip past the turkey of the eternal nightmare like 4 times and failing because it goes on for so goddamn long lmao
"What do we do? Do we throw something at him? I cant throw my camera!" Bro charge him screaming, either u fight or he fuggs off. Too funny to be that afraid
So, fun fact, the tentacle monster is actually a *group* of horsehair worms! They mate while exiting the host (which is why there's a knot between them- they wrap around each other so much, they can get tied up) and lay their eggs in water to continue the cycle.
