Darren Criss Reads Thirst Tweets 

I think Darren is the only person in this series who knows what a bussy is

Darren is the one person in the world unrattled by Thirst Tweets and unfazed by the Fear Box

“do I have a big butt?” yes, you do, there’s like a whole Glee episode about it

“A LOT OF BUSSY REPRESENTATION, I’M VERY HAPPY FOR THE BUSSY COMMUNITY” SJDKDKDJ

you can't tell me that he wasn't trying to show us his yellow painted nails

*Darren Criss added Bussy Whisperer to his Resume*

If the people who make Cards Against Humanity don’t make “Darren Criss’s thighs” a card answer, then I will be sorely disappointed in them.

“Darren Criss’s thighs” I’ve found my senior quote Update: the principal said no

“im very happy for the bussy community!” SENT ME ALSJKSK

I LOVE HIS SARCASM AND STRAIGHT FORWARD-NESS LMFAOOO

“I am very happy for the bussy community” .......we must protect Darren.

everyone in the comments is shocked by how chaotic he is, need we forget that he helped write the AVPM series and a musical about genitals. he was literally one of the people who started starkid. why are y’all surprised?

No one: Darren: *bc is not before Christ, it's because*

"I'm honored to be your bussy whisperer." - Darren Criss, 2020

Alternative title: Darren Criss makes dirty dad jokes for 5 minutes

I love how darren criss is: A: has a beard B. Has beautifully painted yellow nails C. Is explains and acting out all of the tweets

buzzfeed being a real one, hooking us up with the king himself

"the only BusSY wHiSpErER for mILES"

This is the place where all the Glee fans, AVPM fans and all are united, and barely any other place

"Darren Criss" is the only clickbait I'll ever need. Not that this is a clickbait but you know what I mean.

creator, producer, writer, songwriter, actor AND bussy whisperer darren criss

This is the man who was part of a musical about genitals. So I expected nothing less than what I got

“I’m generally happy for the bussy community” -Darren Criss 2020

Only Darren Criss can say "Poop comes out of it" and it makes my knees weak with pleasure

"a lot of bussy representation. i'm really happy for the bussy community" I'M-

Can we just appreciate the way he handled these comments like Darren Criss is a true Icon

I love his nails ! He’s not afraid to be himself

His wife is like: HoNeY WhAt ThE fU-

Like Tina Cohen-Chang once said, "for the record Blaine has an awesome body and a perky and delicious behind that looks like it's been baked to perfection by some sort of master chef."

his wife in the other room just like "wtf, babe."

3:50 his jawline’s like: “well the medallion says that’s dumb so we’re not gonna do that”

HE'S SO WEIRD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, he doesn't seem uncomfortable or anything GOD I want to be his friend so bad

Every other straight guy: WhATs a BusSy? Darren Criss: WE MUST CALL APON THE BUSSY WHISPER!

"I'm doing it right now. You hear that? That's the sound of me smacking my own butt."

He’s the ONLY person who wouldn’t get embarrassed by the full spectrum of who loves him.

The coolness that he has while being proud about touching his butt makes my day 😂

“remember, poop comes out of it” DARREN I-

This whole series is basically celebs being mentally scarred for life by our tweets.

I'm not even ashamed of the amount of times I've rewatched this

Darren : Darren Criss touches Darren Criss’s butt all the time, whether out of necessity or just out of fun Never thought i’d be jealous of a hand but here we are

I love how his mind and comments are still weirder than all of the thirst tweets shown

'its just a butt remember poop comes out of it' a biology lesson, with darren criss

honestly i just kinda wanna be his friend and be the target of all that chaotic energy

"I'm really happy for the bussy community"

If Darren Criss truly is scrolling through these comments like he said he would... I texted your jawline, let's make this happen

Me: *sees Darren Criss* *clicks onto video enthusiastically* Me: *pauses immediately and goes to the comments* *sees a lot of the word “bussy”* Me: oh god

What I love about Darren is that he is a person from the theatre. And theatre people are hilarious and weird and you can’t make them uncomfortable. Which is very entertaining to watch.

I’m here,,,, I’ve fallen down a hole of Darren criss. I’m not doing well mentally. I haven’t had human contact in 6 months. All I can do is ingest Darren criss content. I’ve watched Hedwig three times. All the Harry Potter musicals. Little while lies. Assassination of Gianni Versace twice. Glee. Various short films. Eastwick. Web therapy. literally every single interview you could possibly imagine multiple times. Live streams. And literally so much more. My for u page on RU-vid is literally just a wall of Darren criss. God, quarantine has really done this to me lol. I feel sad that all the other men in the world can’t get on his level. I feel sad that I’m literally never gunna meet him. I look up to him so much it’s not even funny. He’s empathetic and kind. There’s not an ounce of judgement in this man. You can tell that when he talks to people he tries to find middle ground with them no matter what. He always offers respect. He values people and sees good in them and it shows. He’s the best role model anyone could ask for. He’s so good at communicating as well. It’s one of his biggest talents and it shouldn’t be passed over. He’s very good at using his voice and words and intellect to advocate, entertain, and make sure everyone is comfortable. His ability to carry a conversation is outstanding. I’m literally just constantly blown away by him. In most celebrities there are times when you see them crack, and all due respect to them, I’m not expecting them to be perfect. But Darren is just genuinely that kind and respectful and earnest. It really just gives me hope. So thank you Darren, from the bottom of my heart, the fact that you exist in this world makes me believe in the future. Thank you for giving me something to look up to and work towards. Jeez ok I’m going crazy. For anyone who read this far thx lol.

Look, it's been 10 years since AVPM and I'm a grown-up now, but damn his face makes me feel like a fourteen year old who just found RU-vid.

I love how he’s so cool with these tweets. His biggest concern seems to be how all of these insane situations would work logistically😂

"im very happy for the bussy community" - darren criss, 2020

I love him more than I love anything

I see Darren, I click.

I love how he did this. He played along and had fun and didn’t act all disgusted and mocking of the people who sent them in. I love how he was genuine and had fun.

He’s such a chaotic adorable little bean.

I love how when he reads them he's so nice about it. The other celebs who do this are usually like 'that's gross' and he's just like 'thank you omg' I love this video so much.

Maybe the “Darren criss’ thighs” part could be written in like the “Joe Walker Dies” part in A Very Potter Senior Year.

Do it find it hilarious that Mia was probably watching/hearing him do this and it made her laugh her butt off? Yes, yes I do.

Honestly, Him being completely unbothered by his fandom and actually playing along is one of the reasons I've always loved him. Like, he's just never lost his pure and humble energy. When I hear him talk I still hear and see the Darren from 2009 and 2010 who was shook when playing in the hallway of a con and found out people actually knew the lyrics to one of his songs. He just genuinely seems like a great guy and I'm super proud to say that I've been a fan for nearly 11 years now and that I've gotten to experience everything in real time. Because he really is a once in a generation kind of talent. And it's totally awesome to see him continue to grow and do great things.

"i just go to the bussy and I whisper" LMMAAAAOOOOOOOOO i Adore this man

He could hit me with a van and I would thank him

Darren Criss is a Hufflepuff because he can always *find* a way to make us smile.

I love how he answers, he’s so straight forward and sarcastic😂❤️

The fact that he's so unfazed is what makes it hilarious. It doesn't SEEM like he's reacting to thirst tweets.

“I’m honored to be a buddy whisperer”

Who is scrolling thought the comments to see if Darren is ACTUALLY trolling right now (he's not.)

nobody: darren: i'm very happy for the bussy community 💖

god he’s SUCH a theatre kid i love it💀💀

"Quarantimes" love him

Darren Criss is hot, funny, talented, sweet, wears nail polish... Only thing wrong with him is that he isn’t in my room rn

"I'm very happy for the bussy community" - Darren Criss

Darren: "when I'm trolling all of the comments on this video" Me, 4 days later: *liar*

some of his responses really brought out the starkid in him

Nothing makes me hornier than a man who overthinks every single line he reads. Hit me up anyday if you want, Darren.

I enjoy how much he analyzed these tweets

When Darren said he was the creator, producer, writer, director, song writer, and actor I lowkey thot he was gonna promote Avpm...I miss starkid days

i love how he is just so straight to the point with his answers. he's so adorable and i love all the banter he has with his interviews and answers. god i honestly love him

the way he makes a story out of all of these is so funny

0:19 He’s so pure ☺️

anything darren criss just makes me insanely happy

He has a wife lmao hearts are broken

WHY SO SHORT!!!! I NEEDED 20 MINUTES OF THIS

he has the best responses to thirsty tweets i’ve ever seen and his sarcasm is top notch

When Darren started talking about stamps and his face I genuinely lost it

This video is exactly why I love him

these were fairly tame considering what I’m used to people saying about Darren Criss

“I have to check in with my jawline” 🤣🤣💀💀

I love how he just goes into character and detail😂😂

I just LOVE his yellow nails🥺🥺

You can't tell me you don't know about your butt when you filmed that whole glee twerking scene Mr. Criss

This man is the embodiment of serotonin

wow he handled these tweets like a champ

Darren criss is more a daddy than ever with that beard. He is a damn snack

I remember his days in a very potter musical where he was a parselmouth rather than a bussy whisperer. He aged well.

When Darren came up with the scenario of Darren Criss’ (chicken) thighs, that was amazing! So much thought, so clever, and freaking hilarious! I would love to see that scene played out.

Darren was like one of the few people that do this that was such a good sport like he turned everything into a joke or took it so literally in a funny way and it's so funny XD

His answers are so detailed and developed😂😭 I love him

Love how open-minded and completely unfazed he is reading these. Be like Darren, life can be fun if you don't take it so seriously! x

love how he’s straight up not weirded out by ANY of them

This was by far the best celebrity reads thirst tweets