Darth Vader gets owned by 5 year old! 

Nice one but it's an old video no one would see it

@@erichschneider4759 you saw it, so that's a W

@@ykylso6450 yeah

How can you be on the academy and not kill Darth Vader

A prequel meme on such an obscure video? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

Master Skywalker, there's too many of us. What are YOU going to do?

​@@aspodermousstoplight100 *Cuts to Anakin running away from a horde of Younglings*

@@Me-wk7dz lol this killed me 🤣😂

​@@Me-wk7dz*younglings running after him doing flippy shit like yoda* 😂

nah

It's pretty brutal lol like damn, "Let the hate flow through you... he he he he."

He just getting back at him because a neighbor on Halloween dresses as dearth Vader was stabbing his mom and he was very confused why she was on her back taking a light saber up her cunt.

@@logicaldude3611 he turned to the dark side and became kylo ren

I bet obi wan cut it off though

Kid jedi was using the force on those Stormtroopers lol.

I would like but it’s at 69

There is no „danger turning to the dark side“. If the dark side is considered fun, then the dark side is the light side.

@Arion Hill Maybe yours.

Wait, that second part doesn’t make sense... even by Yoda’s standards!

E

If this kid was compared to Maul, he'd be Darth Plagueis, while Maul would just be an annoyed marshmallow.

we found Anni!

Fear only leads to the dark side lol

"A SITH LORD??"

Thats why vader stoo and thought hmmmm,another me ah

Not at all

@@eliel291 wdym?

Why r we replying 5 years later lol

@@The.Brown.Knight I have no idea

@@Scarfmain lol

lvtuckerrvb ew

lvtuckerrvb right! he was like 'ok who owns this kid' hahaha

Kranium's Demeanor ok

Earth Vader was like 🤨

@Crusher 710 okay luke

Yep this guy loves his job and is indeed a star wars fan

"Use the Force Push!" *Stormtroopers go flying*

exactly

@@biomecraft356 i think we found our starkiller

Once more!!!???

People like these create the best memories for kids. Went to Paris with my niece (7 year old) last weekend. On Star Wars ride (The Adventure continues) there was a very good guide, who when he saw that she does not speak neither French nor English and I had to translate to her what he is saying started trying various Star Wars languages (Wookie and Jawa are the only one I recognised but I think he used three). It was hilarious and she asked for a photo with him afterwards because despite no common language (that I know of) he was able to salvage the situation in a way that made not just a kid laugh (rather than just looking at me translating which could bother others around us) but also was incredibly fitting the scene and made everyone at least chuckle while I checked her belt etc. He made a situation where a kid who had no idea what is being spoken to her comfortable and fun. I think that her asking for a photo made his day too.

That man was too good at his job I love it

Take my upvote. It's sad how you only have one for that comment.

@@youraveragenobody8138 Thanks, actually it's a bit of an informal experiment - I have tried putting this comment in different video contexts, after it took off pretty well the first time i used it in a video about the fabled high ground, just to see what difference it would make, in terms of how it inflected on the video, how many views that video had, how recent they were etc ... I work in a performative communications department at a local university so it's kind of loosely related to that interest in media. I probably ruined any experimental value by writing about it xD but thanks for the kind words, I had good fun with the comment too :)

Lol take a second

That was good

You underestimate my sandbox

That's adorbs

He's 2 heavy

thats funny

@@DanielRamirez-vm3be lol

Vader: Imma bout to end this mans whole career

He would get a pay cut if he actually acted like it hurt him, but. . .I would have jumped back, give that kid a memory he'd never forget. "Yeah, I beat Vader with the force."

The way he just swats the last strike away.

@@UranousImpala … something Vader would do

@@UranousImpala so powerful that he can touch the actual lightsaber

yes i can see

100th like

That was one heckuva long wait!

@@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons indeed 😂😂😂

@@stevenflynntheghost4845 Wish I Could Stab Vader From Back By Giving Him Bamboo 😁

@@GameBoyyearsago 😂😂😂😂

@@stevenflynntheghost4845 By The Way If You Play CODM Then Add Me SAS_JACK 😁

Darth Vader says I’m looking forward to completing your training and in time you will call me master❤️

Exactly

I agree with you so much, this kind of performance is really underrated. I’m used to these guides being the lamest dudes out here for real. This one guy literally said “I don’t see any sith academies around here, do yo? So you have two choices- you can stay and fight or you can go to the back of the line.” Wise ass actors like that needa be let go, ain’t no way in hell imma drop a bag on taking my child to Disney world for them to talk to them like that. I was really glad to see how well this one handled kids breaking the unspoken script to make sure the kids come first

Extasy is a hell of a drug

@@chrisc4208 To be fair, they can't allow any Sith academy shenanigans or they might get fired, so the pressure is real. This one is definitely above and beyond though. Also, keep in mind that the Jedi in Florida tend to be a lot less friendly than the ones in California, (This particular guy is a more than welcome exception) and they're always between a figurative rock and hard place with this particular job. They have to adhere to the guidelines, but they also have to make sure the kid is having a good time. Though I'll be honest, the "You can stay or go to the back of the line" isn't even the bottom of the barrel sadly

You can't push someone, who could've choke you with his own force.

its called years of programming

Earning an awesome salary and having the time of his life?

Lol

mighta got owned 😉

True

So true

Well his groin plate could move and hit him...than we would have to scream DARK LORD DOWN DARK LORD DOWN

@@carson3684 stop being a boomer 😺

@@carson3684 mate stop 😺

@@j4cky_w4cky91 k..

ASP is awesome hahaha funny as fuck

You do realize.... 1. Darth Vader isn't from America (also, "America" doesn't mean "the U.S.," that is colonialist word/narrative manipulation - but that is a whole sociopolitical mindf*ck topic for places where the average intellect is a bit higher than that of your typical RU-vid user). 2. Darth Vader isn't real. I mean, I'm sure you realize those facts, right. Sir? Tell us you don't think Darth Vader is some space nazi turned broken down old cosplay actor at a theme park. Sir??? Sir?????

@@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons What’s wrong with space Nazis?

@@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons I am very curious about what mix of mental deficiencies produced this reply.