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Das Ranting: Mervin Reads! Twilight Illustrated Guide (Episode 5) 

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Episode 5! Continuing on with the Cullen profiles, I take on Rosalie, Esme, and Emmett Cullen.
Warning: I scream in this one. A lot.

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@UnnoticedKIN
@UnnoticedKIN 12 лет назад
''I just went over and stuck my face in my cats little fuzzy belly and he purred at me, I feel better now.'' That seriously made me smile, that was so cute. :)
@Magikalic
@Magikalic 12 лет назад
I really want to know how exactly Esme has a difficult time conforming at the time when she's a quiet family-loving home-maker who's hobbies extent to art and resorting houses who had a career in teaching. That's -exactly- what was expected of women at the time. It wasn't like women had to sit inside all the time and do quiet actives.
@CeruleanRogue
@CeruleanRogue 13 лет назад
Free will is important to her..? Does this woman even read her own books a second time? Free will gets axed CONSTANTLY, and she has the gall to say she's a big proponent of it?
@faketohma
@faketohma 12 лет назад
why can't her characters die in a normal way. why does she feel each of their near death experience has to be spectacular..
@starofjustice1
@starofjustice1 10 лет назад
Esme always seemed just plain insane to me. The first real conversation she has with Bella, at the baseball game, she just casually mentions how she lost her baby and jumps off a cliff to her beloved foster son's new girlfriend. Who's the first thing to come along in a century gave meaning to Edward's unlife. And Esme mentions how she became suicidal like she's talking about how she picked the colors of her drapes.
@CatMuto
@CatMuto 4 года назад
If these vampires actually were capable of moving on, developing, and changing, I wouldn't see this as too strange. It still comes a bit out of nowhere, but Esme could be seen as talking about something that led to her new unlife, but that she has also accepted how things turned out. Talking about losing a a child at infant stage is difficult. But that's not what these vampires are supposed to be like! They are supposed to always remain in the mental state they were when turned. So, Esme is still reeling from a very fresh loss of a baby, and suicidal.
@starofjustice1
@starofjustice1 4 года назад
@@CatMuto It's horrifying in a way the author didn't intend, like many other things about the books, instead!
@animeotaku307
@animeotaku307 11 лет назад
Kate, one of the Denalis, has the power to shock people.
@Kayari
@Kayari 11 лет назад
As a native of Wisconsin, I can say, there are no cliffs in Ashland... If she'd settled in the dells or on the lake shore or even La Crosse, there'd be cliffs. Geography Myer, you should learn it :/
@BlueUncia
@BlueUncia 12 лет назад
Oh, by the way. I don't know if anyone said this about the farm-girl thing, but depending on the status of the family a certain amount of respectability was expected, especially from 16 year old girls. My grandmother grew up on a farm. Her father was what we call a "herenboer", meaning he had quite a large estate and was a member of the lower ranks of nobility. That sounds more impressive than it really is, but it did mean they expected my grandmother to behave a certain way when ... (cont.)
@DedicatedShipper
@DedicatedShipper 11 лет назад
(Quietly headcanons that Emmett is related to Rosalie's friend's son)
@xAutumnTwilightx
@xAutumnTwilightx 13 лет назад
I'll catch you on the flipside!
@NWCountryGirl17
@NWCountryGirl17 10 лет назад
While you've said all that Needs to be said on all the horrible f@(ked up things that happened to Rosalie and what a scary creepy bastard Carlisle is I've only got one question (one that I actually posted with no response on the Rose's story clip from the movie) HOW ARE PEOPLE OK WITH THIS???? I DON'T get it
@BlueUncia
@BlueUncia 13 лет назад
@PhantomOfTheSchool Judging by this video and some of the previous ones, I'd say the whole Cullen family is responsible for that to some degree at least. I guess we lowly humans are just so very, very tasty...
@HermitBlake
@HermitBlake 10 лет назад
This episode isn't in the 'Mervin Reads' playlist, just FYI.
@animeotaku307
@animeotaku307 11 лет назад
Which is laughable, because nearly all the meyerpire characters have powers.
@BlueUncia
@BlueUncia 13 лет назад
@wolfmoon17 Well, to be honest, human anatomy IS kind of hard. Personally, I suck at female figures too, and frequently draw women with way too tiny waists and bums. It's not because I find that pretty, but because I just forgot to zoom out and reflect on the overall figure. >.> I agree though, it's bad in a professional artist. XD
@MetalGearRaxis
@MetalGearRaxis 11 лет назад
huh, Electrical Engineering and Business? Lol nice.
@natashaalmanord6890
@natashaalmanord6890 9 лет назад
that is sad
@EsmeAmelia
@EsmeAmelia 12 лет назад
Edward has those ten million degrees despite having to repeat high school over and over and yet Esme only has those few? I smell sexism.
@PhantomOfTheSchool
@PhantomOfTheSchool 13 лет назад
Esme looks like Stephenie Meyer. A whole lot. What the hell. That was creepy. And Emmett was the cause of the family constantly moving??? WHAT???? And I always thought that was JASPER'S role.
@GoodMoviesForLater
@GoodMoviesForLater 11 лет назад
Well, actually, she was abused first, and then murdered people. In the hands of a competent author, it could be said that after her abuse and made to feel powerless, once she was given power (made a vampire) she went a little mad with it.
@YunaElphabaLovegood
@YunaElphabaLovegood 13 лет назад
I've been wondering that for a while: Esme wasn't that special to Carlisle when he met her, does that mean "love at second sight" is possible in SMeyer-world or is it just that Carlisle didn't really care and just wanted anyone to have sex with? And well, Esme DID have a choice, she choose to kill herself. It's just that THE MAN did not like the choice she made, so he revoked it. He's THE MAN, only what he wants counts. Mervin: I don't even think she realized what she wrote Me: Does she EVER?!
@BlueUncia
@BlueUncia 13 лет назад
Okay, as a non-native English speaker, I'm just curious. I was told that nowadays using the word "blond" in a female context is acceptable. Possibly because that's American English, rather than British English (or more old-fashioned, I don't know). Is there some truth to that?
@Sorakeyblademaster37
@Sorakeyblademaster37 11 лет назад
That quote made me laugh loud and say "WHAT?!" Free will is one of the many things seriously lacking in her books! Smella even outright states to Jacob that she doesn't have a choice with "loving" Wardo. "It's always going to be him" or whatever.
@ninlynja
@ninlynja 11 лет назад
That...that picture of Ashland. All she had to do was change 'cliff' to 'pier'! Look at that freaking pier! She could have jumped off of that! Apparently Meyer broke her use of Google for research. Geez.
@peterxyz3541
@peterxyz3541 9 лет назад
If I lived "forever" or forever, I would be like the Doctor: Travel all over and help save people. I would live to see the invention of Alcubierre warp drive....and travel all over the galaxy!!!
@animeotaku307
@animeotaku307 11 лет назад
But that's too hard for her! Why should she waste precious time she could be spending writing for the umpteenth time how beautiful Edward is on stupid research? Besides, it's fantasy so she can do whatever she wants! *gags*
@Sorakeyblademaster37
@Sorakeyblademaster37 11 лет назад
Whenever Esme falls in love with Carlisle at age 16, am I the only who is reminded of Pandora and Marius from the Vampire Chronicles? SON OF A FUCK, SMEYER! Most of this is just amusing as hell to me, but that part about Emmett killing lots of people pissed me right the fuck off. I agree, go right to Hell SMeyer. Oh yes, I know what you mean by taking years to feel comfortable afterwards. I'm a guy, but I'm still not over what happened to me, and it happened in 2010.
@thedeadcthulhu
@thedeadcthulhu 12 лет назад
Because the Cullens are special
@PhantomOfTheSchool
@PhantomOfTheSchool 12 лет назад
I know that every one of them probably slipped up somewhere, but the book was saying that Emmett was the one who caused them to move a lot the most.
@Sorakeyblademaster37
@Sorakeyblademaster37 11 лет назад
He and Leah are pretty much the only sexy characters. Well, maybe Rosalie too.
@MetalGearRaxis
@MetalGearRaxis 11 лет назад
Esme's curvy? :O I demand to see more boobage!
@Doggieworld3Show
@Doggieworld3Show 12 лет назад
Yes...you are irritated.
@Sorakeyblademaster37
@Sorakeyblademaster37 11 лет назад
Most Meyerpires don't have a unique power though. Only 1 in 16 Meyerpires do.
@AMoniqueOcampo
@AMoniqueOcampo 7 лет назад
I have to wonder if Smeyer confused farm life with the TV version of Little House on the Prairie as well as, say, plantation life. If Esme was a girl from the Deep South, it would've made more sense for her to try and be a proper lady because she wouldn't be a farm girl, but the daughter of a plantation owner. Southern Belles are often associated with being proper ladies. Not to mention, if Esme met Carlisle as a southern belle, he would've been a wealthy man and so she would consider him a good prospect.
@rosereviews2492
@rosereviews2492 4 года назад
Wow that was better than anything Meyer wrote. Accepting it as my head headcanon now. Esme was southern.
@EsmeAmelia
@EsmeAmelia 12 лет назад
Me too.
@NiiNiiChii
@NiiNiiChii 10 лет назад
It's odd, how it 'freezes' them and nothing changes- but isn't it also said that they forget the majority of their human memories? So anything leading up to the 'change' becomes very 'faded'? I found that to be a plot hole-ish. :/
@BlueUncia
@BlueUncia 12 лет назад
@BlueUncia ... she was no longer a child. Her parents also had specific wishes concerning who she would marry (which thankfully she ignored). Considering Esme has so many names, she may be the daughter of one of these more prestigious farmer families? Maybe?
@thedeadcthulhu
@thedeadcthulhu 12 лет назад
I guess Meyer thinks the stock market crash and the great depression were caused when a guy named Stock Market died in a crash and it made people depressed
@WeeLin
@WeeLin 6 лет назад
Did Meyer write 'Scotch-Irish' for Emmett? Because 'Scottish' is the correct term for the nationality. 'Scotch' is a drink.
@alysonblackwood3099
@alysonblackwood3099 6 лет назад
Wee Lin "Scotts-Irish" is a term for people from Northern Ireland, as that area is populated by those of Scottish decent.
@hekatelesedi1
@hekatelesedi1 11 лет назад
OH MY GOD I LOVE THESE. I found these through LJ, and I think...These are fantastic.
@jlouisa
@jlouisa 11 лет назад
Wait, so because Rose is a blonde and Meyer doesn't like her, she doesn't get any Captain Planet powers? Does anyone else in the books have this or just her? Though the powers things reminds me more of Avatar: The Last Airbender.
@nomduclavier
@nomduclavier 12 лет назад
Following on from the "subjects Stephenie Meyer fails" from Alex Reads Twilight: history, geography.
@EmpressofCornwall
@EmpressofCornwall 11 лет назад
Brilliant!
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