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Dave Allen - Catching a leprechaun 

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@LordZontar
@LordZontar Год назад
Dave Allen was one of the best storytellers who ever lived.
@allenjenkins7947
@allenjenkins7947 5 лет назад
Never a rude word, never abusive or derogatory to others, just very funny.
@jackmallory7996
@jackmallory7996 5 лет назад
I agree. Those were the only things lacking.
@Rick-ve5lx
@Rick-ve5lx 5 лет назад
He used plenty of rude words when he did live shows.
@mizofan
@mizofan 4 года назад
he was shamefully treated by the BBC for using a so-called rude word
@enjolras76
@enjolras76 3 года назад
Yes hear hear!!
@51WCDodge
@51WCDodge 3 года назад
@@mizofan Yes but he made a very funny sketch out of it!
@trevorhill8612
@trevorhill8612 2 года назад
It was always a pleasure watching Dave Allen on TV in the 70’s. It was a family event and what a fantastic story teller. It great to have RU-vid to see him whenever I want.
@davidmoore1477
@davidmoore1477 2 года назад
We all gathered around the telly to watch him! His irreverent catholic skits always made me feel a little naughty!😆😆
@estongbigboy6702
@estongbigboy6702 5 лет назад
Dave allen will always be a legend in comedy..
@dylan3657
@dylan3657 Год назад
Dave Allen. You wake to the clock, you go to work to the clock, you clock-in to the clock, you clock out to the clock, you come home to the clock, you eat to the clock, you drink to the clock, you go to bed to the clock, you get up to the clock, you go back to work to the clock... You do that for forty years of your life and you retire - what do they fucking give you? A clock
@yeltsin6817
@yeltsin6817 3 года назад
My dad loved watching Dave Allen. Would laugh his ass off RIP dad.
@mrserus7164
@mrserus7164 2 года назад
My Dad would too, He's been gone many years, but I can still see him and hear him laughing with tears running down his face 😂
@yeltsin6817
@yeltsin6817 2 года назад
@@mrserus7164 I was young so half the time I didn’t understand the one. But seeing my dad laugh made me laugh. As I got older I to my teens the jokes started making sense. Now that I’m 55 I’m pissing myself at how funny that stuff was. Him and Benny Hill. Man oh man.
@23rdjune
@23rdjune 5 лет назад
Being allowed to stay up late to see Dave Allen was the biz!
@JLMcFarlin
@JLMcFarlin 2 месяца назад
Dave Allen was a gem. I remember watching him when I was a lad in the 70s and 80s on PBS. Back when they were great.
@craigwessels7099
@craigwessels7099 8 лет назад
One of my favorite comics growing up. Very funny man.
@iainbagnall4825
@iainbagnall4825 2 года назад
Killing it doing stand up... sitting down. Legend.
@robertsmoot7640
@robertsmoot7640 6 лет назад
I remember back in the Day, laughing out loud to those lines by Dave Allen.
@davidmoore1477
@davidmoore1477 2 года назад
One of the greatest comedians ever!
@stewartwilson7273
@stewartwilson7273 5 лет назад
He's a long time gone but his magic lives on still nun better
@carmellewis2466
@carmellewis2466 2 года назад
I think he used nun instead of none as a joke because od Dave Allen's jokes about the catholic church.
@willykutz67andrews34
@willykutz67andrews34 5 лет назад
A true one off comedy gold and timing in abundance
@bikechainmic
@bikechainmic Год назад
Legend....He makes me laugh so much! His humour = expect the unexpected!
@keithrich8373
@keithrich8373 3 года назад
You would still have to go a long way to find ANYBODY better at telling a tall tale.He was the master still unsurpassed
@gaius_enceladus
@gaius_enceladus 6 лет назад
He was **brilliant!** We'll never see his like again!
@johnhunter6098
@johnhunter6098 5 лет назад
mainly because he is dead
@davebrown9465
@davebrown9465 2 года назад
Brilliant as always Dave Allen RIP
@micchaelfearn5163
@micchaelfearn5163 Год назад
Dave is the thinking man's comedian, loved him,
@carolebarker2195
@carolebarker2195 Год назад
He was brilliant. Very intelligent man. I loved his shows on tv.
@angr3819
@angr3819 4 года назад
Thank you. He never has a joke fall flat.
@richardpine8011
@richardpine8011 5 лет назад
That was outstanding!
@missjoshemmett
@missjoshemmett 3 месяца назад
My all time fav joke, can't count how many times I've told it and I always give Dave credit for it.
@esuohdica
@esuohdica 5 лет назад
I bet he was great in the pub!
@aqacefan
@aqacefan 7 лет назад
I've heard a different version of the punchline... "What d'ye want fer yer t'ird and final wish?" "I want ye t' scare me half t' death!"
@barnstar2077
@barnstar2077 5 лет назад
I heard the same joke years ago, but with a captured genie and the man asks to be beaten half to death!
@brianmilligan1787
@brianmilligan1787 3 года назад
Good One
@306champion
@306champion 3 года назад
I like that
@Yohann67
@Yohann67 2 года назад
I I heard a version where the man asked to have 1 testicle removed.
@Fabio_Barone_Au
@Fabio_Barone_Au 5 лет назад
Heard a different punch line: "And now, what d'ye want fer yer t'ird and final wish?" "Ye can take one of me kidneys".
@allenomalley4014
@allenomalley4014 2 года назад
He was quite the dapper too brilliant class never dates 👍
@mizofan
@mizofan 5 лет назад
On 18th May 1997 I saw a leprechaun, in velvet emerald coat and hat and shiny buckles, on a stile near Clifden in Connemara- he was crooning Galway Bay. I bade him good morning and we enjoyed a friendly little chat while he puffed on his pipe but then i ruined it by reaching for a camera and with a wink he was gone.
@Warriorking.1963
@Warriorking.1963 4 года назад
I believe you because I saw that self same leprechaun and he told me that one fine day he was singing Galway Bay in Connemara a fellow came along and they had a chat. Only when the bloke turned to reach for his camera did the leprechaun bugger off! And believe it or not, this was on the 20th May 1997! 😲 I didn't believe him at the time, but your story seems to tie in nicely.
@lydialily846
@lydialily846 4 года назад
Brilliant , 😂
@mjw12345
@mjw12345 3 года назад
Allen is as great now as when I first encountered him. He doesn't wilt with age. Rare in comedy world, not sure if any of the old greats seem fresh now. Seinfeld ages well too but as ensemble, Jerry solo I find well to put it kindly no Dave Allen.
@Dazsvintagestuff
@Dazsvintagestuff 5 лет назад
Brilliant.
@jeffcarroll6553
@jeffcarroll6553 3 года назад
For a moment I thought he said he was a tree leprechaun. Then I realised I was barking up the wrong tree.
@stevenoneill7166
@stevenoneill7166 9 месяцев назад
Absolutely fantastic
@ruthecker399
@ruthecker399 9 месяцев назад
love dave rip
@david-pb4bi
@david-pb4bi 2 года назад
I don’t get it? Neither did O’Flaherty
@johncunningham4820
@johncunningham4820 2 года назад
We used to watch Dave Allen as a Family event . Mum , Dad , Three Kids and Pizza Hut Pizza .
@Anarchsis
@Anarchsis Год назад
The greatest!
@stephenkennedy4438
@stephenkennedy4438 2 года назад
One of the best
@torpedodropkick59
@torpedodropkick59 2 года назад
One of the funniest jokes!
@pineapplepenumbra
@pineapplepenumbra 2 года назад
What I want to know is, where do the "Crock of Gold" leprechauns get their crocks of gold from?
@weejim48
@weejim48 3 года назад
Brilliant comedian 👍
@McRocket
@McRocket 5 лет назад
That's a good one.
@alexbowman7582
@alexbowman7582 2 года назад
They’ve tricked you as soon as you’ve accepted they have buried treasures.
@andrewbesso4257
@andrewbesso4257 3 года назад
The third wish in another version was "I want you to take out one of my kidneys."
@stiofanloingsigh351
@stiofanloingsigh351 2 года назад
3 wishes I grant ye, great wishes or small, but if ye wish a 4th one then ya lose them all☘️
@chilledtorsion
@chilledtorsion 5 лет назад
'take one of my eyes'
@jenniferwells9032
@jenniferwells9032 2 года назад
The best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️
@thegoldendef398
@thegoldendef398 2 года назад
His third wish should have been: I want half of the two previous things I wished for taken away.
@Wolf-ln1ml
@Wolf-ln1ml Год назад
I've heard it with the third wish being, "I want to get beaten half to death..."
@ntmdisco
@ntmdisco 5 лет назад
the master
@robertlee5456
@robertlee5456 2 года назад
I heard a version of this joke where the punch line was, "I'd like you to beat me half to death ..."
@huss1205
@huss1205 Год назад
I thought he will ask for one ball to be taken away from him...
@glen6945
@glen6945 6 лет назад
ace
@iball310369
@iball310369 2 года назад
I expected him to say that he wished to donate a kidney
@torpedodropkick59
@torpedodropkick59 2 года назад
Timing and expression.
@gmamagillmore4812
@gmamagillmore4812 2 года назад
.... and if I had a face like you, I'd join the British Army.
@skullandbones1832
@skullandbones1832 Год назад
💚
@huwjones4291
@huwjones4291 2 года назад
A brilliant, brilliant comic. He'd be banned today, sad world that we live in!
@quasarsphere
@quasarsphere 2 года назад
I really don't think he would be.
@baneblackguard584
@baneblackguard584 2 года назад
my Dad would tell a version of that but the third wish was "i want to be beaten half to death"
@mikeD76
@mikeD76 2 года назад
it is a great joke, for the time. i prefer the punchline, "& for your third wish"? I want you to beat me half to death! ;)
@solsol1624
@solsol1624 2 года назад
I heard a version of that where the punch line was beat me half to death. Edit oh see someone else posted that, sorry!
@jenniferwells9032
@jenniferwells9032 Год назад
😂😂😂😂just love him ❤️❤️❤️
@michaelstephen819
@michaelstephen819 2 года назад
Most people born after about 1970 won't have the maths skills to understand this - percentages are too difficult for them.
@TonyTheSharkBaloney
@TonyTheSharkBaloney 3 года назад
STEP #1: Eat magic mushrooms....
@heyitsalanhere
@heyitsalanhere 3 года назад
Ok...3rd wish... "Shorten me todger by half" 🥒👀
@jamesbrowne6351
@jamesbrowne6351 2 года назад
Or remove one of me testicles.
@tinakilburn212
@tinakilburn212 4 года назад
🤣🤣😂
@RuddyIPA
@RuddyIPA 5 лет назад
Although leprechauns don't exist I do believe in them.
@cynthiasmith3660
@cynthiasmith3660 2 года назад
Although the leprechauns don't exist you do believe in them please get it straight dear 🤑💚☘
@anthonymichaelwilson8401
@anthonymichaelwilson8401 9 месяцев назад
lol 😂
@KingKon247
@KingKon247 3 года назад
Impotent 😆😅😂🤣
@Ackadia
@Ackadia Год назад
😄
@nogorman560
@nogorman560 Год назад
bean
@alsnelding
@alsnelding 5 лет назад
Will anybody explain that joke to me
@Silver_Owl
@Silver_Owl 5 лет назад
His rival gets twice as much. So if the leprechaun reduces the man's desire for women by 50 percent, his rival's desire will be reduced by 100 percent, and he'll no longer desire the 20 beautiful women in his house.
@alsnelding
@alsnelding 5 лет назад
I got one excuse. I was drunk
@secondchance6603
@secondchance6603 4 года назад
@@alsnelding The perfect alibi
@trishjackson2728
@trishjackson2728 3 года назад
These RU-vid subtitles are dreadful 😑
@margiewatson6081
@margiewatson6081 5 лет назад
:))
@georges3799
@georges3799 3 года назад
This joke wouldn't work with an American accent.
@Anon.5216
@Anon.5216 3 года назад
He does use rude words! He blasphemes! I hope he accepts Jesus as His Saviour. But he is funny!
@malahammer
@malahammer 3 года назад
You're a bit mad aren't you!
@51WCDodge
@51WCDodge 3 года назад
@@malahammer Then Dave Allen had the best reply 'May your God go with you'.
@malahammer
@malahammer 3 года назад
@@51WCDodge he was way ahead of everyone with that line.
@51WCDodge
@51WCDodge 3 года назад
@@malahammer At the end of every show. Brilliant man.
@jamesbrowne6351
@jamesbrowne6351 2 года назад
Well he was an agnostic and he died a few years ago. My favorite bit of his was Jesus standing at the front door of a man knocking and shouting "Jeremy! Jeremy! Let me in I want to save you!" Jeremy repied, "Save me from what?" Said the Lord, "From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in!"
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