Dave Attell on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" - 5/11/05 

Only Dave could be this raw on network tv and get that reaction from the audience

“If you watch midget porn backwards, it looks like childbirth” That’s the most outrageously funny thing I’ve heard in quite some time

He’s always killed me. One of the great journeymen for sure

America used to be so cool when we aired this kind of hilarious shit

I was waiting to see how long it would take him to mention porn or midgets. It took him 4 minutes.

3:54😆😆😆 Even his segues are hilarious, which is why he's one of the best stand up comics.

I have to say that was the best late night crowd I have seen....I have seen many funny people bomb on late night with uptight crowds...or maybe the comics weren't funny....Attell is one of the best if not the best.

So many favorite jokes from dave, but I love the Jessica Simpson gag.

Can Dave survive in these times? No one makes my face and stomach hurt like Attell.

Comic genius

So Ive been watching Dave's old appearances, but he makes a turn here I think. This is way more relaxed and way more intense and in control than the previous years.

Jesus Conan hasn't changed one bit in more than a decade.

He always does the trick.

Imagine getting this on TV today

Lmao he almost didn't go for the dog living the drunk lifestyle joke but he went with it!

Attell and Bill Burr; the best out there.

The best club comic in the world.

Way to chat it up with old Dave there Coco. You're a real sport..

Yo I can't believe he did this set on network TV... I love it

Daaamn! Dave appears to be like 5'4", but he is actually 5'9". Connan is a giant!

one of the funniest guys alive ever

LEGEND!!

I think Attell managed to piss off everyone except the audience looool.

Dave is the best

fucking amazing

Dane cook stole the Bald Eagle joke from Dave

If someone asks you "who is the funniest person alive?" Just answer Dave and you will probably be right.

🐐

1:21 best joke I've heard in a long while... 😆

Imagine him trying to do this set on Conan today

Dave reminds me of Dangerfield

Insomniac was a great show

He goes from clean to filthy in 6 minutes.

Whoa, dude goes full-on MRA with the Ashley Simpson joke! PEACE

Look at his face after the Jessica Simpson joke. Authentic sarcasm

Electric toothbrushes are kind of like computers.

today Twitter would be in a uproar over this

2:53 Napster!

“Are there toes on that?”

Dave is very very funny

Awesome MF comic!!

Clean and kills , Dave 🥑🥑🥑

Flawless! He is on my Mt.Rushmore!………along with Rodney,Burr,Hicks🫡

Dave should be bigger

15 yrs later a lot of us still go to jail if caught with pot...

He’s so used to saying bad words and so unaccustomed to watching network television that he self censors every instance of the word “fuck,” fuck…

this is back when i liked conan

Ive seen this act of his in 20 different places

I've watched a lot of Conan interviews and he did not look happy during this show. And if you ask me even Dave kind of looks like oh crap did I go too far kind of a look on his face when he would talk to conan or say anything. Even look at daves body language he kind of gets down below conan even more than he has to... physically

That's what my wife says everyday. "Damn! Are there toes on there?" Then I'm like, "nope, same five genital warts I've always had."

Ha after all those porn jokes you can tell Conan is reluctant to shake his hand.

Johnny would not have had this guy back.

meh

You conan is genuine cause he says the same thing about evey person...

Well, he's certainly funnier than Conan.

I know it's illegal but that not that illegal says a white dude that literally performed for the army if not still um da faq