Dave Portnoy Weighs In On Barstool's Twitter Armies | Barstool Rundown - December 19, 2022 

Man I love these 3 on the Rundown...wish they did a show a few times a week

I don't understand why these three don't have a show together. Everyone likes them on the rundown. I'd for sure listen to a weekly podcast that all three of them were on...

"M Bop" from Dave was incredible

KFC thinking he isn't an internet weirdo is a chef's kiss. This man hates himself lol

KFC comparing this to Russian hockey is such an embarrassment. That World Cup final will live on forever

Jersey Jerry should be taking a little heat. He lent soldiers to the H man.

As a European that would cup final talk hurt my brain

Uh the issue is Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj aren’t running these “armies” it’s different when it’s the public figure summoning internet weirdos to attack people online

Happy Hanukkah Pres! Viva

This is quality w these 3 i watch the rundown w them everytime..maybe im annold school boston stoolie but yeah funny shit

Wow great “nfl”(Patriots) Recap

Dave went to jail for Brady lmao

Soccer is a conditioning sport. So a Golden Goal is the best way to see who has the best trained athletes. Period. Who cares if it’s sloppy? What kind of argument is that? Boys stick to North American sports. Hard listen when you guys speak on what you don’t know. You’ve never been in the culture so you don’t know how the game even works. The rules are different then understanding the game.

BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG CAT BINLADEN!!!!!!!!

@dave you are crazy to think Messi is a tap in guy his PK was pure GOAT he walked up and basically tapped it in with so much confidence like there is nothing you can do to stop so boop here it is.

Look at the distance covered over 90 mins then you have to do that twice a week at top teams. You are looking at up to 22km per week on top of training and recovery This doesn't even factor in the muscle fatigue causing injuries later in games

Dave reciting a Hebrew prayer like he just turned 13 is fuckin electric

These three always give us a show you can’t lie

“if I was asked, I would serve” was objectively hilarious by mr cat

D: “What about I sent an email out to every body what do you think about me saying I will fire him before he does any harm to anybody else. I think I can do that” K: “I think you have shown that you cannot” 😂😂😂

Congrats to Pele on his 3 Golden Globes! I didn't know he was so diverse.

KFC doesn guht it. Never has and apparently never will...

They used to have golden goal, found after a while it did not work out because teams would be too afraid to risk conceding so nothing would happen. You usually ended up with teams just passing it around for 30mins and not really pushing to try score

Frank gave out 200 holiday cards according to BigCat and not one of them went to Kevin 😂 36:40

28:45 KFC going for the all time record for abrupt interruptions during a rundown..... Jeez

Are they looking for sign-ups for nadus army now that were all taking sides.... I'm guessing nadu's guy will have the most fun

KFC doesn’t get it because he calls his army the fucking “chicken heads” hardooo

I’ve always just cheered and celebrated when my favorite teams have won championships until Ole Miss won the baseball natty. That one made me shed tears.

Kevin is such an angry old man now... He is like Stan from South Park on that episode where everything is shit to him and everyone starts to not like him because of it.

dave portnoy show 2.0 needs to be these three together, miss when the rundown was them all week now we get this trip once a week if we’re lucky. their hilarious together and no one gets dave to crack more than these two

Jakobi Meyers .... dude owes a loan shark or someone money... some theories say he forgot what the score was and had a brain fart... As a Jets fan... i felt for pats fans (you'll prob never hear that again)... but this was BRUTAL... i really think he threw the game.

Big Cat: “How about when we killed Osama Bin Laden?” Dave: “yeah that was fun. 😂😂😂😂I was dying

Dan knows ball

Will you make a shirt of Jones stiff armin the dog shit out of Mac please. Askin for a friend

Wouldn’t miss a rundown for years but now I only watch if it’s an OG 3 rundown

Dave will never let the “I can’t remember the date” bit go.

I hate the fact that I’m out on Big Cat. He’s done a hell of a lot for Barstool but I can’t stand him now. With Dave he’s straight up and so is Kevin, Dan is to Switzerland in public but in private knows his side, how he has felt with the Rico situation shows me he cares more about content than he does for his co-workers and that sucks.

Kevin has to let other people talk. Relax man holy shit

People aren't giving enough of a laugh/credit for how perfectly the "Rico Act" line applies here, incredible.

Bro, htf did they not mention Leo when they were talking about huge actors. He is exactly the same way. His name alone is the draw of every movie he's in.

Am I the only one that only watches the rundown when it’s these three guys hosting?

“Messay and Em-bop” -Dave

Dave saying he hates the Ravens was the best compliment. Love it

KFC is just jealous no one would join his army

“Rico is David Koresh” 😂

When KFC realized he didn't get a card from Tank he was shook the rest of the time 36:40. He was definitely pissy the rest of the way.

The last 20 minutes of this rundown is all time funny

Defending rico is the worst part of the segment

Can't stand how the guy who cheated on his wife keeps ragging on Rico.

Rico didn’t call Kevin because Dave and bigcat’s careers took off because they have talent and KFC is just hanging on for the ride

KFC is jealous as shit... not everyone can have an army bro!

14:31 Dave doesn’t like getting interrupted huh? The irony.

Kirk might not have the biggest army but they are the elite special forces you would meme everyone to death.

Half the Argentinian team was eligible for Italy crazy

Golden Goal was the worst thing that happened to football, no Golden Goal. Penalties is the only way. Football fans know.

Hearing you guys talking about football (soccer) and being up to speed, warms my cold dead heart. Thanks for giving it airtime.

The Nadu crew has opened their book. Everyone should join the real family(JJ army and Nadu crew)

they should replace kfc with jerry

For anyone trying to understand the phone charger banter - new phones are typically able to fast charge using up to 20 watts (W). The equation for watts = amps * volts. The usb port built into car radios is typically meant for data transfer only, and thus very low wattage (example: 0.5 amps * 5 volts = 2.5 watts). When you are using a lot of power with your phone, by streaming music, gps, phone calls, the 2.5 amps supplied by the usb port aren't able to supply more power than the phone is using, so the battery percentage decreases. To supply more wattage, use an old school "cigarette lighter" type charger with a usb c port that can supply the full 20 watts for fast charging.

"Jerry's top guy went to Harvard."

I think the reason why Americans don't have an equivalent is because the world cup comes around once every four years. There is always next year in American sports. First it's national identity. I'm a diehard new york giants fan but it doesn't compare to when I see the U.S or Ecuador play (my mom was born there) it's pride. Also the country needs to qualify, Italy failed to qualify the passed two world cups. It's not easy. No matter how crappy the browns are. There is always next year to compete and maybe it'll be there year. It's different in soccer

Hockey does the same shit. They go to a shoot out.. soccer isn’t like American football, baseball, NBA they don’t get brakes every other minute…! That’s why the real futball is and will always be the greatest game in the WORLD not America

Dave doesn’t know/ doesn’t acknowledge almost 99% of real soccer knowledge and it’s absolutely pathetic for him to speak so confidently about it lmao it’s horrific

I love seeing an awesome soccer goal .. You cant be the best ever and not play in Europe.Thats like calling Pitbull the greatest fighter ever without fighting in the UFC.

Dave showing his 0 soccer IQ with this one. Big Cat surprisingly showing he does

6:30 they actually do track that on some sites, and I agree. Someone could score half their goals from the spot, and the average fan would think they were as good as someone who scored the same from run of play

There’s a reason kfc radio only has 130k followers and I’ll give you a hint- it’s kfc, keep him off the rundown

Think about it KFC there's a reason why you won't hear from Rico. There is a reason you didn't get the FF Christmas card. You are forgotten at Barstool

My completely uninformed soccer take: ending on a shootout is cool but the ball should be placed further back. The fact that the goalie is just forced to make a blind guess is wild

Belichick is not retiring to when's another Super Bowl somebody tell me that Brady is going back to New England I don't see it but what do I know

Listening to three guys who dont understand soccer talking about how the game would be better with new made up rules is so exhausting to listen to but im glad theyre into it

ridiculous , growing up in a Long Island and hearing about these crews , are making me cry !! utter nobody's , wanna be gangsters

They tried Golden Goal at Euro 2000 and it wasn't great Penatly kicks is more drama and it comes down to holding your nerve

To answer KFC’s question, Every italian was rooting hard for argentina and messi and yes we claim messi as our own🇮🇹

Buenos Aires is the city with the most Italian citizens outside of Italy and both Argentina and Brazil have more Italians then the US

This awesome show proves we still need a Dave Portnoy show weekly maybe bi-weekly

Penalty show are great how can’t Americans don’t understand the psychologic and the skill behind that

Dan trying to steal Duggs perfect moment. Saying the best part is everyones team is a loser. No the best part is Duggs yelling at frank.

8:20 you are TRIPPPING it’s LA for SURE! When I was there and Mexico would score a goal in 2014 you could hear the streets ROAR

The first 5 minutes of this are a perfect example of why Americans cannot understand football and the drama of it

Is there any way to make Sundae Conversation a separate channel?

This first bit is laughable. It's like a caveman trying to describe physics

Unfortunately there is no one stronger than the K pop army/stans these days.

There was a Golden goal rule...muppets....no one liked it And Pele played in Europe

Is Eddie still alive ?

The appeal of the the “men of honor” podcast was that they hated each other.

I could listen to these 3 argue all day

Frank's gotta be the most annoying to watch games with. Can't handle watching those streams

What espn reporter were they talking about asking the player annoying questions?

15:17 I bet Mr. Portnoy a riot 😅

I love how neither of these 3 don't realize how a car port works compared to a wall charger

"Killing a terrorist...that was pretty sick"🤣

Love ya dave....but you dont have a clue about football (soccer)

Taking players off of the pitch makes 0.0000%

The TJ Oshie shootout against Russia wasn’t an elimination game.

The penalty kicks are a means to and end, by that point the players have already played 2+hours of game and like big cat said it gets sloppy, players are tired, and you risk serious injury. I’m glad Bigcat knows what’s up.

Didnt know that about Italy and Argentina..cool

Bigcat knows soccer!

Anddddd now we are already back to square one with Rico

KFC throwing in that 'horse of a different color'