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David Lives A WEIRD Life In The Year 33,333 

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The year is 33,333 and David lives in Pizza City, the most dangerous city in the world.
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@Astrosk1er
@Astrosk1er 11 месяцев назад
As someone who also despises mushrooms in general I feel my man David
@Flash-banged
@Flash-banged 11 месяцев назад
As somebody who also hates mushrooms, I also feel David
@WilsonKullmann
@WilsonKullmann 11 месяцев назад
As someone who doesn’t like pizza at all, I also feel for him.
@DingleSucks
@DingleSucks 11 месяцев назад
As someone who also despises mushrooms, i also feel David
@MaPN001
@MaPN001 11 месяцев назад
As someone who's name is David and i hate mushrooms, I'm David's twin brother
@foxleader8233
@foxleader8233 11 месяцев назад
A
@balrogjeff28
@balrogjeff28 11 месяцев назад
Best RU-vidr
@videoplayback_
@videoplayback_ 11 месяцев назад
💀
@Flintandsteel_6
@Flintandsteel_6 11 месяцев назад
Ya
@user-bw7ww6hv1w
@user-bw7ww6hv1w 11 месяцев назад
aggree
@GlassCupofwater0
@GlassCupofwater0 11 месяцев назад
Cheggs
@ForbiddenAbblesauce
@ForbiddenAbblesauce 11 месяцев назад
Yees
@Isbasgritty24537
@Isbasgritty24537 11 месяцев назад
As someone who is part of pizza city I can confirm David was very weird. My name was Caesar Nickname was little Caesar
@mightyx5441
@mightyx5441 11 месяцев назад
Yeah man david was weird, and my name was Marco (marco's pizza)
@davidsashorty
@davidsashorty 11 месяцев назад
I was'nt weird also im dead
@deanpost152
@deanpost152 11 месяцев назад
You are the sworn enemy of our leader, Papa John
@davidsashorty
@davidsashorty 11 месяцев назад
NOOOOO
@alpine8732
@alpine8732 11 месяцев назад
I'm Aci (5:04) I was a hater of every pizza topping except extra cheese. I liked David he was nice.
@andrewdiedrich3097
@andrewdiedrich3097 11 месяцев назад
Note how Pizza City doesn't have fishing industry. Even the cult of pizza lovers is not crazy enough for anchovies on pizza.
@Magikarp_With_Dragonrage
@Magikarp_With_Dragonrage 11 месяцев назад
Gorg said they had anchovie pizza
@tizioincognito5731
@tizioincognito5731 8 месяцев назад
As italian I disagree 😂
@vincememes
@vincememes 7 месяцев назад
Typically anchovies belong on pizza but maybe in america dont think theyre good (the three liters of oil are tho)
@tizioincognito5731
@tizioincognito5731 7 месяцев назад
@@vincememes maybe thay have scarce quality anchovies... 🤔
@williamking3301
@williamking3301 11 месяцев назад
Gorg is such a great storyteller. Love your stories man, so entertaining and funny, they make me smile. Long live Gorg!
@jonhstonk7998
@jonhstonk7998 11 месяцев назад
¨My name is David and I'm a denizen and citizen of Pizza City, while my city is a massive metropolis mostly known for its cuisine located in the northern areas of the continent, we have existed as a major city and continuous civilization for over 30.000 years, I write this so that whoever reads it knows what's happening to us, I don't know if it will be someone from another kingdom or some other compatriot of mine who will pick up this notebook which previously consisted of my own personal Diary and journal, however, I hope that whoever does can piece together what happened and maybe save the city or at least some of its people, a few years ago strange incidents started to happen in the northern areas of the city: rumors of spore filled mushroom-like zombie men started to circulate in the biome of the city which previously consisted of a mushroom forest...most people thought that was some sort of joke or just unsubstantiated gossip...I also did as while I always hated mushrooms the notion of spore infections on people was too absurd for me to consider...however I decided to investigate on my own and over the years I came to the conclusion that some sort of plague is happening, I am not yet aware if it's a fungal hivemind, an apocalyptic cult of some sort, or some infiltration and plague brought by the machinations of some other state in the continent... however one thing is clear: King Papa Jonh was killed by one of these zombified monsters and the infection seems to be spreading...if nothing is done the city will fall within the next decade...whoever or whatever the responsible for this may be it seems it took note of my investigation because of my failed attempt to warn the king...I sent a friend of mine to try and warn the other kingdoms and city-states of the continent to quarantine the city but I am not aware if they were successful in escaping or not, I have been being followed by someone I suspect is a sleeper agent of the mushroom people and I may be killed soon if it's a hive mind or cult of some sort it means it has intelligence...it also means I am not likely to escape at my advanced age...whoever picks up this notebook: check yourself to guarantee you're not infected by the spores, a doctor in a nearby house I spoke with has been able to identify the main symptoms of infection like a certain increase in blood pressure and cardiovascular activity summed with paranoid thoughts that curtail on someone's loyalties...please if you picked up this journal and you are not infected...flee the city and warn the other kingdoms, you may be the last hope of mankind in the continent for the city is most likely already lost. They're outside the house...I refuse to become infected with the spores and be forced to kill my remaining friends and colleagues against my will so I will be taking a vial of poison soon...I am scared for my soul but deep in my heart I know that at my advanced age, I have no chance of escape and this is not suicide but sacrifice, may God forgive me for failing to warn the king earlier. whoever you are...may you be able to escape and may God be with you¨ - last entry in the journal of David the citizen and investigator, compiled during the last days of the plague of mushrooms and near the Fall of Pizza City, was recovered by the Holy Order of Plague Doctors during an incursion into the city.
@averycool7499
@averycool7499 11 месяцев назад
Stop spoiling
@solarboyaaron4652
@solarboyaaron4652 11 месяцев назад
@@averycool7499your fault for reading
@OfficialDenzy
@OfficialDenzy 11 месяцев назад
R.I.P David your name will be remembered for generations in this continent as a hero who saved the continent.
@CursedXyster
@CursedXyster 10 месяцев назад
@@averycool7499 stop being stupid and reading the comments before finishing the video
@RuyVuusen
@RuyVuusen 9 месяцев назад
​@@averycool7499Stop reading such a hefty comment expecting not to be spoiled.
@hereiam272
@hereiam272 11 месяцев назад
When you're trying to tell a story and your main character suddenly dies mid-way through
@cringelord7776
@cringelord7776 11 месяцев назад
With debug tools you can turn on, show mush infection, and it will create a pink highlight in chunks where infected people are
@BoredTruckn
@BoredTruckn 11 месяцев назад
Wish they'd add a trait menu to the kingdom screen so it's easier to give persistent traits and stuff. Would be a easy way to do it.
@TheSpellwright
@TheSpellwright 11 месяцев назад
Or to cultures. Or cities. Any group, really.
@BoredTruckn
@BoredTruckn 11 месяцев назад
@@TheSpellwright exactly. The selective to bring mod is ok, but it makes all the guys super man after awhile. I just want a persistent trait that is added, regardless of anything else. Would make clans and such more interesting. Make one clan really good at combat, and another a great researcher or something. Then watch how they mingle and stuff. I'd be like a bloodline.
@richardgomer5126
@richardgomer5126 11 месяцев назад
Gorg is trying to get around therapy and make videos like this one as a silent way of self therapy. Or a silent scream for help.
@uniquebananabob
@uniquebananabob 11 месяцев назад
damn
@kranmoi2385
@kranmoi2385 11 месяцев назад
I'm going to spawn a bunny and name it Gorg and it will live in my world peacefully. If it does die I will make it a god and Gorg will destroy the world!
@declanjones8888
@declanjones8888 11 месяцев назад
All hail Gorg The Almighty!!!
@TheIronManOfSteel
@TheIronManOfSteel 11 месяцев назад
Best ingredients, Best pizza, Our king, Papa Johns. Called it.
@spicy-cactus
@spicy-cactus 11 месяцев назад
I myself didn't have the greatest time when I was on vacation in pizza city. I myself live in the great cacti dessert where I am already a little weird because I am half pepper. but anyway when I visited it they wanted to use my pepper for pizza and they also wanted to test if cactus would taste good on pizza. I barely made it out of there that day.
@jamiesnow8190
@jamiesnow8190 11 месяцев назад
Thanks for the content!
@TheSkiingDragon
@TheSkiingDragon 11 месяцев назад
I shall now summon every New Yorker in the comments section with 5 words: Deep Dish is best pizza
@markob8934
@markob8934 9 месяцев назад
Is this a joke I’m too British to understand?
@neistrong614
@neistrong614 9 месяцев назад
I am too russian to understand dis shit
@GigaLobster
@GigaLobster 11 месяцев назад
As someone who's name is David I can confirm that I live a weird life
@errorcringyname4044
@errorcringyname4044 11 месяцев назад
How about a small civ of elves with a bunch of guardian animals which are super suped up animals against a normal orc civ?
@axo677
@axo677 3 месяца назад
Yes
@Ethanthegreat2
@Ethanthegreat2 11 месяцев назад
A kid in my school is named David but everybody calls him dodot
@McJorgan
@McJorgan 11 месяцев назад
Why
@Ethanthegreat2
@Ethanthegreat2 11 месяцев назад
@@McJorgan I don't have the slightest idea
@bast4rdlyreaper
@bast4rdlyreaper 11 месяцев назад
I quite like mushrooms on pizza, luckily I haven't died while infected yet.
@stanleyoranges4586
@stanleyoranges4586 8 месяцев назад
You are such a good narrator 😌. Really nice video 😁. Keep the good work.
@UmbrielakaPasystem
@UmbrielakaPasystem 8 месяцев назад
As a person of Pizza city, I confirm David was very weird, never knew he did not like mushroom pizza. I’m Pizya, nickname is Pizya Crusty sauce.
@ayechan12
@ayechan12 11 месяцев назад
More stories please 🙏 🙏 🙏
@spaghetti675
@spaghetti675 11 месяцев назад
if papa john loves pizza then why is his favorite food hamburgers
@nablamakabama488
@nablamakabama488 11 месяцев назад
It’s pizza city. Everything is meant as a pizza topping. He likes to put burgers on his pizza.
@spaghetti675
@spaghetti675 11 месяцев назад
@nablamakabama488 oh ok that makes sense
@professorx9932
@professorx9932 11 месяцев назад
You could have found patient 0 using developer console -> show mush spores.
@RADARMYBRAT32
@RADARMYBRAT32 Месяц назад
As much as I love pizza I can't imagine eating for everyday for eternity
@Sireeeee
@Sireeeee 11 месяцев назад
Damn you really made new york in world box
@beaksters
@beaksters 10 месяцев назад
Why does this feel extremely metaphorical for a lot of other issues in the world.
@illadiel6049
@illadiel6049 11 месяцев назад
Only way it could have been better is if the map were styled like a pizza
@ThatGollumGuy
@ThatGollumGuy 11 месяцев назад
You´re not alone, David. I also don´t really like mushrooms. Especially on pizza
@ElliottBurton-iu7ud
@ElliottBurton-iu7ud 5 месяцев назад
We need more of these cinematic videos
@75GOLD
@75GOLD 11 месяцев назад
I loved the story. Have an idea maybe you can do another story but with bread
@Ryker583_
@Ryker583_ 11 месяцев назад
Video 2 of asking for gorg to do a 4 kingdoms spawn on a small island and every 2 years the island gets a bit larger do this tell the kingdoms connect or you could do 8
@anedark
@anedark 11 месяцев назад
I too hate mushrooms. I understand you david
@blakegymnastics
@blakegymnastics 11 месяцев назад
I love your vids and I always watch them within 5 hours again you are awesome
@King0nWings
@King0nWings 11 месяцев назад
My idea for your next video is that you make a city called "Anchovies on Pizza" and nuke it non-stop for 10 minutes. That's the whole video.
@Twidleythegnome
@Twidleythegnome 11 месяцев назад
Haha I loved the terraria mushroom biome music at the end
@g.s.890
@g.s.890 11 месяцев назад
I'll have you know, mushroom anchovie and olive pizza is the best topping combination
@SupersuMC
@SupersuMC 11 месяцев назад
Burn in the pizza oven.
@AceIncVR
@AceIncVR 11 месяцев назад
Really like keep up the good work
@MysticalGrape696
@MysticalGrape696 23 дня назад
Gorg kinda clickbaited us because David died
@Wrath-_-
@Wrath-_- 11 месяцев назад
The moral of the story: Gorg doesn't like mushrooms, F mushrooms
@Amy-qv3oq
@Amy-qv3oq 6 месяцев назад
This is an experimental cyberpunk novel.
@user-pm6ok5jy3p
@user-pm6ok5jy3p 11 месяцев назад
This is why you don't put sentient super organisms of decay on pizza. Also you should have had mushroom forest spread as the mushmen grew in number
@griffin_the_hybrid
@griffin_the_hybrid 11 месяцев назад
The moral is stop putting mushroom, anchovies and pineapple on pizza lol
@karma10125
@karma10125 10 месяцев назад
I remember somehow when I started a zombie outbreak in a massive city they managed to survive while infected so they became immortal. It was like a zombie city
@WitheredRosee
@WitheredRosee 11 месяцев назад
Man not even a minute in and I'm hungry
@nuamideii1432
@nuamideii1432 11 месяцев назад
But i like mushrooms Oh shoot i died
@maxmaldonado9859
@maxmaldonado9859 11 месяцев назад
Make a video about how long can a civilization can survive against infinite zombies
@therickrollking69420xD
@therickrollking69420xD 11 месяцев назад
Yo, video idea. Faultlines map where you spin a wheel every 20 or so minutes and do a disaster relating to fault lines. E.g earthquakes
@therickrollking69420xD
@therickrollking69420xD 11 месяцев назад
Another video idea is that you make a village that is fully sustainable and everything,a very advanced civilization. Then absolutely obliterate it with nukes and if there's no survivors spawn them. 😃
@vernstern6364
@vernstern6364 11 месяцев назад
I can relate to David about mushrooms and gorgs
@mru22695
@mru22695 11 месяцев назад
Idea: make a giant war with the tumor, cyber core, biomass, and super pumpkin
@slightlymaddog
@slightlymaddog 11 месяцев назад
I also hate mushrooms and David is one of my middle names !
@merguinev
@merguinev 11 месяцев назад
Love this
@ImColombiaa_
@ImColombiaa_ 11 месяцев назад
You posted this literally the same time I arrived to Rome 💀💀
@pokefan2370
@pokefan2370 11 месяцев назад
Gotta love that terraria mushroom theme 🔥
@Trashcastle
@Trashcastle 11 месяцев назад
-“Hi David how you doing “ -“Really bad actually” -“he’s doing well, thank goodness” 1:13
@cocacola4blood365
@cocacola4blood365 9 месяцев назад
Pizza City was thriving until the whole town did 'shrooms, then it declined like it's hair was on fire and it's ass was catching. So the moral is "don't do drugs."
@MysticalGrape696
@MysticalGrape696 23 дня назад
We love David
@VillainNamedDylan
@VillainNamedDylan 8 месяцев назад
Grossest Pizza I ate was a Pizza Places attempt at a Dessert In Pizza Form. Think Smores, Yknow, Chocolate, Graham Crackers, Marshmallows, the whole shebang.. It was not good.
@cocacola4blood365
@cocacola4blood365 9 месяцев назад
Once upon a time, there was this guy and then he died. The End.
@GummieI
@GummieI 11 месяцев назад
Now I kinda want to try an pizza with apples xD
@maximusharbour3463
@maximusharbour3463 11 месяцев назад
My favorite pizza is olive and mushroom with alfredo sauce.
@jackalenterprisesofohio
@jackalenterprisesofohio 9 месяцев назад
Anchovie, artachoke, onion, olive pizza (with stuffed crust)
@Skishtube
@Skishtube 29 дней назад
Foods that look too evil to eat Broccoli,mushrooms,raw onion,banana peel,orange with stringy stuff on it ,my cat,scorpion,chicken with no breading,steak,bugs,my hand
@Darwidx
@Darwidx Месяц назад
It's me David, and I hate mushrooms.
@bonngamer565
@bonngamer565 11 месяцев назад
BBQ pizza is so good not going to lie
@darkshadows8
@darkshadows8 11 месяцев назад
man i remember i quit this game long ago...
@BoredTruckn
@BoredTruckn 11 месяцев назад
Plot of "I Robot". And probably a few other things.
@Definetlyalive
@Definetlyalive 11 месяцев назад
Lets get to 40,000 at this point FOR THE EMPEROR
@Funtime_Fz
@Funtime_Fz 3 месяца назад
"Everyone loves pizza" 0:28 3:09 8:26 "How about mushroom is the only pizza topping." Uh Gorg they are mushrooms, why would they eat their own flesh? Did you mean to make the mushrooms sound like cannibals?
@tenma8797
@tenma8797 11 месяцев назад
Not Papa John! Nooo…
@DaveLark
@DaveLark 10 месяцев назад
Wow I lived a weird life!
@orangetabby7122
@orangetabby7122 11 месяцев назад
maybe the real pizza was the mushrooms we made along the way
@somebodykares1
@somebodykares1 11 месяцев назад
There was a place that offered a salad pizza once that I knew
@FreezingPanda
@FreezingPanda 11 месяцев назад
Alternate title: Cortsepts spreads through italy
@WMFawn
@WMFawn 11 месяцев назад
Ok but shrimp on pizza slaps, try it sometime
@Nord..
@Nord.. 11 месяцев назад
For some reason I thought it was Oswald not David
@user-ro4ym1dq7i
@user-ro4ym1dq7i 9 месяцев назад
David was the lust of us
@omen3324
@omen3324 2 месяца назад
4:13 Bruh
@UnholyOomlie
@UnholyOomlie 9 месяцев назад
So you're tellin' me the Last of Us started with an ill made mushroom pizza?
@neverunknown1236
@neverunknown1236 9 месяцев назад
7:02 ok chill out there mccarthy
@yyhhttcccyyhhttccc6694
@yyhhttcccyyhhttccc6694 11 месяцев назад
rip david
@lindatory1886
@lindatory1886 11 месяцев назад
I have a question for you Gorg. Did you know about a Glitch that makes people Immortal?
@timwest277
@timwest277 5 месяцев назад
As much as I enjoy mushrooms, I think me and David will get along fine if I was living there. My best friend IRL hate mushrooms, I tease him about it lol. I absolutely love it 😋
@theperfectbotsteve4916
@theperfectbotsteve4916 10 месяцев назад
mushrooms are pretty Grose i agree as interesting as fungus are they do not belong on pizza
@thatgreek2299
@thatgreek2299 11 месяцев назад
Weirdest video I've seen. I love it
@kokushibou3122
@kokushibou3122 10 месяцев назад
All I heard for the first 1 minute was pizza
@VectorxMan
@VectorxMan 11 месяцев назад
If your pizza mushrooms are slimey that's called undercooked. They should be chewey yet firm.
@Cobalt_Hitron
@Cobalt_Hitron 10 месяцев назад
There’s not mush room for mushrooms on pizza
@MASTERCRAFT938
@MASTERCRAFT938 11 месяцев назад
Hello there! :D
@kierancreighton96
@kierancreighton96 11 месяцев назад
Whats the count for the amount of times gorg said pizza
@dianecoughlan2982
@dianecoughlan2982 10 месяцев назад
My name is David!
@ajreoma6035
@ajreoma6035 9 месяцев назад
The lasy of us
@illadiel6049
@illadiel6049 11 месяцев назад
Dorohedoro
@seanshepherd1071
@seanshepherd1071 11 месяцев назад
Mush plauge *always* wins
@wyattvankirk8824
@wyattvankirk8824 9 месяцев назад
David makes since of night city cuz of cyberpunk edge runners, so David Martinez, so if David’s here. Where’s V?
@EmissaryFromHell_MrFresh
@EmissaryFromHell_MrFresh 11 месяцев назад
he just made the last of us in world box
@JacobTheBlueLobster
@JacobTheBlueLobster 11 месяцев назад
33,378 P I Z Z A C I T Y
@Post_the_most
@Post_the_most 10 месяцев назад
If David knew that for the dough you also need mushrooms :D
@RikoNikoBiko
@RikoNikoBiko 10 месяцев назад
i’m with david here
@jofrio1021
@jofrio1021 10 месяцев назад
What version is that?
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