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From David Lucas latest appearance on Kill Tony featuring Ryan Long and Chris Faga.
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David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more) He is a regular on Kill Tony. Catch him on tour currently with Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan!

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@EMP-Music 11 месяцев назад

Ryan deserves the heat here for interrupting all of David’s punch lines

@PowuhToSeven 9 месяцев назад

I thought they were gonna mention it. He was only talking to stomp all over Lucas' jokes. Bad form.

@toreba 9 месяцев назад

Bro his jokes are cringy

@tclyde865 9 месяцев назад

He got a few good ones in there none of em made me laugh though. His delivery is just off

@alfonzo9289 Год назад

"You look like you cried when Aaron Carter died" bahahaha holy shit. Pure gold.

@SIKE01 Год назад

he's the only one that did🥲

@homealone5087 Год назад

Aaron Carter is dead? Oh shit that crazy ass died in his bathtub

@sjadev Год назад

Ryan totally missed an opportunity to come back at David with an “I want candy” joke.

@scg81790 3 месяца назад

I almost did. We all failed him.

@Toddis Год назад

The Tony sitting on a stump and telling how old it was joke had me choking on my tea

@Ajaxx47 Год назад

Bro I was just gonna comment that, honestly the first comeback joke I’ve heard in a long ass time that made me laugh out loud hysterically

@bobbosworld6795 Год назад

Choking on my tears* you mean. From crying laughing lmfao

@emoryolsoff96 Год назад

FR holy cow I haven't laughed so hard in a long time

@JJWalters Год назад

Was the Aaron Carter died joke for me. David is a roast comedy machine

@thehumandrive Год назад

that part sent me over the edge lol fucking hilarious moment

@zachofall Год назад

The stump joke is one of the funniest things of all time

@robtriton Год назад

Literally crying laughing!!!! He's a roast champ!

@triptank7857 Год назад

100% 🤣👌

@mangaas Год назад

It's a re-packaged lollipop joke, that everyone used to make about Tony for being a closeted gay. It was always in the comments when he was on JRE. Man... comedy is dead, just a bunch of hacks stealing old memes and farming the internet for jokes.

@ondemandslapperandclapper Год назад

@@mangaasboooo

@Taureg Год назад

@@mangaasWell said, thats an old joke

@man4145 Год назад

David and tony are so quick with their rebuttals it’s actually pure genius. It’s so cool to listen to

@slippi2476 Год назад

that diabetes stump rebuttle to one of the best roasts ever was seriously something to behold xD

@krylonking420s Год назад

Can’t believe Ryan tried to roast David with those long winded pre written jokes…. 😂

@Splatteringram Год назад

I love how David clocked him for it too

@Neo-zi3kg Год назад

“Tony you can sit on a stump and tell us how old that tree was” I haven’t belly laughed like that in a while

@unholylemonpledge9730 Год назад

I feel so bad for ryan he bombed harder than anyone in human history

@HillcrestGames Год назад

He was probably fucked up, probably his fault.

@rocksolid8643 Год назад

True but the crowd wasn't throwing him any bones

@tpl1339 Год назад

@@rocksolid8643 how could they those jokes were insanely bad

@rocksolid8643 Год назад

Most of the jokes are bad. It only matters if the crowd laughs

@nurobeatz Год назад

Made Adam Ray look funny.

@williambergamot1342 Год назад

Ryan Long visibly crying inside for the large parts of this was funny

@MrDank132 Год назад

Felt so bad for Ryan. He was definitely having an off night and he caught all the smoke lmfao

@theohuioiesin6519 Год назад

Bombing is also funny. Just in a very different way.

@youlig1 Год назад

@@theohuioiesin6519 Yes sometimes. But Ryan kept saying stuff the same way. That made it painful to watch for me personally. i like Ryan's podcast and stand up. but this episode was just painfully bad for me. he should have just stopped saying stuff at any point

@jjkenneth2468 Год назад

Off night ? he’s a redbar fool

@Tiddyliterature Год назад

@@youlig1he’s a goddamn soldier that’s why he kept goin on. He’s relentless even when he should probably give up.

@iGigaCow Год назад

@@Tiddyliterature true that. Bomb or not gotta give him credit for maintaining face and trying.

@stilltrill198 Год назад

David was unstoppable and on point, this is def one of my favorite sets from him on this show

@darthkrator9366 Год назад

Tony told him not to roast the guests but Ryan definitely deserved it especially cuz he kept cutting Tony off, and David knew that!!!

@mike54996 Год назад

David looking like Ceelo no greens.

@jamescurran6277 Год назад

Goddamn that's good.

@Grey_mind Год назад

Nice😂

@DylzNZ Год назад

Ryan looks straight at his written material on his phone as soon as Lucas is announced 🤣🤣🤣 he thought he was ready 🤣 🤣🤣

@fawwazshah Год назад

David Lucas spends 5 minutes on his set and the rest of the week thinking of jokes to roast Tony with

@whodis000 Год назад

😭😭😂 so true, he goes in on tony straight away

@tralalalatrollin Год назад

Its on sight on the spot. His roasts arent written

@TarantinosChin 10 месяцев назад

@@tralalalatrollinpeople hate on talent, it’s a human flaw

@genie3531 17 дней назад

@@TarantinosChinthese jokes were actually hilarious but I mean watch his set before his HOF video, literally says the same roast that’s in the video he’s about to watch and that was after people saw he had been reusing roasts

@jonathanparnell3175 Год назад

The more I watch these the more respect I have for Tony, he's actually the best roaster

@nuttybullkinetings Год назад

The stump joke was the best thing I’ve heard in awhile 😂

@gordonsmith5589 2 месяца назад

Old joke

@Ammon6 Год назад

That dude is a regular guest, but he didn't know how the roast game works. Therefore he got blasted into the heavens by David. Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

@MarionsFans Год назад

I literally applauded at the stump joke!!! That was creative af 😂

@Taureg Год назад

thank you are an idiot, its an old roast joke

@Retcon__ Год назад

You know its good when you start feeling bad for them 🤣

@whodis000 Год назад

I didn't watch this episode in it's entirety but he looks weirdly uncomfortable like he's scared of a black guy 😂 I might be wrong he might have been just having a bad night but he just seems uncomfortable around black people

@bryankowalczyk3982 Год назад

@@whodis000 tbh that's a very weird take that shit never would of even came to my head lol I think it was more likely he was coked out, then your theory

@jerichojones2722 Год назад

@@bryankowalczyk3982 yeah he seemed off. i know coke doesnt do anything for my creative juices lol. just makes me more confident about spouting bull shit

@Splatteringram Год назад

Trueeeee 🤣🤣🤣

@BiltsOne Год назад

When he said "You look like you cried, when Aaorn Carter died" , I lost it. 🤣🤣

@jeremym1288 Год назад

"He looks like Patrick, I mean Patrice, O'neal" - Ryan stepped on his own joke as he was saying it...

@reflect_earth Год назад

he didn't even say "I mean". Patrick "Patrice" O'neal, as if that's his full name. obviously not on purpose but still painful

@j69199 Год назад

If he said i hope u end up like Patrice O'Neal too that might've redeemed him 😆

@andreaholcock8992 Год назад

@@j69199naw it would have bombed like every other thing he said lol

@magos_0083 Год назад

@@andreaholcock8992lmao

@mr.drummond2250 Год назад

“You can sit on a tree stump and tell us how old it is” lmaooo damnnn that gave me roast me vibes haha great work man

@nicholasdiaz7920 Год назад

That’s the same vibe I got !!!! That joke would’ve been for Billy sorrells

@lancegoodthrust546 Год назад

I've never heard of David Lucas until an hour ago. This is my second video.... instant fan! Seriously, I've laughed in this video more than4 seasons' worth of SNL.

@slippi2476 Год назад

not saying much lol

@malcolmcooks9772 Год назад

He'll be a great writer for SNL

@donotcareatall Год назад

Just because you’re sitting next to Tony doesn’t mean your immune to bombing

@passportstampin Год назад

Why is you + are so hard for so many people? It’s you’re*.

@bryankowalczyk3982 Год назад

@@passportstampin he was right the first one, could of been spell check. Relax.

@joeyzaza9620 Год назад

I love how Tony gathered the loud table & Ryan when he tried to step all over David’s jokes! 👏🏾👏🏾

@Vicariousleighilive.. Год назад

Tony’s got three responses “omg” , “that is true I actually do that” , “ I love it”

@DRED1224 Год назад

"How dare u"

@mhjyuti Год назад

That whole show Ryan was terrified every time another comedian was being introduced 😂😂

@joshusho9252 Год назад

I love how Tony always just says “actually I do do that”

@mischieftheband7904 11 месяцев назад

Its funny how comedians turn to their drinks when David roasts them 😂

@coffeeyouu Год назад

Glad David stuck it to Ryan Long trying to hard David was a shark in the water and Ryan was a bleeding seal lmao

@nicholasdiaz7920 Год назад

The great boo kapone once said, THEY HAVE TO GREASE YOUR SIDES DOWN AND KICK YOU THROUGH THE DOOR 😂

@Iwayne420 Год назад

You absolutely killed it!

@SL1MZ Год назад

GOAT I still believe David deserves a perma spot on that table

@headbobgunpants4858 Год назад

"it's like beetlejuice" KILLS😂

@youknowelgin Год назад

That Aaron Carter and Tree Stump joke are some of the best things I’ve heard man 😂gosssshhhh

@LackaJudgment Год назад

I will never get tired watching David Lucas roasting tf out of people, this man is quickly reaching the height of his comedic powers

@LavizzoPack Год назад

That tree stump joke was brought to you by David’s Roast Me: Battlegrounds experience 🤞🏽😂😂😂

@Skorp-eon Год назад

The way you and William shut Ryan down with his attempt at insults was hilarious .

@px7zz Год назад

I fucking love Ryan long and david so this was a huge treat. Every single time I'm never disappointed. The energy man.

@YoungJoone Год назад

The crazy part is... if you watch Roast Me, it becomes obvious how crazy good the competition is.

@Musashi_Sheedo13 Год назад

Facts

@konflicted1729 7 месяцев назад

Not the watch

@TheEconomicExpert Год назад

Damn. I’ve watched a lot of these videos of David on Kill Tony, and this was the best one. Good lord. Unstoppable force. I was dying laughing

@FTCFootball Год назад

You're the only comic that makes me laugh out loud joke after joke. You're incredible bro!

@Syte425 Год назад

These Tony and David roasts are becoming truly legendary. Hilarious

@ARSENICKMUSIC Год назад

They truly are. David constantly makes fun of Tony appearing gay and Tony constantly makes fun of David being fat. The incredible variation of those two topics just displays how creative and quick-witted these guys are !

@Syte425 Год назад

@@ARSENICKMUSIC 💯

@Hurley164 Год назад

Bruh I would listen to you and Tony go at for hours

@andreaholcock8992 Год назад

Phrasing!

@TRQSHR Год назад

DAVID LUCAS IS HERE

@viewer7101 2 месяца назад

6:06 "Gay jokes are his bread and butter, which is also his bread and butter. I've been sitting in that on for years." Sums up every Tony/David interaction.

@patrickhenry4286 Год назад

Haha man, I'm glad you uploaded this, the king of roasting for real, you killed those guys.

@smithers9155 Год назад

To be fair Ryan had some great lines during the show but David shook Ryan to his core and he bombed a lot after this. David out here taking souls

@DankSwegSkuxxXhayel Год назад

No he didn't... He stepped on jokes the whole night and sat there trying too hard to be funny, nothing he said got a genuine laugh out of the room...

@Ryo7_7 Год назад

😂

@tatooine_dream Год назад

'great lines' okey dokey

@jeremym1288 Год назад

True. But when David came at him, Ryan stepped on his own jokes...

@smithers9155 Год назад

@@DankSwegSkuxxXhayel he got a few big laughs from the room and had Tony laughing. Before David roasted him. Go watch the episode again

@KyleJames- Год назад

this shit had me crying 😂😂😂 yall went in!

@GritsAndEggsPod Год назад

Strawberry shortcake, sweet potato pie 😂😂😂😂

@MrBibb-ig3bn Год назад

Now David Lucas is ready to ride☠️

@stephennewman5936 Год назад

Apple turnover, fist full of fries…

@zerohecks4864 Год назад

Ryan Long got eviscerated on this one.

@xerostrifer3445 Год назад

The response time from David is incredible

@chrislowe8212 Год назад

Tony became a 10x better roaster I think it’s because of David he stepped up

@napu2652 Год назад

Probably Theeee best ‘kill tony’ I’ve ever seen todate 💯🇺🇸😅😂🤣

@alphakennyone8 Год назад

I disagree the guests were.. smh

@napu2652 Год назад

@@alphakennyone8 I agree, because I’ve never seen a ‘kill tony’ episode without any guests and/or tony by himself

@colinrodgers5657 Год назад

Oh my lord. Ryan did end up looking super uncomfortable

@DesignRhythm Год назад

"Throw in the towel Mickey!" 🤣🤣🤣 Poor Ryan

@cmorebeats Год назад

“I’m 0 for 2 with David Lucas” 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

@HburgMMAInstitute Год назад

Hahaha! "Mt. Vesuvius!" That was hilarious!

@OnlyRockets Год назад

First RU-vid video where I had to pause because I could not breathe from laughing, fucking love this man, hilarious

@CorridorJ Год назад

Lol Ryan long BOMBED!! You could see how nervous he is though

@slimerone Год назад

That Aaron Carter line was comedy

@dboutte36 Год назад

Damn… David continues his rise to stardom. Shit was dumb funny

@dksilvers1759 Год назад

Jesus Christ Ryan Long getting eviscerated by David Lucas was like hearing Patrice tear into Voss back in the day.

@SolidMikeP Год назад

My brother told me about Kill Tony last week....now I am about 1,500 hrs deep into listening to David Lucas roast everyone.

@LoowheezeBreeze 9 месяцев назад

2:52 I think Ryan actually had the best joke of the segment...

@shangee2275 9 месяцев назад

It was too wordy. He should've just said Chik Fillet is closed Sunday cause you eat there Saturday.

@jamarmcgriff639 Год назад

Easily your best work on kill tony. Dawwwg I was in tears I woke my fucking son up laughing so loud 😂😂😂

@cmartin6109 Год назад

YES

@ReactNotion 7 дней назад

This crowd was not messing with Ryan at all 🤣

@KingOFFLINE Год назад

*LOL next time Billy Sorrels sees David Lucas on Roast Me:* "That's what you be saying on the weekends, 'coming to the stage, Tony Hinchcliffe!'"

@jakeclinton6571 Год назад

Man that min tonight was f'n killer, funny as hell! Your always original and hilarious became one of my favorite comedians in less than a year hands down

@mikestoolfun Год назад

I have been watching David Lucas and Tony clips tor the last 20hrs! 😂😂😂😂. I cant get enough: 😂😂

@c0nc3ntr8d6 Год назад

This was some of your best stuff yet.

@SNNetwork Год назад

truly appreciate how much you enjoyed this david haha

@Chugg.Norris 2 месяца назад

A human daddy long leg spider 😂😂😂

@devbyrd1 Год назад

You were on point bro that was fire

@cincydrum Год назад

David a savage for the @ This roast was 🔥

@TravisLee1018 Год назад

I fucking love David and Tony’s relationship

@dennispugh7368 Год назад

"You look like you remove hornets nests with no pants on" I was 💀💀💀

@jcddupuy 10 месяцев назад

love it, comes up with burns that literally make no sense and are out and out insanely hilarious ..the master.

@vinzetti22 Год назад

Haha david constantly laughs at his own jokes, which makes it funnier

@natel7382 Год назад

That was hilarious. Ryan bombed.

@donharalson8880 Год назад

The best in the game now!!

@colinjones8265 Год назад

I stay rewatching these like it’s my first time

@curtisburns Год назад

"You look like you cried when Aaron Carter died".

@IzkAndrew 10 месяцев назад

David's brain needs to be studied 😂😂 like holy fuck this guy is great

@lotsoffun4939 Год назад

“You never said no” “you only said no two times”

@djbowlz2128 Год назад

Ryan will never be the same

@brianblile7946 Год назад

He’s so perfect!! Love this guy! Not many comics can think on their feet like him!😊😅

@TheJols Год назад

Hahaha! Ryan already ate it and here David is rubbing it in.

@yourboymaleko Год назад

Lucas a future GOAT

@davidbrantley6026 Год назад

Love Ryan Long. It was great seeing him on the show

@SouthExodz Год назад

The Aaron Carter joke was incredible

@richardjarquin9498 Год назад

Everytime I watch a David Lucas video I can always count on him to start off saying “yyeeeaaaaaaaaaa”

@juggbot4572 11 месяцев назад

9:03 Tony gets to realize his dream every Monday night. Praying for us all to have the same experience

@sayfirenix9354 Год назад

Kept saying all he got is gay jokes so David hit em with the "Eric Carter "😅😂❤

@hajistrasser2201 10 месяцев назад

Everytime @davidlucas come on stage with bad boy for life for him it’s fat boy for life 😂

@otterriverhotel Год назад

Yes David! You absolutely destroyed him!

@jorgesalinas3367 Год назад

Craig from all def needs to be on this damn shit

@No1reallydies Год назад

You can see the visible fear in Ryan Longs face as David’s about to be announced to come on stage😂.

@ticoman90 Год назад

Totally 😂 trying so hard to play it off too lmao. Still love the guys street and sketch stuff. Just seems like sponteous roasts and stand up might not be his strong suit.