Okay but imagine thinking that Tyler wasn't gonna be there, but you decided to just go because it looked like a super cool church, and then you hear a ukulele and Tyler comes out
It looks like Tyler being there was a surprise, but can you imagine the outreach opportunities for that youth group? Imagine them saying COME TO OUR CHURCH, WE HAVE TYLER FREAKING JOSEPH. Although I guess I could understand him wanting to go to church- a super personal activity- without being swarmed and followed by fans lol
honestly, I live in Ohio and every day there is a struggle not to burst into the doors of that church and yell "I'VE GOT GUNS FOR HANDS AND IF SOMEONE DOESN'T TURN OVER TYLER JOSEPH RIGHT NOW, OR YOU'RE ALL GONERS!"
I told my mom don't be a bore please just ride my hoverboard You won't fall I promise you you juts have to trust me I told my mom don't be a bore please juts ride my hoverboard you won't fall i promise you you just have to trust me i know you have told me time and time again just shut my freaking trap and just get off your back just hold my hand and you;ll be fine you think I do this all the time I had this thing for juts one day but everything will be okay she says Tyler there's no way. You'll ever get me on that thang. And why's it called a hoverboard it's wheels are still touching the floor i know you have told me time and time again just shut my freaking trap and just get off your back now here she goes she's on the board i let go she hit the floor man that escalated quick when she screamed Tyler you're an idiot she broke her wrist it's all my fault a nonexpected summersault here she leis in total pain your arm should not look that way I know she told me time and time again even after what I did I'm still her favorite kid! You can thank me later..
if we talk we get sent home at my church but they have freaking Tyler Joseph to preform a parody of house of gold about his mom falling off a hover board.WHAT?!?!
Woah...what kind of Church do you attend? I'm not from his Church, but we do a lot of things like that at my Church. We even made a video about how Santa wasn't coming this year because all the presents are at our carnival XD
'man that escalated quick / when she screamed "tyler, you're an idiot"' i'm 90% she actually screamed "tyler you're a little shit" (because that rhymes) but they couldn't sing that in church (also tyler always says his mum curses a lot so)
"I can't cook Christmas dinner..." Who can apart from moms, eh? Don't worry Tyler. You can probably get a ready meal Christmas dinner instead...somewhere.
+Five14 Church (Five14Church) this was recorded at a church service? I would go to church every Sunday if my church was like this. it's such a great community:)
Legend has it that if you turn all the lights off in your bathroom and light three candles with the fourth one out and put a car radio on the bathroom sink and balance to pencils on a paper full of song lyrics and say "Sassy Tyjo" into the mirror twenty one times, Tyler Joseph will roast you.
"Tyler, you're gonna have to cook Christmas dinner. Dave, I can't cook, I can't cook Christmas dinner!" The emotion and the cracking behind that line just makes it that much funnier!
