David Spade's Charity Auction Fail

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David Spade reveals why he ended up spending way more money than he wanted to at an auction for Sean Penn's charity.
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@renatarocha2524 6 лет назад

I’m obsessed with David spade. Been binging watching him on YT for hours now

@timothypelletier6908 6 лет назад

Renata Rocha the way he tells a story he's the best.

@renatarocha2524 6 лет назад

Timothy Pelletier IKR?!

@alalducente 6 лет назад

im doing that right now

@vperkv6554 5 лет назад

Rotfl, i kid you not, ive been bingin spade clips going on 2 weeks, the first weekend was probably the worst, over 12 hrs of clips, no joke n still finding them

@palmtree5110 5 лет назад

Same!!!

@PatriotsCelticsSox 7 лет назад

Spade seems funnier in a natural setting than with written material.

@savannahyeah5470 5 лет назад

Spade seems so normal for a celebrity. He possesses so much self awareness which is why he's so funny and seems like a genuine likable dude.

@afrosymphony8207 7 лет назад

This dude is like the only comedian who makes hosts laugh organically...remember seeing ellen die of laughter listening to his story looooool

@Rubens_991 5 лет назад

dude "organically" guess you spend way too much time in interpreting this...

@TheCHLOEDU78 5 лет назад

and Wanda Sykes !

@jefffairchild1854 5 лет назад

Amy Schumer too

@GenXstacker 5 лет назад

Norm McDonald is another one.

@tedthecommenter5364 4 года назад

bill burr, norm macdonald

@iqra3744 7 лет назад

David Spade is absolutely hilarious! His stories are always the best and Jimmy Kimmel is just absolutely amazing❣️

@bradleycotton3237 7 лет назад

LittleMissPerfect 4eva There are despots and dictators, Political manipulators. There are blue bloods with the intellect of fleas. There are kings and catty tyrants Who are so lacking in refinements. They'd be better suited swinging from the trees. He was born and raised to rule. No one has ever been this cool In a thousand years of aristocracy. An enigma and a mystery In Mezo-American history. The quintessence of perfection, that is he. "Okay, this is the real me. Not this. This. Not this. Winner. Loser! Okay, see this palace? Everyone in it is at my command. Check this out. Butler! Chef! Theme song guy." Oh, yeah! He's the sovereign lord of the nation. He's the hippest cat in creation. He's the Alpha, the Omega, A to Z. And his perfect world will spin Around his every little whim 'Cause his perfect world begins and ends with... "ME!" What's his name?

@lilsamantha1 6 лет назад

LittleMissPerfect 4eva i agree. However I feel like if I was talking to him i would need like a 1-2 hour break and return to listening to his stories

@XyonbiX50 7 лет назад

no one makes kimmel laugh like david spade

@thanksfernuthin 7 лет назад

I don't know about that but he's like the funniest wise ass you knew from high school except done on a professional level. For that, there's nobody better than Spade.

@XyonbiX50 6 лет назад

lmaoo

@DIYLoomTutorials 6 лет назад

No one makes David Letterman laugh like Chris Farley

@hallnoats4ever942 6 лет назад

ＸｙｏｎｂｙＥｄｉｔØｒ this is an old story he told on the Chealse Handler show years ago

@brady2075 6 лет назад

hallnoats4ever cause it’s a great story.

@mike3894 7 лет назад

I wish David Spade's movies were has funny and cool to hang out with as he always is on his own naturally in interviews.

@thomasrainbow 5 лет назад

I think he should some sort of Netflix special like Comedians in Cars or something where he's just being naturally funny! Netflix don't sleep! They better see this reply comment under your comment on this youtube video.

@gomcocramp 4 года назад

@@thomasrainbow he has his own show now finally

@TheWords100 7 лет назад

David is the type of guy who is always around and when someone cancels, Jimmy get him to the show!

@jbaux84 7 лет назад

TheWords100 he should be a weekly regular! He has to have some great stories especially from SNL and Farley.

@GiorgiNemsitsveridze 6 лет назад

I hope he cancels a lot of celebs and gets Spade... Spade ! Spade !

@R3DQ22 6 лет назад

Seriously? Either way spade is hilarious so it's a win win win

@marissa6854 5 лет назад

HE NEEDS TO START A PODCAST

@gomcocramp 4 года назад

he has his own show now

@NoodleBoy26 4 года назад

@@gomcocramp What is it!?

@wrinkleneckbass 6 лет назад

I've met both of these guys at charity events. They are very generous and Spade is always willing to talk to people and take pictures. Kimmel.....not so much.

@user-bs6os7dn5v 6 лет назад

lie.

@zora99ny 6 лет назад

Perhaps the last thing Jimmy wants to do is talk to strangers when he spends most of his time talking all day everyday as a talk show host

@joesr31 5 лет назад

Kimmel probably have more request tbh

@thomasrainbow 5 лет назад

David Spade literally is the best storyteller ever! Just watch any interview on youtube with him! This dude is just getting better with age!

@nancyniles6096 4 года назад

When David laughs it's the best!!!!!!!!

@dirtporcelain 7 лет назад

David Spade just name dropped A$ap Rocky, ha

@NotTheLarryDavid 7 лет назад

Drty Porcelain no, he was comparing himself to A$AP because he was acting gangsta and badass to impress the girl

@silve050 7 лет назад

When Jimmy laughs and his whole body is jumping it's like someone is hitting his chair from below with a hammer so it makes him jumps like that repeatedly lol

@ColAngus 6 лет назад

It's the left over jiggly from his days being a fatty.

@dkeys86 7 лет назад

Im Haitian and I thank you Spade XD

@michaelweston2285 7 лет назад

thank his hot young escort that he didn't want to be embarrassed in front of

@Neo4real 6 лет назад

Yeah probably only $5000 actually went to Haiti.

@marcuswijaya2569 6 лет назад

Michael Weston what do you mean?

@hallnoats4ever942 6 лет назад

D Key the worst part is if something were to happen to America no one would help us or send us money

@alfreddelatourquipenche8287 6 лет назад

hallnoats4ever, that's because pension funds the world over are already busy gulping up treasury bonds; we're already sending you money.

@MavicityHerself 7 лет назад

Excuse me? How does he look hot rn? Did he bulk up? What? New movie? Explain!

@THOMAS2910able 7 лет назад

Some men don't get to the peak of their attractiveness till later , he seems to be that part of his life.

@MrHale 7 лет назад

Tan and beard. Also he is aging, so he becomes more manly (grey hair)

@oderaezenna7876 6 лет назад

New show!

@Monika-bc3dq 6 лет назад

I don't know. For me he was always quite cute :D

@tothelighthouse9843 2 года назад

I love that people think Spade is 'just being natural' here. It's a bit--he's written this. But Spade's delivery is so perfectly 'just shootin the sh*t & tellin funny stories' that it comes off like he hasn't rehearsed or planned anything. He's the king of all he surveys at this.

@jonc3144 5 лет назад

David Spade and Kevin Hart must do a movie together or have a sketch called: Cards (cause of their last names...haha)

@NoodleBoy26 4 года назад

Dude thats perfect hahaahah

@mayraislas9190 4 года назад

Jon C Great idea!

@albertoagilar1807 4 года назад

You connect dots most people don't

@dancepiglover 3 года назад

Oh man, I was so slow to get the joke.

@joannasaad298 7 лет назад

Spade you know escorts are cheaper than $125k 😅😅

@deuteriumjones 3 года назад

Those were pretty awesome tickets though.

@pasta8793 7 лет назад

credit score, car fax lmao

@aynatgonzalez4066 7 лет назад

best guy to be interviewed hands down

@cherie3283 5 лет назад

He got better with age. I love the beard on him. Truly one hysterical guy.

@88omair 5 лет назад

"Dude I don't even know who Maroon 5 is" 😂

@gossard56 7 лет назад

Did i hear a "car fax" in there at the end while paying for the tickets?

@NotTheLarryDavid 7 лет назад

gossard56 carbon copy

@SFVone 7 лет назад

yes, you heard right lol

@bedroom.headroom 4 года назад

lots of people can afford 125k for tickets.......they're called doctors......

@KellerCRD 5 лет назад

Wait, at the end did he mention that the guests get paid for coming on these talk shows? Wow never knew that

@lrodnyc9047 7 лет назад

Hilarious...when keeping it real goes wrong...someone needs to turn these Spade stories into cartoon episodes

@dancepiglover 3 года назад

That would be great! Someone, please do it!

@agreen182 5 лет назад

I always knew he was kinda funny, but I'd never seen him on talk shows. He's amazing. So funny

@Raul_W 7 лет назад

love David!

@Struthunter 7 лет назад

Spade is such a riot

@NewMessage 7 лет назад

Turning a boast about your philandering adventures into material about your philanthropic adventures.. noice.

@askmemum 6 лет назад

Solid humble brag story

@milly-nb4pr 7 лет назад

I love David spade so much

@sheridan7475 4 года назад

I love David so much.

@user-lw8ff7fc7p 6 лет назад

I'd be so annoyed to be pressured to spend my money even if it was for charity and I was rich. I'd do it but still be annoyed.

@jermar1979 6 лет назад

He’s got great stories.

@faym8389 6 лет назад

I think his hair looks like a safari guides hair, and I love it!

@jeffk1722 5 лет назад

2:48 hah, it's like the auction version of Hot Potato, except the potato gets hotter and hotter.

@recusantbile9829 5 лет назад

Props to J.K. for letting him tell the story.

@shelleyokeeweehow1348 5 лет назад

I agree this man has a charismic charm😆

@Zeke25ish 5 лет назад

I’ve been to Haiti and I don’t know where that money is going but isn’t for the people!

@Rubens_991 5 лет назад

The Woody Allen part was hilarious

@tigerlily6070 7 лет назад

David has great hair

@chevez75 6 лет назад

is it real?

@randycentola8300 5 лет назад

Plugs, he was going bald 20 yrs ago.

@AuthoritarianGuy 7 лет назад

Its Joe Deer Tay

@richo6537 7 лет назад

Don't try to church it up. It's Dirt

@shutdowncorner7743 7 лет назад

You mean Dirté?

@amyc5913 Год назад

Should eat a lot of garlic. Keep away the vampires.

@Jacob-he4vy 7 лет назад

Don't know who this guy is but he's a legend

@FingerFlickenBoy 7 лет назад

Yaakov King Please, leave now

@Jacob-he4vy 7 лет назад

FingerFlickenBoy why?

@vileguile4 7 лет назад

Stay ^_^

@jbaux84 7 лет назад

Are you a millennial?! 😑 but you're right, he is a legend!

@SparksDrinker 6 лет назад

+Yaakov King actually you have it backwards. He is a legend, and you don't know who he is.

@drumdude46 5 лет назад

This guy is Comedy Genius. You're Welcome.

@EcoLynn 7 лет назад

Such an underrated comic

@enjelikah 6 лет назад

Ellen has much better lighting... he always looks great on her show. Not bad here I love him, but just saying... Ellen's lighting compliments everyone!

@pman8478 5 лет назад

The most surprising part of this is that he knows who a$ap rocky is

@JonnyDIY 7 лет назад

Holy Cow, Poor Spade.......literally.

@miralabualjadail4206 4 года назад

His life is like Seinfeld in real life.

@malak-iv8sj 7 лет назад

"I'm gonna be on that" me every time I watch a jemmy or james😂😂

@tigerlilydream 2 года назад

I love that!

@skillful101 4 года назад

He is so humble that he makes a 125k donation and he tells it like its nothing

@brookelarson7563 4 года назад

You can always trust people who tell you they are a great guy. hehe

@HustonSingletary 5 лет назад

"credit score.... car fax" . LOL

@jmoneyfightfan 2 года назад

He's probably padded that charities pockets that's for sure... can never tell about some of these....

@Owlbutterfly Год назад

He donated 125 .000 to haiti

@TaggsR85 5 лет назад

It’s Haiti!!!! U know the money was squandered!!!!

@robiyaashurova2472 6 лет назад

Imagine Jennifer Lawrence and David Spade in the same interview!!

@Dachdogoriginal 5 лет назад

Note to self, avoid Auctions!!! Goodness!

@SonnyGTA 4 года назад

I’m ONLY watching this because of David Spade. Kimmel is insufferable.

@slashghero 5 лет назад

He is too funny!!

@spiegel3269 7 лет назад

Spade would be a cool celeb to hang out with. Doesn't seem to have a huge ego. Always has great stories to tell too (notice how I used the correct version of to and too). You wouldn't know the guy was worth around $40 million! From what, I don't know. Joe Dirt wasn't that successful.

@thomaslockemy7187 2 года назад

So underrated

@amgirlg8934 6 лет назад

Love David he is soo funny

@enlightenedidiot9552 3 года назад

No way would I get hoodwinked into that s***. No matter how rich I was. That's straight-up f***** up. Not a chance...

@ellenms7703 6 лет назад

Love David Spade He is so funny

@bodhisattva99 6 лет назад

Tragic...

@laurenletsche1134 Год назад

Keep binging

@LisaLisa001 5 лет назад

Carfax lmao

@ezekielogilvie6426 7 лет назад

If it makes David Spade feel any better, I haven't seen "King Arthur: Legend of the Sword", either. Probably never will.

@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 6 лет назад

125k.... Wish I could do that!

@msrainbowbrite 7 лет назад

i guess i'm the only one that would have said NOPE.

@nybsbfan18 6 лет назад

I wish I had that much to throw around...

@-The-Golden-God- 7 лет назад

His wig game is strong

@l0cent 5 лет назад

does anyone have the link to when he told this story on ellen?

@danielsilberberg403 3 года назад

He's worth 60 million dollars.

@SparksDrinker 6 лет назад

lol at that Maroon 5 line...

@s.ljones6824 7 лет назад

Nice ASAP Rocky shout out

@flimsym950 6 лет назад

He should not be so worried about 125.000 grand. Isn't most of it deductible?

@stiandanielsen9969 6 лет назад

he suits the beard. Like the way he tells stories

@Xtriley90 5 лет назад

I had no idea how funny spade is. he should just wing it all the time

@kimmyg3769 7 лет назад

protect him

@fatorres10001 7 лет назад

Well he did buy a 1969 Plymouth for 900k recently I'm sure he's okay with 125k

@flythesky3000 6 лет назад

Ouch. That was funny but also painful. Sigh

@mikeydubbz1 5 лет назад

I love David Spade but seriously where does he get his money from?!

@phosgene2 5 лет назад

he was on quite a few multi-season shows on TV plus his brother's wife was kate spade, so I imagine he may have invested in that. movies with adam sandler, etc--not hard to be loaded with that resume.....

@UnitedStatesOfMoney 7 лет назад

I wonder if any of this is true.

@patrickwentzell4638 4 года назад

I could listen to stories from him all night long when I'm not pretending to be doing anything important that exact moment.

@jameskelmenson1927 5 лет назад

What did i just watch

@dandbot5142 6 лет назад

Gucci flip flops

@msrainbowbrite 7 лет назад

Wait.... Did Spade just say he gets paid $400 for being on this show?

@CreedBrattonTheOffice 7 лет назад

I'm sure they get more than that for going on these. But then again, it may depend on the show and they might get paid in other ways (like services and simply exposure for themselves and whatever TV show/movie they're promoting)

@joannasaad298 7 лет назад

Ya the union pays them and it's usually under $1k

@zora99ny 7 лет назад

MsRainbow Brite it's a SAG AFTRA minimum payment for actors in the guild

@swastikofficial98 5 лет назад

His starting range for appearing in a show is 8000$ for 45minutes plus flight and hotel from the desitation he is coming (as per his agency - google it)