Daz Watches Lil Pump ESSKEETIT 

*Lil Pump’s parents are still waiting for his first words-*

"He looks like he belongs on the scare floor of Monster's Inc." 😂

Mom: say the first word it’s gonna be mom Dad: no it’s dad Lil pump: brrr I got a fridge on my neck I like to flex

the way he sounds so confused while reading the lyrics cracks me up he's like tf is he tryna say?

I love how when Daz reads the lyrics he shows absolutely no enthusiasm at all 🤣🤣🤣

"You can't just invent a word" *laughs in Shakespeare*

Daz reading the lyrics trying to interpret them is making me so happy. He could be so off but he’s so confident it makes it automatically better 😂 I love you man

RU-vid really said: *CAPTIONS UNAVAILABLE* I DON'T BLAME YOU RU-vid

"Poppin out eggs poppin out eggs poppin out eggs" He really is a bird then 😂

He says,” everything you did i done did it.” Which is funny because he obviously didnt go to school

Imagine going to town to get clothes from Primark and the all of a sudden a tornado of money comes crashing down on you😂😂😂😂

How many times he said “ESSKEETIT” Lol

Nobody: Lil pump: ouu, ouu, chyeah, brr Daz: “is someone falling down the stairs?”

Lil pumps mum: I hope he becomes a doctor! Lil pumps dad: I hope he's a lawyer! 19 years later... Lil pump: bRr

I know I am three years and one day late, but I truly think that "Lil Pump" was a typo of "Lil Pimp" and he just stuck with it.

Daz Black reading the lyrics to Lil Pump's songs is the most iconic thing ever and I love it.

Someone falling down the stairs would probably be a better song than this.

Daz: “Oop,the bird is back” Me: **dying of laughter**

4:01 “I believe that is called a bar” I can’t anymore haha

FabDazzel Definition : That Daz and his Dazzelers are fabulous.

"He looks like he belongs on the scare floor at monsters inc" *spits out tea*

Daz: "ooh the birds are back!?" Me: WaSteD

A 'lil' story i made: Pump: sc- sch- Pump's mom: he's saying his first word! GAVIN COME HERE!!! (Gavin is a made up name for his dad) "Gavin":I'm here, i'm here! Pump: es- sch- ESSKEETIT! Pump's mam: es- esskeeti- WHAT- Pump: * stands up and whips out some hair dye and an outfit * 3:38 Gavin: i- * 5 second pause * hey siri, where is the closest bridge to me that could kill someone if u threw them off it?

If it was translated into bird noises we’d understand him more!

Lil pump went full my little pony

"He looks like a Mr. Whippy ice cream" Daz Black - April 2018

This is exactly why I listen to NF he is a good rapper.

1:02 we just gonna ignore how good that was? Okay...

"Esskeetit" is just an extremely slanged word for "let's get it"

Lil pump: *I got a fridge on my neck* Me:... *I HAVE AN OVEN ON MY NECK*

Lil Pump: I got a fridge on my neck Others: *dances*

5:38 "I don't understand how you can just invent a word and it seems to end up being in the dictionary." Meanwhile Shakespear: I'll pretend i didn't see that

2020 rapper starter pack: •Addicted to drugs •Brags about money in songs •Brags about designer clothes in songs •Brags about sex in songs •Brag about luxurious cars in songs •Brag about guns in songs •Brags about murder in songs •Don't have any fashion style just place a bunch of Gucci on yourself •Mumble rap

“Yep yep gonna need the lyrics” literally me

As a child I said the word bitchy and thought it was a word I made up. 🤣

9:17 I love the way Daz said that like it was a documentary or smth

React to 6ix9ine😂pleasee Like if he should...

This Time of Rapping will be known as the "pigeon era" prrruuuuuu

Lil Pump: Literally blowing his money away Daz: No!! You can’t do that!! Me, being a Terraria player: Don’t worry, Daz, he can just use the Duplication Glitch

im 2 years late but Daz, Actavis is a brand that has codeine cough syrup and you sip it and it relaxes you and you sometimes hallucinate, also in gucci gang the cart which you said was the milk cart was actavis but people call it lean

"I just snorted ecstasy off of a baby's head!!!!"😂😂😂😂😂

"he sounds just like a 6 year old that's really hungry. ESSKKETIT ,I WANT SOME ESSKKETIT"😂😂IM DYING

Sober: Let's get it Drunk: Esskettit

I think the reason why he didn't go to school is bc they can't understand him-

*the birds are back*

Only someone with that lvl of cocaine can make this music video😂 IM CRYING

4:42 I’m high as fuck!!🤣🤣🤣

” Oh The Birds are back brrr” ~Daz 2018♥

DAZ: you cant just make your own words, can you? SHAKESPEARE: let me introduce myself

Low Daz Space Definition : That Daz has low disk space.

It’s been 2 years and I’m still dying to this😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂

*you look like you belong on the scare floor at Monster’s Inc.* IM DEAD

That's how my little cousin says spaghetti. He's 2.

”that it dosent matter that they just smashed in the back window of their bentley” rolls royce - am i a joke to you

Hearing daz reading the lyrics slowly like its a novel is my fucking favorite thing

Lil Pump sexually identifies as a pink fluffy unicorn Edit: omg I did not expect that many likes, thanks I guess :)

I got a fridge on my neck.

daz: i like rock music more me: ~remember the crying in my skin vine~

Daz makes the lyrics sound like poetry when he reads them

The fact that he succeeded doesn't really bother me, but the fact that some consider lil pump a genius (one guy even went as far as calling him a talented lyricist) is beyond stupid. He is just a young man that sounds braindead.

when daz reads the lyrics, it sounds like the synchroner from google translate lmao

Whenever Daz reads the lyrics it sounds like a poem😂

If Daz watched Juice Wrld. I feel like he would actually like him. One because he doesn’tt mumble and Two he talks about stuff that’s realavent and the fact that juice wrld actually has talent

“This is someone falling down the stairs” OML IM CRYING LMAO

“Daznogstic”-My new word suggestion which has the definition- “When a Daz or Dazzler diagnoses or looks at something and talks about it”- This video, Daz did a Daznognostic

dude 5 years later and It's still a good daz watches bro istg daz is the only person to make me laugh like fr

I wanna see the way he talks in an interview😂

The advert I got 😂😂😂😂 “ got a migraine?” I’m f**king dying of laughter hahahahaha

“Oh the birds are back brrr” lol Daz 😂

2:25 This clip is the equivalent of me sending a video to my friend of me saying I got a new computer whilst swimming with it in the pool.

the only phrase i understood out of that, was "poppin' on X" and I was like, that makes sense, since he must have been trippin on sum to make this 😂

Remember the days when a video like this would be considered a parody or satirical jab at hip hop

I love how he laughs at his own jokes. Lol.

"He think he can be forgiven because he looks like a mr whippy ice cream" I'm dead-

Dazs new word: halubulalala This word that I invented for daz means what rappers sound like in Dazs mind, when daz hasn’t got the lyrics for the rap song

when the music video started i felt like an old lady bc i had to really concentrate on what he was saying and felt like saying "young man can you please slow down i can't understand you" LMAO

Why does he look like an angry skittle

1:19's ESSKEETIT doesnt sound too bad when he screams it is that just me

10:16 ew tf-

New word “Bubber” Definition: someone closer than a friend

"Esketit" was a slang which meant "Lets get it" but short. A lot of people started using it and the meaning started to get lost and now it means "skkrt ay". XD

7:18 the tattoo on the girls back was kurama the nine tailed fox from naruto

“Only someone with that much cocaine would make this type of song” PLEASE 😭😂😂💀💀💀

Did nobody look at the freaking Arctic wolf on a leash last time it was a freaking tiger now there’s a freaking arctic wolf what the heck universe! 😂

I love how daz laughs at his own jokes😂

I have a word that daz could use.. “DAZZLED AND RAZZAZLED” TWO WORDSSss

Whenever Daz watches music videos he sounds and acts like an elderly person discovering music for the first time😂

Okay, I'll make a word. Esogorghanicredolis, It means "A potted plant."

"Now people expect him to have a fridge on his neck"😂😂

“Is that snow or coke“ I can’t I’m laughing so hard

“ Oop, the bird is back .’’ BRPPP 😂 THAT GOT ME

Daz : lets see what this giantic man pony is doing now Me: literally 😆😆😆😆

I love how Daz pronounces “Brr” wrong even tho he knows how it’s pronounced

5 years later and it's still gold

The pigeon part had me in tears.

He probably came up with that song in the shower.

That jacket makes him look like a plastic lawn flamingo

Daz: you can’t just invent a word Meanwhile Aussies: hold my beer and ciggies m8

Froogltootle: the art of playing with ones doodle

New word: dazzerlarity Definition: intense love for Daz games