DAZ WATCHES MOST INAPPROPRIATE CARTOON EVER 

“It’s like Disney’s up but they should call it fucked up” HAD ME DEAD!!! 😂 😂 😂

“It’s like Disney’s up...but they should just call it...fucked up..” now my new favourite Daz quote😂💀

As a danish person I just wanted to clarify that when Daz thought the narrator said r*pe he actually said “rep” which means rope… but it was hella funny when he tried to translate💀💀💀

This is just danish humor, we love it here. My lil brother is 8, soon 9, and he just walked around saying, "John Dillermand!" - and an a teacher of mine was dressed as him for a event before I graduated. She was all proud and just, "It's John Dillermand, can't you see?!" and I was legit dying. The pride we have this cartoon amazes me still and has me wheezing, when others see the cartoon 🤣

“JOHN, STOP RUNNING AROUND AFTER YOUR THING IN THE GARDEN” his daughter: the fu-

Who else agrees that Daz has the most contagious laugh ever ?

Okay so im danish and for fun I wanted to see what this show was about... with my mom... when the music in the beginning started she just looked at me and slowly covered my eyes with her hand and says "i am calling the police" 😭

At 8:22, an ad came on. What ad came on? A save the children ad. 😀

Daz hasn’t laughed that hard since “it’s not leviosa, it’s leviosaaaaaaa” 😆

In America, this is a Florida person.

The awkward pause at 02:13 =ENDLESS fits of laughter in the hospital ward 😂 Tysm daz 💖

I just kinda want Daz's reactions to every episode in this how now. Prolly more entertaining than the show itself

My friend: "How many inches you got?" Me: "It's complicated..."

I'm danish and trust me non of us understands why they're making that show

As a Danish person who understand what's going is, this is epic to see somebody who have no context as to what's going on, holy damn, it's been a long time since i have laughed so much and i'm just 4 mins in

I’m from Norway so I understand what they’re saying, and it just makes it 10x funnier🤣

“That’s a really bad avenger” had me dying

Unfortunately, RU-vid doesn't allow fan subtitling anymore, so for all of you weirdos out there who aren't fluent in Danish, I'll grant you a translation of this episode, so that the deep lore of this masterpiece of a show can be appreciated in all its glory. 1:54 *Intro Song:* "John Peepee-man, John Peepee-man, he has the world's longest peepee. There's almost nothing he can't do with it. He can swing it around, he can get a tad embarrassed, he can save the whole world if he's allowed to. John Peepee-man, John Peepee-man, John Peepee-man." 2:46 *Episode title on TV screen:* "John in Forest School" 2:58 "John was learning how to cut wood. He thought he would cut a snobrød-stick, because John just loved snobrød." _Cultural context: "snobrød" (roughly translated to "twist bread") is a popular Danish campfire snack, where dough is wrapped around a pointed stick and held over a fire until properly baked. The bread is then eaten, often with ketchup and sometimes sausages."_ 3:04 "Oh no! What is the pee-pee up to this time?" 3:10 "Maybe it was just a question of using the proper cutting tools." 3:45 "But now the peepee wanted to cut too! And John thought that that probably wasn't a good idea..." 4:19 "...because it could accidentally cut John's finger." 4:22 ""Put that thing away!" Great Grandma yelled, when she saw what John was up to." 4:36 "Whether it was the knife or the peepee that Great Grandma meant, John wasn't quite sure of. But he was so startled that..." 4:51 "...he accidentally cut himself. Not in the finger... but in the peepee." 5:41 (The beginning of the line is cut off here, but the full line is): "If you like wood cutting, John, and setting up tents, and enjoying nature and that kind of stuff, why don't you go to forest school with all the others?" 5:52 (The line is cut in the middle here, but the original line is): "John didn't exactly know what a "forest school" was, but he'd like to keep cutting wood. Even if that apparently meant having to learn *how* to first. This meant that John didn't get to finish cutting his snobrød-stick. But perhaps he could learn how to do it today." 6:17 ""Oh no!" John thought, when the peepee also wanted to hammer in the pegs. This could become quite embarrassing." 6:26 "And then the children started laughing. They said that it was strange to do that with a peepee. 6:52 (The beginning of the line is cut here, but the full line is): ""Now it's time to learn how to tie knots" said the supervisor. "And if you don't know what that is..." 7:12 "...it's like a type of bow that you tie with a rope." (Here Daz mishears the Danish word "reb" (meaning rope) as... something else.) 7:35 "We'll start with a reef knot." 7:42 "And stuff such as tying knots, the peepee was really good at. "Come on now, John! Enough fooling around!"" 8:03 "John was really looking forward to going into the forest, and he was sure that he'd be good at finding his way around." 8:14 "They all looked towards the sky, when they heard a massive air plane fly by. And then the peepee had a great idea." 8:39 ""Hey now, peepee! We're not allowed to do that!" "Come now, John! Let's follow the map!" 8:48 "Whoops! That wasn't good! Without the map, they wouldn't be able to find their way back to camp." 9:25 ""Hello! John Peepee-man here!" John yelled, and the kids sure got occupied watching him. John could jump up so high that he could oversee the entire forest. "Just follow me!" John yelled from amidst the tree tops. He had found the camp! And now they could all finally return." 10:35 (The full line here is): "John suddenly felt pretty good about himself. Perhaps he didn't learn how to set up a tent or tie knots, but he was really good at finding his way around, using his peepee, and that was pretty dang cool too." _(I'm pretty sure that they're baking snobrød over the campfire in this scene. Just like John had been wanting to do all along.)_ 10:47 "Good to see that you went to the forest today, John." 11:01 ""I've always known that you'd be good at finding your way around, my little tracking dog." Great Grandma said. John thought it a bit strange that Great Grandma suddenly thought that he was a tracking dog." And that's all. You're welcome, my children. ~ ｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ If you're curious, you can watch all the John Dillermand episodes here. (Although they're in Danish without subtitles): www.dr.dk/drtv/serie/john-dillermand_227277

Daz reaction to the Danish word for rope has me dead 😂

that clap at 8:24 and what Daz says after absolutely killed me

*Channel always being called daz games People:"So ItS A gaMiNG ChAnNel NoW"

“You would not let a man with that thing wonder off into the woods with children” IM LAUGHING SO HARD 😂

5:24 do not judge my child hood, in the night garden is a classic

watching this with daz without understanding and no subtitles is the BEST birthday present I couldve given myself today

"Why is the neighbor just looking?!?!" Because he's just as shocked as the rest of us lmao

“Who is he texting,it can only be his therapist” I’m weak-HAHAHA

6:50 the CHINESE NAVY doesn't raise AS MANY red flags than this.

5:03 😂😂

"He cut his thing off when he was trying to cut an onion with his DOICK." I'M DECEASED.

"He stabbed himself in the Junk, and now he's gone on a children's camping trip". I PHYSICALLY CANNOT TAKE THIS I CAN'T BREATHE...

As a danish fan I love this! Made me laugh alot

4:32 “JOHN! Stop chasing your penis around the garden!” I had to turn down my volume real fast before my family would be asking questions.😂

“He’s got an infinite sock to put it in” Couldn’t have put it into better words myself 😂

When he bounced around the only thought I had was “Tigger”

You make my day daz, if I’m ever upset I just watch your old videos which instantly cheer me up.

His laugh always gets me 😂

“Did it just swing at him with a knife” “ that’s a sentence I’ve never said before”

“ why is he dressed like where’s Wally , if Wally dressed like that we could all see him “ - Daz games 2021

I wouldn’t never laugh at these as much as I do if daz didn’t laugh, I love his laugh so much

I've watched this several times and I'm still off my rocker laughing.

Why isn’t he talking about how creepy they are. Like they don’t have eyes, just empty sockets

*“CAUSE IF WALDO LOOKED LIKE THAT WE’D ALL SEE HIM”*

When he started bouncing on that.... I couldn't stop laughing along with daz 😂😂

I think Das should do a series on this, do a Daz Watches for every episode 😂

I think we all lost it when he started jumping 😂

i like that this is a kids show and daz is probably laughing more than the kids. Had me dead!!!

I’m from Italy and growing up I loved “In the Night Garden” (La foresta dei Sogni) 😂😂😂

your laugh is so contagious 😂😂😂 i love ur videos by the way!!

“this show can’t be that bad” *1 minute into the video* 😮

As someone who’s danish, this had me DYING

DAZ’S LAUGH MAKES ME SO HAPPY😭

i watch u first thing when i get up because i love starting out my day with laughter! thank you so much! ps..how do u make your tea? trying to swith from morning coffee to a cup of tea.

"Grab your tea, sip it." Me: *sips hot chocolate rebelliously*

"Oh you become a gaming channel now?" The channel name: Daz "GAMES"

Happy new year daz and everyone

Absolutely hilarious and disturbing all at the same time 😂😂😂

I remember when everyone was complaining about the lack of games lol

“It’s like Disney’s UP but they should just call it “fucked up””😭😭

9:36 When Daz laughs like this I swear I die.

My mom saw this and couldn’t stop laughing along with Daz and I was sitting there wondering what was so funny until I saw the video myself

As a Dane, everyone here thinks it’s fucked too

Daz, watch world's strictest parents 😂😂😂

just as you said "take a sip of your tea" I was conveniently grabbing my cuppa. great minds think alike aye

I laughed so hard through all of this 😂

The "why's he dressed like wally??" Honestly made me ded

Who else’s lockdown was way better with daz

I am already crying from the intro 😂

Daz is like a dad to us all he makes everything better

The show: Inappropriate and probably really bad for kids Me: He's got some weird ass fashion sense

I got so happy when he screamed for Linda. It’s been so long.

I can’t help but smile when daz laughs

I have NEVER IN MY LIFE laughed so hard, that I started crying until I saw this video... WOW

“It’s like Disney’s Up...but they should just call it... Fucked up...” I FUCKING LOVE THAT QUOTE

daz’s concerned mother face at 5:11 gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME

My heart leapt when he mentioned Dexter's Laboratory literally my childhood thank you Daz 😭

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day

"Its like Disney's Up but they should call it fucked up" 😂

Im danish and the show is about making children more comfortabel with their bodies

daz laughs the hardest hes ever consequently I laugh the hardest ever too

The things that poor Linda has heard Daz shout over the years...

The fact that this is meant for children has me concerned for humanity's future.-

i made tea as soon you said the word tea, i love tea

Okay but daz watching in the night garden would be art literally still love that show to this day

“Oh yeah, by the way, my son cut his thing off because he tried to help me cut an onion with his ᗪ𝓲匚ጕ!” 3:33 You can thank me later.

It’s basically about this boy that gets made fun of because his “thing” is so big. ( I’m Danish btw )

11:05 I think the guy on the phone recorded it 😭

When I’m watching this and RU-vid says time to take a break.I NEED ONE

Is it weird that i am danish and I have Never in my life seen this but knowing what they are saying is killing me😂

Him: MOST INAPPROPRIATE CARTOON EVER Me thinking about that time when Chowder said "Pretty please~"

Daz your laugh! I love it!!!!!!!!!~!~!!

I love how Daz is entertained by this 😭😭😭

Plot twist: the guy who was always on his phone was actually recording it.

This looks like an opportunity to make the most terrifying horror movie EVER

10:02 Daz laugh is so contagious 😂

This was one of the weirdest things i have ever seen. I want to know who and why someone would come up with this. Also Daz has the most contagious laugh and is like the funniest guy ever.

Daz’s horror gaming doesn’t scare me but this...... this is another story

At 1:58 the song literally says "he has the world's longest Dillermand"

Ur laugh is everything 🤣😂

I remember walking past the daycare kids with a baby on the arm and the kids 2-7 watching John Dillermand on the TV. The workers were in the back laughing their asses of - I still watch this with the kids. I find it hilarious!

It’s funny as a dane to watch people around the world reacting to “John dillermand” 😂