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@PhantomPinetree
@PhantomPinetree 5 лет назад
“How can you not feel it spinning around your spine?” I just imagined a baby spinning on a spine like a strip pole hELP-
@dolly_miyu
@dolly_miyu 4 года назад
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
@Ajnabhsynuw
@Ajnabhsynuw 4 года назад
Pinetree :D lol now I’m imagining it
@nancy6746
@nancy6746 4 года назад
Pinetree :D somebody come get errrr she dancing like a stripper
@sarangayd1343
@sarangayd1343 4 года назад
i’m imagining that now and that seems terrifying and funny at the same time
@sarangayd1343
@sarangayd1343 4 года назад
Nancy 😂😂😂😭😭😭💀
@abbs1286
@abbs1286 5 лет назад
"That's when they took the baby" Daz: "AND THEY COOKED IT?" me: **wheezing**
@A-_-A.
@A-_-A. 5 лет назад
I WHEEZED AT THAT EXACT MOMENT SKKSKSKS 😂
@snaaihaai07
@snaaihaai07 5 лет назад
sunnypjm armyy 💜
@genjibxll
@genjibxll 5 лет назад
Jungkookies And Cream no
@vminisfuckingreal998
@vminisfuckingreal998 5 лет назад
ikr lmao
@willenglish3598
@willenglish3598 5 лет назад
I didn’t like the comment so it would stay at 420 likes
@marissamoore8524
@marissamoore8524 4 года назад
The girl: there’s a baby in the toilet The ad: My PEriOd GoES BeYOnD PAiN
@elliebennice1234
@elliebennice1234 4 года назад
Hahahahhahahahhaha damn u ads
@tatumlily5644
@tatumlily5644 4 года назад
Marissa Moore ikr same with me. That add will not go away,
@skiinksways8445
@skiinksways8445 4 года назад
That’s the only ad that exists in 2020
@lisa2simpy326
@lisa2simpy326 4 года назад
Same
@allisongodwin7698
@allisongodwin7698 4 года назад
Ive gotten those ads like 20 times :/
@luma16
@luma16 3 года назад
Imagine your mum gets mad at you and she says "I WISH I WOULD HAVE FLUSHED"
@ynjones-soot8506
@ynjones-soot8506 2 года назад
Bellatrix (my mother) said something like that. So, I was at Draco's (my cousin) house, and I fell into the toilet, and Draco helped me out, then went and told my mother, then me and her got into a argument, and she said dhe wished she came, so she could of flushed, and then Voldemort (my father) came in and dragged her out. That's da end. *Now that's alot of damage*
@vampxst
@vampxst 2 года назад
@Y/N Jones-Soot^° girl what is this💀
@yerinko8169
@yerinko8169 2 года назад
@@vampxst a wattpad fanfic
@MarchieHare
@MarchieHare 2 года назад
@@ynjones-soot8506 wtf- r you on drugs or sum
@feIixsbrownie
@feIixsbrownie 2 года назад
@@ynjones-soot8506 what 😭
@shadowmangaming4251
@shadowmangaming4251 5 лет назад
That girl be like “Unexpected item in bagging area”
@Clara-gn7yk
@Clara-gn7yk 5 лет назад
this is great 😂
@jb-nn9ek
@jb-nn9ek 5 лет назад
ShadowManGaming 😂
@amymkr26
@amymkr26 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@lauraspurgeonx
@lauraspurgeonx 5 лет назад
Wow ahahah 😂
@bethd8300
@bethd8300 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@sinem6019
@sinem6019 5 лет назад
Person: Where were you born? Child: *I’ll show you*
@dreamgirl_-xz7ri
@dreamgirl_-xz7ri 5 лет назад
😂
@Sam_Fry
@Sam_Fry 5 лет назад
😂
@sweettea735
@sweettea735 5 лет назад
😂
@ipettynote
@ipettynote 5 лет назад
😂
@luden3677
@luden3677 5 лет назад
😂
@coolbutlonely3038
@coolbutlonely3038 5 лет назад
*Donald Trump has entered the chat* Daz: ORANGE IS NOT A TAN! *Donald Trump has left the chat*
@MrKiro666
@MrKiro666 5 лет назад
Hi
@deadshot2081
@deadshot2081 5 лет назад
He's not that orange
@elfuego7317
@elfuego7317 5 лет назад
i don’t mind the guy but it’s true😂
@samanthadinkel1223
@samanthadinkel1223 5 лет назад
@@deadshot2081 i mean he looks like a cheeto xD
@sofiapires7130
@sofiapires7130 5 лет назад
@Stella Grande I was thinking the same 💀💀💀
@SquishyFor7
@SquishyFor7 3 года назад
Daz: I have heard of baby’s being in the back of the body… how do you not feel the baby swirling around your spine? Me: so Daz thinks pregnancy is pole dancing aliens?
@army-atiny-stantalents2765
@army-atiny-stantalents2765 4 года назад
I hope that kid will never be depressed. Imagine how many times he'd say " Ever since l was born, my life was *crappy* "
@cigdggfy5457
@cigdggfy5457 4 года назад
Underrated
@camperswearpampers1835
@camperswearpampers1835 4 года назад
Jail
@lilyselman1111
@lilyselman1111 4 года назад
literally
@drippingbeans
@drippingbeans 4 года назад
ARMY ATINY HI
@taehyungzxx
@taehyungzxx 3 года назад
HELLO FELLOW KPOP STAN
@savsybunny7955
@savsybunny7955 5 лет назад
‘hey *KIIIM!* ‘ _yes betch_ ‘I CANT GO TO THE TOILET!’ “ *just push* “ ‘.... OH ITS OKAY I WAS PREGNANT’
@sophielesueur4726
@sophielesueur4726 5 лет назад
C h a r m 😂
@milliemcgee4703
@milliemcgee4703 5 лет назад
C h a r m vine
@lexxp7254
@lexxp7254 5 лет назад
Best vine EVVVARrrrr
@Maria-lc7fb
@Maria-lc7fb 5 лет назад
YESSS THAT WAS THE BEST VINE
@rileyannee
@rileyannee 5 лет назад
Thanks for that
@anak732
@anak732 4 года назад
imagine the birth certificate Country: usa Place of birth: *the toilet*
@chrisvaghela3231
@chrisvaghela3231 4 года назад
Wow
@chrisvaghela3231
@chrisvaghela3231 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☺😂😂😂😂😂😆😂😂😂 😹🤣😂🤣😹😹Hahaha wow ur great😊👍
@N033..
@N033.. 4 года назад
Oml- 😂😅
@obsessedwithhim..
@obsessedwithhim.. 4 года назад
You’re amazing 😂😂😂
@soulstealer167
@soulstealer167 4 года назад
It would probably be where the toilet was so it would say the place then on the toilet
@BiffConely0130
@BiffConely0130 3 года назад
Imagine tony acadently flushed without looking in the toilet. Baby: WEEEEEE
@Sanatizer_143
@Sanatizer_143 2 года назад
Lmao 😂
@unicorn1872
@unicorn1872 10 месяцев назад
Oml 😂
@justdance2096
@justdance2096 3 года назад
8 years later Child: how was I born? Mom: you weren’t planned and you were born in the toilet. Child: oh
@user-iw7ih2po9m
@user-iw7ih2po9m 3 года назад
haha
@soymala1366
@soymala1366 3 года назад
Ruthless
@calebhodgins6488
@calebhodgins6488 3 года назад
I can see it
@areyouscaredyet8492
@areyouscaredyet8492 3 года назад
Explains why that child loves swimming so much..
@calreeGAZA
@calreeGAZA 2 года назад
@@areyouscaredyet8492 💀
@lau506
@lau506 5 лет назад
"OMG Kim!!" "Yes, betch?" "I can't go to the toilet!" "Just push!" *gives birth* "Oh it's okay, I was pregnant!"
@tracywhitehurst587
@tracywhitehurst587 5 лет назад
this is what I was thinking about when I saw this video edit:I meant to say "that"
@buggy997
@buggy997 5 лет назад
I almost forgot about that
@reziabegum3627
@reziabegum3627 5 лет назад
Omg I remember
@queentorisnails5615
@queentorisnails5615 5 лет назад
@@tracywhitehurst587 nice
@thereal_daxp2263
@thereal_daxp2263 5 лет назад
I was just about to put a comment saying I now know where he found inspiration for that vine
@sagesycamore5218
@sagesycamore5218 5 лет назад
I read the title and my first thought was "Daz, what the f-"
@michelle-ux9zg
@michelle-ux9zg 5 лет назад
FrostBitee yep same here😂
@jappdinguzz953
@jappdinguzz953 5 лет назад
I was like: Tf..??
@saige6442
@saige6442 5 лет назад
@FrostBitee my reaction was your profile pic lol Hyunjin tho
@sagesycamore5218
@sagesycamore5218 5 лет назад
@@saige6442 xD
@i.fullsun9343
@i.fullsun9343 5 лет назад
stay👺👺
@Probably-Ducky
@Probably-Ducky 3 года назад
The man: she probably just ate something wrong Daz: ya a baby
@incognitoogilvie2.097
@incognitoogilvie2.097 5 лет назад
DAZ: Women are amazing! (Except for Linda...) ME: That shade though...😂
@nariaa.4006
@nariaa.4006 5 лет назад
Incognito Ogilvie 2.0 LINDA!
@MrKiro666
@MrKiro666 5 лет назад
Hi
@rhiannaxx1644
@rhiannaxx1644 5 лет назад
POORRRR LINDAAAA
@lunchface3341
@lunchface3341 5 лет назад
Daz sould count his days for this
@zenvanden991
@zenvanden991 5 лет назад
Who is Lindy
@blankabontovics7063
@blankabontovics7063 5 лет назад
- Dasy, you were born in a hospital or at home? :) - I was born in a toilet .-. - Oh.
@blankabontovics7063
@blankabontovics7063 5 лет назад
@Kit And I oop... xD 😅
@CJs-Life
@CJs-Life 5 лет назад
Who remembers the vine he made "Hey kim!" "Yes bish" "I can't go to the toilet" "Just push" "Oh it's okay, I was just pregnant"
@fennec4231
@fennec4231 5 лет назад
c.r vlogs oh my god that is amazing
@pepsi198
@pepsi198 5 лет назад
Oh my gosh yes😂😂
@cracklepop1203
@cracklepop1203 5 лет назад
Omg yeessssssssssss
@ellielea3585
@ellielea3585 5 лет назад
*golf claps*
@jessbrodie1464
@jessbrodie1464 5 лет назад
Oml 😂😂😂
@mackeymoo5872
@mackeymoo5872 5 лет назад
“The baby kept looking at me like daddy are you going to pick me up” Me: *falls out of chair laughing*
@lucysmart2161
@lucysmart2161 4 года назад
Ungoona
@lucysmart2161
@lucysmart2161 4 года назад
U gonna get blocked cuz das hates it when people do that
@angeloftheshadows1344
@angeloftheshadows1344 4 года назад
if i was the baby i would that too
@youcantlotorme8528
@youcantlotorme8528 4 года назад
Lucy Smart ???
@ghosti_vx5342
@ghosti_vx5342 4 года назад
@@lucysmart2161 why?
@kadizp9410
@kadizp9410 5 лет назад
“How could you not feel it spinning round ur spine” *me imagining a feetus pole dancing on a human spine* 😂😂 Edit: I just wanna say my intentions were to make you smile and if you did , like :) Pssssst thanks for the likes
@kandibracelet4465
@kandibracelet4465 5 лет назад
Great mind think alike
@freememesfordaysdudes5901
@freememesfordaysdudes5901 5 лет назад
I was thinking the same thing 😂😂 😂
@nicolepilotto5325
@nicolepilotto5325 5 лет назад
Katie Blenkinsopp I did too 😂😂
@kailey8440
@kailey8440 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@pandasnatched7419
@pandasnatched7419 5 лет назад
This made me laugh more then the vid 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
@tsukki24
@tsukki24 5 лет назад
"men are just sacs of organs" First time I've EVER heard that, so I died on the floor with laughter.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Vincent-jq7bq
@Vincent-jq7bq 5 лет назад
not funny :(
@hospitaldoll6588
@hospitaldoll6588 5 лет назад
Vincent Vrielink it is funny lmao
@Kayyy_Layyy
@Kayyy_Layyy 5 лет назад
It was funny but like not to die on the floor laughing I’m confused 👀
@Vincent-jq7bq
@Vincent-jq7bq 5 лет назад
@@Kayyy_Layyy same and im a man so i feel insulted :/
@kiera_klark8171
@kiera_klark8171 5 лет назад
When I first saw this comment I read “sacks of orgasms” 😂🤣
@user-mx8he7qi1m
@user-mx8he7qi1m 3 года назад
Daz: "Oh mum I'm a thing now am i? THANKS everybody is gunna call me thing now!" Tony: "The baby is looking up at me from in the toilet like you gunna pick me up DAD? 😂
@samanthalugo4204
@samanthalugo4204 4 года назад
4:28 “how could you not feel it like spinning around your spine” Baby stripper
@demiontop7
@demiontop7 4 года назад
Samantha Lugo SOMEBODY COME GIIT HEEEER SHE DANCIN LIKE A STREEEEPERR
@gabbymclain9774
@gabbymclain9774 4 года назад
Somebody come get her she dancin like a stripper 😂
@misterb9833
@misterb9833 4 года назад
*SHES A MANIAC, MANIAC! ON THE FLOOR! SHE IS DANCING LIKE SHES NEVER DANCED BEFORE~*
@chloes7751
@chloes7751 4 года назад
somebody go get her shes dancing like a stripper *ay*
@girlwhatamievendoing995
@girlwhatamievendoing995 4 года назад
Glad im not the only one
@RandomPerson-wb1tx
@RandomPerson-wb1tx 5 лет назад
Tony: and all you could hear was a splash Me: SHES DUN A SHET
@HaleKelsey1
@HaleKelsey1 5 лет назад
“You look like you’ve been in a radiation accident! Where did you get tanned if you’re orange? CHERNOBYL?!” Might be my favorite line ever.
@lielkort6932
@lielkort6932 5 лет назад
I'm laughing of this line like 10 minutes and it's still going 😂
@kandibracelet4465
@kandibracelet4465 5 лет назад
Daz 2019
@Thefamilydisappointment
@Thefamilydisappointment 5 лет назад
well that explains trump then.
@renni1i
@renni1i 5 лет назад
sameee hahah
@abishaimallien3365
@abishaimallien3365 5 лет назад
His he describing Sebastian bails
@xander7236
@xander7236 3 года назад
child 13 years later: "mum, i feel a bit crappy today" mum: " oh god, how do i tell you this..."
@AlienQueen2000
@AlienQueen2000 3 года назад
"Women are amazing. Except for Linda."
@bts_6192
@bts_6192 3 года назад
Oop-
@peacheyplays1018
@peacheyplays1018 3 года назад
Me as my teacher called Linda she hates us we hate her she tells us to shuhs when we are quiet
@jayjones8641
@jayjones8641 3 года назад
Who is Linda?😐
@jayjones8641
@jayjones8641 3 года назад
Nvm
@silence9966
@silence9966 3 года назад
@@jayjones8641 you know you can delete comments right
@braxtonvillagran2664
@braxtonvillagran2664 3 года назад
“Men, we are just sacks of organs” -Daz
@janedullard8463
@janedullard8463 3 года назад
As a woman I think for most of the men I know are like that but daz no he’s the only man I have seen I like
@prettysaii
@prettysaii 3 года назад
Deku- go back to ua
@braxtonvillagran2664
@braxtonvillagran2664 3 года назад
@@prettysaii I will not, I have a mission to complete
@prettysaii
@prettysaii 3 года назад
@@braxtonvillagran2664oop goodluck
@soymala1366
@soymala1366 3 года назад
@@braxtonvillagran2664 3days later you done with that mission?
@kaelynbird8195
@kaelynbird8195 5 лет назад
Husband: "I just thought she might have ate something... the day before..." Daz: "Yeah... ABABY"
@notaseat5934
@notaseat5934 5 лет назад
Just saw this exact comment on another video
@notaseat5934
@notaseat5934 5 лет назад
^^ nvm sorry RU-vid was glitched again 🙄
@user-wp8vr7vh7k
@user-wp8vr7vh7k 5 лет назад
@@notaseat5934 did you see the Charlie puth comment
@notaseat5934
@notaseat5934 5 лет назад
@@user-wp8vr7vh7k um no
@user-wp8vr7vh7k
@user-wp8vr7vh7k 5 лет назад
@@notaseat5934 okay, that's the one I saw, I was just checking
@seventh-seraph-cqc-1225
@seventh-seraph-cqc-1225 5 лет назад
This reminded me of the Kim Kardashian vine Kim Yes Bitch I can’t go to the toilet JUST PUSH Oh it’s ok I was pregnant
@beowulf22
@beowulf22 5 лет назад
We have an OG
@KillingLonliness
@KillingLonliness 5 лет назад
@@beowulf22 that's what I was going to say
@magicalpixie710
@magicalpixie710 5 лет назад
I love that vine!!
@creekunderscore
@creekunderscore 5 лет назад
*HE PREDICTED THE FUTURE-*
@vmitchum
@vmitchum 5 лет назад
Hardcore cuber/ gamer OMG YES
@finnliebidner69
@finnliebidner69 5 лет назад
I’m gonna say this now- HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT YOU HAVENT GOTTEN YOUR PERIOD IN 9 GOD DAMNED MONTHS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
@Nezuk0._
@Nezuk0._ 5 лет назад
That's what I was wondering
@BizzyPeels
@BizzyPeels 5 лет назад
Sometimes people still get their periods when pregnant
@ynneper
@ynneper 5 лет назад
Birth control stops your period, and yes you can get pregnant while on the pill
@jenniferbelieber7703
@jenniferbelieber7703 5 лет назад
Doesn't it harm the baby tho if you keep taking them while being pregnant?
@finnliebidner69
@finnliebidner69 5 лет назад
jennifer belieber yeahhh but most of the time they don’t get they’re period
@savvyvandewouwer1161
@savvyvandewouwer1161 5 лет назад
“Women are amazing. Period. END. OF. DISCUSSION.” Now this is why he is the best man in this world.
@sarangayd1343
@sarangayd1343 4 года назад
yeah. my ex never told me that and then his sibling told me. ended up breaking up with him😔 edit: someone said i sounded like i broke up with him because he didn’t tell me i was amazing. i didn’t break up with him because he never told me that females were amazing. there were other reasons as to why my past relationship didnt work out, its my personal issue anyway. kindly stay out of my relationship, its my problem, not yours. i will correct myself while im at it, *SOME** women are amazing. women who are ok with abortion are not that kind at heart i suppose, or they had their reasons. equality now, some women and some men are amazing. lets all stop arguing cause im ashamed of myself for arguing too. now y’all can stfu about it. :”)
@ronjaaurora1930
@ronjaaurora1930 4 года назад
yes. I agree 100%
@MuffinHawk
@MuffinHawk 4 года назад
There not though
@sarangayd1343
@sarangayd1343 4 года назад
MuffinHawk they’re* and why aren’t women amazing?? we cook for our husbands at times(depends on the relationship), we literally push human beings out of us. do you know how painful it is to give birth?? its very, very painful. i actually have a little girl, shes 8 months old now. we cook, clean, (just like men, we all can) and shove human beings out of us😂
@Winbretrio
@Winbretrio 4 года назад
MuffinHawk They’re* If you’re gonna insult us do it right
@madelinebyrd4956
@madelinebyrd4956 Год назад
Side rants are always so educational-thanks for teaching us the true facts of life DAZ 😂
@sapliniva938
@sapliniva938 4 года назад
"Mommy, how was I born?" *"I'll tell you when you're older-"*
@mooncrumble9036
@mooncrumble9036 4 года назад
*Mom & baby in fight * Mom: There's a reason I call *yOU a lITtLe ShIIIITTTT--*
@potato914
@potato914 4 года назад
*God whispers* you were born in a toilet my child😂😅
@teganhindley5955
@teganhindley5955 4 года назад
Hahah
@aliciahennessey6507
@aliciahennessey6507 4 года назад
I wonder if a woman after giving birth can nav her period.....
@avocados31
@avocados31 4 года назад
Moon Boi lol
@Sumi.87
@Sumi.87 5 лет назад
Daz: You ladies are amazing Me: *ugly sobbing* omg, that's so sweet of you! Tysm
@yh0gur1
@yh0gur1 5 лет назад
Relatable
@leelogan6361
@leelogan6361 5 лет назад
Yup...relateble
@Nepisalright
@Nepisalright 5 лет назад
Daz drank a lot of respect women juice that day
@grantmackay4721
@grantmackay4721 4 года назад
I would like but it’s at 700 :>
@Mikiluvsu
@Mikiluvsu 4 года назад
#Relatable
@tokyoghoul3038
@tokyoghoul3038 5 лет назад
Baby: mom where was i born Mom: in the house inside the toilet bc i needed a shait baby: DISTGUSTING. Edit: Holy FUCKING SHIT OMG SO MUCH LIKES ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@yazanqadi2002
@yazanqadi2002 5 лет назад
I'm fucking dying XD
@GalaxyHunter0
@GalaxyHunter0 5 лет назад
*DISGUSTANG*
@swiggityswoater4191
@swiggityswoater4191 5 лет назад
Tokyo Ghoul mum: while I was singing sherloid by .... sherloid
@caitlin_leanne
@caitlin_leanne 3 года назад
On behalf of the females I’d like to say WE LIVE AND APPRECIATE YOU DAZ THANK YOU FOR HAVING MORE RESPECT THAN SOME MEN WHO HAVE THE RESPECT FOR WOMEN THE SIZE OF AN GRAPE 🍇
@nerotion
@nerotion 5 лет назад
*"You woman are AMAZING. except for Linda."* *#StopLindaAbuse*
@kumalala4447
@kumalala4447 5 лет назад
#StopLindaAbuse
@rileyannee
@rileyannee 5 лет назад
I'm pissing 😂😂
@PhoenixJG
@PhoenixJG 5 лет назад
I also agree *#StopLindaAbuse*
@ankitachandel9209
@ankitachandel9209 5 лет назад
#StopLindaAbuse
@snazzysnail
@snazzysnail 5 лет назад
#StopLindaAbuse
@somerandomsimmer8564
@somerandomsimmer8564 3 года назад
Baby: So mum where was I born? Parents: well, your birth was a bit of a *crappy* situation... Edit: tysm for all the likes wow!
@theboywiththeblackeyes6047
@theboywiththeblackeyes6047 3 года назад
This comment deserves more likes lmao
@lil34617
@lil34617 3 года назад
Lol
@l0v3bug06
@l0v3bug06 3 года назад
LMAO
@livmitchell05
@livmitchell05 3 года назад
Lmaoo
@Ayeeee08
@Ayeeee08 3 года назад
😁
@valentina7456
@valentina7456 5 лет назад
Random woman: My baby was born in a hospital! This woman: *_hold my baby_*
@somxr_738
@somxr_738 5 лет назад
So good
@somxr_738
@somxr_738 5 лет назад
Cant believe im the first reply, im 12 hours lat
@tanayabates7984
@tanayabates7984 5 лет назад
Valentina Bucovaz DHS is the thanks very beautiful girl I have a
@nicholasdiehl7368
@nicholasdiehl7368 2 года назад
Daz is literally me 5:40
@beepboop3109
@beepboop3109 4 года назад
“ORANGE IS NOT A TAN!” “Where did you get tan if you’re orange, Chernobyl?!?!?!?!” **Trump has Left the Chat**
@HA-208
@HA-208 4 года назад
Underrated comment
@blackdeath6085
@blackdeath6085 4 года назад
Hahaha, That sincerely made me laugh to tears mate :)
@leah1235
@leah1235 4 года назад
U need more education
@qria4515
@qria4515 4 года назад
Bahahahaha
@dano3744
@dano3744 4 года назад
@@leah1235 true really true
@goaty_
@goaty_ 5 лет назад
WHERE DID YOU GET TANNED, CHERNOBYL?? IM IN LITERAL TEARS 😂😂😂
@nightcreseal8704
@nightcreseal8704 5 лет назад
I read that as he said it 🤣🤣🤣
@davemarriott985
@davemarriott985 5 лет назад
Where did you get tanned? More like Donald Trump's election am I right? 😀
@albasully7831
@albasully7831 5 лет назад
Me: *forgets headphones gets bored finds this vid* Also me: *keeps turning volume up and down because of sudden SCREAMING* 😂😂
@kaylamerrill2831
@kaylamerrill2831 5 лет назад
Oh my God that's so me
@lordofthecrickets9096
@lordofthecrickets9096 5 лет назад
Ha it's funny because I watched this no headphones in an almost silent nail salon so when Daz yells "FU*K" I just had a whole bunch of Asians looking my way like I was crazy
@ChickieDaNuggie
@ChickieDaNuggie 5 лет назад
Same😂
@celestemenich4979
@celestemenich4979 5 лет назад
So me
@4mazzy
@4mazzy 5 лет назад
That was me
@originalquin
@originalquin 3 года назад
This video reminds me of this vine "OH MY GOD KIM" "Yes b*tch?" "I CAN'T GET ON THE TOILET" "Just push!" *screaming* "OH IT'S OKAY I WAS PREGNANT"
@naboos4432
@naboos4432 5 лет назад
"I've seen 'Alien"..." Made me laugh so hard!
@RouxHarbour
@RouxHarbour 5 лет назад
I remember a guy I dated wanted to do netflix and chill with that movie, and I was just "um how about no??" and he was like "but why?" and I was like "because that shit is alarmingly what I think of pregnancy to be, not really gonna put me in the mood will it??!"
@soyharadaww2geek847
@soyharadaww2geek847 5 лет назад
@@RouxHarbour XDDDDD
@victoriaespinoza5433
@victoriaespinoza5433 5 лет назад
36 y/o daughter: hey mom i just had a baby... on a toilet- mom: ITS THAT DARN *PHONE* edit: this is the biggest amount of likes ive gotten :OOO tysm!!
@CynicalActress
@CynicalActress 5 лет назад
It doesn't notify you bout big amount of likes, so you never know. I just realized I have 2k somewhere. RU-vid algorithm!
@victoriaespinoza5433
@victoriaespinoza5433 5 лет назад
Zey they should make a notification like that, but congratulations! ive never gotten more than 10 likes 😂
@---nobody---
@---nobody--- 5 лет назад
I don’t get it? What does the phone part mean?
@victoriaespinoza5433
@victoriaespinoza5433 5 лет назад
nobody usually moms blame a ton of things on your phone. for example,if you told your mother that you had a head ache, she would say that your phone is the cause. i commented this because it would make no sense to blame pregnancy on a phone.
@---nobody---
@---nobody--- 5 лет назад
victoria Espinoza oh, hahah, I get it now. I just didn’t put the moms blaming things on phones part cause I’ve personally never heard it.
@burgerpowder8
@burgerpowder8 5 лет назад
“WOMEN ARE AMAZING” *little while later* “LADIES, ORANGE IS NOT A TAN. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WERE INVOLVED IN A RADIATION ACCIDENT”
@toril7318
@toril7318 5 лет назад
@Blueberry.M4 HAHA n0 clearly hes a carrot!
@PadmeAmidalaEdits
@PadmeAmidalaEdits 5 лет назад
Bread Lover Camp 👍🏻
@neskatxaaa
@neskatxaaa 5 лет назад
Or "DON'T HAVE SEX WITH US THEN!"
@melinaakasya4034
@melinaakasya4034 5 лет назад
Bread Lover Camp except from Linda
@quendelf
@quendelf 2 года назад
“Was it her eyes? Her grace?” All I want in life is a compliment from Daz.
@shivenloshi2464
@shivenloshi2464 4 года назад
Son: Mom all my friends say I’m shit Mom:well... their not wrong Son: what do you mean? Mom: hon we need to talk
@yeren_egar2551
@yeren_egar2551 4 года назад
I'm crying right now🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@WitchKing-Of-Angmar
@WitchKing-Of-Angmar 4 года назад
What happened to quoting, is this the weird thing youtube does now in place of it
@txx4068
@txx4068 4 года назад
To all my sons Ive shat out before
@wildfishing4148
@wildfishing4148 4 года назад
😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@v4mpyy.
@v4mpyy. 4 года назад
LMAO 😂
@hollie_marie
@hollie_marie 5 лет назад
"The baby's looking at me like dad are you going to pick me up" 🤣🤣
@hotdogsaredisgusting
@hotdogsaredisgusting 4 года назад
Lmao 😂
@nbryan0585
@nbryan0585 4 года назад
Right on time, when I read ur comment. 😂😂
@kriptix7317
@kriptix7317 5 лет назад
"imagine going for a shit and out comes a HUMAN"😂
@jasminebest1013
@jasminebest1013 5 лет назад
Kriptix read this right when he said it lol 😂
@justplayingaround7819
@justplayingaround7819 5 лет назад
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 hell yes
@ericalamb1911
@ericalamb1911 4 года назад
Thats scary
@Sukunass.vessel
@Sukunass.vessel 4 года назад
Wtf
@itzme2857
@itzme2857 4 года назад
I was just on that part when I saw this comment + this has 666 likes I made it 666
@har1eyqu1nn
@har1eyqu1nn 3 года назад
tony: “dad why aren’t you picking me up?” my mind goes to: “mum pick me up im scared” 😂😂😂
@ynjones-soot8506
@ynjones-soot8506 2 года назад
Wait wait wait! What about: "mum pick me up I'm dropping out." " Why? You've been in school for seven minutes!" "EXACTLY! TOO DAMN LONG!" :D
@ellie-xb9hr
@ellie-xb9hr 4 года назад
"I just thought she ate something wrong the day before" Daz: yeah a baby... ... ...........
@thescorpiosoundszzz9610
@thescorpiosoundszzz9610 4 года назад
Ellie Jo Nico she ate... a baby...
@pressleyberger599
@pressleyberger599 3 года назад
“It’s not a TAN if you come out looking like a nectarine” 😂🤣💀 I’m dying!!
@iiinsurgentfox9143
@iiinsurgentfox9143 3 года назад
JUST KEEP HOLDING THE ORANGE BABY 👶 I WILL BE RIGHT BACK. Me: Runs away 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅😅😅🥲🥲🥲
@firefox944
@firefox944 3 года назад
Donald trump enters chat*
@YourAverage_AriAbdul_Fanx
@YourAverage_AriAbdul_Fanx 6 месяцев назад
“ORANGE IS NOT A TAN! COME OUT LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING NECTERINE” 😂😂😂😂
@juliam6603
@juliam6603 5 лет назад
You should react to the met gala outfits That would be hella funny💀💀
@toril7318
@toril7318 5 лет назад
Yes i wanna see him roast james charles SO BAD
@fatimahkhanx
@fatimahkhanx 5 лет назад
Julia T a
@puurrrr
@puurrrr 5 лет назад
*kalen from ellen did that. he's also funny but not as daz of course.*
@elemina4438
@elemina4438 5 лет назад
yeeess
@bo4915
@bo4915 5 лет назад
Oml I want to see his face when he sees Harry’s outfit (Harry Styles)
@abipask5069
@abipask5069 5 лет назад
Imagine being asked where were you born and you having to say "In the toilet" 😂😂😂😂
@xxkittykatkakexxkit-kat9011
@xxkittykatkakexxkit-kat9011 5 лет назад
I would be grossed out it if I heard that,
@lucyonline5271
@lucyonline5271 5 лет назад
Just say "at home" .. you would still be telling the truth.
@pixelbit0897
@pixelbit0897 5 лет назад
@@Naif_Alzahrani you just read my mind
@Glow937
@Glow937 5 лет назад
Yep....I can definitely image it y'know since it's true for me....my friends say they were born in like Flinders hospital then ask me ._. I'll see you at my gravestone
@frontseaterfighter831
@frontseaterfighter831 4 года назад
That's a bit sad
@poepscheet
@poepscheet 5 лет назад
Teacher: where were You born? Kid1:in the hospital kid2:under a bridge Kid3:on the beach Me: in the toilet Everyone:What?! Oke?
@larienezaidi9841
@larienezaidi9841 5 лет назад
park chimchim whos born under a bridge i-
@tanyahoppe4199
@tanyahoppe4199 5 лет назад
LaRiene Zaidi -A TROLL
@Glow937
@Glow937 4 года назад
I just have to say at home A home birth, totally wasn't born like a hillbilly, parents totally didn't fucking tie the umbilical cord with a hair tie.
@_4tr4mp0line
@_4tr4mp0line 4 года назад
Search it up you'll see
@demonofhope5299
@demonofhope5299 4 года назад
Me: in the car
@IAmPro_PattyCakesJer
@IAmPro_PattyCakesJer 3 года назад
Daz: Orange, is not tan! Donald Trump: hold my exfoliater
@gayghostguy2089
@gayghostguy2089 5 лет назад
No one: *Daz watches woman has baby on toilet*
@tula2109
@tula2109 4 года назад
“How could you not feel it dancing around your spine” SoMbBOdY cOmE Get Er SHe DanCiNg LiKe a StriPeR
@missknome7055
@missknome7055 4 года назад
Lol I'm going be singing that that all night now
@itsmerosie5084
@itsmerosie5084 4 года назад
Same
@mias10x
@mias10x 4 года назад
SoMeBoDy CoMe GeT hErE sHeS sPeAkInG tO tHe MaNgeR
@liam_the_small0764
@liam_the_small0764 4 года назад
type normally
@Janthonyjo
@Janthonyjo 4 года назад
wE dOnT wAnT tO tYpE nOrMaLlY tHoUgH
@aliya9277
@aliya9277 5 лет назад
I’ll never forget that one video when Linda actually answered 😂😭👌
@aeoaormdnaog
@aeoaormdnaog 5 лет назад
Aliya T what video was it? :0
@niveamoses1420
@niveamoses1420 5 лет назад
@@aeoaormdnaog ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-YwB_tYl_D10.html
@chloevandermerwe3036
@chloevandermerwe3036 5 лет назад
@@aeoaormdnaog daz watches what could go wrong, or something like that...
@Yamyito
@Yamyito 5 лет назад
Aliya T Ikr
@swiftershd3815
@swiftershd3815 5 лет назад
It was his daughter
@haoskermit
@haoskermit 3 года назад
"YOU WOMEN ARE AMAZING!" "except linda."
@typicalnadja7113
@typicalnadja7113 4 года назад
2:44. can we just appreciate that daz is pointing out how AMAZING women are (except for *LINDA* )
@uunhi_
@uunhi_ 3 года назад
Poor Linda
@adriannawelch7670
@adriannawelch7670 3 года назад
Nobody likes Linda
@rec3421
@rec3421 3 года назад
I like the imagination linda
@chilly_chesnut9400
@chilly_chesnut9400 3 года назад
Linda is dazes maid
@DylansDartsJourney
@DylansDartsJourney 3 года назад
fucking umpa lumpa
@wolfsbane3598
@wolfsbane3598 5 лет назад
If you’re orange where did you get your Tan?! ChErNoByL 😂😂😂
@kpurplea.r.m.y8807
@kpurplea.r.m.y8807 5 лет назад
Sebastian bails has entered the chat
@Jacko-qi8wb
@Jacko-qi8wb 5 лет назад
Of course chernobyl
@secretlizard4589
@secretlizard4589 5 лет назад
I would have liked this but it’s at 666. I’ll be back tomorrow to like it
@diniismail4955
@diniismail4955 5 лет назад
3:30 orange is not a tan!!! Donald Trump: *am I a joke to you*
@yuni_strawberi
@yuni_strawberi 5 лет назад
me: *Donald Trump..You are a joke to me..*
@Sireneyedbimbor
@Sireneyedbimbor 5 лет назад
ahem. *YES.*
@sarahg1483
@sarahg1483 5 лет назад
Yes
@xastryiax
@xastryiax 5 лет назад
No you mean Sebastian Bails 😂jk
@xastryiax
@xastryiax 5 лет назад
London It’s really mean because he has to cover it up , and the fact he has a skin disease , so why make fun of him
@culturedsims8357
@culturedsims8357 3 года назад
My mom said you could tell especially when you’ve had one before and the fact she said she felt nothing after was a bit abnormal. My sister (she has 3 kids who has a tilted uterus) said that though she wasn’t showing she could feel the pressure and just went to the doctor after feeling it for 3 months. I’m just saying it’s a bit weird how she explained it
@ohno7044
@ohno7044 5 лет назад
Me: *I hate myself, I wanna die...* Daz: **makes a new video** Also me: *I can wait a little longer...* Edit: Okay everyone I’m really sorry if I offended anyone! I just have a really dark sense of humour and I’m really open about my self image or bad thoughts...again, sorry and I hope if any one who is dealing with depression, anxiety, etc...I hope you get better! Just remember there is always somebody who loves u and the whole world isn’t against you! Sorry..
@UmbraSanguinis
@UmbraSanguinis 5 лет назад
Omg legit me rn!
@swiggityswoater4191
@swiggityswoater4191 5 лет назад
TheEdgeLord hmmm me:I’ll put the noose down
@MonkeMax-lol
@MonkeMax-lol 5 лет назад
TheEdgeLord fake depression
@Trebiscuit
@Trebiscuit 5 лет назад
Lol literally me so I started making my own videos so I could pretend to be a crazy and happy kid but daz never fails to make me feel better lol
@LtGhost-tb3kq
@LtGhost-tb3kq 5 лет назад
Internet: Like Like Like. This person wants to kill them self, but like like like
@gorillaztrash2448
@gorillaztrash2448 5 лет назад
reconstruction: *wraps baby in tin foil* Daz: they're gunna *bAKE THE BABY!!*
@ughitsmarlee6098
@ughitsmarlee6098 5 лет назад
Flushes baby Aqua man is BORN!!
@kyleewittwer6518
@kyleewittwer6518 5 лет назад
Daisy Doodle Damn
@BoobooMarjorie7
@BoobooMarjorie7 5 лет назад
Daisy Doodle dun dun dun DC IS WANTS TO KNOW UR LOCATION
@NoRegerts
@NoRegerts 5 лет назад
That's morbid! People actually flush babies in China. Imagine how painful it is for those infants.
@Dreams_Scapes
@Dreams_Scapes 5 лет назад
Best comment yet 👌👌👌👌
@nikawebby6038
@nikawebby6038 5 лет назад
@@NoRegerts The only morbid thing is that you brought that up. Are you awair not every comment is ment to be taken seriously?
@cadenceburch5265
@cadenceburch5265 3 года назад
The documentery being like "After you wrap your newly born in TiN fOiL make sure to bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit until golden brown.."
@Gymfinn
@Gymfinn 3 года назад
Daz: imagine going for a shit and having a baby My on the toilet: 😳
@janedullard8463
@janedullard8463 3 года назад
-fuck- this -shit- I’m out proceeds to go to the backyard and poop in the bucket that way if there is a mini me in there I can just throw the bucket
@jaycie_skye3989
@jaycie_skye3989 3 года назад
@@janedullard8463 how are there lines though your words 😂
@janedullard8463
@janedullard8463 3 года назад
Justabasicgirl I don’t know if you’re joking or you don’t know how but if you put - on either side of of the word as long as there are no spaces in between them it’ll put a line through
@jaycie_skye3989
@jaycie_skye3989 3 года назад
@@janedullard8463 ohhh thanks I’m not joking ahha 😂
@jaycie_skye3989
@jaycie_skye3989 3 года назад
@@janedullard8463 -like- -this-
@g1rlyp0p_pop
@g1rlyp0p_pop 4 года назад
Daz:" how do you not feel the baby spinning around your spine?" Me: *imagines unborn child pole dancing on a spine* 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
@yeetsquad3813
@yeetsquad3813 3 года назад
OMFG LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@smxkey8120
@smxkey8120 3 года назад
PLSSS KNSBSJS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@satirised8552
@satirised8552 3 года назад
is funny did laugh
@williamfelts5612
@williamfelts5612 3 года назад
i cant breath😭😭😭
@livmitchell05
@livmitchell05 3 года назад
OMFG LMAOOOO
@matchingcolours55
@matchingcolours55 5 лет назад
Period: *doesnt come on time* Me: I PREGNANT Also me: *a virgin*
@cici_faith_1703
@cici_faith_1703 5 лет назад
Basic Chestnut Mare why is this me 😂😂
@cassidy7684
@cassidy7684 5 лет назад
me last week lmfao
@puurrrr
@puurrrr 5 лет назад
*haha omg so relatable*
@firstnamexlastname9190
@firstnamexlastname9190 5 лет назад
Once these girls got pregnant cuz a man ejaculated in a pool. Half were virgins
@PadmeAmidalaEdits
@PadmeAmidalaEdits 5 лет назад
Basic Chestnut Mare me to
@wisegirl8614
@wisegirl8614 3 года назад
Daz: “you women are amazing” Me: aww thx Daz: “you just shoot humans out of you and just *slurping noise*” Me: um Daz it takes a lot more then just shooting the baby out of you it taken 9 months of pain and the even more intense pain but then you hold the baby in your hands and your like “oh my god I love this thing”
@owl_editz9779
@owl_editz9779 3 года назад
This is why I’m never having a kid baha like idk why but newborns look like potato sacks bahaha😅😂
@meadowlandis2384
@meadowlandis2384 4 года назад
When the baby's born: "umm.... guys, it this your way of telling me to be an Olympic swimmer when I grow up?
@krzysztof2364
@krzysztof2364 4 года назад
😂
@alicecullenkinnie6581
@alicecullenkinnie6581 4 года назад
i'm on the 69th like.. . . .
@xxxdevil_soulsxxxthatismyu5493
@xxxdevil_soulsxxxthatismyu5493 4 года назад
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@jamieblount-leahy8621
@jamieblount-leahy8621 5 лет назад
Friends: were thinking about having a baby Them: oh the miracle of child birth I remember when our child was born splashing in the toilet after I shit it out Friends: wait WHAT
@DitsyDoll
@DitsyDoll 5 лет назад
Omg XD
@briannagreene1046
@briannagreene1046 5 лет назад
Lol
@jen_jen05
@jen_jen05 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@freememesfordaysdudes5901
@freememesfordaysdudes5901 5 лет назад
OMG lmao 😂😂😂😂
@SirDurbington05
@SirDurbington05 3 года назад
"Corporate needs you to find the difference in these two pictures" *Pregnancy* *Alien* Daz: "They're the same picture"
@tendoshairgel6260
@tendoshairgel6260 3 года назад
“What AND COOKED IT they wrapped it in freaking tinfoil” best line yet
@Amelie-hv3wq
@Amelie-hv3wq 4 года назад
Me having cramps while watching this: also me: IM PREGNANT
@solitaire11037
@solitaire11037 3 года назад
Same
@joekc7114
@joekc7114 3 года назад
Same but I’m a boy so probs not
@courtneytupper6389
@courtneytupper6389 3 года назад
@@joekc7114 idk get a test just in case
@franklindishman8218
@franklindishman8218 3 года назад
Same- (I'm a girl)
@michellewilkinson16
@michellewilkinson16 3 года назад
@@joekc7114 Omg- go to the shop and get a clear blue test
@Lana-cu5kp
@Lana-cu5kp 5 лет назад
This reminds me of Daz his vine ‘Just push’ *oh its okay, i was pregnant* 😂😂
@SlaterWithAPinkWig
@SlaterWithAPinkWig 5 лет назад
Lana æ I remember that vine
@SlaterWithAPinkWig
@SlaterWithAPinkWig 5 лет назад
I remember that vine
@vanessadavis5175
@vanessadavis5175 5 лет назад
For real lmfao😂
@phatdoobsken6698
@phatdoobsken6698 5 лет назад
Bahahah that was the best vine
@teahasbeenspiltatthissessi7030
😂
@leina1716
@leina1716 4 года назад
Can you imagine if she flushed 😳 “Don’t flush! It’s Lilly!” 😂
@isla1394
@isla1394 3 года назад
Lmfao
@tsuyuasui7185
@tsuyuasui7185 3 года назад
SH*T- WE FLUSHED LILLY!- GAH- DAMNIT!!!!-
@leina1716
@leina1716 3 года назад
@@tsuyuasui7185 lmaoo
@tsuyuasui7185
@tsuyuasui7185 3 года назад
@@leina1716 lmao 😚❤️❤️
@x.x0._.sl0w32
@x.x0._.sl0w32 3 года назад
When your names Lilly: 👁💧👄💧👁 MOM WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE A SHIT
@demon_slayer23399
@demon_slayer23399 7 месяцев назад
Note to self:NEVER WATCH DAZ WHEN YOUR FAMILY IS ASLEEP
@lolajfletcher
@lolajfletcher 4 года назад
“This isn’t a hospital is it?” I’m sorry I lost it and started ugly laughing at 12 am
@zachdebuf8436
@zachdebuf8436 4 года назад
It is 1:01 am and I was laughing 😂😭😭
@Zhenmoron
@Zhenmoron 4 года назад
Its 1 month later here
@Hollyxox-gj7zk
@Hollyxox-gj7zk 4 года назад
it’s 02:50 🤫
@danaeemowly
@danaeemowly 4 года назад
My mom probably thinks I’m crazy... I’ve been watching his videos and I’ve been dying of laughter... 🤣
@addisonmenton516
@addisonmenton516 4 года назад
Lola Fletcher it’s 4:32 am and I-😂💀
@TheYoungscastTobias
@TheYoungscastTobias 5 лет назад
"giving birth is not nice, shit comes out of everywhere" -- do you mean that literally or yknow what forget i asked
@Throat_Spray
@Throat_Spray 5 лет назад
Yes actually. That happens most of the time
@jay-ds6zo
@jay-ds6zo 5 лет назад
Yea that actually happens a lot because of all the pushing
@shelbymasters
@shelbymasters 5 лет назад
Yeah. Like 75% of the time moms shit whit giving birth because when you are pushing you use the same muscles that you use when you pass a bowel movement lmao
@multifandomtrash1601
@multifandomtrash1601 5 лет назад
That's why most doctors let the mothers stool during contraction times.. Cause my mom never shit during mine nor my brothers birth.. Maybe a little but not alot
@Focafoxxi
@Focafoxxi 5 лет назад
Yea it happens alot I think
@beccat587
@beccat587 5 лет назад
"I thought she just ate something wrong the day before" "YA A BABY"
@arlieandevedudgeon7246
@arlieandevedudgeon7246 3 года назад
Hahahaha
@pastelgamercorn9260
@pastelgamercorn9260 3 года назад
That kid will be sitting with one of their friends and this will happen Friend: "what hospital were you born at?" Kid: " Well uh you see.. a toilet"
@bigspaggbowl6534
@bigspaggbowl6534 4 года назад
Who else just loves scrolling through the comments and laughing at everyone’s reactions
@breakingbadlov3r
@breakingbadlov3r 3 года назад
Me
@ashlynstyle6827
@ashlynstyle6827 3 года назад
Me too
@superfirestars8415
@superfirestars8415 3 года назад
me three
@olivia7212
@olivia7212 3 года назад
Meee
@starmoon4186
@starmoon4186 3 года назад
You read my mind
@Dustbunny19
@Dustbunny19 5 лет назад
* Low disk space pops up* Daz: *whispers* GO AWAY! Me: XD
@taylorcooper6903
@taylorcooper6903 5 лет назад
Yuki Kitty same lmao
@paigemoore5300
@paigemoore5300 5 лет назад
I was literally reading this as he did that XD
@Dustbunny19
@Dustbunny19 5 лет назад
@@paigemoore5300 XD
@hellopeopleoftheearth2511
@hellopeopleoftheearth2511 5 лет назад
"What was it, Tony?" "Her smile?" "Her grace?" "Her eyes?" Maybe we'll never know... *EDIT* OMG I got like 100 times the amount of likes I usually get!!
@MrKiro666
@MrKiro666 5 лет назад
Hi
@hellopeopleoftheearth2511
@hellopeopleoftheearth2511 5 лет назад
sad wolf hi
@beardedviking1824
@beardedviking1824 5 лет назад
I get 2 or 3 likes 😂
@AsherIsLame
@AsherIsLame 5 лет назад
467÷60=7.7833333333 なに
@nofacegirl3247
@nofacegirl3247 3 года назад
The amount of times he's said"FUCKING NECTARINE! " Is ✨ASTRONOMICAL✨
@Artistic_
@Artistic_ 5 лет назад
You truly do look *dazzling* with that new camera..
@Julius-lr7xr
@Julius-lr7xr 5 лет назад
• Jani_Bunny • pun intended?
@Artistic_
@Artistic_ 5 лет назад
Julius Jebjerg jup
@Alex-vo5bm
@Alex-vo5bm 5 лет назад
Lol
@whisperwolf_rk8009
@whisperwolf_rk8009 5 лет назад
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA amazing
@kristinafisher3801
@kristinafisher3801 5 лет назад
I’ve had 5 kids and never once, not even one time did I ever say to myself while in labor , man this is the worst shit of my life... It’s more the feeling of pushing a watermelon with huge shoulders out of a cantaloupe... (that’s the G rated version)
@GabrielleFct
@GabrielleFct 5 лет назад
Kristina Fisher plus it doesn’t come out of the same place? How did she not notice that lmao
@_Cetarial
@_Cetarial 5 лет назад
As a man, I'm glad I don't have to feel that pain. Yikes.
@youtubemonetization1560
@youtubemonetization1560 5 лет назад
My name is way too long, please help me as long as you don't get kicked in the balls SUPER hard you should be fine
@faefiercevulpine6990
@faefiercevulpine6990 5 лет назад
Yeah like... the pain would be... i mean didn’t her vag hurt? Was she in so much pain she thought the shit was ripping her to her vag bc she was taking a titanic dump? 😂 I’m just saying if i was in that much pain I’d call 911, my first thought would be i had appendicitis or something
@ohyup2169
@ohyup2169 5 лет назад
Well, if you didn't have pain wow, most women will say it's the worst pain of their lifes
@Neilx0
@Neilx0 4 года назад
*flushes with the cord still attached* TONY IM GETTIN SUCKED IN!
@ShySocialist
@ShySocialist 4 года назад
OMG that is dark
@mysterygirlscool5104
@mysterygirlscool5104 4 года назад
XD
@daniellemorgan2997
@daniellemorgan2997 4 года назад
😂
@TonyMontana-si5ek
@TonyMontana-si5ek 4 года назад
I can’t stop laughing 😂😂
@meluvzu_
@meluvzu_ 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣it be like : I don't want this baby I want a refund, I want my money back
@dede33henry7
@dede33henry7 3 года назад
When in labour it feels like u need to poop and pee constantly and it is a big relief when the baby is finally out. That's how I felt any way
@shawniecemassey3632
@shawniecemassey3632 5 лет назад
Baby born in the hospital : I sleep Baby born in the car : I sleep Baby born on the bus : I flinch Baby born at home : I flinch Baby born in the toilet : I woke
@savannahf820
@savannahf820 4 года назад
Imagine being born on a bus tho like for real 😳 in front of loads of people bleuh
@flipflapfleebadoobdop9191
@flipflapfleebadoobdop9191 5 лет назад
Man: I just thought she ate something wrong Daz: Yeah, *a baby.* I fricking luv Daz, this dood!!! XDDDDD
@alexn8219
@alexn8219 5 лет назад
*oh so thats how babys are made you eat them and they plop out, is there a black market for babys?* *can you grow them in the garden?* *i need answers*
@vheosk
@vheosk 5 лет назад
alexn310 you can buy babies at the supermarket or you buy some juice that can get you pregnant.
@KangHaerin001
@KangHaerin001 5 лет назад
Lol
@alexn8219
@alexn8219 5 лет назад
@@KangHaerin001 Oh even yoongi watches daz, i see you're a man of culture aswell
@alexn8219
@alexn8219 5 лет назад
@@vheosk *dOeS tHiS wOrK aS a bOy?*
@-namehere-6999
@-namehere-6999 5 лет назад
Picks baby up from toilet *hands to wife* "Have fun, I'm going to bed."
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