At my school its "If you have sex you're going to die and be forgotten while you burn in he'll Also... Schools are much worse I was crying one day and went to hug my bf for comfort.. Got detention for being inappropriate WHILE THIS BITCH IS GETTING ASAULTWD NEXT TO US, S C R E A M I N G FOR HELP MIND YOU But no hugging is a mortal sin apparently
sugahsprinklez LOL I heard that as a 5 year old and I am christian 😂 but now I am 14 and well, I guess I am dying soon 😂 (if you get what I was getting at)
Actually if she is religious she is preventing them from having kids so Jesus can have more followers and more people with his faith Don’t flame me it was just a joke
What r u doing watching this stuff at work in the first place? Edit: I guess I can’t really talk actually. I was once giggling to myself at a news article about Elon Musk being his usual cringey self while I was in my Uni library and meant to be setting up my laptop so I could get some work done! 😅
Y’all I’m Christian but when I was 9-10 I was FED UP with not knowing and asked my mom blatantly “how do babies actually get made” and she said “oh gosh ok” and sat me down and told me the gosh dang truth. BE HONEST WITH UR KIDS 🤦🏻they can handle it. Of course I hated every second of it and still do cuz I’m asexual but you know what? She told me scientifically. We are a hardcore Christian family but I don’t recall her bringing God into it 💀she just straight up told me how it all happens. None of this “when 2 people love each other” crap no she told me all the science and asked me what I understood about my own body so that I could better understand. Don’t be a parent if you’re gonna lie to your kid. Anyway that’s my story😂anyone else have actually decent parents?
Damn, my parents never ever taught me the actual way of how babies are made or where they come from. They just told me “they come from the mommy’s belly” and that’s it. Since then I’ve had so many theory’s in my head about how babies are made (like eating a jelly bean or getting married right on the spot) until I stumbled across the Internet and found out how.
The part where she told the boy that he has to prepare to die that was actually a meme or a vine people made. When I watch compliation I see that scene
Boy: “What if I wanna have sex before I get married” Teacher: “well I guess you just have to be prepared to die” Me “THE VINE” 💀 Edit: how tf this get so many likes 😂
🤭As a sex repulsed person I find this hilarious- and I am glad my mom really educated me more than my school ever did. As one of the first girls to get my period in elementary school I had to educate most of the girls because their parents were religious and didn't teach these poor girls.😟
The finger into the circle thing is literally how I found out!! Besides being a ranch kid and seeing animals doing it i never rlly connected the dots. Well at least not till the day in sixth grade on the bus when the seventh graders found out and just kept going in and out😳😳😳😂
I hate how premarital sex is so hated upon. It’s not wrong and people want to feel pleasure. I hate how people are so hated and frowned upon for teen pregnancies. It’s so horrible.
@Marilyn Pedroza Rodriguez 8 or 7???? That's very rare I think. I get a lot of girls get it young and I know there are some who get it at that age, but it's not typical at all. I havent met anyone who got it younger than 10
bruh this killed me: "The man feels his pen^s becoming erect (idk how to spell it) daz 1 second later: *has sausage roll near mouth and just doesnt eat it* and his outro 😂
All I could think while Angela was talking was 3 things: 1: has she experienced this that often? 2: why is a granny teaching us this? 3: wtf is a woman teaching us about men?
"Everything is based on love." "Then you haven't been to the club then have you lady?" *I'm dead.* 🤣☠🤣 7:16 *double dead* 😂🤣😂🤣 (Please do more sex videos Daz!)
Regardless if you have sex before you get married or not, marriage isn’t gonna stop someone from getting aids if your spouse has it. That flight attendant lady doesn’t know wtf she’s talking about 🙄
"Slippery.....shes not an ice rink!" "I need to grow up..." I cant- I'm dying of laughter Edit: okay okay I only saw this today but thank you for like a thousand likes and a daz heart!!! Thank youuuu
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The fact that I see this video immediately after watching the girl who cooks the ox penis made this even more hilarious. I’m trying to drive home with my mom in the passenger seat. My face was as red as a lobster because I was trying to keep from busting out laughing and running off the road. Oh daz just makes my day. 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
