Dazai uses pick-up lines on Chuuya, but it's suicidal||bsd||soukoku|| Gacha Club

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Don't remember where I got these pick-up lines lol I'm guessing somewhere in tumbler or wattpad
But for real, Chuuya's worried guys
#dazaiosamu #dazai#nakaharachuuya #chuuya #bungoustraydogs#soukoku #darkera #doubleblack #dazaixchuuya #dachuu

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@amyis1733 3 года назад

chuuya in therapy dazai in the next room shouting to chuuya chuuya starts crying and screaming from the inside

@miruyx 3 года назад

Couples therapy is troublesome sometimes

@miruyx 2 года назад

@Tsukasa | 太宰 // shit

@scaraworshipper 3 года назад

Chuuya is officially a family therapist now 😂😂✋

@Nikolais_silly_eyepatch Год назад

No, he needs the therapy

@Lilith12190 6 месяцев назад

What?

@_mivemi_ 3 года назад

#SaveChuuya #SaveDazaiFromHimself they both need help at this point

@paisleighyt6153 3 года назад

#getdazaiandchuuyatherapy

@miruyx 3 года назад

#savechuuyafromdazai

@ShyMarshmallowSquad 3 года назад

#helpakutagawafindhiseyebrows

@scaraworshipper 3 года назад

@@ShyMarshmallowSquad lmaooo

@user-yo1ws8dl8k 3 года назад

#Savedazaifromdazai

@yqna746 3 года назад

Lmao-- Tbh I can hear him saying all those pick-up lines-- 😂

@Me-ix1sw 3 года назад

I thought it was only me-

@Ha-xc8ms 3 года назад

Someone in the mafia told me chuuya looked pretty traumatized,he often runaway when dazai's around too I wonder why ;))))

@keishaalexa4044 3 года назад

*When you have the flirtiest comebacks* And then we have *DAZAI*

@shadow_reaper2154 3 года назад

Chuuya: that was really long Dazai: *proud suicidal* Me: this is their relationship... honestly not the least bit surprised

@MxSae 2 года назад

the fact that these are actually good 😭

@theoneseeker 2 года назад

He needs to teach us his ways

@Anvi.di.Angelo10 9 месяцев назад

@@theoneseeker His ways are : 1. Be horny 2. Be suicidal 3. Be good with words

@AllisonPepper-dr9sb 8 месяцев назад

@@theoneseeker”are you a knife? Cause i want you deep inside me 😋” “Are you a gun? Cause i’ll take round two from you any time 😍😍” (Personally my favorite and most relatable) “Are you a drug? Cause i could overdose on you anyday 😩” “Are you my eating disorder? Because you’re always there 😆”

@Lilith12190 6 месяцев назад

@@AllisonPepper-dr9sbwhy are you everywhere??????

@AllisonPepper-dr9sb 6 месяцев назад

@@Lilith12190 🤭🤭 bc im making my way downtown!!

@edit283 2 года назад

Dazai; hey are you a building? Chuuya: what?👁👄👁 Dazai : cuz I fall hard for you😏 Chuuya:🙃*had enough of this shit but also considered a bit*

@theoneseeker 2 года назад

PERFECT

@uwubitwalas 3 года назад

DAZAI-SENSEI PLS TEACH ME HOW TO FLIRT FYODOR IS SO HARD TO SEDUCE ASHAJHSJAHSJ edit: woah wtf how is this getting likes

@lianicole3704 2 года назад

I-

@uwubitwalas 2 года назад

@@lianicole3704 😀

@niknakahara-dazai4694 2 года назад

What😃

@osamudazai8722 2 года назад

@@niknakahara-dazai4694 Heyyyyyy Chuuyaaaaaa 😏

@bakugo9174 2 года назад

Dazai leave poor Chuuya alone, he is traumatized…..

@aera__ 3 года назад

when atsushi said tell chuuya you need help- THIS ISNT WHAT HE MEANT

@fujodanshi4942 3 года назад

I rlly like the clinical depression one..

@lunawazhere Год назад

Me too

@vithevee 2 года назад

chuya be used to this but low-key concerned is literally amazing

@Captain_feasible 2 года назад

Dazai: *makes problematic pick up line* me: WRITE THIS DOWN *intense writing*

@azuna.s5482 2 года назад

Okay, Koyou come take our little Chuuya away from Dazai 🗣️

@ziodr 3 года назад

The pick-up lines are getting too..... Good

@NANI-ho8uz 2 года назад

•Dazai def needs theraphy- •how r these actually good •the last part was very true doe •if I somehow get a lover I will say one of these to them lol

@night_star. 3 года назад

Omg i'm crying XD

@alyzanyam5734 3 года назад

Why are those so good though XD I would seriously be flattered if someone told me that XD

@Theodore_in_red 3 года назад

I don't even know what to say at this point 😂

@hello...164 3 года назад

The first one got me laughing for 10 mins straight 😭✋

@Bhavika_m 3 года назад

This is...... Perfect... I dont even know what to say at this point its just so like them

@ying_stillplays4381 3 года назад

1:05 poor chibi doesn't know anymore

@mirrebloss 2 года назад

"Are you a knife because i want you in me" is another 1

@Chlo.2341 11 месяцев назад

Nooo stop I could see dazai saying that

@Strawberry_Lilac8 3 года назад

AH YES TIME TO USE THESE TO WORRY MY FRIEND

@mintyangel9616 3 года назад

Good question Chuuya how is he still alive-

@kayleetowa37 3 года назад

these are perfect >:D

@dreamownsme3165 2 года назад

This is what I call quality content, thank you for blessing me with this

@АннаГеоргиева-ш4с 3 года назад

I love their designs! And the way they move! And the pick up lines! Gah this video is perfect! ❤️💓💞💕

@niknakahara-dazai4694 2 года назад

Chuuya: That was really long Dazai: Just like me d-

@Ashuu305 2 года назад

I'm pretty sure that Dazai was about to say "Like my d-" (we all know the word) in the end 😂

@black_rose995 2 года назад

Why didn't I think of that-

@nixxemmii8218 2 года назад

True true

@Iiiiugvbj Год назад

@@black_rose995 how didn't you?

@Sharks_andspace 2 года назад

Dazai really does need help

@alex-xi7sx 3 года назад

No no this is therapy 🙁

@lavenderfields. 2 года назад

Okay, but I'm in love with your Chuuya design 😭

@user-wx1zp9yc8r 2 года назад

my boyfriend has the most stupid pick up lines ever but I love them they always make me laugh

@hotaruss1ut370 3 года назад

I can’t even please make a part 2 lmao

@muftuf_4941 2 года назад

That was beautiful, so beautiful in fact it brought a tear to my eye😩🤚

@taso-p1k 3 года назад

I should not be laughing-

@sunuma82 2 года назад

I love how ordinary life plays in the background xD

@user-ex1qs5sr9f 2 года назад

i just keep on flirting and flirting with him and its nice seeing him cry :D

@notsleepingrn 3 года назад

Now I'm scared too of Dazai's pick up lines-

@-Weewox 2 года назад

Doing paperwork on Dazai's lap😩 Lucky Chuuya and Dazai to have eachother🍷🥃❤️

@rinslefteyelash 2 года назад

the smoothness though-

@pukupukupaopao 3 года назад

Thus is perfect~~someone make a ff

@Elyune_ 3 года назад

That's canon to me

@EXO_XO 2 года назад

If i was chuuya i would have just been like : im getting mixed signals here do you wanna -😏you know what😏- or do you wanna die...or maybe both-

@x6902 2 года назад

so romantic

@Jay_shVca 3 года назад

2 comments but there are only 1 what the heck RU-vid

@alexab47 3 года назад

Pov: me if anyone wanted to deal with me #DazaiKinnie

@Myownwife 2 года назад

Chuuya: that one was pretty long- Dazai: yea like your dads- *BONK*

@stinkyperson1517 5 дней назад

‘pEtItE mAFiOsO’ got me laughing hard😭😭😭

@doremi2047 3 года назад

I love it 😂

@NoLongerHuman22 3 года назад

y’know what else is long 😏

@oliwiacisowska4043 2 года назад

These are soo good omfg- I LITERALLY WROTE THIS TO MY CRUSH- HELPPP😭😭😭

@Willow_05 2 года назад

Me thinking the last pickup line would be normal but noOoOo he had to add more to the pickup line 😭😭😭🥲

@leoh4185 Год назад

Dazai: Are you a rope? Because I want you around my neck

@Chlo.2341 11 месяцев назад

Stopppp no

@Moncheries 10 месяцев назад

Perfect opportunity to use my go to pick up line “are you death?.. because I want to embrace you”

@imatmyfckinglimit4579 2 года назад

Chuuya : that was really long me : * dont say it , dont say it , dont- * Thats what she said

@nixxemmii8218 2 года назад

I was gonna say not as long as my -

@karlacastanares3084 Год назад

Imma take note of those pick up lines, thanks, Dazai. 😂 *furiously writes on a memo*

@roastedsardines Год назад

NOT THE CLINICALLY DEPRESSED ONE 😭

@Dazaisimp101 Год назад

This pickup lines are very creative 😅

@1StupiD101 Год назад

If anyone’s curious the background music is My Ordinary Life by The Living Tombstone but instrumental

@Batmansgaycousin Год назад

Chuuyas perspective is comparable to my crush who receives messages like this a like 3 am

@user-yg6pn7xf3w 3 года назад

Please- 😭

@Baguette_Eater 23 дня назад

THIS IS ACTUALLY ACCURATE 😭🙏

@rikukingdomhearts3749 3 года назад

Lmao he would say thes

@rensflower 3 года назад

LMAOOOO

@osamudazai562 3 года назад

🌝✋

@nixxemmii8218 2 года назад

Sorry

@la8ty6 Год назад

I wanna write these in a valentines letter and send it to my friend

@marybriannevillasan9637 6 месяцев назад

half expecting him to say "Are you death cause i need you"

@niki_8354 2 года назад

another meme: A P P R O V E D .

@Art_and_fics4life Месяц назад

"that was really long"-chuuya "....thats what she said" -dazai

@airyanafire9194 Год назад

Dazai: are you a broken building Chuuya* i wonder what it is now* Dazai: cuz i rewlly want you to smash me*wink~♡*

@aikiolikesbsd Год назад

dazai should have said “like something else 😱” or “unlike my will to live”🥰

@ayuzawa_yukina 2 года назад

He makes Suicidal jokes and Pick up lines in the same sentence

@fluffreacts6837 2 года назад

The family therapist will need Some therapy

@shiro-kun215 Год назад

chuuya's design is so underrated

@Quackers_ 2 года назад

This is concerning and great

@abdullahdazai8581 3 года назад

F l e r t

@Mister_Circle1234 10 месяцев назад

Chuuya: that was long My head:🧐😟🫢😱😧

@Oraorion1 9 месяцев назад

You forgot " are you a knife cause i want you in me " my friend used this on me lmao

@lesbiansforchuuya 2 года назад

"That was really long.." me: LIKE MY DI- 🥰🤞

@marotheangel3578 3 года назад

lmaooooooo

@kei-hx8rm 2 года назад

Dazai is really bad at flirting 😔 And I'm going to contact the mental hospital to check dazai........I'm not paying🌝

@black_rose995 2 года назад

Chuuya's filthy rich no worries😌

@kei-hx8rm 2 года назад

@@black_rose995 good

@jaycykim1352 Год назад

in the end after chuuya says that was long dazai would've said, you know what else is long? ** queue blushy chuuya * The time i spent in my room because of depression stress and anxiety.

@mikot0z._ Год назад

THE SECOND LAST ONE BRO AYOOOOOOOOOOO

@_nakaharachuuya_9218 3 года назад

Worst nightmare

@Yakashaa9855 3 года назад

If you want i can get him away from you, darling

@nolongerstraight 3 года назад

@@Yakashaa9855 but whyyyyy? 😔

@Yakashaa9855 3 года назад

@@nolongerstraight You really ask?

@Yakashaa9855 3 года назад

@@nolongerstraight 😒

@nolongerstraight 3 года назад

@@Yakashaa9855 yes ma'am, I am legit asking :(

@domstruly 3 года назад

:000

@KyouMeno 8 месяцев назад

"You can't spell $ui€id€ withput U and I" KILL ME

@emma6229 2 года назад

Guys don't come out me I'm sorry dazai : you know what else is really long

@1-am-nyx Год назад

I’ll pay for Dazai’s therapy

@N0E11E- 2 года назад

Brb I need to go use some of these on my friends

@Mr.NobodyCares-tw8mu 9 месяцев назад

The coffin rizz is so sus wtf😭😭

@awkward_Owl 2 года назад

Okay but did I scream in embarrassment after reading these-

@awkward_Owl 2 года назад

Because youtube is a piece of shit, it wont let me edit it to say “why did I scream in embarrassment after reading these-“ TvT

@airyanafire9194 Год назад

0:25 Im gasping for air now

@sunkris.t Год назад

The life of my sims.

@SKK-daughter 7 месяцев назад

Are you a knife? Cause I want you deep inside me. (knife rizz) Are you my will to live? Cause I need you right now. (Will to live rizz)

@kazuushii. Год назад

I think he forgot "Are you a knife? Cause I reallyyy want you in me." this is actually amazing im gonna use these on my lover (ill tell you how it goes)