Deadpool Pillow Talk [ASMR]- *Sponsored* 

YOOOO IF THIS AINT ME AND MY BOYFRIENDS NORMAL PILLOWTALK

0:18 just had me laughing for the whole damn night. No cap, you are great at this. 👍🏾💯💯

I legit know an asian named Henry

“Haha you need therapy” Me: smile slowly fades

Deadpool: Killed a filipino gentleman today Me, a filipino: oh,,,wow

The only dislike is Thanos,,

spidey is the one who disliked

"Anywhore" what a mood!

Am I crazy, did you just say Any W-ore 1:30

ULTRON : there's only one path to peace... watching asmr memes of asmr memes

Dude how do you not have more subs? These are like my favorite things in the world

More Deadpool is what I demand if not the Deadpool nation shall have thous head on a silver platter Thank you have a nice day Sincerely, Ms.retzsuko Arvizu

"What was I talking about?" Ur gay? :v "Wait, did that happen or did I dream it?"

Deadpool: Go on, tell me Me: oh well today I baked cupcakes, Deadpool: 3:08 Me: *complete rage and shock*

the 4th wall breaks 👌👌👌

*If my boyfriend doesn’t talk to me like this, then I don’t want one*

The noises were Spidey ..... *he's jealous* .......... *they're in the trees*

I still can’t believe how good this is

Deadpool: *half way in his story* Me: Wade...Go the f*ck to sleep.

YOOOOO! Did you get the story of plot generator?!

But, but *You're* my therapy ;-;

Be mine. Now. Pls. This actually reminds me of Deadpool and he is my comfort character

Are you reading a wattpad fanfic, Wade-

Bradly. The stuffed. Unicorn. *inhale* I’ll allow it

“Deadpool is cute” UwU

I’m too high for this OMFL 😂❤️❤️❤️

"I can't believe you started talking to an audio file. You need therapy" SHUT UP DONT EXPOSE ME IM TOO SCARED TO GET A THERAPIST 😭

He asked how I was... I said I'm fine... How foolish I was to respond...

Basic pillow talk It's not weird I feel so much better listening t ok these

Man this is Read more

the forth wall break love it and i do need therapy and not for this-

Not gonna lie I just listened to it like 20 times and still can‘t describe how Good it is it‘s just a masterpiece ❤❤❤

I started laughing when the video started 😂😂

This so entertaining 😂 I love this

God damet he broke the 4th wall S H I-

I'm dying in side

“Woke the f**k up” I died 😂

Well you're perfect

Batteries not included

"Gave him your number, is that okay?" NUH UH, YOU GAVE A CASHIER MY NUMBER?! HE'LL CALL ME AND TELL ME ABOUT THEIR RECENT SALES 😭

Love this, finally one with text i can enjoy

I remember seeing this when it came out on my birthday and it was the best gift ever

I did start taking to it, I thought it would be a comfort thing, but it’s Deadpool, I- shit, I literally deflated a little and then just laughed my ASS off

PLEASE WHAT WAS THAT WATTPAD 😭😭😭😭😭

ArT

Bro he said "I'm board" bro I think you're high and I'm on that train

Wtf did I just listen to and why do I want more?

Is there a script?

This is brilliant

4 years ago but im still listening to this because DEADPOOL 😩

So much just happened within a few minutes 😭 (edit) OK THAT "YOU NEED THERAPY" WAS UNCALLED FOR

“wAKE THE FUCK UP” ten seconds in and i’m laughing my ass off

"That's not an asian name!" Lmfao

Why did my brain automatically go to murdoc niccals is that you?, when the guy came on the phone talking about the Asian named Henry Edit:yes,yes I wus going to talk to an audio *smile intensifies*

Deadpool: “you need therapy 😂😂” Me: smile goes away and tears up “AND??”

"haha you need therapy" Me: yes i do, ha yes i do

Why does this sound my ex?...

*Asian Henry*....What??😂

This was great XD

Your Deadpool sounds kind of sounds like a fusion of Ryan Reynolds and John Kassir. :)

1. How the hell did you get in my home? 2. Why did you tell me that yaoi like story? (But I dont mind yaoi AT ALL.) 3. Dont call me "hot lips" (I think that's what he said?)

Haha This is so funny "Wake the fuck up" Hahahahhahahhahah 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Omg His story time Hahahahahahahahahahahah I love this

It's pretty interesting how Mr. Wilson, the big red velvet muffin (to some Marvel fans) wore red gloves during the first ASMR pillow talk and wore black detailed gloves in the second one. :P

HOLY CRAP THIS IS GOOD!!

Lol best bedtime story ever!

Lol

Wow sounds like fun Deadpool

Wow Deadpool

Wow that is 10/10000000000 fanfic DP

I loved how you put in the hew jackman reference because he played wolverine 😂😊

so beautiful 💕

Heeeeeeeelo. Here for round two 😤💕 how are you Deadpool?

NO COME ON I WAS INVESTED INTO THE STORY 😭😭😭 anyways i love Deadpool for his random rambles because I do the same shit-

X-men Beast Can you please tell him I really want to see how you do him he’s my favorite character 💙

Yk I'm just messing around searching for random asmr for fun but I'm genuinely concerned I'm starting to unironically like them now- same thing happened to me with 100 gecs last year, I never forgave myself for that

It's always the unicorn 🦄

I need more deadpool

when he said you need therapy I said yes I do

1:23 fucked off to the gas station is so real

I have to have hit rock bottom to be watching this.

Damn if i could pay you on how much i love this video i would give you$200000 i would but i only have $3 😪😔

Deadpool:( being himself and talking about his day) Me:( just cuddling him and thinking "does adorable weirdo ever shut up" and gets thrown off at the end of this conversation)

i want to marry you!!!

“Haha you need therapy” I KNOW IM FUCKING TRYING BUT IM BEYOND HUMAN HELP OKAY?!

“Killed a Filipino gentleman” Me- *WHAT THE HELL NO IM A FILIPINO!*

I started listening to this in class AND MY FREAKING CLASSMATE SAID IM RED- I need more. PLS