DEAR POLICE..THIS IS NOT ME 

DEAR POLICE..THIS IS NOT ME

lazy saturdays spent watching RU-vid are the best ❤️👌 who’s with me?!

but omg the thread under that tweet was the funniest thing i've ever read in my life ngl HAHAHAHH

Alfie just working out at the gym while I'm sat here eating an Easter egg... makes sense

Dear police, DON’T COME FOR ALFIE!!! ❤️😂

Sooooooo, still no Easter video ?

I’ve watched Alfie’s videos for 5 years now!

Alfie you’re turning 25 this year when are you going to propose to Zoe. Is it just me 🙃 ok

I was getting use to the fact that we will only hear audio and not actually see Alfie whilst doing the podcast and now we may possibly be able to watch it excites me!!

I always get a snack and a drink before I watch Alfie’s videos 😂

Alfie you are such an amazing RU-vidr your videos always make me feel better when I’m down. Thank you for everything you do, I love you.

Holly singing Whitney Houston made my day ❤️😂

I’ve already watched this but I’m gonna watch it again because why not

Please film the broadcast and upload it on your main channel please 😩🙏🏻

Alfie where is your pastel hoodie from

hahahahaha "oh there's something in my eye... probably.. a bird feather"

LBW EVERYDAAAAAAY

Alfie's face at 7:51 is so cute

Haha the intro about half term cracked me up😂

0:40 love the hoddie!!

“My number one girl........not Zoe........Nala” 😂😂 gotta love that dog

IM EVEN MORE EXCITED FOR THE PODCAST NOW

I enjoy the vlogs so much! Look forward to them every day!!

Does anyone know where Alfie’s pastel hoodies from? Xx

Brilliant

I love you and Zoe sooooo much I watch your blogs everyday and they always get me in the mood to do something , you have changed the world xxx

From now on, I can never watch your slow-mo parts and not think of Joe mocking you in one of his New York vlogs 😂😂

love you alfie your an inspiration love your videos ive been watching you videos for nearly 5yrs

I’m literally so excited for the new merch

love​ the multicolour sweater/jumper omg!!!!

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THUMBNAIL LOLLL

"It's currently 3 a.m. in the morning" 😂😂😂

NEW PODCAST,MERCH AND POSSIBLE POINTLESSBLOG RETURN

Love you Zoe and Alfie,that does not look like Alfie

I was laughing so hard at burgUlar 😂😂😂😂

YES record the podcasts, makes it much more appealing, I very very rarely listen to audio only podcasts!

I love 5pm | I loved the New York Vlogs but its nice to see nala and to see that u are back where u belong with the Audi R8

These vlogs are getting better and better!

Gonna miss the Audi R8 too 😢😢😫😫😭😭❤️❤️❤️

I love this channel so much. You make me smile all the time and you're an inspiration to 4M people (and counting) including me. I am a proud Pointless Person XD Keep it going Alf! Also, the thumbnail looks NOTHING like you!

I love u so much you’re so funny and entertaining and you’re so lucky to have Zoe i’ve been watching you for about 4 years now xx

I hope everyone’s having the best day :)

i love every and each vlog of yours, they always make my day better

3:30 YES YES YEEESSSS!!!!

The title scared me

loving the quality alfie!!

I love your vlogs! Its so crazy during half term! I would love to meet you one day! You inspire me so much!!! 😀😀😀

When Alfie posts a new vlog I just stop whatever I’m doing and watch it lol

every time i see the head boy in my school i think ALFIE DAYES WHOOO

Alfie I love your vids!!! Love from East Midlands xx And that looks NOTHING like you...

stayed up till 12 am to watch this when its uploaded HAHAHHA

I looved that catch up intro - Looking forward to the Podcasts :D

I finished my revision just in time for this!!

I watch your vlogs everyday and i have been watching since 2013! ❤

I love the idea of the podcast video on the PB main channel. Go for it please Alfie. LBW forevahhhh!!

LBW! Also I’m just casually walking around ASDA while watching your vlog 😂

My grandad used to live in Brighton in 1929

It's thirty minutes past my birthday and I was so sad and was about to sleep but this notification popped up and I'm now happy as hell 😊 Thank you, Alfie. #LBW

I wish I lived in Brighton to see you Alfie!

THOSE DOGS I CANT AW

Welcome back to the normal vlogs after the NY trip 💪🏼😍

Your face after you read the thread that's why I injoy your vlogs

Lbw squad love you so much you are such an inspiration to every one who watches these videos

It's back even know I watched it 😁 so happy your back Alfie ❤

I Ilove I love your I love your merch I love your merchandise 💙💙is this a voice over at the start because it looked like it and I could hear a different thing to what you were mouthing?

Came before 1k views, comments and likes. Hope your not too jet lagged and had a wonderful trip to NYC. Love your videos bye

Yes podcast being filmed!! Love it

No. That’s Cruella

literally dropped EVERYTHING to watch this video. this meant i broke a glass. getting ready for the trouble but also to watch this video 🙃

The Strabger Things skateboard was the best

Twitter notification squad? 🙌🙌🙌

I love the podcast/video idea!

I took my No:1 girl out,not Zoë,Nala.

Thank you for using this music again @ thee end of your Vlogs! Sending positive vibes your way. PEACE LOVE & DREAM'S!🇨🇦 💞🔄🌐📷🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟💕🌎💖🌍🎼🎶😉💯🎬

I love Holly she is so much fun.

Alfie said Burgular and yh I'm glad they had a laugh about it but yes your not a burgular

LBW 😍 love you Alfie 🧡 xx who else is in the LBW squad x

Bye bye aldi r8

Alfie if you love the R8 so mutch. You just buy one.

LBW it is

It looks like alife has the same jumper as jungkook in go go

YYYYYAAAAASSSS for the vidoe podcast thing!!!

I LOVE YOUR VLOGS ALFIE!!!!!!!! 💗💖💗💖💗😁😁😁

did anybody else come here for the first time he uploaded this lmao

Aww hehe that thumbnail is everything! 😂

Wow haven’t watched over 5 seconds of the vlog yet and already love it!

oh oops internet aha x

LBW!

Omg the rhyming made me die 😂

Lbw of course!!

Omg I’m so excited for the podcast

tis a hard life

Alfie never fails to make a good vlog 🤩

YAY! There's music!

Lbw club for the second time today love ya Alfie ❤️🙌🏻

Please reply to this comment I love you and Zoe so much and your always cheer me up while I’m going through this hard time

It’s not raining don’t worry

EXCUSE ME where’s the Easter video from last year

they know who you are its comedyyyy

#LBW SQUAD WERE YOU AT I'VE YOUR POST NOTIFICATIONS ON AND SUBCSCRIBED TO ALL YOUR CHANNELS I LOVE YOU, ZOE AND NALA SHE IS SO CUTE