Decompression Sickness and Poo  

U2 pilot flying over the Soviet Union: "Don't mind me. I'm just gonna land for a quick bathroom break."

Your sense of humor is top notch, brother! *“The problem number 2 is the number 2”* 😂😂😂

"And problem number two is number two" Lol

Pilot: Sir I have number 2 so I have to abort the mission. Commander: Your number 2 is not our problem so continue the mission.

"They just have to hold it" Not if they're brave enough they don't

This video just boiled my blood

This makes so much more sense then when people say your blood boils.

If the water isn’t too cold, ditch the wetsuit and defile the ocean

And to think I was down bad on road trips holding in a shit. I got nothing on these guys

And I'm not holding it any longer:)

The pee tube pair with the loop💀💀💀

A scuba diver potentially could drop a turd while diving. Just modify that rubber suit to have an ejection flap.

Freeload a few fleet of those to me fully equipped for my use

That must be very painfull.

Why haven't we invented rectal catheters yet? And I don't mean colostomy bags.

Why is the turkish guy smiling like that

"And number 2" is a number two

That Turkish guy 🇹🇷 is member of Turkish navy rescue ship TCG Alemdar. One of biggest NATO rescue navy ship.

The first problem that got to my mind was itchy nose lol

On long haul missions, they wear adult pads/diapers. It's not commonly known because it would damage the status of the pikots.

That same U-2 in 1960: *don’t mind if I do*

What do you know. It was what I thought.

Either hold it or make a mess. Lol

It is So Painful and No Pain Killers

NO NOT THIS TIME! NOW IT IS WHAT I THINK

Fascinating!

The U2 pilots undertake a special diet for weeks in advance to missions basically intentionally constipating themselves

I had problem 2 while scuba diving and you can’t rush anything until you get out

I think problem number 2 is number 3

They have to hold it? No sh*t >> See what i did back there? I hit y'all with a double entendre 👌👌👌

Yeah but does the expansion of gasses also affect the number two? That would be a… horrible way to die. Killed by expanding poo in your butt.

Sometimes you can't hold it though.

What about #2? Number 2??? Uh nah, we can't help u with that now! Ur on ur own dude. Good luck 🤞

LOVE THE 🍦PIC😂😂😂

So the no 1 is pee and the no 2 is poop a international signal 😂 Today I got it

They should give them small amounts of opioids which causes constipation, not enough to get them high and not frequent enough to start addiction(reliance)

Oh shit!!

The red blood cells seem to pass through each other at times.

Rumour has it, the 5 Ocean Gate guys died of Compression Sickness. 😮

Don’t pee in your dry suit while you SCUBA unless the suit is designed for such activity.

U2 pilots can only go number 2 in their suit twice before asked to leave the program due to cost

Number one it's easy to hold, number 2 there where it gets problematic. :))

Just give the pilots Taco Bell... actually that might make the problem worse 😅

My dad was stationed at Beale AFB and knew some of the pilots. Apparently some would just go #2 in the suits anyways.

The Bends has to be the most hideous way to die

They actually eat very bland and low residual meals from a tube. Their diets are specialized so that they don’t poop in flight. No coffee, only caffeinated protein snacks.

Um, no. When you're under water, and u poop in your wetsuit, the poop evaporates, leaving but a cloud of dust in its wake; in fact, this is the inspiration for the movie "Envy" and the ingenuity of "vape-oo-rise."

After over 60 years of cover-ups by the US and the USSR/Russia, the real reason for why the U2 spy plane flown by Francis Gary Powers, which fell out of the sky, has been revealed: Powers: "Don't mind me, I have to take a crap. (farting noises)"

It was what I thought

The navy has diapers for the Aviators because there's a second option than "hold it".

What happens when you get Montezumas Revenge?

Am worried about number 2 😂😂😂

Its never what i think

Peeing in your wetsuit is NOT recommended. It takes forever to get the smell out! Usually, you aren't going to go more than 2 or 3 hours underwater for most dives, so empty your bladder and bowels before you dive and you should be fine.

I've pooped during a dive... Wasn't wearing a wetsuit though 😂💩

Not an issue diver do do there number 2 in dry suit and wet suit. Just not as comfortable in a dry suit because it just goes everywhere in there lol

So before they died the people in the Titan sub pop themselves to death

My azz could NOT be a scuba diver/Air Force pilot

Oh 💩

Two types of scuba divers; those who pee in their wetsuits, and liars

Dry suit diving also has pee tubes you can add

Can you not find a narrator for whom English is a first language?

''Jim, open the bomb bay door'' ''why??? we aint at our target yet'' ''i gotta take a shit''

They already made some thing for u2 a diaper 😂

They probably poo before flying

I watched you video but what I think of is not what you think

Actually they use diapers 😂😂

Decompression now those hot nurses yes I know , I can breath , anyone on magazines , yea I’m still consuming that bad chocolate pudding . 67…. Joking 38

Well, the English call them nappies. Or adult diapers. Astronauts wear them. Why not the U2 pilots? How about a zipper for the wetsuits?

Ive watched so many videos the videos are what you think now

Boiling excrement, mmmm.

Hey, YANKIE It’s not a SODA, it’s a COKE.

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Funny as I was thinking poo and decompression no lie but then it’s written on the vid 🤨🤭🤭💖

OK so I was in my wetsuit yesterday at the beach and it was my first time using my brand new wetsuit. And I wish I would’ve heard about rule number two yesterday because it had me wondering for the rest of the day until I was able to take a shower!!!😅😅😅