Defeats of my Favorite DreamWorks Villains Part I 

“I live in a swamp, I put up signs, I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do to get a little privacy?!” -Shrek
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Villains’ Quotes:
“Fossa hungry! Fossa eat!” -The Fossas
“Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!” -Tai Lung
“I told you Ogres don't live happily ever after!” -The Fairy Godmother
“I wanna find this guy. I wanna know everything about him. I wanna know where he lives, where he sleeps. He pops a gill, I wanna know about it: Who is the Sharkslayer?” -Don Lino
“Humans of Earth, I come in peace. You need not fear me, I mean you no harm. However, it is important to note that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. The few of you that do survive will be enslaved and experimented upon. You should, in no way, take any of this personally. It's just business. So, just to recap, I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die. Gallaxhar out.” -Gallaxhar
“You never knew it, Puss... but I was always... there.” -Humpty Alexander Dumpty
“The humans know me as Dr. Octavius Brine: renowned geneticist, cheese enthusiast, and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives. But you know me by a different, much older name. A name perhaps you'd hoped you'd never hear again. A phantom! A shadow of a former life! I... am... DAVE!!!” -Dr. Octavius Brine/Dave
“They're chickens, you dolt! Apart from you, they're the most stupid creatures on this planet! They don't plot, they don't scheme, and they are NOT ORGANIZED!” -Mrs. Tweedy
“You useless, ungrateful maggot! I AM THE COLONY!” -General Mandible
“The army has dealt with wild horses before. This one will be no different.” -The Colonel
“Search the farthest villages. Find more metal. China will be mine.” -Lord Shen
“Oh, I wouldn't say freed. More like, under new management!” -Hal Stewart/Tighten
“Did you really think you could escape?” -Captain Smek
“I'm gonna unite the strings and destroy all music... except for rock!” -Queen Barb
“Imagine a puppy that never grows up; a puppy that stays a puppy forever. Once I launch my Forever Puppies to every corner of the world, they'll be so adorable, no one would ever want a baby ever, ever again! The end of BABY CORP!” -Francis E. Francis
“I'm better looking, I have better hair, I'm deceivingly smart. And I want everyone to do what I say.” -Makunga
“With your chi, I will finally be able to return to the mortal world. And this time, you won't be there to stop me.” -Kai the Collector
“Hiya, class! I'm your cool new teacher! Not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda!” -Professor Pippy P. Poopypants
Song: Celldweller - Purified (Anti-Nightcore)
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