"Oh, you still think it's THAT type of Ghostface battle? Nice hypothesis, but Billy's not quite at the phone right now. Say hello to Stu Macher, bitch! Stick to teaching kids two + two. When it's you + Stu, I split tutors in two. You'll never chalk up to me. Thought you'd spit better, looking like you're on a CD. Fuck caps, popping sodas takes you off of the scene. The name is Macher, you're a damn mockery. I'll Birthday Bash your face in, show you how I handle a party. Want beef? Oh please, just flee from me. Or I'll wipe the floor with ya, that's a sweep, sweep, sweep!" "You've entered a horror film you're not skipping with a Dead Meat Vid. Wait til' I crack you open, boil some dinner on that egghead, kid. School's out, but there's still rules to follow with the pen & paper, or your ass is dropping fast like Baldi's REALLY in the elevator. First of all, you gotta reference hip-hop shit. I'm Ghostface Killah on the mic, while that bald head is more Logic. Next, a creepy guy targeting kids is just asking for a pedophile line. I should call the cops on you, but like your Patron perks they wouldn't get here in time (Heh!). Can you guess which battle that's from? (Who knows?) I wouldn't be shocked if you blundered. When every damn rap battle channel has whored you out like you're Sidney Prescott's fucking mother! Now finally - hey! Are you even listening? Ah, just forget it. How about I call you back when Basically Games gets good reception." - Stu Macher and Billy Loomis (Ghostface)
"ROAAR!" - The Pepsi Vending Machine
"i am a bad guy and i am going to commit great crime" - Bad Guy
"Woah woah, easy on the criticism. After all, you're the one who started this! By killing me in real life, I was instantly reverted back to this universe. From being enslaved as a teacher to obtaining world dominant powers, fate is basically controlling me to do this. You too have those powers, I've seen it first hand. And with that I ask... That you join me! We'll become unstoppable!" - Edward Robinson/Darth Robinson
"I may not be the bad guy, but I'm not the good guy either!" - Deathspeaker
"......" - Guest Girl
"The loser, will be stripped of all their modifications, and become… STOCK." - Kabuto
"Fuck, it's you I hate the most." - Lewis Pepper
"NOOOOO!! Stop! Cease! Desist! Do not continue with your ramblings for my ramblings are the ramblings to obeyed for I am the king, supreme leader, and all-around dictator! Don't you see!? All you monkeys are my plan! So your plans are my plans, because you made plans and my plan was to make you! I plan to rule the planet, not to have my plan's plan to stop me! I am your creator! I am your king! I am MOJO JOJO! OBEY MEEEEEEEEEE!!!" - Mojo Jojo
"I guess you bears are good for something after all!" - Agent Trout
"I don't care about "potential" and "resources". I want my cluster, and I want that planet to die." - Yellow Diamond
"How curious. I'm impressed by humanity's ability to survive in the wild. What a strange planet, where else would a being as fragile as a human live? While a being as powerful as a Diamond, perish? This is where it happened. Where she was broken." - Blue Diamond
Clips from:
Ghostface vs Baldi - Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans - Snakebite126
Coca-Cola Combat
Defeats Of My Favorite Villains Part Your Mother - TylerThaSorcerorDefeatuber
The Power of Imagination 2 (100k Special) - Grant Wisler
ROBLOX: Knife To Meet OOF! (MM2 Stop-Motion Toy Parody) #RobloxToys - JCMediaStudios
Car Toons - Mater's Tall Tales: Tokyo Mater
Mystery Skulls Animated - The Future - MysteryBen27
The Powerpuff Girls Movie (2002)
We Bare Bears: The Movie (2020)
Steven Universe: Reunited
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