Definitely interested 

The cost of this project is astronomical. Over 4 credits so far.

Shepard: Illusive man. I assumed we'd be meeting face to face Illusive man: A....necesseray, pre-caution

Shepard: "The council can kiss my ass" Council: "Could be worse..."

So someone took the time to make this character, go through a lot of dialogue, and play a good chunk of the game just for a small joke. Im in love.

Mordin: "Actually wanted to talk. Medical matters. Aware of relations with Miranda. Recommend using a bag." Shepard: "Mordin, this is a plastic bag." Mordin: "Mmm."

Shepard: I need to speak with the council. Anderson: ... They refuse to see you.

"Your face.....throw it out the airlock!" - Javik

The Lazarus Project was a failure

Shepard: “FACE ME” Harbinger: (returns to dark space)

"Oh I'm interested!" "WELL I'M NOT." *kicks Shepard out of room*

This proves the indoctrination theory. Little did we know, Shepard was a husk the entire time.

Now I want to see a video of him making that dramatic face when EDI mentions she may sometimes forgets about renewing the Normandy's oxygen supply..

HOLY MACARONI MAN HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THERE'S A SHIT THAT UGLY ON YOUR PC???????????

"Commander Shepard. We tried to keep you as... intact, as possible"

Shepard: You said they spent two years rebuilding me? How bad were my injuries? Jacob: ... ... You haven't looked in a mirror recently, have you?

"Just... Lose the moustache, okay?" "What?"

I need to see him say "Come on, Miranda, you want this" and "I’m just trying to get you into bed" with that face.

OMG It looked like an evil mario that had a suave voice! Nice job man

Embodiment of sex.

Here's to you Cerberus cheerleader bosh'tet. Keelah se'lai. -Tali

No wonder AVG blocked my ME2.exe

I guess Miranda isn't perfect after all if she REALLY needed glasses.

This man is a trooper playing all the way through the game with this thing as his character.

This Shepard looks like he's about to offer some kids candy to get in his van

i haven't laughed that long in FOREVER. Frigging brilliant. I don't know how you made it that far through the game with that face though!

11 years later I come back to this and laugh my ass off

"Slap some face paint on there, and no one would even notice."

I've still got tears in my eyes from laughing that much :D

Shepard: Illusive man, I assumed we'd be meeting face to face Illusive man: A.... necessary precaution

Spit out my drink when it cut to Shepard's face. I laughed so hard! XD

Shepard: "Oh I'm definitely interested. We'll bang OK?"

HIS FACE THO!

The illusive man spent 2 credits on Shepard and spent the rest in exaggerated amounts of red sand

I love how his face turns all creepy-happy like when he's definitely interested :D

"Oh I'm definitely interested" Hahahaha god Shepard u pervert

LMAO perfect setup with the title+thumbnail, and that cut to Mongoloid Shepard....10/10 my dude. Seriously I'm dead.

He looks like Sean Penn...with out his makeup on.

I laughed a full minute to this. Thank you :D

Your Shepard looks like a human version of Pepe Le Pew.

I wanna use that as my next commander shep!

I haven't laughed this hard in so long, thank you.

holy shit its sean penn

That Shepard looks like a prime candidate to be on "To Catch a Predator".

Lol my boy looking like a cyborg Max Holloway 😂🤣💀

HOLY SHIT, KILL WITH FIREEEEEAAAH...oh..its Shepard.

20 minutes later I'm still laughing my ass off.

When he smiles it makes me crack up lmfao. And the video description too lol

I laughed the shit out of me as i saw your shepard xD

He looks a lot like Bashar Al-Assad.

Omg can't stop lol xD

My genuine reaction was to say "Oh fuck!" when your Shepard appeared.

I don't know which is scarier. Those weird robotic puppet facial expressions on Miranda or the Frankenstein monster.

12 years later this is still on my mind

My man mr. Swingles is much more beautiful (profile pic)

This is the first time I actually went rolling on the floor laughing my ass off xD. That was hilarious.

good God! that Shepard was terrifying, i'm going to go cry myself to sleep and then have nightmares all night

Shepard: "I thought we'd be meeting face-to-face." Illusive Man: "A.... necessary precaution."

havent genuinely laughed on youtube for years!

Great mustache. I would love to have the same !

I can't stop laughing at your Shepard's face.

RU-vid recommended moments

"WTF is wrong with your face?!"

OH MY GOD YOUR CHARACTER LOOKS HILARIOSE LOL HOLY SHIT!!!

Hahahahahaha ' Oh i'm definetly interested ' LMAO!

I had this dialogue almost every time I finished a mission. I knew they were going to do it at some point in the game, it was just a matter when. Sheppard: So when are we gonna....you know... Miranda: Things have been pretty busy. Maybe later. *Leaves and comes back after next mission* Shepard: So when are we gonna...you know.... Miranda: Umm...still a little busy. Maybe later. *Leaves and comes back after next mission* Shepard: Now? Miranda: No, I want to wait till we're all about to die.

Shepard out here looking like Waluigi after getting roadrash while going down the highway at 85 miles per hour

lol your shep makes the Vorcha look pretty

Lol your shepard looks like a zombie Italian mobster

I haven't laughed so much in a while. Thank you

Shep looks like some discount Luigi

Your shepard looks like rob dyrdeck

This video was randomly in my recommended, thought I'd give it a try. Nearly shit myself from laughing at that reveal.

Oh my God I can't even... The mustache just completes the look! XD

I thought this was just a boring video then I saw Shepard and I was like "OH GOD! How did you play mass effect to this point with that!"

I need this face to say the iconic line "report to the ship asap. We'll bang, ok?"

Reminds me of Frank from hellraiser during the regeneration process 😂

Your Shepard looks like the next Ron Jeremy *cringes*

im just watching this randomly out of need to see mass effect stuff, so im sitting here alone watching and then bam i fall off bed choking and laughing hardest ive laughed in a long time.

The kind of look that even the collectors fear.

Is that something out of the fucking Exorcist!? I fell off my chair with laughter! xD

HUAH I have a friend who looks exactly like that

LMAO wasn't expecting that at all I lost it xD

Shepard the Ripper, omg u killed me

holy shit....wasn't expecting that LMAO

your shepard looks pretty gruesome, brother

A face so terrifying it can make the elcor cry

This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

HAHAHA that Shepard looks like such a creeper!

I Was eating while watching the video and when i saw ur shepard i almost died with suffocation

Your Shepard scared the fool out of me! I actually jumped damn it!

This is the alternate timeline where 90% of the Lazarus Project's budget went towards the Illusive Man's red sand addiction

HOLY SHIT. I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

Oooohh im definitly intrested

I was drinking water when I saw your Shepard... You owe me a keyboard.

Oh god! I just fell over lol!! was not expecting that.

I just burst out laughing when I saw Shephard's face.

HOLY SHIT, was not expecting that! lol!

THAT GAVE ME MEGA-GIGGLES!

MY EYES HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT!? His face must be soo tired! :O

I keep seeing Robert England in the full Freddy Krueger makeup.