Defunctland: The Failure of Disney's Chuck E. Cheese Ripoff, Club Disney 

Power move

@@AnguishedMan Don't you have a Manger to call? 🤨

@@Loscxxo leave Joseph and Mary alone, they got enough on their hands already

The Disney logo always looked look Gisney to me. I pronounced it as gisney, which sounds alot like jizz knee, which also confused me as a kid. I was more confused because i wasn't lysdexic so I thought all signatures had to begin with a backwards letter.

10/10

Gabby Edgar what time stamp?

@@redactedredacted5370 7:25

Well, their pizza tasted exactly like it was cooked by a rat. So they nailed that. I mean if rats could microwave frozen pizza.

Scott Humphreys Their pizza is delicious gtfo

@@overworkedcna412 Hell nah. Not compared to real pizza.

Bwahahaha

Well, Charles did go bankrupt

@@Webb_Studios They’ve cleared their debt, and still have over 500 locations. Don’t worry about Charles.

You didn't have to use mans government name like that

Charles Entertainment Cheese the 3rd man, put respect on his damn name. The first two died in the great war

This sounds eerily identical to a place by my own childhood home, down to the blockbuster building

@@thebestgirlwithpooeyes9531 The Rat is eternal

@@thebestgirlwithpooeyes9531 All I'll say is that the one I'm describing is in central New England

ayyyyyyy i used to love that little cesars, and the big y used to be the grocery store my parents went to. never thought i would see another person from around these parts in the comments of a youtube video of all places

Charles Entertainment Cheese, after all, is a powerful rat.

Surprisingly heart warming.

Really? I never knew that! In recent news, a girl who worked there threw a young boy a birthday party when no one showed up. She couldn't handle his reaction so all the employees of that location got together and made it special for him. Goes right with the backstory (if that is true)....making her kind act even better.

somebody really needs to make a movie on his backstory academy award winning tearjerker right here

Why am i crying in the club rn

The happiest day

Hello sans

Oh my god is that sans from sonic the hedgehog

@@DiagonalTanooki no you idiot it's clearly Sora from all dogs go to heaven

@@trophyish actually I just realized it's cloud from super Mario 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@Amigamertv no I’m fairly certain it’s master chief from minecraft

God the memories.

Im Getting some flashbacks

damn you didn’t have to jumpscare me with violent flashbacks

Oh, the horror!

OH MY GOD SOMEBODY ELSE KNOWS THIS PAIN I used to go on the slides in the McDonald's playlands and they were fun but at the bottom my skin would be covered in goosebumps because of the pure amount of static that's been forced onto my skin from the metal. At least now I know why they did that, I just thought the plastic was evil.

Same

Imagine what you could do in a day if there were no computers, 2 tv channels, freedom. That's what we did. Everything and nothing. You're all so disconnected it's really sad. It's not that far off. If you unplug and socialize with reg folks you got it.

Oh yeah, and there's no proof of stupid shit we did lol you post it online damn

Living in the moment, we never knew what we had.

That’s great good job

XD!!!!!!!

COME HERE RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!!

* Piano intensifies *

thats when you know you fucked up

Chuck E Cheese: I MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN TO MAKE THE PIZZA!

Not really. Its an aracade restaurant and disney land is theme park

@@Venom-rr1vg you see, both have mascots and animatronics, so mothers dont see a damn different thing about the two

damn I wanna like the comment but the number is perfect the way it is

@@arekrekas213 The Chuck E Cheese I went to didn't have any animatronics. I didn't even believe they were real, I thought people had made them up.

See that’s true but it doesn’t work because Chuck E. Cheese was actually pretty great lol

Can't wait until Disney starts making consoles to compete with... *Sees Disney Quest* oh 😐😐

Disney is basically a mom in the Eisner era, says that they have it at home/park and it's absolutely not what they claimed it to be

I think that was me, were you wearing glasses and a purple striped shirt? What year did this happen to you? LMAO just curious because I distinctly remember "playing hide and seek" with my older sister in one of the play places. After being "the best hider" for like maybe twenty or thirty minutes I gave up and eventually went down the slide. I remember being really mad and asking my sister what happened, she said,"I forgot to go in there!" Also I was extremely shy/ possibly antisocial as a kid... If you were the kid in purple you did look hella lost/confused. If it wasn't you, "I'm sorry kid in a purple striped shirt." 😊😅😂

Ikr, some cutting edge shit right there. What a shame.😔

Gotta love the blatant sarcasm here.

Wow, I can see my shadow! 😆

They should’ve patented it, maybe it would have had a better chance without the competition of literally everything else

@@df5295 bruh

Sounds like a child put on time out for soiling themselves.

@@jeffreytoman5202 while still soiling themselves

I believe it's called prison.

Or as us intellectuals like to call it "The Bathroom"

Sounds like a great alternative to stun amog us Its like "you ever heard of pooh?" "Who's pooh?" "Poohed n yo corner"

It's the kind of micromanaging that worked for Walt Disney when Disney was a much smaller, non-international conglomerate. They all want to be Walt Disney but that shit works in the 50s not the 90s.

IMMINOSUS his parents must have hated him

Has Anyone Seen Owen Grady? Lmfao

IMMINOSUS I wonder which of his family members was named “Entertainment”

Yes, his name was Michael Entertainment Eisner.

Has Anyone Seen Owen Grady? He’s an orphan. He has no parents.

Who have close ties to Renegade Nuns on wheels.

Lol

Snickers

"Why did I have biker mice from mars instead of Zelda?"

@@squirtlecipher8473 Snickers

so he truly was a "couch potato"

That’s why Defunctland is one of the best RU-vid channels.

I think he should make history videos he’d be good at it

I have them all in my Movies I Want To Watch playlist

Its funny how this was made 2 years ago but is the only comment liked by the creator I've seen.

I thought the Chuck E. Cheese rip-off was called defunct land until this comment

A Powerful Rat Named -Charles Entertainment- *Biggie* Cheese

Someone stop him he's too strong

IT'S NO USE!!!!

CK16 Striker *stares at you with big blinking eyes*

"My name...is Charles E. Rat, and together, we can make this Zone a better place."

Wait what

*Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese.... Where a Kid can be a Kid....*

@@congratsyoufoundmychannel1098 *Forever*

The latter... but only if the rat is training four turtles that are also ninjas that are named after Renaissance artists.

@@Masterge77 you forgot mutants. You now have four regular ninja trained turtles. Which are able to walk slightly faster and wear colored headbands.

Jordan what time is it at?

7:28

And don’t you forget it!

Hey shister

wtf is ur profile pic

It sounds great, but my old bones would be so mad at me the next day. But it would be worth it!

There was a Discovery Zone in my hometown and I never got to go :( I was so bummed when they closed down.

The nostalgia I feel for these places is so intense

It was hell disguised as heaven when I was a kid. It probably was my first panic attack seeing a gigantic mutant Rat dancing in the dark for no good reason with his other mutated friends. Haunted Houses could learn a thing or two from Chuck E. Cheese.

I can images that

@@o_o5210 Just discovered a meme that became a big inside joke with my coworkers, titled "Fart Ni Botto" (after how the crop killed the meme text), that depicts a toilet after one of our customers had explosive diarrhea and missed the bowl. Should I imgur it?

at the very least that should pay more than minimum wage. To parents mad this may cost them more money: you really want people who are only being paid for the bare minimum watching your kids? you get what you pay for.

Such is capitalism

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As a 1980-born guy, I can relate. Not just for nostalgia's sake. A real course of history can be taught on this era & just of pop culture alone. Pre-millennium anything is fascinating to discover & learn about, especially for those of us who lived it & now wonder, "What was it about this that made us like it so much?"

Yea and people were less PC and annoying then

@@oooh19 i smoke fat doinks

“O you mean the pinnacle of human civilization?”

I have CP too and also hated this

Not at McDonald’s but Burger King, and I have a brother 20 years younger than me at 4 years old, and he hates the nets too. I think it’s a shared part of the human condition to hate being supported by something that’s not solid.

I have CP too and one time, I got stuck in the ball pit at McDonald's and my mom had to come and rescue me.

0p

Hu

I thought it was a potty training class or something.

Thank you for the laugh 😂😂

I only have Colin issues while playing Changed.

he was like a Rodent Mafioso, I see that and imagine he sounds like Joe Pesci.

I can see how FNAF came to be now.

Lucas Butterfield It looks like it's catchphrase would be "Hey kids, wanna die!?"

Charles has never ceased to be creepy.

Yea I think the new one is a better idea

then he was canceled

Lol so wrong

He your uncle?

Aiden Barsimantov probably for being too damn creepy

That's his real name ya know

yes 100% agrees

Take about 20% off her there Squirely D

Give yer balls a tug

You spelt 'I appreciate' wrong.

@@TealProjects it's a reference to Letterkenny. In that show, one of the main characters has a vocal tick where he unnecessarily pluralizes words.

No reward at the end, only pure and endless pain

I forgot Discovery Zone was even a thing...but some memory in the back of my mind is recalling going down that slide that was basically made of rolling pins and climbing through those goddamn net tubes.

@matt yes, somewhat, at least...I don't remember there being an arcade, though, but I was like...5 or 6, and my tiny developing brain was more focused on slides and ballpits rather than video games.

DZ!!

matt True - at least we couldn’t go to school w it.

VandelayOfficial it was so cool I remember this experience as a child 😭

I think I know what that is and it's less stupid than it sounds Kind of

VandelayOfficial lmao

@@corinamontiel3549 now THAT is something I would pay to see

Pretty sure Disney Quest went to hell

oh dude I'm born late 2000s and i fumckin love 90s stuff

also cause things were cheaper

Born 1992. I'm pretty sure us 90's kids were the last generation to have an amazing childhood where we used our imagination and had fun places to go to. Now kids would much rather play games on their iPads and all that.

Second only to the Bartman in ridiculous dances made my corporations

Up there with Blockbuster Video buying Discovery Zone.

*Giorno's Theme plays in the backround as he appears*

Keeping the likes at 666

7:29

Same

Like, how many phone calls would it have taken to let people who had a reservation know for the week it closed? If that's how they treated people, it deserved to go out of business.

3:16 For anybody looking for the song :)

I love that drum sample.

A more accurate spoof of the "Full House" theme than "Too Many Cooks," that's for sure!

Mousetv watch your profanity! For the one hundred and twenty two TIMES!!!!

what is that god damn song called i wanna be able to listen to it on its own

The littlest things make the biggest of mishaps, Funny how life works out that way huh?

I'm not surprised that an establishment run by Disney would end up being a huge mismanaged shitshow.

Your mom was mom’in awesomely! Inspirational to this millennial momma.

I hope Your mom also reduced your exposure to disney crap for the rest of your childhood, treating it like it was nothing special.

Catbug❣️

They had the same system at Chuck E Cheese, at least by the time kid me was going there in the 2000s/2010s

that is a very good idea

would stop anyone from trying to recreate the five nights lore at the very least

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Sadly most of the lore happened INSIDE the pizzeria.

Love the one you’re With.

His name is Chuck E Cheese, which makes the full one a lot more obvious than chuckie.

And Mickey”s real name Is Michael Theodore Mouse

This comment needs more likes.

TigirlakaLaserwolf6 And here is a brief summary of this video: CHARLES ENTERTAINMENT CHEESE

And this is where my Disney stock certificate would be...IF I HAD ONE!

“That fucker Michael Eisner,”

You people get shadows?

@@HanMestov Did you pay god the DLC before you were born?

@@thesolidestsnake I paid the collector was by some guy called Lucifer. But I think he was a swell guy.

@@HanMestov oh shit dude. That sucks. He seemed so trustworthy

@@thesolidestsnake ikr? He had a great character. He was charming and persuasive too

I want to know why did she had you as chuck e cheese in her contancts

@@josephochoa9861 don't worry about it

@@raediant3307 alright than

@@raediant3307 no I want to know

No problem, it's all yours my friend! Take it!

Mr. Mouses meanwhile fortnite youtubers shit out effortless content on the daily and get millions of subs

"Only" Just visualize what 300,000 people looks like for a second.

Keep in mind that Defunctland has been growing extremely quickly.

Jayfive276 yeah but a lot of others RU-vidrs have a lot more subscribers for a lot less effort

I totally agree Bbistheman. Most of the kids these days watch mindless fortnite content from clickbait Ali-a

Isn't that included in 'bizarre creature'?

Midnight Owl then made 2 movies and a cartoon out of it

*vomit

@@primusvsunicron1 actually the team was founded beciase of the movies

Jordan Barboza What’s Iger’s Hissatsu Waza?

And pettiness!

They are going to increase the pay sooo.... Disney isn't THAT bad.

The goal of any BUSINESS (not charity) is to make money. Period. There is absolutely nothing morally wrong with what Disney does... the issue is that people CHOOSE to consume the garbage they produce. Just look at what they did to Star Wars... UGH!

Well said Justin.

+Stevie 1. Neither Disney or Bob Iger weren't going to do anything about their workers' low salaries until they were publicly shamed by Bernie Sanders. And 2. it really says everything about our society when people will run and take up for a large impersonal corporation over actual flesh and blood workers. The brainwashing is truly fascinating and scary at the same time. Sure Disney stories are good and they hire very talented and well meaning creatives, but at the end of the day Disney the company only cares about its shareholders and nothing else. They do *not* care about you or your family. Us Americans really do need to step out of our right-wing economic Stockholm Syndrome and learn that large corporations do not need to be defended. Our social and economic systems are broken and Disney's issues are just symptoms of these larger problems.

+Moby Green This consumerist "personal choice" narrative is just flat-out corrosive and the cause of pretty much all of our country's problems. A choice of products is the furthest thing from choosing your own destiny, and fooling people into thinking that buying and selling things is the purest form of freedom has made them way easier to control by those in power. This is the true face of neoliberalism, which really is a form of social darwinism in a clever disguise, and it seeks to turn every aspect of life into a commodity that is to be bought and sold. This comment from a socially right-wing perspective, but this has also taken over too much of the so-called "left" as well. I hope this disgusting greedy ideology crashes like the authoritarian Communist societies because ideas like these are truly Communism's evil reverse image. People are sick and tired of "business" having lordship over their lives and people on the right and center need to understand that.

I remember back in 2014 or something I was at a Funtopia and some kid wouldn’t let me go down the slide to get out that a worker had to come to push the kid out of the way.

@@TankEngine_12 How old are you?

Vomit Disinfectant Vomit Disinfectant

@ジェーミー because the kid probably shouldn’t be on RU-vid unsupervised

@@Bass_Goat53 lol

Same

*Biggie* Cheese

me too

more like hid because it was so creepy

_s m i l e a m e r i c a_

What? :'(

Looks like they were having problems before the pandemic and in anticipation of filing for bankruptcy gave big retention bonuses to its executives.

TheAmazingMoist thank you

😩👌🏼

TheAmazingMoist you know me so well

TheAmazingMoist lmfao thank u 😂😂

THANK YOU

Anything with 'Pooh' amalgamated in it's title is automatically hilarious.

Why else would that be very similar to his "stoutness exercises" in the first featurette?

The "Pooh and You Corner" for 3-year-olds sounds like the place to be.

CHARLES LETS FUCKING GOOO

Just call him Chuck E. Cheese for short.

​@@alfonsothesupremecreatordo425 N O

Gold

Sad, but oh so true. Although there was probably some other things in there based on the smell.

Hilarious

Lucas Butterfield he forgot to mention the piss!

I hade to pause the video at the near end of the list just to say “vomit, disinfectant” again.

Considering what I think of gargoyles, adults too

glad to see culture

It's so catchy

i think rat

Winner: Porcupine

Winner: h am pter

rat is more resistant, mouse sees new york sewer and cries

Cat wins either way

Now where do I get the WACKY EFFECTS!!

No... guess what would happen, guess. I'll tell you. It would be given 2 seasons and then Netflix would cancel it. After which contracts would make it impossible for them to continue on RU-vid. Effectively killing your favorite RU-vid show.

I could see this being a hit on Amazon Prime, they have some stuff like this already.

Netflix is shit only conformist normies watch it

@Dodonpachi257 _My man_

*oh*

Oh *g o d*

@@peachtea7269 God can not save you from the "Pooh and You Corner"

now that Winnie the Pooh is no longer copyrighted, you can call it that again! :D

@@SireneKalypso I mean the Disney version is in their power but the original story is no longer theirs so anyone can run with it

Or they dont.

Or both

Or They Kill

Disney: we cant do anything to copy fox Disney:i got an idea Disney:*buys fox*

"The already California-themed California."

It’s a solid ad.

🤣

damn right 😳

Oooh hoo hoo!

Lol I remember that from a YTP.

Herculad

Always consistent

one of the few youtube channels were I watch every video uploaded

yeah but he really milks play time, by playing the full commercial and then playing the same commercial with a voice over, and then playing another full commerical

I feel like this could end up turning into a tv show

x13years I like the nostalgic commercials, usually it irritating when channels don't get to the point, but it seems to work very well here

Glampyra Nicr

i dont get it

ash ツ which comment, theirs or mine?

Cracked egg theirs but I figured it out

@@sourashpple I haven't :(

I feel bad for everyone in that situation. People just trying to run a children's entertainment place, and parents just wanting their kids to blow off some steam, but some innocent 3 year old had to smear his crap everywhere and ruin it.

That’s just, nasty. I just hope when I can get a job next May I’m not stuck working at a job like that.

It was the first real job I had, as in not mowing lawns or something of that nature. Definitely didn't set the bar very high.

Fun fact, a similar experience as a child (Albeit with urine in a playplace instead of feces) inspired an online pal of mine to write an SCP entry. A pretty darn good one too: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1904 It's also canon to his Burgrr Entries story; and by extension his webcomic Awful Hospital, if you're familiar with either of those...

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