Dejon Paul Has A Severe Drinking Problem 

“He’s gotta huge PEE PEE STAIN ON HIS CROTCH he’s standing up late at night with the fridge door swung wide open he’s eating a cold cheeseburger swaying bacc n forth with his eyes closed chewing on a cold cheeseburger ok that’s alcoholism” 😂😂😂😂 I wish he could do ten of these vids a day

Been Fiending for new Point & Shoot

I bet the alcohol turns up his zest level.... Get em Sheriff 💪

Bro your Dejon and Sharp impressions be killing me omg LMFAOOOOOO

he got a gallon of 211 steel reserve stored in his gullet like a pelican lol

I love how sassive aggressive is just part of your vocabulary now.

Imagine being hungover and having to hear flakko... bro bro bro bro. Bro but bro listen bro listen listen bro bro

Eyes closed while eating a cold cheeseburger... That's alcoholism 😂😂😂

The fact that the sheriff makes Dejon sound like Towelie from South Park kills me everytime

6:40 imagine being that hungover and having flakeo stuttering in your ear two feet next to u. 😂 God that was funny

Whenever flakko says “h-h-h-here right!” it makes me so angry for some reason 😂

the zoom ins on the portrait of him is diabolical work 💀💀

Sassy Spicy Brown 💅🏾

“I’ve clinically proven to weighing 175 pounds” 🤣🤣🤣 GET EM sheriff 🫡

1:20 Standing up late at night with the fridge door swung wide open eating a cold cheeseburger. Swaying back and forth with his eyes closed is VIVID asf 😂

Bro you are 100% right about alcohol being the last thing you wanna talk about if you’re hungover . Unless you’re an alcoholic .. I’ve been there and when I first started drinking you say you’ll never do it again because you’re so sick. As an alcoholic I was drinking right when I woke up

“Do you understand?”

As a former 5’5 man weighing 290 at one point I promise it’s booze

My first actually looking at the grades… so Tyga got a 79, Vince Staples got a 75… and Schoolboy got a 66?!?! I’ll never even acknowledge that dumb ass report card exists again in life!!!

That picture of him wearing astroturf green sweater, is honestly one of the funniest pieces of content I've seen today. My guy built like a golf course, with the voice of a teenage suburban girl, trying to sound like they're from the hood.

I don't know what's more outrageous Dijon claiming to be 175 pounds or Almighty claiming to be 185

The Liabetes hour with him and Flakko

The fact that you’re sarcastic but serious and make good points, makes this shii even funnier

When he ran off 😭 this Ninja is shaped like a refrigerator!

that report card sucks

Babe wake up new point & shoot just dropped

😂😂😂😂😂 I feel for him though. Nothing like stuttering Flakko making circular contradictory arguments to himself on hyper-stutter mode when you're hungover 😂

The dissection of someone character gets brutal when it comes to point & shoot 😂😂💯

This channel lowkey makes nj entertaining only in this format tho

Dejon and Flakko are always competing to see who is the best at dressing like the fattest baby in the room.

"I got a huge problem with that" Classic P&S.

Imagine being hungover while having to listen to flakko stutter lmfaoo, id go for another drink too 🤣

Dijon would never let a cheeseburger go cold

6:02 The way the liquor started just underneath the cross to GULPS below it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying

He’s going to start grading liquor brands next

Snacks and Cognac

"alright so dejon nearly breaks the fucking scale" 😂

Hahaha. Chewing on a cold 🍔 with the fridge door swung wide open

Dejon sounds oike Herbert the Pervert from family guy lol

Great video bro, content is always good and you got some good takes. Only thing is @ 4:45 you forgot to mute the NJ clip while giving your commentary, couldn’t really hear what you were saying

Crazy to think this is what Humpty Dumpty has turned into.

They should call him and Flakko Redundant and Repetitive, cause he doesn’t matter and Flakko stutters

Right -The 'oppertunity' to be shopped around to record labels by Dejan is The chance of a lifetime 🤣

The voice you make for him is top tier😂spot on

This man having less than 50k subs is a literal CRIME! Theres no excuse We gotta share these vids! Give'm the incentive to make more content!

Shout Outs and Salute to the Sheriff, Point & Shoot. They're looking for Flakko - Fed. Case Brown v. Tokpah. They just issued a new summons for Flakko.

Salute the Sheriff y’all! 🫡

Flakko s purple & green outfit is completely insane 🫨

“sassive agressive” is PURE GOLD

That 4th grade school picture gazing off into the heavens mmmuahhhhh magnificent

It's not like being drunk at 10:30 am isn't fun AF

My 1st point and shoot premiere, shout out the Sheriff 🙌🏽

Lmfao he does know that if he has "baby fat" it means he's been pregnant previously...lol I wouldn't doubt it but...

4:47 The audio from the clip of spicy brown is making it really hard to hear your comments. Great video as always though.

Bruh, the portrait cropping in when the video starts is the funniest editing I’ve seen in a while😂

Lmao the zoom ins on all the faces always has me dying. 😂😂 especially with Flakko and Dejon

Luckily I’m an alcoholic but don’t get hung over lol

I've never seen someone literally subtract more than 100 pounds from their own weight while talking about his weight. Wild lol

These videos are addicting i watch an episode 3 or 4 times

That voice impersonation is hilarious and spot on 😂😂😂

Lmfao, your Sharp impersonation is spot on.. I love it.. lmao😂😂😂

Dawg you may actually be the funniest RU-vidr. The impersonations, timing, and honesty is unparalleled.

I love when you do the Mickey voice for Dejon Paul.

We have been patiently waiting for your return Sheriff It is great to know that Adam16 nor Wack48 have taken you hostage and that you are still here.

Haha his little arms and tiny hands.

“Bruh it’s 10 30” 😂🫡

Dear Mr. The sheriff, thank you for this investigation. As a drinker myself, at some point you just say fuck it and drink everyday. If you drink like me and spicy honey mustard do than you cannot sleep if your not drunk and that’s the problem. Either you don’t drink and your awake for two days in withdrawls feeling like your drank two bangs or you just get drunk and sleep. Unlike spicy brown I’m not in California with money. I’m in dirty ass south Mississippi, there is nothing to do. I can go to the mall or gamble but that’s about it. I work and I drink because where I’m at typing this rn I am 20 minutes from the nearest Walmart just to add to the vast wasteland i live in. The nature is nice but the lack of shit going on is the worst problem. If I was in cali I’d be exploring, urbex and bmx, I’d be at the beach swimming and just living the cali beach life smoking mad weed I’d still drink probably but like I’d be out there doing Cali shit. Alcoholism is for bum ass mfs like me in the south with fuck all else going on besides holding a job and being a half decent person

To be honest if I had to sit next to flakkos sandals with no socks ☠️☠️☠️ or witness an infinite stutter for more than 5hours a week….. I'd probably drink as much as possible too 😂😂

I love that you had a mickeys 40 on the thumbnail😅

The Dejon voiceover has me in tears 😭 I’m legit dying laughing 🤣💀

Flacid Flakko's Grinch pants at the 8 minute mark are wild.

The impressions everytime get me 😂😂

Loved the Lush call in homie!

“Swaying back and forth eating a cold cheeseburger in of an open fridge in the middle of the night is the definition of alcoholism” 🤣😂🤣😂 broooo you took me out 🤣😂🤣 hilarious!!!!

4:54 This part is insane audio wise

wow drinking at 10:30am... that's how you know you are starting to have a problem

I spit out my drink everytime you do an impression of Sharp i swear it's so fcknn funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love your videos man. And I agree with nearly 100% of what I’ve heard you say! lol. Really glad I found your channel man. Keep up the great videos and let’s get this channel to a million subscribers!!! Much deserved for sure!

Charging Dejon with being sassive aggressive is wild.😂🤣😭 Please keep bringing No Jumper and friends to Justice Sheriff

Much Love Y'all!! 🙌🏽🤎🙌🏽

Dijon mustard with the mickey mouse voice😂😂😂

I’m an alcoholic with 2 years of sobriety. I caution anybody who wonders if they have a drinking problem. If you think you do, you probably do. Take a few weeks off and see how you feel. If you can pick it up and put it down with no problem, party on.

Binge watching your content, hands down you are the best "Roaster" I have seen on RU-vid so far! Your impersonations are freaking on point!! You are a Master of your Art, really 👌👌👌😁

Wow man thanks for the back to back of The sassive-aggressive turdrex. ( T-Rex and poop emogi) That thing has to be stopped he's completely out of control and for some reason he's in control of the show AND he thinks he's cool 🤦🤦‍♀️. Stop him P&S we're counting on you!! Another great one keep it up man!!

Thank you sheriff for doing God's work 😢 im getting emotional 😭 😂😂😂😂

The DiabeJon impersonation always gets me lmao 🤣

sheriff we need some more 1090 jake exposed vids! no matter what keep uploading! best youtuber ever

"You need to leave " voice anybody seen that video

"this report card SUCKS" lmfao

Man I wish you dropped more content but I understand the brilliance behind the content when you drop it cool with waiting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ayo the voices you're making for people are craaaazzzzyyyy😂😂😂

Omg I've been patiently waiting to see some content from you pop up. You be leaving us hanging to long. Great content always

Your Sharp impression is 💯

2 "rappers" will show up. The winner will immediately be taken to his basement for the "Warner meeting". There He will inform them he is Warner and hes pitching this meeting and unfortunately they will be catching.

"Chewing on a cold cheese burger fridge door swaying back and forth" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Can't wait for the video 📸

this channel is so on point and necessary 🤣

😂 Yo the liquor has a death grip. Good Job. A lot of these characters on No Jumper need their ego’s checked. Keep up the good work. They might see the light

That’s a power move tho. When you hire a hater it’s like okay you hated me but I’m paying you you where never on my level

Thanks FOR THIS ONE BRO 😂