I can imagine this music playing when lancer is like, "Hey dad, when I grow up I'm not gonna be fat like you" And his dad is gonna be like (The music starts here) "Son, A long, long time ago I was your age and I had a father who was, er... overweight I said the exact same thing and do you know what he did?" Lancer replies, "what did he do?" Lancer's dad yells, " HE BEAT MY @$$, AND I'LL DO THE SAME IF YOU EVER INSULT ME AGAIN CHILD" Lancer says grimly, "sorry dad" (music stops).
Excuse me fellow partner, The completion of this wooden sign has not quite achieved %100, so I please ask you to not read it *Sincerely, Prince Lancer*