Delusional Artists 

George’s era of being an art critic

oh man, good digital artists online can struggle with getting 15$ for a commission but scribbles on a forking chalk board was sold for 70 million dollars? i’m crying actually

are we going to ignore how he called Belle ‘beauty’ 😭

Being in art school and having to take art history classes, I'm fucken pissed about how minimalist art has been hijacked! I don't personally love minimalism myself, but I truly appreciate where it came from. If I'm remembering correctly, it was originally a movement that didn't even want to be called a movement, but it was a rejection of what was considered the High Standard of art that always had subjects (art for a while at that point had already been going more and more abstract but this was a true leap) and they purposely made their works somewhat meaningless or obscure so that the viewer could put their own interpretation, experience, emotions, etc onto the piece. That's why many pieces from the original movement were untitled, they didn't want to impart anything on the viewer. It's about the viewer's interaction with the art. They didn't want to tell the viewer what to believe. And a lot of these original sculptures were MASSIVE. A lot dealt with scale and material, going into a more industrial age those types of metals and such were more accessible then high quality marbles or oil paints or glazes. It's frustrating as an artist seeing the genre be abused by the rich when the history of art and artists has always been about the working class and those who've struggled, through poverty, wars, illness (mental or physical), discrimination, etc. Anyway, rant over. Love or hate minimalism, I'm more frustrated that it, or any art, has become a way for the rich to just get richer.

George: I've spent money on worse Alex: _Gets another Gucci Garfield shirt in the mail_

George really found his calling here. Maybe in a few years we'll see him with the title "Supreme NFT critic" before his name

"Even I could do that, and I am wholly untalented at art", come on George, don't sell yourself short; do you not remember the Eboys Extreme Art Challenge? Your depiction of your favourite E-Boy as a Picasso painting was truly life-changing.

George really be popping off with his art critic era

Not everyone has an understanding of how much bigger 1 billion is than 1 million. 1 million seconds is about 12 days 1 billion seconds is about 32 years…

Some countries have laws that ban the import or export of large amounts of money like china. They do not ban art import export so they trade art as a way to save money during moving.

Oh my fucking god, the dog rug made me lose 5 years of my life, fucking hell, who would buy that? Better yet, why did they do that?

George should watch Pandington and every time he says something an American would never say he takes a drink

As someone who's just been accepted to art school, these are top tier quality pieces and George just doesnt see their value

This reminds me of the handcrafted and hand painted teapot I saw from Scully & Scully yesterday. It was $85,000.. and the gold parts weren't even real gold. But no worries, it had free shipping! 😂

So you’re telling me that all I have to do is SQUIGGLE on a chalkboard and im a multi millionaire? Sign me up

How to make money in 7 steps. 1. Get a canvas 2. Buy some paint 3. Literally throw the paint at the canvas 4. Call it social commentary 5. Get it valued 6. Profit 7. Repeat

lyrics: a lot of online artists are great they're doing god's work they're creating beautiful pieces of art that we can all see on our computer screens so some artwork online um i'm looking at you nfts is awful bad terrible and some of the artists that make these works are totally delusional they think their work is is top tier they think they're the next van gogh when in reality that they're they're the next man go away go away from my computer screen so i don't look at your oh art god i'm fine so today we're gonna be taking a look at some delusional artists a laptop infected with six of the world's most dangerous computer viruses is up for also the bid is now more than one point two million dollars i'm so convinced you know i'm not convinced it's fat everyone knows this art is just an excuse for money laundering it is it is why else would someone spend 1.2 million dollars on a computer with six computer viruses on it i saw this other one the other day and it it sold i think it's off like 36 million and it was like someone just it was like someone got a chalkboard and just like squiggled on it and it sold for millions and i understand like modern art it's like it has meaning that you perceive it's whatever whatever i don't know whatever potential [ __ ] you want to say about it this was just straight up buddy laundering yeah it was this one okay so it wasn't recent but i just saw it recently so this was in like 2015. this thing this this sold for new orleans record at 70 million 70 million for that are the tiffany and co paperclip book how much are they okay so this one is reasonable 165 dollars that's very reasonable for for a paper clip very reasonable and then the 18k gold paper clip is one and a half grand rich people find better things to spend your money on this is just like this is like the point where like you know when you try and think about like if you had a billion pound what would you spend it on and it's just like i have no idea how to spend a billion pounds like you get a house for like like 10 million or something a few nice cars maybe a holiday home but after that what the you get i guess it's this sort ofyou get literally thought this was a joke at first so yeah what did they actually manage to sell those the pro stands for a thousand dollars what did they do was it literally just a stand they just did just hold up the monitor you get a stand for like like cheap but maybe like 20 quid if that don't get me wrong it looks kind of nice but maybe not worth fifty thousand dollars okay so it's it's going to be one of those videos where he puts like a hole in the yeah one of those where he puts a hole in the bucket and then yeah that does look i like that that looks quite nice i mean i wouldn't buy it i definitely wouldn't buy it always going to put colors in it now go on i mean this is like the easiest 50 grand he'll probably ever make that okay you know what that does look pretty cool i quite like that 50 gram worth of work did not go into that it does not hold 50 grand worth of value in my opinion but that is one of the better ones i think certainly better than the [ __ ] blackboard one my school cuts out a perfectly healthy tree for this what the [ __ ] even is that there's not even any grass there if there was grass there and those plants were a bit more a bit more sprouted it would look all right i think they've but no effort into that or maybe they're half done with the job maybe they're half damaged maybe it's done by now if it's done by now and it looks great i i take my words back what the head of john the baptist created by my group we can sell it at the fair for at least a hundred dollars no you can't what is that you know mid-summer where the guy like jumps and he hits the rock and then he's like lying on the floor and they hit his head in with a hat with the big hammer thing it looks like that how do people allow things like that to happen to their body like if i was to get a big tattoo i'd want to make sure it was going to be perfect because that shit's on your skin forever it's on your skin forever it's like you don't want to cheap out on something as important as that 60 for this pin made of scrap fabric deal the [ __ ] even is that another satisfied customer thank god for giving me this gift and allow me to work on what i like you know what if i was eight years old i'd have [ __ ] loved that i would have loved that i would have loved like a red [ __ ] design in my hair i used to really want like a nike tick but my my parents didn't let me so i now have a night ticket mom and dad you can't [ __ ] stop me found this on etsy and kind of like it but one thousand two hundred dollars is a no it's a fun it is funny it's funny but it's [ __ ] it's [ __ ] even i could do that and i'm i am wholly untalented at art custom pet portraits now available 12 pound each the perfect gift for pet owners pm for details and it is as the caption says it is clearly just it's currently just i feel like who's falling for this design school i'm at paid five thousand dollars for a painter to paint a light bulb but it just looks like a five thousand dollars is that how much that sh that type of [ __ ] cost and it does look like a deuce it's awful hand-drawn harley quinn portrait 500 life like portrait of harley used pastels to capture the battle of evil and innocence yeah i guess you could say you you you captured the battle of evil and innocence very well with that what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that am i allowed to post something that i found at a thrift store and paid way too much money for i couldn't leave jesus behind ten dollars of one cent to be fair i would pay i would pay a hundred dollars for that that is horrible it looks like helen hang on where it looks like [ __ ] this the um the depiction of garfield as gods it looks like that the gentleman applying for my 500 freelance book cover art gig uses this image as an example of his skill wow she looks so beautiful now elon musk sketch a hundred dollars to fair as an nft this will probably probably sell for like two grand what if i thought oh but my darling what if you fly that is that is so ugly the comic sans is just the the icing on the cake with that one that's 55 quid bargain hello i'm a chef out of detroit and i make baby shower meatloaf dinners i always have a macaroni and cheese baby beds also this is i love it i'll take i'll take five i want a whole family of meatloaf babies what the [ __ ] that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] doggy wrong 200 we had chap turned into a rug when he died last year i knew dom keeps humping his head so he has to go only to a good time consider the 200 rehoming fee what bro who wants a dead dog in their [ __ ] house a skinned dead dog artist suing smithsonian for not hanging his way is that true because i mean the smithsonian are they're off their heads if they're not hanging that if they're not hanging that i have to i have the perfect spot for that giant muriel of donald trump the american flag the the world and an eagle in my flat i'll take it i'll pay top dollar for that you know what i love this piece i love his tiny wittle heads so good and the 600 asking price oh my icing on the cake i pay that i think you know what if someone can track down this piece for me i will buy it i'm not joking i've got i mean i've got this big like a free kit up there i i will buy that is it dollars yeah dollar so that's that's from i have to pay for shipping i have to pray it won't get damaged i'll maybe buy it i'll maybe buy it i've spent money on worse i spent [ __ ] i've spent like 700 pound on that thing so i have spent more money on worse things trump mirror 400 trump mirror trump truth trust asking for 400 or best offer i i would kill to have that i would kill to have that in my bathroom i want five of them i want to replace every mirror in my house with that how i don't know how would that really function as a as a proper mirror because mirrors are supposed to be clear so you can like you know see your whole face and stuff you're just obscuring your face but i guess trump and his his trust and truth are more important than that more important than the actual functionality of the mirror gays check my artwork that's [ __ ] pete davidson what do you mean birthday cakes fifty dollars okay do birthday cakes for them parties message me if you need one of my awesome cakes love it i would i i just wanna i just wanna eat her i wanna own it i don't who's that is that is that cinderella or no it's beauty from beauty and the beast in it i would i would love to love to eat beauty like that this created in part with three thousand dollars plus worth of ppe that the artist stockpiled and refuses to share i mean it is it's for a noble cause because she's making such beautiful art like look at look at those who wouldn't want to buy one of them i'm a tattoo guy looking for experience i could do pretty good portrait if you can't spell portraits why why the [ __ ] will i trust you to tattoo my skin to permanently mark me of kids but want more experience so for christmas special only 45 dollars to do a portrait of you here is one i did pretty good so for 45 dollars it's a pretty good deal wow that is horrific that is horrible i don't have the worst he looks like joker he looks like the [ __ ] joker right anyway guys i'm going to leave it there today's video i hope you didn't enjoy if you did be sure to leave a like and subscribe if you're new and i'll see you in a bit bye Tbh these lyrics go hard, you next up gogy

Jokes aside, that Trump painting is fire.

An a delusion myself, I can confirm this is art of all time

7:26 looks like a weird mash-up of Pete Davidson and Brandon Rogers

seems neither george or ksi knows how to say "mural"

My mom kept all my art when I was a kid. Time to get an Etsy account and rake in the money with them.

George, don’t be stupid. If you had a billion quid you’d get a ton of Lego and go done Binley Mega Chippy with the lads.

George’s era of being an art critic

U didn't get a Nike tick? I got a pokeball shaved into the back of my head at around 10ish lol

George, when I went to Tate Modern as a child I saw 2 things. 1 was a tin of beans that had a sausage pop out of it every so often, the other was a bare canvas with a knife slash in the middle. Pretentious art people have made all the excuses and defences in the world for these whenever I bring them up, feeling so smug of themselves and this "art". But it's just not art. I miss old art of oil paintings and stuff, literally anything is called art nowadays and it's just ridiculous, and there is such pretentiousness and entitlement surrounding art that I feel keeps exaggerating these things

the second channel videos are so goofy and i absoloutely love it

Can we just appreciate the grind and effort that he puts into his vids? ❤️❤️

george I think that red in the 'red shit design' on the kid's hair is blood.

Its what you buy when you have everything and too much money, and to brag to other richards

alright Muriel see her hanging on the wall 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 mural*

George should watch the robots film with will since will doesn't think its a real film

$165 for a paper clip is not reasonable

george the red hair wasn’t dye… it was just shaved in VERY badly

The kids’ portraits at the end look like they were animated in the style of Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids

Both the beauty and the beast from Beauty and the Beast have names, and they are not “Beauty” & “Beast” 🤣

3:42 is this not blood ?? and not just a “red design” 😭

George Memeulous, You said you would watch more Ancient Aliens if your video got 80k likes. That day has come and you must fulfill your promiss and give us, the consumers, what we desire!

1:34 "Rich people: find better things to spend your money on" - yeah, I'll sell you my toenail clippings for a million. 🥺

"Beauty from Beauty and the Beast"

I used to work with someone who looked like $10 jesus

tbh i really like the first one cause on the computer was the worlds biggest 6 viruses ever made that cost the us goverment i think over a billion dolalrs to make up for it, im also a massive computer nerd

I am an artist who made Lego mr krabs with Abs am I delusional if I see people in my basement ?

@2:34 "50 grand of work did not go into that" George obviously has no idea how expensive buckets are these days 😂

I don’t think it wasn’t meant to be red George… pretty sure the wee kids head is bleeding..

Early comment club

6:15 looks like one of those off brand paintings at fun fairs. they also have Mikey mouse and girls in bikinis.

our little (5ft 6.5in) art critic 🥺

Cheese 🧀 gromit

Bruh that Batman looked like Chris Chan drew it

In fairness Van Gogh was widely derided in his era and never sold a single painting in his lifetime, so these people kind of are like Van Gogh- just without the legacy of unrecognised genius... 0:44 it's more about tax avoidance than money laundering generally, but yeah, correct in essence.

the first artist (the one where it’s $50,000) is one of my favs!! it’s callenschaub!

That paint and bucket is ripping off jackson pollack, and he's nowhere near him

George: is that cinderella no that's beauty from beauty and the beast Me (an avid disney watcher): wtf George that's belle not beauty

Idk about y’all but I feel like there may be other reasons to buy a pc with the world’s most dangerous computer viruses other than money laundering

6:54 youre roasting art yet youve spent 700 for a shit tier plastic item taht i would even pay 10 dollars for in the box at a thrift store 🤮

I was looking for battlefield 1 cheats (for a friend) why did you pop up lmao

Bruh

Beauty,from beauty and the beast Ofc ofc ofc i see nothing wrong with this sentence as an avid enjoyer of disney princess films

What's your opinion on crocs with socks?

Why do think that the picture of Jesus is actually a picture of George?

''It's Beauty from Beauty and the Beast innit'' FUCKKKK

Ok

I just love the constant NFT slander!

george send me that 600$ i am worst at painting than that and i will send you a worst version of batman

George we have seen your art…

“Beauty” lmaooo, you mean Belle

I have on word to say, this is a good video

rich people need to just donate their money, it's the same as wasting it on this worthless shit, u just get rid of it

“Beauty from beauty and the beast” you mean Belle George, her name is Belle

"beauty from beauty and the beast" dies of cringe lol

yeah tell that to Hollywood lol the art and movies are shit

Very nice video george

George: Why would you pay so much money for shit artwork 4:50 👀👀👀 I think the rich would pay million for crap like you would pay $100 Same concept nah?

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT GEORGE: “BINLEY MEGA CHIPPY VIDEO”

I'm delusional

if i had a billion pound i would buy a farm house, and build my friend a wheelchair accessible house and get them a privat driver

Hows a laptop with viruses qualifies as art

binleys mega chippy

Hi

should do a video selling ur own art for ridiculous prices

Should do worst tattoos. As someone who loves tattoos bad ones generally give me nightmares that they are mine

Honestly, I think the computer virus one is interesting, mainly as a historical piece on malicious software for computers.

do you have the whole song or any other songs?

2:51 that’s my school, super fucking irresponsible with money i tell you

George please apologies for populising binley mega chippy I can’t get my mor boys mega meal now 😞

When watching this I'm making an alolan Executer out of clay bids start at 1000000000000

can you do a vid on binley mega chippy

reckon you should recreate and improve some of these artworks bestfriend george memeulous

These artists are mental

The joke doesn't work if you pronounce Van Gogh properly.

godfield??? is that you???

Love the layers of RU-vidrs, I'm not much of the RU-vidr but like to experience it

Couldn’t help but smile when I saw this on my homepage George is the best art critic hands down

1:51 LEGO. Lots and lots of LEGO.

Can't beat a good murial...

A skint dead dog 😂😂😂

graffiti artists have more talent

George, I'm offering to recreate the Batman piece for you. I need you to have it!

1:42 get into something like yugioh and just build the most top tier deck, ez wins