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Demetri Martin explains why rock-paper-scissors is illogical, people in glass houses really should throw stones and turtles are the ideal way to advertise a band.
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Demetri Martin. Person.
Original airdate: Jan 14, 2007
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@harefeldm 18 дней назад

I haven't giggled like this in years!! Thanks for the memories!!

@albertosierraalta3223 14 дней назад

One of the most creative comedians without a doubt

@MaraKatria 13 дней назад

I tried to listen to this to go to bed, but it was way too funny! Dimitri is the best

@davidwilliama.7296 18 дней назад

When I saw this in my feed, I thought it was a new Demetri Martin special. I'm still glad to see it in my feed. I'm going to enjoy this later.

@pimpz7409 15 дней назад

It's so sad he quit comedy at his peak

@FistandFootMartialArts 14 дней назад

It's better to burnout than fade away...

@pimpz7409 14 дней назад

@@FistandFootMartialArts wow facts 👏

@FistandFootMartialArts 14 дней назад

@@pimpz7409 😁

@FistandFootMartialArts 14 дней назад

@@pimpz7409 Did you see his "If"? It was hard to watch.

@roncinephile 15 дней назад

Demetri's material is absolutely bulletproof. Ages like the Tao Te Ching or The Book of Proverbs. Just perfect little jewels or nuggets of yumminess.

@Limitless_Viral_Videos 18 дней назад

I’m only 5 minutes in the video and I love this guy😂

@oregonsnob31 18 дней назад

Is it just me or when you read Demetri’s shirt you heard Mark Normand saying it.

@fepompeo 18 дней назад

you mean Kevin Hart

@catherinegilliam4202 18 дней назад

Heck yeah!

@catherinegilliam4202 18 дней назад

@@fepompeo best comment of the year!😂

@DanceChickaDee 16 дней назад

I had to pause to see his shirt and read it in his voice just like you said 😂😂😂😂 😂

@AnotherOak 15 дней назад

I remember when this came out. You remind me that it's 2024 .bah humbug😊

@shastalphillips 18 дней назад

I have post traumatic glitter disorder

@frickinlazer8182 18 дней назад

Such unique, original material. I enjoyed this very much.

@cuzndupre2822 18 дней назад

Stole the herpes/glitter joke - not original!

@DGB120 18 дней назад

The man doesn’t age

@floki8382 18 дней назад

I mean this is a reupload of a 2007 set, but he doesn't look bad for his age either

@chrisb4758 18 дней назад

@@floki8382thanks I was wondering when this was

@Ludifant 12 дней назад

Same hairstyle in 2007 as in 2024.. He did say he had a time machine at home... I believe him. I think it is bucket shaped.

@bridgetphelan6664 18 дней назад

Yay! So original and sooo fun! Many blessings to you Demetri🙏💕

@davidjones434 5 дней назад

Sooo many memories. This is how I fell in love with comedy💯

@cyberpunk-2O77 14 дней назад

This dude is still alive? Amazing. I remember watching his specials in middle school.

@notveryniceatall 12 дней назад

"I wasn't aware of something I wasn't paying attention to" cool story bro

@Ludifant 12 дней назад

2016 in the movie Dean.. and some shows.. The Overthinker (2018) Demetri Deconstructed (2024) So.... No? I mean deconstructed sounds pretty bad.

@Ludifant 12 дней назад

@@notveryniceatall you are notveryniceatall :)

@ballfartius 12 дней назад

this came out in 2007

@jkromes20 18 дней назад

I loved this special. First time I saw it I was hooked. Thanks for putting it up

@BloodoperaBlackvomit 18 дней назад

He's a freaking comedy genius.

@DailySource 14 дней назад

Yes one of the best comedy geniuses of all time. A veritable wellspring of creativity.

@SarushaIsMyName 14 дней назад

The first person I ever heard say the quote in the thumbnail was Rob Czar.

@therandomkorean 16 дней назад

I used to like Demetri Martin. I still do but I used to too!

@WowbaggerTheInfinitelyProlonge 10 дней назад

LOL - Dmitri definitely had influences from Mitch Hedberg and a little Steven Wright. Still, very original overall.

@rotabush 13 дней назад

Good thing they bleeped the video. I was like “I’m on yt, the place where no swearing exists”

@Ludifant 12 дней назад

I think we should just agree to make bleep a swearword, meaning "crumbsnatching fluffmuffin"

@voyno 8 дней назад

One of the best to ever do it.

@queersobercurious3222 13 дней назад

This guys is great. In my mind he is the love child of Tom Smothers (or maybe Dick) and Maria Bamford.

@DanceChickaDee 16 дней назад

I absolutely love Demetri Marcus!!! ❤ his dry sense of humor and corny jokes are right up my alley 😂

@FistandFootMartialArts 14 дней назад

@@DanceChickaDee Martin

@Ludifant 12 дней назад

I don´t know Demetri Marcus.. He sounds strange.

@FistandFootMartialArts 11 дней назад

@@Ludifant By intent

@FistandFootMartialArts 12 часов назад

@@Ludifant He is. In a good way.

@derekmessana2941 18 дней назад

NEXT LEVEL🚀

@WowbaggerTheInfinitelyProlonge 10 дней назад

A very original comedian - well done!

@user-db6wv4rd9m 11 дней назад

Bless your wee young heart

@kevinbermingham6964 День назад

wonderful

@zac3392 15 дней назад

Wow drawing with both hands is impressive. I had no idea Demetri was amphibious…

@DTCB42 5 дней назад

Absolute genious

@isaaclynn4258 9 дней назад

There I am in the literal top row. I mean, you can't see me, but I'm in the shot.😊

@mattimaranda9638 18 дней назад

Dude, nothing is as fun as skateboarding.

@findingpeacedailyfpd6064 18 дней назад

Doing the Garden State proud. 💜🤣

@DTCB42 10 дней назад

AMAZING

@jaxsun72 18 дней назад

I snort glitter and use MDMA for crafting

@sstanford1331 18 дней назад

Oh naww😂😂

@poisonblood696 18 дней назад

Dimitri Martain still exists. He isn't just the name of a side character in a vampire erotica novel.

@Ludifant 12 дней назад

If Demetri could sing, he´d give Tailor Swift a run for her money.

@williamdowling7718 12 дней назад

How dare you impune his angelic singing voice. 😊

@pokermitten9795 12 дней назад

This is a pretty good joke.

@TheTillia 13 дней назад

This guy is so unique and creative, I really love his humour. Finally something non-political. Please come back on stage, Demetri!

@russellwagner7843 10 дней назад

Was this the era of everyone is Sufjan Stevens?

@jennifercarleton7550 17 дней назад

Hilarious, he's gonna be a super star if he plays his cards right.

@pokermitten9795 12 дней назад

Well..

@nathanholbrook1693 8 дней назад

Modern day Mitch Hedberg.

@beraviousargentino9865 9 часов назад

24:15

@tomre2769 17 дней назад

I thought the anime caracter was under covers, pleasing himself, but then I saw it may have been a guitar :-)

@ChasishOnYouTube 18 дней назад

old repost! but still good.

@smugboi_ 18 дней назад

very funny... but also very of its time. Definitely couldn't get away with some of these jokes today.

@mikei5550 14 дней назад

I noticed the light misogyny.

@Ludifant 12 дней назад

@@mikei5550 yeah, but only misogyny directed towards women, so it´s al right. #meneither

@pilgrimpoet 18 дней назад

Genius!

@1bestfriend2u18 10 дней назад

1:35

@mojoyote5924 12 дней назад

Is this recent? The guy looks even younger than he looked 15 years ago. The Paul Rudd of comedy? Edit: Looking at a couple of comments below, this may be a re-release, in the end, of previously released material.

@pokermitten9795 12 дней назад

We all watched this on cable TV 15 years ago

@mojoyote5924 12 дней назад

@@pokermitten9795 "We all?"

@EricSundquistKC 9 дней назад

We got it in the mail on a Netflix DVD 😁

@thebookdoc.writing.and.editing 14 часов назад

The only bad thing about this guy... You have to watch him. You can't do the dishes.

@cuzndupre2822 18 дней назад

Ripped off the herpes/glitter joke from Robert On Shaq's comedy special from Atlanta. Joke stealing is the unforgivable crime.

@chrisfeeley6865 17 дней назад

Person circa 2007 Shaq’s all starts was 2013

@pimpz7409 15 дней назад

You're right, joke stealing is unforgivable. Robert stole this joke from Demetri. This was filmed in 2007

@pokermitten9795 12 дней назад

Looks like you are ultimately the one who got ripped off.

@CountDuckula83 13 дней назад

This guy had SO MUCH POTENTIAL. And then he quit school cause he got a comedy central contact and thought everything was going to keep coming to him. It didn't. He has the EXACT SAME COMEDY he did at the start. Put the the work in. Jumping from one special and not hitting the small clubs for years made you marketable not a below average comedian.

@notveryniceatall 12 дней назад

Take your meds lol

@Ludifant 12 дней назад

I am so glad for this free and unsollictited advice. Stay in school Kids.. don´t do drugs, not even from the drugstore.

@adamrubinger2644 12 дней назад

This was his okayest special yet!

@tedgerahedron 18 дней назад

I want to like it but I must not change the counter from 420

@acbenepe 18 дней назад

unless i missed it , he didn't do my favorite line. something like, my super power is I'm invisible to bartenders

@Ludifant 12 дней назад

That line, "My superpower is that I’m invisible to bartenders," is from Demetri Martin's show Important Things.

@theodorejaney8576 17 дней назад

Well if you got ball park buns maybe you should of got ball park franks that come in counts of 8

@richardmountz3865 День назад

He is talentus unlimitus....

@MVNY333 18 дней назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@codydues8708 16 дней назад

But you know he prefers unicycling over skateboarding

@Ludifant 12 дней назад

and sweet corn over unicorn.

@logicalharm8644 13 дней назад

When glitter inevitably scatters from child care at fundie churches they think it's gold dust from Jesus. True story.

@aadityayadav-pv1nt 18 дней назад

I created paper covers rock

@Ludifant 12 дней назад

as a musical genre?

@crc.agoodguy 18 дней назад

I can only add one thumbs up😢

@rashaunakovacich1979 8 дней назад

I've never seen thicker gd hair in my life! It's shiny af tooo. It's almost like....not real. Wish I had such glorious shiny hair. What shampoo u use dude.

@rashaunakovacich1979 8 дней назад

Don't hold out on me dude

@frozengamer3030 18 дней назад

This guy looks like ray Raymond

@egyptwns89_26 12 дней назад

What about craft-herpes?

@scroogetheprofit2455 18 дней назад

I guess no new stand up has been recorded since 2000 whatever... Dimitri was the best at what he did, funnier than Steven wright

@FistandFootMartialArts 14 дней назад

Huh? Two totally different styles.

@jamesthomas5333 18 дней назад

Robert Powell told the glitter joke in 2013

@KLBoringBand 18 дней назад

This special is from 2007

@sstanford1331 18 дней назад

That's some memory u got there.

@KLBoringBand 17 дней назад

@@sstanford1331 it’s in the description

@davidcoleman730 18 дней назад

Remember when Comedy Central actually showed comedy

@johnmicah666 17 дней назад

Remember when people knew how to ignore things they don't like?

@AriWeismanchester 17 дней назад

Hey David, don't look now but you're watching comedy on comedy central.

@Kathy_1991 17 дней назад

@johnmicah666 THANK YOU!

@Kathy_1991 17 дней назад

@AriWeismanchester 😆

@utlaw72 15 дней назад

Remember when we didn’t have comedy snobs?

@bill8985 18 дней назад

Glitter should be illegal

@bigdave6390 18 дней назад

What a talented and funny person? He reminds me of him. I will sell advice, but I'm not giving it anymore.

@happyfrancis 18 дней назад

Kinda George Carlinish.

@MrDudareal 18 дней назад

Epic….My Prediction Now: We are Looking at The Next New Face of Holly Comedians - O.P. 8/25/2024 at 8:31PM

@mattparkent440 18 дней назад

This was his Magnum Opus. Everything after Person. just wasn't as good.

@EnnizoBurkette-rr8hm 7 дней назад

Whatever happened to this guy?

@fegjb3215 11 дней назад

Baby blood he saying that he knows or does Adrenochrome. they are doing right in front of your face

@il_cavallo_nero5649 18 дней назад

Nerd comedy lol

@notveryniceatall 18 дней назад

Shut up lol

@il_cavallo_nero5649 17 дней назад

@@notveryniceatall I didn’t say it wasn’t good snowflake.😉

@mattmorris5001 12 дней назад

sucks as bad as it did years ago

@joshleos5811 18 дней назад

This is the most facebook, boomer normie stand up i’ve ever seen. Clearly he was on top of his style of comedy during this time but watching this in 2024, its lacking slurs and derogatory jokes that i’m used to

@notveryniceatall 17 дней назад

Epic trolling bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!